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where's texaspeete and honsule and erry one else, being off nairaland for so long surfing on twitter and all, but mehn we need em iPhone apps, for starters, installer or app store?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, Ban the damn things, cristiano voiced his concern as well and i totally agree, those things are so damn loud and annoying, aaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhh

wow, ex-inferis, Tex, why are u guys wasting cyber tyime on this simpleton, ive rocked the mac osx, and i know better cos i was using the N95 before tex convinced me to make the switch, and even now im laying low wiv the Blackberry bold, i fully intend to hit the 3g as soon as its stops being a bother with cracks, so Game, or watever else u call u, say wateva u gotta say and leave, quit with the insults, its being concluded that ui know nothing, ur already an empty barrel, but at least thats better than being, well, il think of sumn,

, hmmmmm, nice job dudes, the threads amazing, bn using the blackberry for a bit asd an alternative to the s60 and the mac osx, n the rim software's amazing, but do u have any gist on the bold, thats wat im rockin now, and its cool, got some apps on it, nimbuzz n al, but the opera mini's jus acting up on it, besides poor resolutions, its soooooo slow, n its jus annoying, the BB's vbrowser is the best, but browsin wiv opera as i jus discovered is free, im yet to hook up on the BB connect, wud do that laer, nywaz, wats up, plus any apps that can make my BB life even better,

my iphone screen cracked, it fell down, but everythings workin perfectly, jus the annoying crack how do i fix it and how much wud it cost

, joseph, the arch enemy, but now, the friend, his deep urhobo voice booming thru the fone, 'my friend, MaZe, how are u na', he controlled his laughter, the Nigerian rebel was one cocky bastard, but wat d heck, this was a threat that extended the far reaches of the earth, he needed his help,'hey Jo, need ur help', the Huge Nigerian bellowed in deep laughter, 'cme down to naija', lets talk on the creeks,, the line went dead, Mace knew wat had to be done, he called for the chopper,'here we go, ', the door opened, it was,

, the trip to Nigeria is a tiring one, he continues to receive silly messages on his fone from a silly spammer, he's not detered, conspiracy this far has got to be unbelievable, his phone rings

realising he had veered up the fone to watch prison break, he replied the icy german caller, guzz, i know it's u, let the girl go, il meet you at the bridge, he knew what had to be done, he had to go to nigeria and search for certain agents, texazpette and neo-teny, there was a knock on the door,

'my name Franz, do as i say, and the girl will be spared', the sweat increased trickled from his hand unto the ground, he knew the voice, world war 2 veteran, special ops, but how, why?, the voice continued in the usual chilling tone,

Mace walked away from the burning car, he'd been staring at it over the last hour, he knew he had been briefed before this, but nothing could have prepared him for wat he was about to witness, as he stepped back into his car, he stared at the rear view and he saw,

Ok guys the rules are quite simple,i'll start a story and the next person continues from where i stop and so on and so forth in such a way, the entire thread is one huge story, remember to leave ur story open ended and continue from where the last person stopped, a break from all the fonez n stuff, lets catch some fun,

Nonsense, utter rubbish, how much do u need to invest in the naija premier league to make it great, the russian league is so developed, abramovich didnt need to pump money there, dubai is turning to paradise, the prince can invest anywhere else, the naija league is like a damn slum, players play on sandy pitches, in a country that arguably boasts to be the best in africa, its sad, very sad, all they needed to do was invest like a 100mil over here, well they can go ahead and further develop the english game, fools

Dan Fosters gone, people move, people change, its funny that cool fm lacked the corporate brains to see this coming, obviously the guy had a better offer and cool fm cud not match it, hez not Jesus nowwwwwwwwww, the guy needs money, so he moved and this keith guy is not dry, hez DRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, he shud be commentatin on golf, not bn on radio, anywaz, naija peeps, if u wanna be loyal to dan, be loyal, its not like he moved to another country, hez jus a dial away, cmon, enuff drama, lets also move on,

, okay, no wahala, thats a great bargain, sha hurry up with the doe, i need to buy this rolls royce phanthom for 100k, dunce, i dont know why u cant jus see a post n pass, if u got no bizness, u guys are making nairaland one silly place, i get fone for sale, u not interested, then take a walk, silly kid.

