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i have been reading this pagfe and i nearly wet myself at Kommy's post , so funny. Engrish!!!

i wasn't aware of this page till you posted, no surprise.
put that thing away, abeg. stop the wetting.

July 24, 2007. MediaTakeOut
has learned that in the August issue of Ozone magazine (not Complex Magazine, sorry guys), Houston rapper love-vendor C (who is also one half of the group UGK) blasts some of the music world's hottest artists. We'd summarize what he said, but it's better if you hear it directly from love-vendor C's mouth.

love-vendor C started off talking greasy about other rappers:

love-vendor C on Mike Jones and Lil Flip’s jewelry:
“Them big ol’ plates they be wearing that look like dinner plates? Them diamonds are monkey. You need to take that monkey sh*t back cause you embarrassing us.”

love-vendor C on Young Jeezy
“Muthafuc**rs talking about they’ve got kilos for $17,500. B*tch, ain’t no kilos for $17,500 up there, and you know what I’m talking about. Come to Houston and get the work and pop it cause we’re right there by San Antonio and we’re going down there and gettin’ the work. And guess what, man. All y’all ni**as talking about selling dope? If y’all ni**as was some d-boys, guess what, man? I don’t believe you ni**as no more cause I’m seeing you ni**as in button up shirts getting cute and pretty trying to look sexy. Ni**a, f*ck you. Ni**a, and I ain’t gotta say your name. Play with me and I’ll expose the ni**as that was wearing backpacks with their pant leg rolled up back then in Atlanta when me and Big Meech used to be off in the club kickin’ it buying each other champagne.”

But he saved the most fire for Russell Simmons and Ne-Yo:

love-vendor C on Russell Simmons:
“I just made peace with the lil ni**a Short Dawg cause on the cool, it really wasn’t his fault. It was ol’ d*ck-in-the-booty Russell Simmons fault for not taking the message back to him and telling him to change his name. Yeah, I said ‘d*ck-in-the-booty.’ I know what I’m talking about. B*tch, I’ll air you out too.”

love-vendor C on Ne-Yo
“I ain’t out here dressing up trying to be sexy licking my lips like old gay a** Ne-Yo. Licking lips and sh*it, ni**a. P*ssy d*ck in the booty a*s ni**a wearing all that gotda*n lip gloss at their video shoots and letting ni**as put makeup on their face. Yeah, I said Ne-Yo, you heard what the f*ck I said. Ni**as putting all that lip gloss on they f**kin’ lips looking like they’ve just been eating a pork chop sandwich with no hands.”

All we can say is wow.

michelin what is this your rant? are you upset you lost your virginity to some gimmic at an early age? i'm wondering.

well topic, lotta women can't handle the truth, you just got to find the right one for you.

lol nigerian american.

you have got to be kidding me. english1, people like you make me want to commit a grave sin.

kobe catch you laters bad boy still watching you

alright you too, but make sure you don't watch for too long, you might like what you'll see. so if you're ready to swing keep watching.

daprince  i just wanted Kobe to see that my daughter looks very unnigerian.
They will never handly her like a Nigerian

don't worry they might treat her better, i saw a thread on here some months back, it said "nigerians treat , better"

Kobe thats one of my daughters. one of 3.
The fighting stealing thing is just an example.
Its all about a police record.
For the job she will like to do she will have to submitt a police record.
If she stole  she will never find a Job as an account an unforgivable mistake. If she fought she will they will not care about that A forgiveable mistake

okay I understand what you're saying.  but in the name of good teaching make sure your kids understand that both are offenses.

The part abou swimming in the river is no joke at all. We did it .
the niger passes our village

oh okay.

its ok she is not my type, pretty though i must say, definately not my type, so feel free to sweet talk the mama to get through to the pikin . playa

you better stop joh!
say the "out father who hath in heaven" and pray for forgiveness. i will be praying for you. . that innocent girl doesn't need distractions from you and I.

and kula shaker yes i can survive in nigeria, and yes i did survive, i'm here aren't i.

Same way i want to raise my kids with my vaules.
And yes i grew up in Nigeria but there is more to life for me than raising my kids the good old "so you will find good husband way"
I do think they are missing out alot,  even if its that swimming in the village river, But there is more to life than that

lol you're funny. don't mind the swimming in the village part, i'm sure that was just supposed to be a joker.
it is not about finding good husbanddd oooooo, although that one important too, but haba now mummyput. i feel they'll miss a lot too, but it is in my hands to ensure they don't miss a lot.

lol kulashaker pahleaaaaaze, ah dey beg oh.
you better do the same too, cos i know your mouth don begin water.

