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Business › Re: Customs Intercepts Donkey Bones, Other Items Worth Over N3bn by juwoonn(m): 7:02pm On May 21, 2024
GOFRONT:
Hehehehe......Truely, you have to Horn BEORF overtaking..

Northern Artists nor go kill me with their inscriptional blunder
Person wey write that thing dey high on colos
Crime › Re: Burglar Caught In The Ceiling Of A House (video) by juwoonn(m): 2:23pm On May 17, 2024
Rapmoney:
They say everyday for the thief and one day for the owner of the house. If this guy has been doing this thing before, he nor go do am again.

See the moment a burglar was caught in the ceiling of a house he went to burgle. He was beaten blue black and ordered to demonstrate how he carries out his criminal activities.

Watch the video here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0RYQblTnbc

Source: WarriParrot
Criminals....
Commot three teeth from his mouth and two right fingers. Make e dey serve as reminder for am
Politics › Re: How Police Officers Looted, Vandalized Chucks Enwonwu's Property In Lagos by juwoonn(m): 2:15pm On May 17, 2024
RealLordZeus:
You retired 6 months ago and still continue occupying the force properties

You had a whole 35 years to plan your retirement and still fail.

No fvck for you
He retired two years ago... He was suppose to move out 6 months after retirement
Celebrities › Re: Moment Portable Jumped Over The Gate To Escape Police Arrest (Video) by juwoonn(m): 8:49am On May 15, 2024
RussellRutherfo:
Repeat yourself.

The IAS ponzi has gone burst? grin
O ti lo
Celebrities › Re: Moment Portable Jumped Over The Gate To Escape Police Arrest (Video) by juwoonn(m): 8:20am On May 15, 2024
ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8ac1z9VKPg

Singer Portable jumps gate to escape as police comes to arrest him over alleged unpaid debt for his G-Wagon

Men of the Lagos state police command have arrested singer Portable. The singer was arrested today May 14 following a petition from a car dealer. Portable allegedly purchased a G-Wagon worth N27 million from the car dealer, made a down payment and took the vehicle away with the promise to pay the balance.

After waiting for a while without any word concerning his balance, the dealer reached out to the singer who claimed the car he purchased had faults. The dealer then asked the singer to return the car or pay the balance but Portable allegedly refused.

Following a petition from the dealer, the police moved in and arrested the singer who is currently in their custody.

When contacted, the spokesperson of the Lagos state police command, SP Benjamin Hundeyin confirmed the arrest of the singer.

Via: lindaikejiblog
Anyhow wey e be, I go die today..😆😆😆😆😆
In the middle of IAS induced sadness, Portable made me laugh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Federal Fire Service 2023/2024 Recruitment by juwoonn(m): 7:03am On May 15, 2024
Efezik007:
Today post from CDCFIB Facebook platform.
Please share the link to this Facebook platform
Education › Re: Kawthar Shehu Toro: My JAMB Scores Success Story – Gombe Top Scorer by juwoonn(m): 4:22pm On May 13, 2024
EreluRoz:
When I say Art students are dull they'll come for my head, have you seen any art student coming near top 3 in jamb? Top 100 sef you won't still see them.

Or

Have you seen any parents telling their young children they shall be professional in any of those art courses(aside law and accounting which are manageable, the rest are chere kambia courses). Aside the two courses I mentioned in the bracket, the rest na condition make people go study those kind courses due to low score in jamb.

Bye have a nice day guys.
Lol... Na you dull Sha...bad you're showing your ignorance to the public.
1. You rate Accounting over Economics.
2. You think students who study Accounting are art students. Accounting is NOT an Art course.
Try dey calm down
Politics › Re: List Of Every Country President Tinubu Has Visited Since Inauguration by juwoonn(m): 4:09pm On May 08, 2024
Islie:
https://thenationonlineng.net/full-list-every-country-president-tinubu-has-visited-since-inauguration/#google_vignette
How many of the presidents of these countries have visited Nigeria since he became president?
Sports › Re: Osimhen Refuses To Celebrate After Scoring Against Maduka Okoye by juwoonn(m): 8:17am On May 07, 2024
Nice gesture...
Career › Re: Places Where You Can't Be Arrested In Nigeria by juwoonn(m): 8:16am On Apr 20, 2024
Run yahoo or steal and run to the court of law. Naija police no sabi Constitution o... Dem fit even shoot you for inside that court.
Career › Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by juwoonn(m): 8:12am On Apr 20, 2024
Please someone should help me into the Fed civil service 😞
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Else Got This Message From Federal Government Grant And Loan? by juwoonn(m): 5:18pm On Apr 19, 2024
If you didn't apply in the first place...this means the site is full of shit
Kola5281:
Good afternoon everyone, i just got to see this update now and i accessed the site asap but was saying grant application closed, i clicked and i saw a popup message saying i should insert my phone number and put otp, i clicked the alternative as otp no gree come. i filled my surname, bvn & nin and i got a message saying "Your Nin Was Added Successfully".

pls does that mean i have chance in getting credited cos i didnt see where to add accct details, make una help me abeg
Politics › Re: FG Grant Received (Picture Added) by juwoonn(m): 8:24pm On Apr 18, 2024
You're not a hungry man but you got FG grant. We wey dey hungry still no get. My wife, siblings and I...none got and food seff don finish for house. Na fast we dey for three days now.
This life no just balance
PrinceDoctor:
So, I applied for the Fg grant. Message was sent for nin verification, did the verification. Then just this afternoon, I received a suprise credit alert of N50,000.

This is a good move but I strongly believe that the country will experience a positive economic turnaround.

God bless the great Jagaban and all lovers of this great country, Nigeria.

