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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 30th August 2014 by juwoonn(m): 2:34pm On Aug 30, 2014
mukina2: grin grin grin
Mumu


Oh sorry bro. I no know say na u grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Burnley Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 30th August 2014 by juwoonn(m): 2:32pm On Aug 30, 2014
Loss van Gal grin and Manure (manchester Dis-united) grin
Education › Re: Third Class And 2.2 In Our Federal Universities. by juwoonn(m): 12:31pm On Aug 29, 2014
ednut1: post jamb jamb and waec are not what they teach in uni , forget the so called Merit lots of man know man occurs, there are many factors eg lecturer sadism, student joining cults or becoming club boys, stress, lack of funds etc . and it is a very wrong assertion that private uni students are dull, big lie . i have a friend with 2.1 in economics from convenant she blasted ican without failing while there were first class accounting students in unilorin ican was giving slaps grin
Trying to condemn unilorinhuh Huh? Unilorin is still the best. Better by far!
Sports › Re: David Moyes Laughs Himself Into Hospital by juwoonn(m): 9:05am On Aug 28, 2014
HOMOTOYOSI10: Former Manchester United Scotsman, David
Moyes, is reportedly under intensive care in a
Glasgow hospital after a prolonged fit of
laughing left his life in serious danger .
Glasgow Royal Infirmary confirmed a 51 - year-old
man was admitted at around 10pm on Tuesday
evening suffering with breathing complications .
“ We received an emergency call at around 9 .30pm
reporting a man rolling around in convulsions of
laughter which were preventing him from
breathing properly, ” a hospital source told us.
“ A witness stated that the symptoms had started at
approximately Saturday afternoon last week and
had gotten progressively worse until reaching a
critical point last night .”
“ We understand the man had been undertaking his
usual routine of sitting down to watch the
televised football coverage, and at this stage we
believe this to be the cause of the debilitating fits
of laughter. ”
Moyes hospitalised
A neighbour of Moyes, said he saw the unemployed
manager receiving CPR in the front lawn of his
garden , having earlier been seen skipping around
it in a what appeared to be a home -made MK
Dons home kit.
The neighbour told us, “ He was singing ‘We ’ re
going Dutch , We ’re going Dutch ,’ to the tune of
‘ On the Ball ’ by Ant and Dec . ”
“ It was quite a sight .”
A family friend of Moyes claimed he was hopeful of
a return to football in the near future, eyeing a
potential vacancy in the North - West region of
England.
“ There ’s a rumour the Man United mascot is being
relieved of his duties for failing to inspire. ”
“ David is confident his current demeanor brings a
level of Bonhomie not seen at Old Trafford for
quite some time.”
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Sports › Re: New Manchester Utd Nick Names ;D Add Yours by juwoonn(op): 6:13pm On Aug 27, 2014
Liamm: Exactly..... Louis van gaal shall be called LOSE van gaal grin
grin
Sports › Re: New Manchester Utd Nick Names ;D Add Yours by juwoonn(op): 6:04pm On Aug 27, 2014
Liamm: man utd be like
grincheesygrin
Chelsea, Arsenal & Man City will spell Manchester United Home and Away grin
Sports › Re: New Manchester Utd Nick Names ;D Add Yours by juwoonn(op): 9:58am On Aug 27, 2014
Chimaritoponcho: y'all f'ucktards rejoicing over manutd results will surely eat ur words after LVG carries out what he's planning at manutd sucessful
i can bet my b.tech certificate that we will surely bounce back
RED is my blood,i cant stop loving man united#GGMU
grincheesygrin
Sports › Re: New Manchester Utd Nick Names ;D Add Yours by juwoonn(op): 9:06am On Aug 27, 2014
grin

Sports › New Manchester Utd Nick Names ;D Add Yours by juwoonn(op): 9:03am On Aug 27, 2014
cheesygrincheesygringringrin
I couldn't hold my self ytd as I saw people calling man utd all sort of names such as;
Manure
Manchester Dis-United
Loss Van Goat
Loose Van Girl
In fact, some peeps claim the humiliated Moyes was better cheesy