My first daughter( picture above) for example wants to become an accountant. she knows she cannot afford a record for stealing. No one will employ her. But she knows just maybe she may get away with fighting. (not hat she fights).
My kids have a long line they are not perfeckt but icannot complain

this doesn't do enough to help me comprehend your reasoning even.  since your child wants to be an account she shouldn't steall, but it's likely she'll get away with fighting if she happens to get in a fight.
i don't think you should make some things more important than the others for scenarios like that. what's good's good what's bad's bad.

is that your daughter mamaput, she's adorable.

K0be u seem so obsessed with raising your kids in naija. What would be your primary reason to send your kids to naija if not to learn the so-called manners that u think they may not learn from growing up in the US. or Europe? I believe what mamaput is trying to let u understand is that, she's done her best raising her kids in Germany, and that they haven't turned out like most kids around her. What more should parents ask for if their kids are courteous and don't engage in stupid activities? By the way, did u grow up in naija? You've not really proved your case against raising one's kids in the US or Europe. I've read through all of your posts but haven't come across any concrete argument u've got to buttress your case. Just give some strong argument and stop dancing around the issue. No insult intended K0be, just trying to understand u.

it's not an obsession, and it's not just about good manners.  i have addressed your question.  values i tell you, values  .

since you've misunderstood the purpose of this thread, it is not about swaying others to raise their kids in nigeria, it is a simple question, where would you raise your kids and why.  when i started the topic it was and still is all in favor of option, opinion, and welcomed discussion, not cut-throat neck tight force.

daprince childhood in nigeria was mwahhhh
majority of kids will enjoy life in naija, in america kids live through school being usually to themselves, scared, paranoid, up-tight, afraid of bullies, etc, why? the neighborhood isn't as open as it is in nigeria, you can seldom go over to iya sikira's house to play with her children.  mommy ngozie won't have to chase you away from her child because you're black, etc,

just examples sha.

what about the man's thing? hasn't it enter another woman's majestic thing.

to solve the matter let virgins marry virgins
non-virgins continue their fun and marry non-virgins.

I don't even think the picture lies entirely within raising a good child or not raising a good child. I just think about my values and what I feel my children will be able to clutch from experiencing life in Nigeria.

My kids play with who every they like. They know enough to know their limits on their own.

you're just a typical parent.  i trust my children, they know their limits, i raised them right, my kids will never to that, until the day they step out of bonds then you'll say "oh I thought he knew not to do that"

I do not believe in bad friends and bad influence. I believe in strong caractera.

there are bad friends and bad friends can impact your children negatively.  strong character, okay sure, but how do they build the character? through those they interact with, like doh!
or are you saying those bad friends are good because your kids are learning what not to do from them? in that case, i would guess it is okay for your kids to hang out with crack sellers because they're building strong character, 5oh drives by locks 'em up and drops 'em in jail, all in the name of building strong character.

Learn hard play hard thats my motto.

hard play can lead to foul play don't you know?
look at mike vick, he learns hard on the field, but he plays hard with the dogs, I guess he saw no harm in it.

I cannot protect them from everything in This world but i have given them the basics for the road.

if basics are all that's needed in this world 90% of people would be able to get the jobs of their dreams.

Its not about school only but thats were they spend most of the day.
My kids are 1/4 Nigerian , If i send zthem to Nigeria , no one will agree they are Nigerians.

that's what your problem is right there, you should have said that ten-fold ago.

militia I hope you are learning a thing or two about how to refrain from being a diruent pig.

And what please can they learn in a good school that they cannot learn at home.
The most important part 3 to 5 years old.
I sent my kids good mannerd to school . i did not send them to school to learn manners.

You diverted the focus to school, it's not all about schools.
I addressed the other part of your statement earlier. It's not just about good manners, you don't seem to get it. How much 'good manners' are you able to teach your kids at home? They also learn on their own, schools can help them hone their characters, influence of peers, environment, culture, and etc, also coACme into play.

My aunt doesn't let her daughter play around with kids from school, and around the neighborhood, all in the name of keeping her from turning ras like "akata" kids, she said. That's not how you teach manners, your kids should still be able to live freely as they understand what is and what is not.

you should have seen the crase in boston when the patriots won the superbowl of football, omg .

i don't mind that it exists, i think it's great. i enjoy it.

Any one that has managed to raise their kids so that they have no drinking or drug issues has done a good job.

yeah, in your opinion, but abstinence from drugs & drinking only tell 5% of the story.

