₦airaland Forum

@poster, you're in trouble. the flaming will begin very soon, I suggest you run for precious life.

Caradona:
but was captured by the Yahoo boys and was held against my will until I reveal all the passwords to all the online accounts of NIDs. but I flashed my boobs and they were temporally blinded and I made a quick getaway.

what a nutty reporter

acid my dear , i was only showin u luv

all in the name of pure entertainment.
grab a sense of humour or watch from the sideline m8

acidrop:
NO GENTLEMAN IN Nairaland[/b] _{except someone want to prove me wrong}

u are a helluva Hot teen in search of pictorial fantasies. keep up the search

lmao

BREAKING NEWS!!!

_{*Sweating profusely: adjusts atupa while wiping face.*}

As a dedicated war-reporter who takes his job very seriously, I haven't showered in three days and I smell like a pile of cow-dung.  Insurgent violence almost caused me my dear life last night, why? I almost got my head blown off while riding with the NID's first infantry division, as they paraded the NIN-military base in Ajegunle, Lagos. A heavy gun-battle broke out when the NIDs were double-crossed as they approached 3rd-mainland-bridge on their way back to their camp-site.  That's when a bullet fired from the weapon of odaran Sule Gambari, a member of the NIN insurgency, struck my welder-made helmet, and knocked me right into the water.  Like hungry sharks,  5 members of the NIN-marine jumped after me and took me by canoe to an unknown location in Enugu.
When I woke up the next morning, I realized I was at a concentration camp.  I begged the  commanders not to kill me, citing that "I am an innocent reporter who means no harm."  The cooks fed me garri and suya; I thanked them for their kind gesture.

I arrived yesterday at the concentration camp, which is located in Enugu, Nigeria, where diaspora-returnees are being detained after getting kidnapped by NIN insurgents who refuse to surrender.
Once again, sanitation-minded Brigadial General Paw-Paw was present at the site, with 1 garawa of Dettol in his hand.
As he showered scores of hostages with the disinfectant, he was heard murmuring "damn NEPA has took light, these yankee animals reek of shit, I can't put up with this any longer, this war is unfair."
Commander Paw-Paw has decided he would be willing to pawn 20 NID Prisoners of War (NPOWs), if the NID-Coalition is willing to provide 24-hour power-generators that will help them power their computers at the local cyber-cafe.  "The government will not help us," he says,  "we can't win the war if PHCN doesn't bring light.  How can we fire our missiles if there's no power-supply to help us aim at our enemies."

darfur:
in the absence of NINs, Darfur slaps himself to keep his military fitness intact.

lol u a cracker. dis 2 funny

[quote author=ati_inuke link=topic=9273.msg1404767#msg1404767 date=1187383800]I have seen ALL pictures of Nlanders. So i know the finest one's. Females. Nana,cute-ass,acidrop,wifeypent,
males. Chiefoh,babaluku,doyin13,debosky,[/quote]

you shouldn't find an excuse to cheat on your partner with your ex

just dump her if you must

laudate:
Imani, Babelove a.k.a Militia, Tpia, Kobe. . . .how all of una dey??

Abeg, make I laugh well, well. Nothing wey person no go see for this forum. Na jeje I siddon, wey people wake up, come dey halla say I be hater o! Dem come open thread, put my name. Their chief say make members of im cartel ignore me. I beg make all of una help me thank am. Awww. . . sheer joy! It means I won't have to listen to their whining any longer. Oh, sheer bliss! Can't get any better than this, surely. Am so delighted!

Now, as for the lesbianism or homosexual claims. . .ah, omo I weak o. . . .I don't know what to make of them! Last time I checked, I was strictly heterosexual o! Still am, in fact. So how did questions about my sexual orientation come up, sef? Some people get dirty minds, sha. I pray make God use bleach, wash them brain cells, biko.

Hehehehe. . . .Babelove, you sure say no be you start this rumour?

laudate no mind them, na jealousy. they understand the dull nature of the stereotypical threads they create, and they know you won't allow them the chance to flaunt their hypocrisy, so they've decided to stop at nothing until they make you miserable. Not to worry though, dem no go succeed. Thunda faya dem!

ehi don't get your panties in a bunch

paw-paw, why the resentment against NIDs

Igbos say "ebe onye bi ka o n'awachi"
where one lives is where he can truly call his dwelling place.

shishi  i beg to differ

Excuse me sir, Mr. Paw-Paw do you have time for a quick interview.

what caused this vehemently-hot war between you and the NIDS?
a member of the NID was spotted earlier saying you're unworthy of being called a Nigerian patriot, how do you feel about this?
you were quoted as saying "NIDs are s*hit packers", is this an insult? an act of patriotism? or is it something you have seen first-hand?
Why do you want NIDs to stop criticizing Nigeria?
Do you hope to see an end to this war soon for the sake of our Nairaland civilians?
Would you be willing to work out a truce with the NIDs at tommorrow's convention?

Our nation will be looking forward to the answers, we appreciate them in advance thank you very much

night! sleep with your eyes wide shut

sleep already
that's slowly quick
a night-like morning

which k0be?
the girly-man or the manly-girl,
i'm famously unknown,
call me the dull superstar,
or the educated illiterate,
i'm intellectually ignorant
can be boastfully shy,
as you can hideously see,
i'm carelessly guided,
guilty by innocence,
my creed is clearly foggy,
at least to me it's plenty nothings

single couple

she saw me hidden. hahahahaha i was invisibly visible.

lyssa don't be scared. I'm your friendliest nightmare. i'm nightmarishly friendly

beggin for mercy? i forgive you

chiogo:
ok, peeps, back to d adventure
this is clearly confusin'
I think am losin' memory
'cause i remember i forgot about oxymorons
until K0be revived d loss

attentive unlookers, chiogo is lost in memory.
yes chiogo! you're now an exposed secret.

lysaa:
thats being diplomatic offensive

lets bring it to a rolling stop

oh please, it is politely offensive.
at your request it is now a stopped movement.

what you're saying is clearly unclear, and you're rightfully wrong.
tell me you feel my loving hate.

my name I saw, so with honor I came rushing in.

lysaa:
well i didnt do anything wrong and i wont do it again

nothing you did, something you didnot.

lysaa:
old news, it called freedom

pretty bad my mom says freedom is slavery

i don't get it, its still as clear as mud.

you're right, it's clearly foggy
maybe she was "speaking" in "codes".

you've got me straightly cornered
so you think i'm a dumbass genius
yeah right, tell me you're seriously joking
my oh my this is awesomely terrible
even chiogo thinks i'm a tough softie
i feel the loving hate.