Add ur own nick names cheesy
Sports › Re: EDEN HAZARD: I'm No Lionel Messi Or Cristiano Ronaldo... Am Better Than Them. by juwoonn(m): 8:56am On Aug 27, 2014
Yea...
Hazard is good
Travel › Re: Is Malaysia Overhyped? by juwoonn(op): 8:46am On Aug 27, 2014
allen0000: Over-hyped in what aspect, Malaysia is a developed country, no african country including south africa is developed more than Malaysia, even most european countries are no match to malaysia in every sector, i mean transportation, infrastructure, road networks, schools, pipe born waters and cost of living. It will take Africa 500 yrs to get to where malaysia is and Nigeria 1 million years, these people understand the definition of development. Imagine Malaysia is connecting the whole KL cities with MRT ( Mass Rapid Transit) started 2014-2016, a kind of speed train. If you are coming here to spend your vacation, brother this is a place you can count on, from the airport you will know that this is a city, visit pavilion, mid valley, 1utama, Sunway Times Square, Gardens, Suria KLCC for a 5 star shopping where you will see all designers while China Town, Sungai wang, BB Plaza, Central Market, Puduraya, and others for a 3 star shopping, especially if you want to resell. There are good hotels here from 6 start-hostels, a 5 start hotel per night like Marriot, Shangrila, Traders, One world, Millennium, Federal Palace, Equatorial, Gardens will cost per night 700-2000myr ( 35000- 100000 naira) US$ 1= 3.25MYR, MYR 1= 50 Naira,

Ask more about Malaysia
I have done some google search and I can see Malaysia is nice but I beg to disagree with the bolded. Haba! U too exaggerate am na grin
Travel › Re: Is Malaysia Overhyped? by juwoonn(op): 11:37pm On Aug 26, 2014
badgan: overhyped in what aspect.. tourism is the country top 3 earner.. so they have to keep flashing their colors to remain relevant and divert your attention from dubai and bahamas...
LOL
Travel › Re: Is Malaysia Overhyped? by juwoonn(op): 4:14pm On Aug 26, 2014
Lol

Travel › Re: Is Malaysia Overhyped? by juwoonn(op): 4:13pm On Aug 26, 2014
badgan: Apart from being the most racist country in the world, its infrastructures, security and hotspots like the twin towers and cameron highlands makes it a place to visit.. bottom line is if you have nuff money in the bag.. malaysia is fun..
Source- i lived there for 3yrs smiley
I just did some google search; I've seen a few twin towers b4, but this Petronas twin tower, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia is incredibly exceptional.

The cameron highlands are not bad but Maylasia is still overhyped jor.

Travel › Re: Is Malaysia Overhyped? by juwoonn(op): 6:49am On Aug 26, 2014
badgan: Apart from being the most racist country in the world, its infrastructures, security and hotspots like the twin towers and cameron highlands makes it a place to visit.. bottom line is if you have nuff money in the bag.. malaysia is fun..
Source- i lived there for 3yrs smiley
Wao!
Thanks a lot
Travel › Is Malaysia Overhyped? by juwoonn(op): 6:28pm On Aug 25, 2014
I've never been to Malaysia, but the way peeps describe Malaysia as if it's heaven on earth is making me curious.
I always believe Paris, SunCity, Cyprus, Venice, Lisbon, Amsterdam, Florence, Budapest, Washington amongst others are cool.
I wanna know if a holiday in Malaysia is really worth it.
Thanks
Politics › Re: China Executes Eight For Terrorism by juwoonn(m): 11:29pm On Aug 24, 2014
Hmmm.... Sure some innocent ones will be among.
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by juwoonn(op): 3:56pm On Aug 24, 2014
Yungmilio2: this big man don they play chess with AkinAlabi now
you forget your hommies, boys and ehruku for here
dis one wey you say make you ball in here today
you go shaye for us small
today nah Sunday
just drop WASO
50k pere
Lol
My oga... Ok o
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by juwoonn(op): 2:56pm On Aug 24, 2014
Happy Sunday guys grin
Health › Re: Docs Pls Help by juwoonn(op): 2:53pm On Aug 24, 2014
ohzee: My dear I am a consultant but not a gynaecologist. There is no shortcut to good medical care. Asking for advice on a faceless forum like NL is begging for trouble. Go and see a gynaecologist IMMEDIATELY. Haemorrhage in any growth is not a good sign. Stop looking for shortcuts. Channel that money for recharge cards or some other thing to see a competent gynaecologist who has spent his/her whole life tackling problems similar to yours. Just my own humble advice.
Thanks a lot
Health › Re: Docs Pls Help by juwoonn(op): 2:37pm On Aug 22, 2014
adahib: I may agree with you when you say there are no strings attached but would you say that when you are looking for a favor? Still on your "no strings attached" principle, nobody owes you anything. If you understand that, then you should know that it's hypocrisy insulting the person whom you claim there are no strings attached because he failed to address your concern. You guys should learn to be appreciative whether you have your way or not.
Ok sir/ma
I'm sorry grin
Oya drop ur own advice.
Health › Re: Docs Pls Help by juwoonn(op): 6:49am On Aug 22, 2014
dunhill26: I suggest you get Fat absorber, Defender and Aloe power. They are powerful supplements from swissgarde South Africa. They can help to treat you effectively for info, whatsapp or call 08136478517, 08183808324
Thanks boss. But I will like to follow only the prescription of a Doctor.
I know swissguard is like gnld
Health › Re: Docs Pls Help by juwoonn(op): 6:44am On Aug 22, 2014
adahib: Typical nigerian. Just because no doctor responded immediately, you resorted to insults. Is this the type of people the nigerian doctor is striving to protect? I really do pity the nigerian doctor. His patient only looks for him when he (the patient) has a problem but doesn't care if he (the doctor) is human with human problems. Very tragic indeed.
Just when we taught we had quenched the fire, you decided to add some diesel.
That is what happen everywhere, not only in naija. Patients look for docs, bcs they have health challenges. Its normal. Just as docs goes to the bank only because of transactions. What other strings do you want patients to attach?
Health › Re: Docs Pls Help by juwoonn(op): 6:38am On Aug 22, 2014
sartorius: i would advise u get an appointment with a gynae.
Thanks
Health › Re: Docs Pls Help by juwoonn(op): 7:33am On Aug 21, 2014
Morning Docs,
I came across a drug called Danazol, I wouldn't knw if its available in Nigeria or if you recommend it.

