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if no be say u put your pic, i for say u be blonde babe,

used to think only guys enjoyed having "sex", now i know better

which part of ikorodu and what is the asking price ?

where is apeka in ikorodu ?

exact location and documents ?

anybody got info on equitorial trust bank ?

You can send the babes over to me and let me kiss test them for you , if they are ok, i will send them back (but it is not only kissing i will do oooo)

the same civilians they are trying to protect in libya ?

the guy should have said the F word instead LOL

reason why men love unix







READ ONE BY ONE, these are really UNIX command.
mv means move (for those newbee of UNIX)



This is the reason why men love unix :

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touch;

finger;

unzip;

strip;

mount;

mv;

halt;

mv;

halt;

mv;

halt;

mv;

halt;

mv;

halt;

mv;

halt;

mv;

halt;

mv;

halt;

mv;

halt;

,

,

,

core dump;

unmount;

sleep;

,

and the best thing is,

NO VIRUS!!

Thats why for anything u want to understand in UNIX u have to type

$ man at the prompt.

Shey o le fi Jega shey Wedding planner??, Jooooorrr ohhhh!!!

I guess the awards were too hot to handle !!

I think we should have first ladies (to be) debate also,

just buy empty wallet na !!

where is the location and what documents do you have on it ?

how much to get one like this sir

Can you send exterior and interior pics and the VIN pls.

Used to think "Post No Bill" meant you could send a letter without getting charged for it !!

The guy beats up the girl twice in 2 days and you are still asking if she should still marry him !! doesn't she have brothers to beat up this guy ?

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I ' m going to be honest of what I ' m going to say here. I ' m 25 this year. I ' m very
pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or
above. You might say that I ' m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I ' ve dated,
the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If
someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City
Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I ' m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names andaddresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I ' ve met a
few girls who doesn ' t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty


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Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who
have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your
requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I ' m not wasting time here. From the
standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.The answer is very
simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you ' re trying to do is an
exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there ' s a deadly problem here, your beauty
will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can ' t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It ' s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is
also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a
good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It
might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great
depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could
make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do
contact me,

Signed,
J.P. Morgan

Tiger Woods

The guy said he is a christian!!, what is a christian doing with a prostitute, hmmmm

Just ask her !!

Its a big fat lie!!! PHCN is just trying to please jonathan by taking electricity from places that used to have and giving it to those who will shout Jonathan's praise to high heaveans.
We used to have good 15 to 18 hours of electricity in my area before jonathan came around, as soon as electricity started improving in other areas we are lucky to get 5 to 6 hours everyday!!!

I just saw this on Nairalist today

http://www.nairalist.com/lagos/autos/5032

Pls Beware Of Ptconsults - Nairalist.com - Lagos Autos

THIS GUY IS A SCAM WHO GOES AROUND USING this address No, 15 Alhaji Bankole Crescent, Adeniyi Jones, Ikeja Lagos State and with phone numbers: 07040892271, 008073399012, 08139784209 to scam people claiming he's a car dealer, Anyone who transacts with him does so at his/her own Risk.

to be fore-warned is to be fore-harmed.

Email me at to tell you my experience with him.

PTConsult can you please reply to this allegation!!

Better he is into acting than music,

I am interested,but where is erunwen estate located how far is it from garage etc.
Thank you.

very true, my ex-girlfriend's sister was so so beautiful if I had met her first I wouldnt have gone for the elder sister ( never), a babe I am working on now is so much more beautiful than her elder sister I am happy I am not making the same mistake twice,

This should be in autos section, how much is the car and where are the pics !!! LOL

this sure doesnt look like a rav4

Which is better Honda Accord 2003/2004 or camry 2002-2004 , I see so many naija used EOD on sale , making me wonder if it is a good car ?