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Op pls let me nominate 1 more person for d senior cat. . .
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MR.SANITY !
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RE:
https://www.nairaland.com/1505592/one-claims-homosexual-here-nairaland
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NB: am straight! gerr it!!¿

@anolderamerican

true, i didnt finish ur post, stopped when u started quoting all those bible pages.. (av got to take some responsibilities, God wont solve all my problems, if he was ment to then why install a brain in my skull?) .. ..
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guess i was too forward wif my counter religion chants though.... Merci..

anolderamerican: Sperm can not build up as it is either released during involuntary nocturnal emissions or while urinating.
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Salsera
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the poster wants to wean himself off - its gotten to the point where its affecting his daily life and productivity already. He needs to gain control and stop letting it rule his life. Good to know you have gotten control - sp3rm doesnt build up bros na lie no link to prostrate cancer either.

@anolderamerican... Oh really..

@Salsera.. true, there used to be a time like that but not anymore, its not worth it...

@both of u.. So there's no danger in storing up sperms¿¿ ... Tell that to this researchers:..

Sex Reduces Risk for Prostate Cancer
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In 2003, Australian researchers published a study showing that the more often men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop prostate cancer. According to the author of the study, men in their 20s should probably be ejaculating once a day. A similar study performed a year later by the National Cancer Institute showed that men who ejaculated at least five times a week, whether through sex or masturbation, were less likely to get prostate cancer. "The claim physiologically," Goldstein told us, "is that if you empty out the tank every so often, it's healthier than holding onto the material within the tank."

http://funmikemmy..com/2013/11/revealed-12-ways-sex-helps-you-live.html

@vinvinc .. I see u dawg.. U be my senior ..
@ anolderamerican, really, u'll scare people off.. and i dont think religion will help, like u only quote d bible, + religious societies are divided over this SS issue..

Started when i was 18, now am 20.. also addicted, am always like: ''Bleep all d girls! i dont need them for shit!''
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Personally i dont think ma5turbation without pron is wrong especialy when ur single, and have a very high sexual drive (like moa).. u'll be kidding urself if u think u remain single nd not wankoff at all, (even a pope once gave in) its almost impossible once uv started, so iv reach a compromise to try and limit d dreaded habit to once in two months, i think thats decent enough, till i find me a gurl.. plus i wont leave all those sperms building up there over time, which could result in prostate cancer ..
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.mind u, iv not drawn a conclusion, this re just my thoughts, if their's any one who's single nd used to wankingoff then stopped suddenly nd stayed clean for up to a year pls speak up, i stand to be corrected.....


So Folks, what do u think?

Caracta: Not tomorrow. Go today. You no dey hear word sha. Which kain pesin be this?

Lol.. Thanks for d care.. Went for d check-up yesterday.. Doctor said i'll live and prescribed some drugs.. am already feeling better, thank you.

@Caracta. thought d ache will go. . but . It didnt. It's just that i hate hospitals. . well. . guess i'v got only 1 card left to play. .
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nd Brosss. . Woow. . Scary. .

THANKS Guys. really appreciate. . i'll go for a check up today or tumarO.

Hi folks. . Last week wednesday. ( 31 July) was trying to scrub the bathroom but fell (i didnt have slippers on) and bang the right side of my head on the tiled floor (pretty hard). its been 5 days now and I'v not taken any drugs cos i learnt that might be dangerous. (if indeed i have internal bleeding) am kinda lost. . pls i need help. Any contributions will be appreciated.

Danky.

Please someone should help me with a link to download Mike Okri's ''Hear Your Mama Hear your papa.''
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thanks in Advance.

You forgot the Pyramids..

You dont know what ur talking about.

STORY HIGHLIGHTS
Griffin had to leave his foster family at 13; he has been searching for them ever since
Years later, his one-time foster mom will adopt him
"It has to happen," he says

(CNN) -- A boyhood wish is finally about to come true. But Maurice Griffin had to wait until he was a man for it to happen.

