₦airaland Forum

rock86:
I remember when I was in the university a few years ago and so broke to the extent of not being able to pay my 34k naira school fees, could only afford to take Garri one a day which I ration and would come to this thread with my hunger and salivate and hope for a better day.
Hmmm. Life

I'll buy your kidney if you're interested

jaycpu:
White rice and Japanese cream stew with beef

I like that bowl ,just imagine slurping ramen from that bowl

2016

I saw some bich on campus browsing NL IRL and got interested because she was quite hawt af and made an account just to fork with her, trolled tf outta her till she quit being here


I gave her quite the bpd


Mostly on my shitty desktop as I didn't have a phone atm

Babytracker:
2005 until the gen z came to destroy our everything

Get with the times grandpa

Wainey:
2014, it was impactful until freebabsics brought kids

Boomers ruined nairaland for us

Korean niggerz really pay restaurants for the privilege of cooking their own food at the table.

Unnie

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Yes, I'm watching it

Odnoklassniki is Russia YouTube

ok rope so you stop taking up space

From shaving your beard to shaving your arse


Well done fággot

Location??

Just give that forking bich liquid nicotine and e go sleep in piss



These ones no be drug dealers, them be pathetic drug mules

All from the Propaganda department of the DSS

I can never take a girl out on a date to a mf restaurant



Either come my house for Netflix n chills or GTFO

No be for mouth , na by doings

E don be for her if I get this kin wife , I go tie her up and lock her up for one room


For two years she no go smell outside, she go run kolo after I don show am shege

Nothing like west , na we day use our hands spoil this shit hole




Dem suppose nuke this shit hole constantly and wipe each and every mf

Aboki buy a forking ad nigger

My great grand ma used this shit ,the moment she kicked the bucket , I sold that crap to iron benders

Only 30+ women wear that and millennials and boomers men like that disgusting crap

pansophist:
Na TV cause am. The things they see there.

But let them japa first. Then they might come to appreciate black ladies.

Then they'll prefer the billing back home to the kolo mental and matured boss beech wey full abroad.

Yt women are overrated


I prefer brown women

qloreal:
Breakfast yam and egg sauce

See as your yam hard like f maths

Because their children are there, I wonder what people were expecting


That's airforce children school

I like slim fat women with small bwess and mid yansh( small bwess are much better to press)



Someone I can carry not orobo or biggie

Mexyz:
Did you say M16?

Nah, I think DSS carries the Tavor and not M16

Depends on the person's rank in DSS


Lower cadres in DSS carry AUG

DSS na black G Wagon or Big Benz bus with weird plate no


Inside the car , all man don mask up with M16


Just know say you don jam DSS black maria

Emu4life:
Na so Military dey enjoy reach??
Why don't our Consultant Medical Doctors or University Professors/Scholars enjoy similar privilege

Doctors in aso rock do

Guess the drama


Highly rate it 10/10


feminine version of the kidnapping day

Ayofaks:
Backstreet rookie 😁

Yeah