I also came across hot flushes as hormone treatment.

What do u think?
Health › Re: Docs Pls Help by juwoonn(op): 9:52pm On Aug 20, 2014
studman: what prompted the person concerned to do a pelvic scan in the first instance?Are there other symptoms like abdomino-pelvic pain,etc?If you are sure that the cyst is solitary and less than 1cm then surgical intervention might not be needed .Symptomatic/conservative management might just be sufficient for now.A specialist in the field of gynaecology will be of help to you.We are not smiling at the moment so pardon us wink
Thanks a lot for sparing some time... A little pain by the left side prompted her to go to the hospital and she was advised to go for scanning, the doc only suggested a gynecologist and that was all.
Health › Re: Docs Pls Help by juwoonn(op): 3:49pm On Aug 20, 2014
Honestly, this docs are heartless...
Nobody to answer my question?
So u guys can't sacrifice 2 minutes for a depressed soul, all u could do is to strike for months over selfish interests.
Now I understand why u have to be handled with iron hand by FG.


Can u imagine, all d docs on NL...
Health › Docs Pls Help by juwoonn(op): 7:22am On Aug 19, 2014
What is the solution to getting rid of an ovarian
cyst that is sized 35.9ML? We discovered this during a scan and the feeling that surgery could be the only solution, is really disturbing.

I think that is less than 1cm, if so, are there drugs that could help?

Its an Hemorrhagic ovarian cyst
Business › Re: Making Regular Income Publishing Amazon Kindle Ebooks by juwoonn(m):
kay29000: Thanks MK82 for starting this thread. I got my first payment last week...$100. Not so much, but going to the ATM in Nigeria to withdraw N10,000 left me speechless, and it opened my eyes to the endless possibilities of this money making system. It is not a 'get rich quick' scheme, so it is almost guaranteed that anyone that puts in the time and work will make money. No Food For Lazy Man.


I am still thinking of that day last week when I withdrew that ten thousand Naira...as I said, it is not much, but you don't know the feeling of holding money you know you made with your BRAIN.


I am going to grow gradually. My next target is to start making $200 a month, with time, I will expand my target till I reach a thousand dollars target a week. That is my ultimate goal, so I want to go gradually so I don't overwhelm myself. Anything is possible GUYS! Go for it. Make that money. This is real.


Another reason why I advise anyone reading this to give this his 100% is that he/she will keep receiving passive income for months for work (good work) done just once, and also because this income stream doesn't depend on the Nigerian economy. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY EXCUSE NOT TO MAKE MONEY.
Pls may I know ur location? Its almost 4 months and I have not received my payooner debit card, may be its a function of once location. I was just thinking of using dhl@ $60. But I don't want to spend that $60 on payooner. Did u got ur card through nipost?
Nairaland General › Banks To Charge #65 On D Use Of ATM Card Of Other Banks. by juwoonn(op): 7:40am On Aug 17, 2014
Starting from September 1, 2014, banks wil start
charging #65 on d use of ATM card of other banks.
Initially, it was #100 charge, but Sanusi Lamido
cancelled it. Now it is #65. Hw do u feel about dis?
Car Talk › Re: At What Age Did U Start Driving And How Many Days It Took You To Be Perfect . by juwoonn(m): 8:52am On Aug 15, 2014
17yrs. My Dadd taught me for 2days (sat and sun) on one open field. (2hrs per day)
He forced me to hang the L sign.
And I started driving on monday(the 3rd day). He bought the roadsafety book "highway code" for me a week b4 the training.
And since that 2001 till date I never bashed anything. Na God sha! No be me.
Business › Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by juwoonn(op): 5:48pm On Aug 11, 2014
iykomo0: Oga OTUNBA will pissed if he see's wat u wrote below those tips..
My boss pass all these things.
Mtchew.

I love Nairabet

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