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Romance / Re: Every Man I Meet What To Sleep With Me. by K33fK0zaRt: 5:18pm On Oct 08, 2023
Animegirl:
It's becoming alarming. Every man I meet seems to want to sleep with me, even the so-called Christian brothers in my church, under the guise of 'making love.' I truly don't know what to do. In fact, I don't see myself as an exceptionally attractive person; I don't have a big butt or large breasts. However, it appears that every guy I engage with is interested in something more.

Honestly, it feels like there are no decent men left!
eya. Pele sho gbo. Mtchewww
Politics / Re: PENGASSAN Confirms Return Of Fuel Subsidy Under Tinubu by K33fK0zaRt: 5:12pm On Oct 08, 2023
favor914:
Incoherent Thing You no dey shame to call yourself animal, no be una pass law PIA through legislation removing petroleum subsidy?

You still dey open your mouth to call someone else Mumu?
shut up ode. Go sniff your hero (drug lord ) wrinkled ass make you high small. Foolish thing. Your stupidity dey shame me.

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Politics / Re: PENGASSAN Confirms Return Of Fuel Subsidy Under Tinubu by K33fK0zaRt: 2:24pm On Oct 08, 2023
favor914:
Almijiri go & better your life, no one owes you lazy man anything.
idiot
Hope you aren't planning on fleeing the shiit hold anytime soon? If you dare try to japa.. you would be denied visa. Ewu.

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Politics / Re: PENGASSAN Confirms Return Of Fuel Subsidy Under Tinubu by K33fK0zaRt: 2:22pm On Oct 08, 2023
victorbass1234:
But doesn’t this still mean that Tinubu is doing well ?
For us at least ?
Pms is subsidized so that it can stay at 620
Y’all would shout if it’s above 620
you're very daft. How much was it before the animal removed it?200? How much are they paying for fuel now subsidy payment inclusive? Ya a mumu man.

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Crime / Re: Alleged Manhood Disappearance: Panic Grips Residents Of Abuja, Other Cities by K33fK0zaRt: 12:31pm On Oct 08, 2023
Mohisah:
Na normal size i see everyone carry. Charcoal is charcoal so far u hold am fr trouser pocket.. Chai imagine safeguarding charcoal in pocket like Gold wristwatch. FG shld cm into this matter mk e stop o
lmao. Some idiots go say na backward thinking until e do them
Crime / Re: Alleged Manhood Disappearance: Panic Grips Residents Of Abuja, Other Cities by K33fK0zaRt: 11:47am On Oct 08, 2023
Mohisah:
Bro, even as i enter One meeting with my friends, everybody hold am inside pocket & some be Igala guys o. If Igala tribe believe say e dey wrk who am i to say NO. Men wer get traditions like no tmrw😅😅😅

Abuja is hot oo. May God protect us during this evil time
amen o. Abeg tell me how the charcoal go big reach na cheesy

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Crime / Re: Alleged Manhood Disappearance: Panic Grips Residents Of Abuja, Other Cities by K33fK0zaRt: 11:27am On Oct 08, 2023
Mohisah:
Bro, even my Boss dey carry am fr pocket, who am i not to carry it.. To hijack prick na small tin. Watin man go gain fr life without joystick😅😅
Kai. lmao grin cheesy any size is okay abii?? Make me sef start. No harm
Crime / Re: Alleged Manhood Disappearance: Panic Grips Residents Of Abuja, Other Cities by K33fK0zaRt: 10:23am On Oct 08, 2023
elonize:
😂😂
Such ppo na dey learn d hard way😂😂
to slap them dey always hungry me. Especially that Kobo bastard
Foreign Affairs / Re: Happy Birthday To This Legend by K33fK0zaRt: 10:22am On Oct 08, 2023
PaganTerrorist:
Happy birthday, mein Führer


