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LONGFELLOW02: Taa, Look well this is Longfellow am not a newbies here nd you can't bobo me u're puskin 4real.

Yo change topuskin when you become MOD

Alams85: guy wich bookie is dis..

Lilchilz: THIS post is dedicated to pple who has been choppin red apple all dz days y'all shldn't loose hope God wey do am for hannah still fit do am for you..so moh unah cheer up!!

1. A Naija Boy that Can kiss u. For more than
10mins. Without reaching for ur zip ur skirt...
Husband material 100%! Hw many yards do u want?

2. Facebook Definition 0f " Boy Friend " A
Person Who Has To Like All The Status And
Photos of His Girl Friend No Matter How Bad and ugly
they Are .

3. Nigerians can Boast of anything! Imagine
someone boasting of a toothbrush he's been
using since 2003! Ki lo de! Chai!!

4. I need to talk to you" is one sentence that
has the power to make you remember every bad
thing you've ever done in your life.

5. Ladies be looking like rainbows nowadays.
Red weave, Orange nails, Yellow teeth,
Green Lips, Blue contact lens, Brown Lips

6. Why count your money in front of d ATM?
Will u return if its incomplete or is there a button that
says "incomplete..?

7. My children, if NYSC posts you to a violent state,
reject it o. Even the ßible says
'Fear North'.

8. For the 1st time in my life I saw people get on a
bus one by one in Oshodi. No pushing or touching.
Ebola has taught Nigerians manners.

9. A Bentley just bashed a Range Rover SUV in Lekki.
The two owners came out, inspected the damage,
exchanged business cards and left. # Swag

10. CONFUSION is when you go steal meat from the
pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top
or inside the pot.


11. E get some kain hunger wen go catch u
ehn... U go begin see chewing gum as food.

12. It is only Nigeria Police that will stop your car
and do the work of VIO, LASTMA and Road Safety
together.

13. You are chatting with your babe via BBM
then She tweets "Bored AF".... My Guy,
BREAK-UP with her.

14. Why is it that when u transport something by
car, it's called a shipment? But when u transport
something by ship, it's called cargo?

15. The height of wickedness is telling a fat lady,
"God Go Make U Bigger" ☹ wiz kid na badt boy o

16. My cousin said an aeroplane can land
smoothly on Banky W's head. Hmmmmm

17. If after snapping with # SamsungGalaxyKZ
oomu still look ugly just forget it because ur ugliness is
peak milk ~ "ITS IN U"

18. Very soon ehn MTN will be like "Dear customer,
are u hungry?, text "HGY to
33104" for tips on what to eat".

19. Covenant University: school fee N432,000,
ranked= 6th...
Unilorin: school fees N25,000, ranked= 1st. How
wise is your
dad?

20. I gave up on Nigeria's justice system the day I
saw a police officer (fellow tenant) stealing fuel
from my generator at midnight.

21. You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you
money and you are angry . what were you
expecting her to say?
Wisdom &
Understanding??

22. SINCE 1990 they've been telling us about
leaders of tomorrow yet we still have fathers of
yesterday in power

23. Bollywood Has Taught Me that once you decide
to start dancing on the street, Everyone you meet
will know the steps and join you

24. U treat ur BF like crap then he meet someone
that treats him like a king, they start seeing and u
call it cheating...
Are u a LEARNER ?

25. GIRLS have STRANGE Characteristics !! They get WET without ßathing, They
BLEED without injury... They give MILK
without eating grass.

26. N5000 to paint nails?? How much them
dey take paint room and parlour? Girls of nowadays
don't fear God at all.

27. You'll agree the economy is bad when
Thieves break in ur house, Sit down, make
Eba, warm soup, Eat & then steal ur remaining
Kerosene

28. Imagine thieves coming to steal on a new year's
Eve
carrying the cross over candle. Hmmmmm God is
watching.

HAPPY INDEpENdenCE DAY TO Y'ALL

diablos: Seems u really love to suffer. Or maybe it is in ur destiny

Kachisbarbie: yeayea....that's the end...oya go and sleep

dotta: Imo state governor Rochas Okorocha celebrated his 52nd birthday yesterday Sept. 22nd by riding a bicycle on the streets of Owerri...

www.pijango..com/2014/09/photo-of-day-rochas-okorocha-and-his.html

ajahexcel: I have ran through most of the performance of teaching hospital in Nigeria base on efficiency and facilities available and found that this unis have the best teaching hospitals

1.university college teaching hospital-UNIBADAN premier university in Nigerian has one of the best equipped teaching hospitals

2.JUTH- UNIJOS, JUTH is rated as one of the best hospital in Nigeria in terms of services rendered and if you check out the permanent site of JUTH, it is among the finest in the country

3.LUTH-Lagos State University-LUTH might not really be among the best teaching hospitals but I bet you in terms of research it is on top.

