FManager:


So na toto dey make you dey mumu like this alaye, .

be like. Hope you dey happy now?

zoeymikey:

Lol,abeg no do make i laugh,,,,i no get strength.
Sha,no vex.ve been busy.

I no vex jare just pulling your legs. Shey you still busy? Perhaps you fit take this guy out? Make we arrange picnic talk about how many mansion we go build together, and how many babies we go make?

Is it just me or I somehow find her childish displays cute? Reeks of untamed innocence.

zoeymikey:

Hmmmmmmn

hmmmm abi? You left me stranded since. You forgot that it was raining. See how drenched I am now na one full cow you go kill for me.

mmadu5:


bro i wanted advice on what to do pls

Baba apologize to her and don't over do it. If you're lucky she might ask you to hit. Women despise weak men. Just tell her you're sorry about what happened the other day. Shikena. If she still dey vex. Lock up. She go come around

Gist me how you take see her unclothedness sef

DyingFetus:
I was bleeping this girl in the cemetery when she bit my deek

Bleep! Hope her teeth no break. Damn! Poor girl.

mmadu5:


brotherly if i know i will always want you to know cos me knowing and not wanting you to know is not who i am,

im not a bad guy

her breast plump? E still stand? Shey she get bush for her vagina? She get stretch mark? She set? Tell me please.

OP move on with your life. Unless you want to be a topic of discussion every now and then . Use your head. Girls plenty.

nokia1000:
I'm a man in need of someone to love and to hold. My spec is chubby. I'm tired of being lonely.

mumu love yourself first by not looking for anybody to love. Love doesnt exist in this generation. Know this and know peace

Boondocxs:
Chaiiiii look at what our men have turned to
Bloody scammers, imposters and internet fraudsters
None of them doing honest work again they’re all proud to be doing scam work and boasting about it
Leaders of tomorrow I greet una
May god forbid I give birth to these kinds of people
Spits on Nigerian men

with your face like three days old shit. Hope say na oyinbo man born u. Ugly baboon. If I check well, na one unfortunate low-key fraudster dey sponsor your lifestyle. Ewu Anambra. Even with hair extension , shawty still looks like a road side hoe.

If you meet a man who does honest work and earns 30k per month it's the same you thatll open her smelly mouth and broke shame him. Swear say no be yahoo boy dey date you... Idiot. You want to come here and form saint. See typical yahoo boy gf dey bash yahoo boys. Lmao Hypocrite

Olawade24:
Are you a Japan troll?

no I'm not. It's an innocent troll

zoeymikey:

I'm staying at okun-owa street after tolu medical hospital.

funny I thought you typed Okinawa at the very first glance at your statement.

zoeymikey:

I'm staying at okun-owa street after tolu medical hospital.

I am conversant with those areas. I have a friend that stays around there. I reside at za za.za za road btw. Trust your evening is unfolding quite well??

zoeymikey:

You wan kon see me?

maybe, maybe not. I dey Ajegunle na why. What if I won see you? Shey e bad?

Vinnie2000:


GHANA!

I Hear dier Ladies have Thick, BIG, SLAPPABLE BUMBUM! 🤨😊😊

Maybe I will travel there for Research for Christmas!. 🤔🙂

ya a mumu man

zoeymikey:
Una no dey tire?
You no get sister or female relatives?
Your mother nko?
Broke guy like you

where you dey for Ajegunle

Illegal1:


omoh........jst shut up if no get wetin to talk

you dey mind the muntu? Check am well e no get reach 20k for account

I hope this is a joke

MrsTwrite:
But when it comes to politicians they won't catch them. Mtcheeew...

God bless u.

AdeWire001:
why should i buy online when i be creator of it only noobs will fall for this crab

you be creator of bank logs ?

SultanOfPuna:
Guys I'm so confused and angry
I visited home since 12th this month
Everything seem normal and calm until today

I dey bored, I go download Tinder app
Sign in then begin dey swipe babes
I then change the search area to 1km, to search for babes very close to my location

Lo and behold
I just saw my sister's photo on TINDER!!!!!!!!!

omobirin alaanu yi fe pari mi

I feel like reporting her immediately but in the past she don cover up for me many times.
I no wan come look like snitch
But I don't know how to confront her

She dey always send me money well well
And I don't want a fall out with her
Omo I no know wetin I go do

The kind shame wey dey hold me right now
I can't even look her face the same way again
What the hell is a 21 yr old girl doing on tinder??

To make matters worse
HER TINDER ACCOUNT IS VERIFIED!!😭😭😭

I pray make one manchie with 45inch scatter everything under there

ROTFL

ItisWell22:


A friend of mine died of cancer of the liver.

Wasn’t into alcohol.
Wasn’t so into women either (as per Hepatitis B which caused it for him).

Alcoholics and womanizers be flexing and living longer to see their children-children, young man died after years of untold hardship; at his point of breakthrough. 😢

Keep resting, CJS.

sometimes I'm forced to believe that the creator doesn't actually care about us.

Prettyballer:
So Landers there is this friend of mine that was gisting me about being celibate for more than a year now. His last relationship was messy so he decided not to go into any relationship for now and be celibate too.

So fast forward to early this year he started masturbating and he told me about it, at first I persuade d him not to because he can be addicted but he said he couldn't help himself that he normally feel strong urge he can't resist sometimes but he is disciplined about it and he makes sure it is just once a week even though I don't believe him

So yesterday we were chatting and he told me he masturbated 3 times in row at first I was shocked but he told me it was so because he haven't tried it in a while

Now the problem is sometimes when he tells me this things I feel Hot too because this my friend is a nice bobo and he smells nice too which is a turn on for me

So guys do you think I should help him out just this once truth be told fantasize having him in me . I like this my friend and I don't want him to become an addict and also to help him maintain his physical and spiritual wellness

The guy is really a great and loving guy too

Hoe-low-show. Me too I've been celibate for over 20yr. Come and help me.

Ashanti 38

Bossdave:


The name of the group has just been changed.

what's the name please? And can you leave a link?