fairly used, very clean, 8gb iphone, fully pimped out, call 018709868

iphones are too delicate to go prancin around gsm arena or village, it basically 88k, buh i can get a fully pimped out one for u, case n all, w pack fairly used, jail broken n all, for 65k, or the same brand nu, for 85k, hola 08029547127

shey na oldman, ehn now, buy am starcomms talkie, or motorola walkabout, the best ones in naija, lol

guy make i give u my iphone, u go cum gimme the berry plus 30k, na so boiz dey deal, abi u neva hear,

wats ur budget, ive got a fairly used iphone, fully loaded with applications, 60k, non negotiable, brand new 80k, non negotiable still, so

Honsule is king?, it amazes me wat people wud do for this free browsing, na wa o, wat happened to texasspette, hayprof, and a million other people, everyone has a talent, and honsule is gud, but branding him the best takes a lot of guts, or maybe ure jus bna worm, dont stir up unnecessary arguments, honsule is good, very good, end

, this is for dapsycools great gran parents, i inform u with deepest regrets that is part of ur generation has turned out as u feared, a lonely, sad, semi- insane, loser who for no reason feels comfortable around us cos we the only ones that give him a listening ear, he myt not reply this post, but he will read it, and the fool ( pardon me ) thinks we want him to reply, wherever u are, take heart, we at nairaland phone section will take care of this lost meaningless soul, and if we cant, well he said it himself, he is happy,

@ everyone else

already posted a summary of plan A, would hook up a concrete proposal, but now we have to set up a committee that can actually work, workin on sponsors, but cant do a lot of sponsorship hunting wivout the moderators permission, anywayz the engine has started, the turbines are rollin, i'm gonna make sure that dapsyfool pays us that 500euros, even if he has to sell everything he has,

, well then lets hear it

, plan? Well i believe, we could start a sort of campaign, know how mny people are interested in the idea, form some committee that would represent everyone, it would be advisable if this committee comprised of people from all ova naija, but most importantly those that make nairaland phone section kick ass, then we draw up proposals for companies that would be game to sponsor us, ehm, with all the tricks bn given away lets leave out telecoms for now, but phone manufacturers wud be dyin for us, from this point, we can plan, A

IVs when we ve a plan on ground then we can shoot wiv d IVs, but thang is mos dudes don't all reside in lag, so its gotta be regional or we can plan big at hit it once in a crib, or jus throw sumn bigger, its all in d planning, we'll get sponsorship coz nairaland is popular and maybe, we'll be leaping thru into a nu age, so

abeg before we were rudely interrupted by this doofus, we wuz plannin a party, got it all figured, so whpze wiv me,

u see people like dapsycool who say nairaland phone section is dumb are the lonely ones, u bring fire, guy no one knows u, ure irrelevant, like some dumb kid seeking attention, i understand u, ur huge eternally open mouth is ur only source of happiness, well who am i to say that ure the biggest fool on the face of the earth, im sure there ve bn many before u, we will try to assist in anyway to make ur life less miserable, we will drop the party idea and move the funds to a trust account for ur upkeep, be strong my son, bn eternally stupid i not the end,

, 60k, iphone, goin, goin, fully pimped, goin goin,

@ dapsycool

Man this guy is so fuckin stupid, and i dont blame him, gay fool, walks in after bunkin a guy and yarns dust, we talkin sense here and ure jus an irrelevant piece of thrash, ur brain is so slow, u cant even contribute, ur jus a living unnecessity, since when did animals want to rule the zoo, u can call phone section guys wack cos they've solved ur phone issues, but only God can solve ur mental disorder, go my son, and sin no more, gay loser

u can imagine, iv got to reduce these pics, coz even the ones wiv my n73 exceed 200kb, and the rest by the n95, and the ones by the iphone are so unclear, but ill keep tryin, by the way the pics are like so totally cool, nice one guyz

Nairaland isnt a small forum, its d biggest ever, at least to me, and we can get some banks, firms and stuff to brand a national nairaland party, were we pick like a couple of houses in the concerned states, and throw the party at the same time, like in shakedown, and monitor the event via webcams, as in the biggest ever, and who knows we myt go international, its all bout planning, nothing in our way, lets do this,

, i have itunes on my lappie, but cant sync my iphone abeg wat are d steps i shud take