Today the best leader in the world is celebrating his birthday


HAPPY 71ST Last KGB agent
bros.. abeg shey I fit learn from u?
Crime / Re: Alleged Manhood Disappearance: Panic Grips Residents Of Abuja, Other Cities by K33fK0zaRt: 10:13am On Oct 08, 2023
elonize:
Who dey look for pictures bfor dem go bliv na just foolishness. So u want d affected person to snap him gbola give u....
Until dem do u or ur family person...let me say ur family person, den as d family dey wail n hold d person responsible..
I wud like such unbelievers to go in dat hot public scene n utter dat foolishness... Mk u c how d crowd go package ur foolishness... I too know dey worry una
na woke idiots dem full Twitter and Nairaland

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Crime / Re: Alleged Manhood Disappearance: Panic Grips Residents Of Abuja, Other Cities by K33fK0zaRt: 10:07am On Oct 08, 2023
Mohisah:
All i can say is, carry CHARCOAL , I mean Black charcoal in ur pocket always. Na the only only way after prayers be dis. Charcoal is now a treasure to carry about, if u live in any state that rubs shoulder with FCT. May God protect us always from evil doers
bros howfar.. wetin the charcoal dey do

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Crime / Re: Alleged Manhood Disappearance: Panic Grips Residents Of Abuja, Other Cities by K33fK0zaRt: 10:01am On Oct 08, 2023
SlowdownVP:
Oga scammer. You Neva still rest abii.. you no get shame? Dey run local. Your mates are scamming people of millions of dollars. You won scam your fellow 9grian. No worry. Hand go still touch u..
Religion / Re: Dressing Modestly Pays by K33fK0zaRt: 9:41am On Oct 08, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Of course these churchians have more than learned this but with the stick up their arse, they can't help themselves but continue to insist, against commonsense, that how you dress influences how people treat you or how Life goes for you. The high they get from telling others to live according to their own doctrines and traditions is too much for them to overcome. undecided

2. Leave God out of it since God is strict about obedience to His teachings and commandments, and He is not so particularly about whether you should do it clothed or naked. His one and only obligation is obedience to HIs actual teachings and commandments and nothing else. lipsrsealed
mehn.. sometimes learn to shut the fawk up and shove your opinions up your smelly asss.

No be everything you go dey try show us say you woke. You're being incredibly stupid now. undecided

See how incredibly foolish you sound.

Junkiehead

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Romance / Re: Why is the Gb@la Shrinking Lately ? by K33fK0zaRt: 4:49am On Oct 08, 2023
NNTR:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OweSs5lTKJA
Tongkat Ali - How Health Influencers SCAM You

cc K33fK0zaRt

Personal text: Jesus is not a theologian. He is God who told stories.
shiiiet grin cheesy thanks man
Romance / Re: Why is the Gb@la Shrinking Lately ? by K33fK0zaRt: 9:32am On Oct 07, 2023
DelilahMakinde:
TONGKAT ALI

It makes your Dong thick and looong..
thick and long ke. Una don come
Romance / Re: Come Drop Your Best Killer Pick Up Lines To A Woman by K33fK0zaRt: 7:47am On Oct 07, 2023
luminouz:
Pickup lines in 2023...

Who still dey use that one?

Be like say SAPA no reach una side!
hand Neva touch them.
Romance / Re: Come Drop Your Best Killer Pick Up Lines To A Woman by K33fK0zaRt: 7:47am On Oct 07, 2023
You go like chop slap?
Romance / Re: Dear Nigerian Men, Please Let Our Women Breathe by K33fK0zaRt: 12:11am On Oct 07, 2023
TinubuThief:

What is special there. After every every, she dey vomit blood for towtow every month
Her towtow dey smell rotten fish
Just give that body next three years, everything don slack

So forget about all this packaging, you can't use it to get me because I no say her carburettor don slack Tey tey