At age 32, the California man is about to be adopted.
"It has to happen," Griffin said. "I didn't fight for all those years for no reason."

Adopting the burly, muscular, mohawk-sporting man is Lisa Godbold, his one-time foster mother.
"I just feel like this makes it official," Godbold said. "And we don't have to keep explaining it now."
Good time

The story dates to the early 1980s, when Godbold and her husband saw Griffin at an orphanage near their Sacramento home.
The smiling child seemed to fit perfectly with their family: Godbold is white. Her late previous husband was black, and the couple had two children who were, like Griffin, biracial.

The couple took Griffin in as a foster child. He quickly bonded with their sons, Gideon and Spencer.
"We were best friends," Griffin said."We'd run around, we did mischievous things and fun things. It was a good time."

He lived with the family as a foster child for four years, until he was 13. Then, just two months shy of being adopted by them, it all fell apart.

"I wanted to be treated like a real son," Griffin told CNN affiliate KSWB ."Their sons got spanked and I didn't."

So he told a social worker that was what was going to happen.
"I told her they were going to be spanking me. She told her superiors and her superiors told her I had to betaken out," he told KSWB.
Family ripped apart
One day, foster care officials took Griffin away, saying he could not live with Godbold's family anymore.

"You can't spank foster children. Maurice very much wanted that," Godbold said. "We wanted him to feel like the rest of our kids. And there was a difference of opinion with some of the (child welfare) supervisors."

Godbold said she fought to keep Griffin and was told she could lose her biological children, too.

CNN contacted the state agency responsible for the case, but its officials would not comment because it's still considered a juvenile matter.
So Godbold had to let go. And as timemoved on, Griffin says, he lost touch with what he felt was his only family.

"It was just an emptiness," he said. "Icouldn't talk to anybody about it because nobody was there. I couldn'tcall somebody; there was just a void in me."
Griffin told KSWB that he acted out every chance he got in hopes the state would reunite him with the people he considered to be family.

He bounced from one foster home to another, never finding what he lost.
"I didn't let anybody get close to me again," Griffin said, holding back tears. "I hurt a lot of people. It was a rough road."
Searching for each other
Despite several obstacles, Griffin and Godbold never stopped searching for one another.

Godbold's husband died in 1998. She remarried and changed her last name, and moved.
But six years ago, Godbold found Griffin on social media. They communicated online and then one day she called him.

"She said, 'hey baby,' and I said I got to call you back," Griffin said, trying to explain how overwhelmed he wasby the reunion.
And now the two are heading to a San Diego courtroom Friday, to put their family back together.
A juvenile court.

Source
http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/15/us/man-32-adopted/index.html

Who still wants the Samsung Galaxy 4 tab with sight control??

Popular entertainment personality Frank Nero is dead.
Nero, who until his death, was the CEO of Nure TV (a budding media outfit), was said to have slumped and died at his grandfather’s burial ceremony held yesterday, January 2, 2012 in Bauchi State.
A doctor’s report could not be obtained as at the time of this report but multiple sources suggest that the cause of Nero’s death was acase of food poisoning.
‘ I still can’t believe he’s gone. This is disheartening ’,Nero’s friend and buzzing rapper A-Q told NET.
Another close friend IK tells us that he was the second of three children. ‘ …and he was his mum’s favourite ’ .
Nero, 29, became a popular face on TV a few years ago when he anchored ‘ Video Wheelz ’ – a 30-minute music video show.


Source

http://thenetng.com/2012/01/frank-nero-dies-at-29/

And Nigeria wins the AFCON 2013!!

Mosquitoes also prefer biting the female gender to the male..

