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I love playing two-hand touch
Eating way too much
Watching my team win
With the twins

I love quarterbacks eating dirt
Pom-poms and short skirts
Fans who won’t quit
And those twins

And I love you, too
Here’s to football!

Alternate ad lyrics

I love football on TV
Shots of Gina Lee
Hanging with my friends
And twins

I love burritos at four a.m.
Parties that never end
Dogs that love cats
And, and twins

And I love you, too
Here's to love songs!



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Lyrics from Movie Promo

I love
"Scary Movie 3"
Women on TV
A party that's jumpin'
And twins

I love
Friends who stay in touch
Screamin' heard too much
A white boy who's rappin'
And twins

And I love you, too

Announcer: Check out the Coors-Light twins in
"Scary Movie 3."

Pollute the air with rotten fart

Pocket those greens

Pray to God daily

Pull her into your arms

Push me away

Pat me on the back

Pack your bags and leave

There's a miracle-working God  .  He's the Alpha and Omega, he's a miracle-working God.

denex, your injury and death tolls are far-fetched, and unofficial.
Just this morning alone, the death toll's been pushed back to 4.

oops excuse my bias, forgot to mention misogynistic tendencies as well.

I guess the ignant cow who said blacks don't read wasn't lying.

this thread is filled with feministic tendencies in disguise.

shouldn't have been started in the first place. men are unique; what one african man wants may differ from what another african man wants.

Pass the dutch.
Pass your class.

Punctuate your sentences.

Promote aids awareness

Pacify your mind.

Participate in sex.
Participate in life

Postpone your life

It's all about "P" Verbs.  "P" Verbs Alone.
You must begin a sentence with a "P" Verb.

Go

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Pretend to die.

make sure I don't evade your dreams  . I guess that's just me dreaming.

you're not in grade school are you, you should understand. yes, feelings of national inferiority like "why can't we be like them" "they're better than us"

what the doritos are you talking about, you already know what the right thing to do is so do it. you don't need any encouragement from us. If you pick up that phone and call that man we'd all be disappointed in you.

lmao.

Many Nigerians embellish and embrace kolomentality.  An insurmountable prevalence of subsequential colonial mentality is the cause of our noticeable lack of national jubilation. Colonial mentality is undoubtedly highly responsible for the unacceptable feelings of national inferiority that clog up our minds, the minds of our people. The unquestioned effects of the colonial mentality we undergo is clearly seen causing our minds to relish the limiting aversion that our inferiority complex vouchsafes upon us.  These feelings can be suppressed through electrifying practices of self-celebration and appreciation.  In order to celebrate ourselves we must reward ourselves; if we don't we won't see the shining bright light Nigeria has to offer us.  We, the people of Nigeria, devote so much time to bashing or glorifying the political and economical negativity that has our nation bedridden in an ICU that we forget about those who suture up their voices to spark a change, a rebellion. We as Nigerians are asininely intimidated and fearful of the ensuing consequences that will arise if we speak out against corruption and devilish violence, but I ask you, what can the government do if we speak collectively as a whole, what else can they do but listen?  We must pull together and work against this unpalatable menace that has become of our currently distasteful society.  Come to think of it, we can definitely learn a thing or two from Black Americans about what it means to be prideful, about what it means to prosper when facing image-shattering adversity. We must stand together - together we shall overcome.

"Fate is for those too weak to determine their own destiny." - Kamran Hamid