I went to school in Nigeria too so no one can give me bobo
NigerianTeachers are Trigger power obsessed tyrants

You are not being asked to enroll your kids in a public school of some sort. Private schools are much better than you give them credit for.

it is good to note that after Seun deleted every single trash written by that neurotic animal on this thread, you can clearly see she made no worthwhile contribution whatsoever to addressing the issue.

every discussion the papoose enters her goal is to flame the thread with irrelevant sexual misconduct.

Most unusual thing

Paid for love

what is KAG pouting about

where are your manners?
your grandma is a snitch and she talks out of her ass?
no little sister of mine would say that to my face without being on the receiving end of a slap for the ages. akoogba.

some men.
he has all the experience in the world, but when he's ready to settle down he wants to marry a virgin.
even though he's slept with many women, he doesn't want a girl that has been with tons of guys because he can't trust her as much.

is meeting a virgin more important than meeting the right one?
is it selfishness, insecurity, lack of trust, moral reasons

how come some women are expected to be virgins when they are married out but the man doesn't have to be?

let virgins marry virgins
non-virgins marry non-virgins.

CNN) -- Tammy Faye Messner, the former televangelist and Christian singer who battled drug addiction and later inoperable cancer, died Friday morning, CNN's Larry King said Saturday night. He said the family had asked him to make the delayed announcement.


Messner was a guest on "Larry King Live" on Thursday. She told him she couldn't swallow food, and weighed only 65 pounds.

King said the family postponed the death announcement for a day so family members could gather. Messner was cremated and interred in a remote part of Kansas at the Kansas-Oklahoma state line, King said.

"The family appreciates all of the well wishes of so many people," the talk show host said on CNN.

"She wanted a party," King added. "They're going to schedule a party in two to three weeks in Palm Springs, California. Her friends will be invited. And she wanted it to be a celebration.

"She died peacefully. Anyone who saw her on our show this week knew that she didn't have long."

King asked her Thursday if she were "a little scared."

She responded, "A little bit," adding that she mainly worried about her family.

Watch Messner on King's show »
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2007/07/19/lkl.tammy.faye.god.cnn
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/21/tammy.faye/index.html
https://www.havelshouseofhistory.com/Tammy%20Faye0001.jpg
battle with cancer
https://jscafenette.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/tammy-faye-737059.jpg

she probably wouldn't wait for you either.
give her 1 year she'll forget your number.

back then hos didn't want me now i'm hot hos all on me.



MIKE JONES LYRICS

"Back Then"

[Chorus 2X: samples from "Still Tippin'"]
"Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me"
"Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me - I SAID"
"Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me"
"Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me - I SAID"

[Mike Jones]
Mike Jones!!
Befo' I came up in the game these hoes didn't show no love
They see me in the club and used to treat me like a scrub
They wouldn't holla cause my dollars wasn't swoll enough
I bet they change they mind when them 80 4's come rollin up
They see that I'm a star, now they wanna sit in my car
Now they wanna count my G's, smoke my weed and sip my bar now
They used to love to me diss me, now they rush to hug and kiss me now
They tellin all they friends when I leave how they miss me now
2 8 1, 3 3 0, eight zero zero 4
Hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones about to blow
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was ill, shea
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was ill, shea
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a damn if I was ill, shea - because

[Chorus]

[Mike Jones]
I remember back den, most of them hoes couldn't stand me
But now them same hoes beggin me to pull down they panties
A couple of 'em said I was cute but I was just too chubby
Same size a year later the same hoes wanna Bleep me
Because they see me paid, pimpin pens, workin my jelly
And I ain't trippin cause my pockets stick out mo' than my belly
They know I'm paid, livin laid in the shade
2 slabs in the Escalade with fo' or five estates
Then know that I got it made, I'm a motherfuckin baller
She would want a nigga now but I ain't got no time to call her
I'ma stall her like she stalled me, now she tryin to call me
Bitch I'ma dog yo' whole ass like you dogged me
I'm Mike Jones, don't act like you don't know the name
Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same
I'm Mike Jones, don't act like you don't know the name
Ain't nuttin changed but my change, I'ma stay the same

[Chorus]

[Mike Jones]
Befo' my paper came, befo' I got my fame
These hoes that's poppin on me now didn't even know my name
They said my flow was lame, they said I had no game
I told 'em all I was fin' to blow they thought I was insane
But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my dick
Cause they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick
But then my name started blowin up quick, now they jumpin on my dick
Because they see me on the rise and know now my paper thick

is that all you think mamaput? that your kids are great just because they've never had any bad misconduct, according to you.
don't you realize sometimes kids just need to see and experience the world around them.
That way they can learn more deep-rooted aspects about people and culture that the media doesn't show.