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Mine is AKINBULEJJ

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seangy4konji: church to thank God and end up in a bar...

Bar to church, church back to the bar. I think someone need counselling about Bar-Jesus.

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babatunde izbad: On the streets with a bottle In my hand.

God forgive you. 9pm on 31, people like you would be the first to occupied the front pew in church pouring out your heart to the Lord, forgeting the number of souls you have deceived on Nairaland pretending to be an aithest. Abi no be you dey shout Jesus at the mere sound of banger? (wink)

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thegeorgy: i thought people of old use to paint people just like we snap pictures these days?so how is it possible not to know what Jesus looked like when someone could have painted a picture of him which could give us an idea of what he looked like?

That is the mystery. God is not interested in colour and He did not want us to that is why He never put it in anyone's mind, I mean d painters of old, to put down the image of His Son.

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carzola: Thank God i dont belive there is a Jesus.

Why dont you try Him out by surrender ur life to Him. There is nothing to lose. If you try Him and you still dont like Him, then the devil will be happy to take you back.

LORD HAVE MERCY!
I dont like involving myself in political talk. WHY? Because nigerian dont like hearing the truth.
Ten people were chosen from each unit/ward and FG paid them 10,000 per month and cutlasses, spades, wheelbarrol, hand gloves, and so forth were given to them and their work is to clear the bushes beside the FG roads.
The question is, for some citizens to be benefitting 10,000 monthly as SURE-P and nigerian to be buying fuel in d former price, WHICH IS BETTER?

That India was banned for live after beating Nigeria 99 0 and anytime Odegbami want to kick d ball, d ball would turn to snake or lion.

That there are evil spirits in banana trees

This one is real! If u tye cloth like osuka and come put goat's head on it or place it on goat's head after u don put d goat for sleeping position, d goat no go fit stand or move until you remove the tye cloth. failure to do it on time, d goat might die. I NEVER BELIEVE IT UNTIL IT WAS TRY BY A RASCAL IN MY PRESENT.

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Spotee: a guy once does that for me so whats the bigge..

No big deal my dear. But dont claim she had gave ur brother spiritual vegetable soup when u found him washing her pant ooo...

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IAMBREEZY: I can't remember when last i entered danfo it have been yonks,that was when my car have a fault and i had to take a danfo to the next bus stop to get a mechanic but it was hell then.

Sope Olorun.

Zonex1: 4 all dis rubish wen i don read hw many cupz o garri e don add 2 d 2cupz wen i alrdy get huh?

If you need garri go find mama ijebu or go market go buy am. That hundred naira wey u use buy recharge card wey make MTN give u free 10MB you fo go use am buy garri and kulikuli. WINK.

Since I was born and bred in Lagos, I am yet to see a snake in a toilet from the ghettos to the upscale parts of the city. And I have also been and stayed in different states in Nigeria, where snakes don't share toilets with people living in flats.
Or are you staying in a hut in a village? [/quote]Have you been to Makoko-Iwaya, Sule lane or owoyemi in Ajegunle, Abiodun or Lad Lak in Somolu, Oworosoki, and Bariga? Ask anyone who live close to Cannal in Lagos

A similar incident happened to a guy i knew and he did what average guys would do. Few weeks later, news spreaded that the girl in question is pregnant. She was six weeks pregnant while the guy only slept with her two weeks before the news burst out. The question everyone were asking the guy is, DO YOU REALY SLEEP WITH HER OR NOT?
That girl is on a mission. BEWARE! BEWARN! BECAREFUL!

[quote author=Vivly]Even guys without girlfriends go follow dey claim say them dey strike.

O boy you bad o

treasure_mi: Drivers and conductors are responsible family men like u;please respect them

Those words are not written by drivers or conductors, but by printers who produced the stickers.

treasure_mi: Drivers and conductors are responsible family men like u;please respect them

Those words are not written by drivers or conductors, but by printers who produced the stickers.

treasure_mi: Drivers and conductors are responsible family men like u;please respect them

Those words are not written by drivers or conductors, but by printers who produced the stickers.

chukwudi44: BROS ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIIDING ME? THE DEUTERECANONS ARE HISTORICAL AND NOT FULL OF CONTRADICTIONS.

THE STORY OF JUDAS MACABEES AND HIS BROTHERS ARE HISTORICAL FACT AND IS ATTESTED BY EVEN JEWS TODAY IN EXISTENCE.THE FEAST OF HANNUKAH ONE OF TODAY'S FOREMOST JEWISH FEATS EVEN DESCRIBED IN JOHN 10:22 WAS INSTITUTED BY JUDAS MACABEEES

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Logicboy03: I know....the apocrypha.....

This is the simple reason why I laugh at other churches that mock the catholic church.....they have very little idea about the completeness of their bible

If not for that other 'churches' no one would have bible at home. And as for the apocrypha... a collections of latter discovered books, some full of moral, some full of contraction... Like Daniel and the poor woman and the wicked judges.[color=#006600][quote author=Logicboy03]

What we have is the original 73 books as canonised by the church in the fourth century.if any person has anything other than that he does not have the bible since the first bible had 73 books and not 66[/quote][color=#990000][quote author=chukwudi44]Stop saying what you know nothing about. The other books that completed ur scripture are latter discovered that is why there are two versions of what lead Daniel to the lion den

Because the serpent of old is still active in business. If not by 'sleeping' or 'browsing' how can he succed in diverting the minds away from the Word of God?

[quote author=carr101]I told some frnds I had diarrhoea but it was then misinterpreted to gonorrhea and then went round the whole school....

Na english cause am o. U fo simply say u dey toilet too much rather than diarrh... wey go cause katakata.