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Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Hibkay: 7:10pm On Apr 18, 2011 |
I used to think I wud see Jesus physically especially when my parents said we should go to galilee during easter period. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by aieromon(m): 9:11pm On Apr 18, 2011 |
Always wanted to put my hands into the tv set and grab ChocoMilo. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by jokingmary(m): 9:37pm On Apr 18, 2011 |
Sometimes would like to go into the TV and beat up some players for impressing players if they don't impress me |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Ruq: 2:12am On Jun 12, 2011 |
jokingmary: That was more like a wish no offense. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Ruq: 2:15am On Jun 12, 2011 |
Hibkay: hahaha |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by simplymee: 4:51am On Jun 12, 2011 |
EVER SEEN THE SIGN, POST NO BILL? As a child when i came across that warning, i used to think you could post your letters there without any bill or charges as they do in the POST OFFICE. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by hakunajay(m): 6:48am On Jun 12, 2011 |
I used to fight over the right to eat fish eggs since I believed that I'll have eaten more fishes than my other siblings by doing that. Imagine me eating thousands of fishes in a single meal. Lol! Greedy me. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Akuviv: 11:31am On Jun 13, 2011 |
Ruq: I thought so too RUG, as a matter of fact, I thought that was the beginning of a Man's extra-marital affairs ! I personally prayed for married couples not to break up when their wives were pregnant. I blamed men for being heartless; getting the wife pregnant and going for someone else. At a point (in my late teens) I reasoned it was because they could not wait until 9 months is over ! NOW I KNOW BETTER ! |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by rexfada(m): 11:50am On Jun 13, 2011 |
I used to think that when it was time for news, the broadcaster will announce when the world will end or when the next war will start. Scary though! |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by SimplyD(m): 2:58am On Jun 14, 2011 |
I used to think kids were born through d navel. Actually took a while b4 I knew better lol. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by seanmykel(m): 7:45am On Jun 14, 2011 |
I used to think babies were formed from the saliva when a man kisses a woman |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Ruq: 9:57am On Jun 14, 2011 |
seanmykel: Haba! |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Akuviv: 9:34am On Jun 15, 2011 |
^^ seanmykel: Not a bad strange thought for a child if you ask me. At least he knows better now. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by hakunajay(m): 8:30am On Jul 19, 2011 |
Back then when I heard, over the news, that people were robbed at 'gun point', I thought 'gun point' is a name of a place and I always wondered why people go there to get robbed knowing fully that many have been robbed there, 1 Like |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by mikuz(m): 9:13am On Jul 19, 2011 |
^ lol |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Akuviv: 4:30pm On Jul 20, 2011 |
hakunajay: I wonder why the Police will not man 'these gun points' to protect citizens from been robbed. Does every state have a place called 'gun-point' ? Hakunajay that was indeed a strange but funny thought. Please stay clear from gun-points. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by hakunajay(m): 10:41am On Jul 21, 2011 |
Akuviv: ^^^^ Lol, Thanks for the advice but I've outgrown most of my childish thoughts. Although, I'm yet to fancy eating fish heads cos I thought it's gonna bite my intestines, this was actually a trick played on me by my elder sister! |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Dunddy(m): 1:14pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
i used to wonder where God came from. who his parents were and what the world of God would be like. i was always the spoiled one, always fantasizing about sleeping with my aunt. took in a lot of bath water from peeping through the bathroom drainage while a female neighbor bathed. runs past my school gate every time i pass on a weekend cos i thought a big bird and lizard would discipline me if i pass. always thought the oyibos die fake die in movies because they dont shout orooooooooo like our own fadeyi oloro and co. na wa. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Akuviv: 1:51pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
hakunajay:I know u've out grown ur childish thoughts, just teasing ! Ha ! This your elder Sister is really crafty and funny. So she ate all the fish heads while you were growing up? Kai This one is beyond 419 o ! She has to pay |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Ruq: 10:43pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
hakunajay: Gun point |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Ruq: 10:53pm On Jul 21, 2011 |
I use to wonder what cars parked at owner's risk meant. It always looked like a typo error to me. Now i no better |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by k10: 9:20am On Jul 22, 2011 |
used to think only guys enjoyed having "sex", now i know better |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Nelson6(m): 11:58am On Jul 22, 2011 |
use to think that girl put oranges on their chest as b**st. did that a couple of times too lol |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by twkalio(m): 12:46pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
when i was little, i always wondered what the sky was n how can 1 reach it.I came to the cunclusion that 1 of these weekends my mum would just gather my siblings n i n take us there. after waiting 4 months on end, i became really angry at her ,standing b/w her and her boiling soup pot i demanded to know y she has refused to take us on an outing 2 heaven, if u c meeeeeeeending |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Rocktation(f): 1:16pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
I was made to think that i'd fall pregnant, if a boy touches me. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by hakunajay(m): 1:42pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
^^^ lol |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Gift4all(m): 2:27pm On Jul 22, 2011 |
lol. But what does 'Post No Bill' mean? |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by DAVE5(m): 12:03am On Jul 23, 2011 |
i used to tink women got pregnant if she n her husband jst laid down on d bed 2geda,used to tink i would 1 day bring out the cars n fancy things 4rm the tv screen(i even asked my pman 1ce if it was possible n he blatantly said YES) |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Rocktation(f): 3:34pm On Jul 23, 2011 |
@GIFT4ALL- They're telling passersby not to urinate/shite there. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Rocktation(f): 3:41pm On Jul 23, 2011 |
Either that or they really don't want anyone advertising nothing on their walls. But someone did confirm the former. |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by Buskete(m): 12:28am On Jul 25, 2011 |
Thought fruits would grow in my stomach if I swallowed dem |
Re: Strangest Things You Thought As A Kid? by toyemz(f): 11:10pm On Jul 25, 2011 |
that an elephant was a big dog whenever we went to the zoo i would see an elephant and bark at it! |
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