A Woman at a night club was taken by 5 men, who according to
hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her at a
Bus stand! Unable to remember the
events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes
along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood. ... Rohypnol, -date rape
drug- is essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being
used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. All they
have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a
thing the next morning of all that had taken place the night before.
Rohypnol, which dissolves easily in drinks, is such that the
victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry
about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The
Drug's effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY
- they are PERMANENT. Any female that takes it WILL
NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE. The weasels can get this drug from
anyone who is in the vet school or any university. It's that easy, and
Rohypnol is about to break out big on campuses everywhere.
Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people
how to use it. Please forward this to everyone you know, especially
girls. Girls, be careful when you're out and don't leave your drink
unattended. (added - Buy your own drinks, ensure bottles or cans
received are unopened or sealed; don't even taste someone else's
drink) There has already been a report in Nigeria of girls drinks
being spiked by Rohypnol. Please make the effort to forward this to
everyone you know. For guys - Pls inform all your female friends and
relatives, remember
you also have sisters. important news are meant to b passed on pls!

Smile..

Webmasters.. am like a novice nd i need to..:
*create a website (something like notjustok. Or Givemebeats.com, that can easily be accessed through Mobile phones) pls can anyone recommend any web host/server i can get for d site with good space without leaving holes in ma pockets?

*Or can i buy a site then change d domain name and stuffs like that? I'll also like to know d average charge rate of web designers. and softwares i can get to save my life.

*lastly.. any other thing u feel/think a webrookie should know? &...: .com .me .ro .ru etc.. What re d differences?.. I'll really appreciate any tip(s)/help i get.. Infact an A to Z on d topic would come handy.. I'm totally lost on this.. .

I need it pls..: Jynxdane@yahoo.com

though i need a reliable host/server for d site.. (rookie in d house) pls.. Can u help?

Temple Runx2... ..

End of World timetable..
6:30 Opening of The Gates/the Veils
7:00 Meteor Show
8:30 Arrival of the first Tsunami (makes sandy look like an afternoon breez)
10:00 Official Alien Welcome
10:30 Gangnam Style Alien Flashmob
11:30 Breaking News! 2 Pac nd No.BIG Alive!!
12:00 Total Eclipse and Planetary
Alignment
13:00 Lunch Break with Hitlar 14:00 Magnetic Poles Reversal
15:00 Super Global Warming
(Special
Program)
16:30 Beginning of Human
Annihilation
17:00 J Sean drops '2012' Gmix ft a Maya'n Prist @ Bieber's Concert
18:00 Aliens on Earth!: M.J,(x) Prince(x) and Messi.. unveiling of d 1st 2@ Area 51
19:00 Dinner cooked with Solar Flares
20:00 Taj Mahal - Machu Pichu
Tunnel Grand Reopening
21:00 Liverpool being
Crowned Premier League
Champions
22:00 Secret Santa and lagbaja's face Revealed
23:00 Special Toast after which Bush confessed to have destroyed the twin towers..
23:30 Rapture and The Big Shrink..

Bananas, cOrnflakes, oatmeals, indomi, sardines & lots of milk nd water...

koolg: Too much water wey person no urinate comot no be wahala?

Nop. . two much of every thing is bad quite alright.. But clean drinking water is an exceptiOn... nd trust me, ur bladder wont dull.. So.... Drink awaaaay!

guyz.. There were no casualties....

av got just 3/ tricks for ya..

*U'v got it all wrong if u brush after meals in d morning instead of before meals, (u'll be like ''really'') .... ... yop, thats a bad idea as u ought to have brushed d previous night, though its cool to brush before nd after breakfast in d morning (like moa) and considering ur condition i'll advise u, if u can to brush after every meal.. always brush thoroughly, includin ur tongue nd change ur brush after er 3months...

*Dr Wriglys (check spelling) Orbit chewing gum can work wonders, its best taken after meals, i'll recommend d lemon & lime flavour (my favorite) ..

* i dont know how ur gonna do it but make sure ur mouth is shut whenever ur sleeping... **now be good and dont go spraying perfumes nd stuff like that in ur mouth Cos u cant stay away from alcohol nd weed.. (WELL UR GONNA HAVE TO!! or dont even bother)

*if this dosent work after 3 days.. lol.. Ok.. Saaaay three weeks, its a medical condition, consult ur doctor. Mr dentist like stated above to be specific.

that'll be $25 pls..