PS: Picture added. This is not just about me rushing to post this. I'm not a hungry man. But this is as a proof that the Fg Grant is not a scam.

Though the naysayers can't repent but we move with HOPE. Nigeria SHALL be great in our time.

The grant has arrived with evidence.
Politics › Re: More Pressures On Pockets As Food Inflation Rises To 40% by juwoonn(m): 1:52pm On Apr 16, 2024
helinues:
NNPC with inflation in food.

See, make una stop all this incoherency on my mentions
What do we use to transport food around the country before they get to the final consumers? Would food sellers not calculate and include the cost of transportation in their final sales price?
Business › Re: Fleeing Binance Executive, Anjarwalla Found As Nigerian Govt Starts Extradition by juwoonn(m): 9:11am On Apr 13, 2024
What you don't know...
Kanu is a Nigerian
This guy is a Kenyan
Kanu committed offences in Nigeria
This binance man was representing a company... He didn't commit any personal offence
Two different cases...
Seeing him extradited to Nigeria may not happen.
AlexBells:
Anyone fleeing and Fleeing to Kenya is a Werrey. Since Kanu case, I don’t see myself or any reasonable person fleeing to that mushroom country.
Crime › Re: Young Man Slaps An Elderly Man In Traffic Dispute by juwoonn(m): 9:02pm On Apr 10, 2024
Looks like the elderly man physically assaulted the young man first.
Kobicove:
Why do you people like to exaggerate things.

What you call a forceful slap was just a mere tap.

I don't support the aggressors action but please do not come here and lie!

Please make sure you watch the video before you make your comment
Politics › Re: Are You Willing To Pay N178,000 Monthly For A 24-hour Electricity Supply? by juwoonn(m): 11:23pm On Apr 03, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
You mean it's not for ladies who men pay bills for them from their hard earned money because these men are are simps. grin

But how much is #178,000 monthly for constant electricity. About #6,000 a day.
How many people can afford this 6k daily?
If I get that 6k now, my family will manage it on food for the next 3-4 days. There are no jobs and they're making things more difficult. How do the unemployed survive in this economy?
Ready and able to work...but no work
Politics › Re: Governor Otti Makes 26 New Appointments by juwoonn(m): 7:56am On Mar 19, 2024
yusufmurry:
This is madness. STOP 🛑 IT
Okay
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With Eighty Thousand Naira Please! by juwoonn(m): 11:56am On Mar 18, 2024
It depends on your location
Business › Re: Nigeria Asks Binance To Disclose Top 100 Users, Executives Remain Detained by juwoonn(m): 12:08am On Mar 13, 2024
Daniel7543:
Make Binance no disclose anything give government.
I dey among top 10 users.
I no want government wahala.
My money for Binance fit buy Nairaland (#) and Twitter (X).

no disclose anything give government.. I take God beg una
Baba... Do me 1M.
I dey h
Politics › Re: Video Of FCT Abuja Residents Looting NEMA Warehouse (video) by juwoonn(m): 9:41am On Mar 04, 2024
GreatrAnalyst:
Did NEMA not release statement again that it was not NEMA that was looted?
This country is finished
Phones › Re: Best Online Businesses To Run With My 9.5 Million by juwoonn(m): 8:11am On Mar 02, 2024
Uyi168:
..
Crypto.
U fit add small yahoo join. grin
Baba come teach me
Crime › Re: Police Nab Abuja Second Most Wanted Kidnap Kingpin In Nasarawa Forest by juwoonn(m): 6:50am On Feb 29, 2024
Thevideoguy:
Read more here: https://reportafrique.com/news/second-most-wanted-abuja-kidnap-kingpin-arrested-police/
Are you sure it's all these hungry looking creatures that have been collecting N100M ransom?
Money no dey show for their body at all ni??
Phones › Re: NCC To Telecom Operators: All SIMs not linked To NIN Must Be Blocked Today by juwoonn(m): 7:56pm On Feb 28, 2024
All of them are mad..
They said I should send my NIN to a system number via sms which I did... Yet they insist I come to their office. Seh na Dem go pay for my fuel money for inside this Tinubulation economy.
Business › Re: Binance Drops Naira From P2P Portal by juwoonn(m): 6:33pm On Feb 28, 2024
Wooh
O ti sun mi
Oti wa de oju e bayi
Food › Re: The Size Of Hundred Naira Akpu Is Giving Me Sleepless Nights (Photos) by juwoonn(m): 8:59am On Feb 28, 2024
You get luck. That one big seff
Family › Re: Nigerian Claims Ownership Of 24 Kids, Gets €22k Monthly Child Support From Germa by juwoonn(m): 8:47am On Feb 28, 2024
[quote author= post=128685262]......as u dey read the news for here, e don cast be dat now.[/quote]Lol
Family › Re: Nigerian Claims Ownership Of 24 Kids, Gets €22k Monthly Child Support From Germa by juwoonn(m): 8:34am On Feb 28, 2024
E go soon cast
Politics › Re: Wale Edun: Only 5% Of Nigerians Have Over ₦‎500k In Their Bank Accounts by juwoonn(m): 3:36pm On Feb 24, 2024
Abeg, what percent have over N5 million?
Crime › Re: US Man Accused Of Making $1.8m From Listening To His Wife's Remote Work Calls by juwoonn(m): 12:13pm On Feb 24, 2024
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Appoints Kemi Nana Nandap As Comptroller General Of Immigration by juwoonn(m): 5:53pm On Feb 21, 2024
naptu2:
Office of the SA on Social Media to PBAT🇳🇬 @Dolusegun16
She's pretty 😍
Can somebody help with her contacts?
I need a job at immigration.

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