4.Evangelin Hospital-Bingham University,popularly called ja kwanu, the hospital was rated 4th best hospital in Africa in 2009,but its structures are now old.

5.UCTH-UNICAL ,the hospital is a state of the art hospital with good carrying capacity

6.UNTH-University of Nigeria Enugu,I never knew about the hospital till I started following infos online about it and with little finding and how it is rated online I think it should be on the list.

7.IMSUTH-Imo State University, the IMO state University sure is one of the best state varsities in the country and also has one of the strongest teaching hospital to its credit.

8.LAUTECH- Ladoke Akintola University,only the landscape location of this university is unique and coupled with a state of the art teaching hospital I bet it is among the best in the country
9.UDUTH-Usman Danfodio University,some people might argue this but we need to always accept the fact UDUTH is one if the best hospitals in the north.

10.NAUTH-Nnamdi Azikiwe University, rankinghospital.com ranked Nnamdi Azikiwe University Teaching Hospital as sixth best in Nigeria with 6.32 points.

I think it was overrated though compared to LUTH,JUTH and UITH.

Credit to : http://.com/nigeria-universities-standard-teaching-hospitals-share/

Which teaching hospital do you think is missing?

Add yours.

Hidentity: ...

Kachisbarbie: nah, he didn't...he tried to when I was in the Uni, my second year to be specific, it was already late, I had someone else already

Kachisbarbie: hahahahaha...I liked him small sha, he was young and veryyy intelligent. .
Truetalk o, as the Mathematics section of my brain open ehn, I no believe till date...
When we were writing WAEC,if he just pass near my row, let alone seat...students will start making funny noises. The principal had to tell him to leave...that one too bin like me @Principal (very ugly man...I just didn't fancy him @all)

He tried to make a case, that the maths teacher was dating me, there was no evidence, apart from few of my haters in class that concurred -no valid evidence. They couldn't use my grades bc that would mean I was dating every teacher except Biology...lol

iceberylin: The Dogs come fine ppass the owners

LONGFELLOW02: Manure's are in trouble

they are goin to be relegated

Abimloaded: Like My comment if you are just here to look at the pic and read the comments like me...

motherlode: Hoo hoo, Stamford bridge is falling down soon



Schadenfreude..."..............
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dlex21: I swear and some will come and say he is better than diegoal

dlex21: In other funny news: manu 5 Leicester city 3



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Fall
Fall O
Fall Ov
Fall Ove
Fall Over"

DonaldGenes: Am I seeing Double or tripple 3-3?

I hope this is not my United team?

YoungDaNaval: Lmao! Falcao na flop oh! Coogar, hope you're watching?

freestuffsonnet: Hi Nairalnders, Lots of us here have gotten the Payoneer master-card but don't know how to make money into it. Others have heard a lot about the need and important of getting the Payonneer MasterCard but don't really know what to do with it and how to make money with it.

Some got their own payoneer master card and till it expires, they never make or receive a dime from it. what a waste? Now i set up this thread so we can disuse and share ideas and information on how to make money into your Payoneer card and withdraw your cash via any ATM here in naija that accept Mastercard.

Starting from me, I have 2 Payoneer master-card, one from 2checkout which u can see below and the 2nd one from Payoneer direct. I make money into them using Clickbank and 2checkout. As you can see my Today's Clickbank payment proofs below.

Disclaimer: I'm working with Payoneer, neither am i their staff..or have connection with them. not even their affiliate. I only have their MasterCard like any other naija people and have been enjoying their services. which makes it more easy to receive your earnings online. so i say i should create this thread so i and others can help others and the newbies get something doing online.

Having said that. I will be revealing some secrets for you on this topic tomorrow. And i also encourage others [internet marketer] to also drop tip or idea on this topic so we can help follow Nairalanders and naija people. if you don't have the card yet, don't worry i will teach you how to get it yours [IS FREE] and if you have it already, we will look into how you too can start making money with it right away.

So watch out for mine tomorrow...but before then, i want to know if you guys are interested on this...or i should let this thread be buried? Show your interest by replying 'I'm interested'

Zico0: they would not approve my application o, i don't know why. It's been 3weeks now. I have used all the format i know of in inputing the number but my phone keeps responding "the number you have dialled is not correct." how did you use the number or how did you send your complaint?

Cul4real: pls guide me with d idea u adopted, is voter‘s card allowed, did u used postal address and how many days it took you from registration day to get d card?

Zico0: " Outside the US call 1-847-451-1386
Choose option 3 from the menu and
follow the prompts.
Telephone support is free of charge.
International calls may carry a fee based
on your phone plan."
Why not attempt to call concerning non-reciept of your card?