Unless you are a virgin if not, all na rubbish. Don't surprise say she get HIV sef
Nonsense
grin
Romance / Re: Why is the Gb@la Shrinking Lately ? by K33fK0zaRt: 3:40pm On Oct 06, 2023
DelilahMakinde:
Natural testosterone booster
how much is it?
Romance / Re: Why is the Gb@la Shrinking Lately ? by K33fK0zaRt: 3:40pm On Oct 06, 2023
Revolution2022:
Toxic
how do yo mean?
Romance / Re: Tired Of Sex Everyday by K33fK0zaRt: 3:34pm On Oct 06, 2023
plsdisvirginme:
I now have sex every day due to my massive rod.
Girls keep harassing after seeing my rod.
Tired of this
let Jeon have a taste of it. I promise you would not regret it

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Romance / Re: Dear Nigerian Men, Please Let Our Women Breathe by K33fK0zaRt: 12:50pm On Oct 06, 2023
Why is nobody talking about the hot toddy she uploaded?
Romance / Re: A Guy From Tinder Asked Me To Sleep With His Dog by K33fK0zaRt: 4:21am On Oct 06, 2023
Ashawoman82:
lol, fatti..this is my alternate account...no be today...stop all these hypocrisy, u like Bleep pass normal street girl, so how come do u hate men?, Y pretending to join the nairaland feminist...well it might not be up to 7 years, but it's surely more than 4 ..fatti 2001, dey play...
you dey mind the fuu? Lmao. And no be say she dey prettier than the average girl sef. See as she dey wash dawan with lies. grin
Romance / Re: A Guy From Tinder Asked Me To Sleep With His Dog by K33fK0zaRt: 4:20am On Oct 06, 2023
Jeon:

😕

What?
You expect me to be living in my shadow?. Not only that you expect me to risk my life for pregnancy and birth for someone who might later became my enemy?.






Relationship pool is a mess right from time. Everyone is into it for benefits.
dey play. But one man still dey Bleep you na? Your gender and grand delusions. grin cheesy
Romance / Re: A Guy From Tinder Asked Me To Sleep With His Dog by K33fK0zaRt: 7:44pm On Oct 05, 2023
CCIA:

Tinder Kpekus come through him the book am for dog.

Wetin do Ashawo wey dey under bridge wey go do him dog for only 5k.


As for me I go bang.... Even if na raw I go go as long as she is clean hygienically.

E no pass me to take Post Exposure Prophylaxis (PEP) for 30 days just in case she get Tanzanian HIV. After all, PEP is free. cool cool cool
🤣🤣🤣
Romance / Re: A Guy From Tinder Asked Me To Sleep With His Dog by K33fK0zaRt: 6:48pm On Oct 05, 2023
CCIA:
Me I will give you N500 for a real quick quickie.

2 minutes max.

I am not uncultured like that useless Femi. cool
the Femi no wise.
Romance / Re: A Guy From Tinder Asked Me To Sleep With His Dog by K33fK0zaRt: 6:48pm On Oct 05, 2023
preekahantas:
Men should be banned from this Earth!!
eya. 😭😭😭

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Romance / Re: A Guy From Tinder Asked Me To Sleep With His Dog by K33fK0zaRt: 6:39pm On Oct 05, 2023
OP keep the lies coming deer.

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Romance / Re: A Guy From Tinder Asked Me To Sleep With His Dog by K33fK0zaRt: 6:38pm On Oct 05, 2023
ahnie:
Following
your akamu sense no tell you say na fable?

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Celebrities / Re: ‘I Have Reported My Husband To EFCC, US Embassy’ – Kess’s Wife, Della by K33fK0zaRt: 5:57pm On Oct 05, 2023
GloriousGbola:
Team foreign chicks Oya fall in

You never see anything grin
why you dey follow Octopussy for yansh? angry You Neva help her with her audio finish?

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Celebrities / Re: ‘I Have Reported My Husband To EFCC, US Embassy’ – Kess’s Wife, Della by K33fK0zaRt: 5:56pm On Oct 05, 2023
Octopusssy:
Na wa o
hm. Shey you and Glorious Gbola dey follow eachother ni sad

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