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6 plots of land for sale @ isheri osho jakande estate environ for #7million

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Only 10 Hectares available......
One hectare for #1million a plot for 250k

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wlahain na kenya sure pass...... now adding it to my list of african places to vxit..btw io heard dey got fyn phussys too.

We now have a pretty good idea of what the iPhone 5 will look like thanks to a variety of leaks and rumors. The biggest leak came from iLab when they made a fully assembled iPhone 5 from the various parts that had been leaked. It’s likely that the phone seen there is what the iPhone 5 will look like so why not compare it to its biggest rival – the Samsung Galaxy S III.

At first glance, it seems rather silly to compare a phone that we know everything about to a phone that’s not even out yet. I would counter that argument by saying that we know everything about the iPhone 5 because Apple’s suppliers and manufacturers are terrible at keeping secrets. Bla bla bla bla bla.....and fuss rages on...My question is, what is the fuss about BIKO nu?

hehehehehehe oya crack ur own jokes naaa, make we put am evrywia on nairaland

An angry wife (Ekaitte) 2 her husband (Akpors) on phone.



Ekaitte: Where the hell are you? ...



Akpors: Honey, u remember dat gold shop where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in luv wit it?



Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king



Akpors: Remember I had no cash 2 buy it 4 u dat day & I said I will buy it 4 u one day?



Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!



Akpors: Good, I am in a beer palour next to that shop!

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AKPORS IN A BIBLE STUDY CLASS



Teacher: What is the surname of Lazarus that Jesus rose from the death?



Akpors: COMFORT



Teacher: Why did you say?



Akpors: Read your bible carefully sir, when Jesus called Lazarus he included his surname



Teacher: How?



Akpors: He called with a loud voice saying "LAZARUS COMFORT"

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Principal: Why were u absent yesterday?



Akpors: I attended a burial



Principal: Hmmmm ! Akpors the professional lateness specialist, nothing will stop me from punishing u. Now answer me......Who died?



Akpors: You see, the first son of the cousins of my grand mother's youngest nephew who is also the youngest step-brother to the woman who gave birth to my uncle's youngest step-son and he was also........... ...!



Principal: Alright.....Alright. ..Oo!...Thats enough...Oo!.. Just go to the class!

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Akpors goes into a chemist, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.



He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist's assistant.



"Could you taste this please?" says Akpors



Chemist Assistant takes the teaspoon, put it in his mouth swills the liquid and swallow it..



"Does it taste sweet?" says Akpors



"No, not at all" says Chemist Assistant.



"Good" says Akpors....."the doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar"



The Chemist Assistant fainted!

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A conversation between Akpors and his wife Ekaette



Akpors: Honey, I have a problem at work.



Ekaette: Point of correction, never say "I" but "WE". We are one now, your problem is my problem.



Akpors: Ok honey, our secretary is pregnant for us.

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Akpors enters Supermarket to buy himself orange juice and sugar.



He paid for the orange juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm, unpaid.



At the door he was arrested and locked up.



During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he paid for the juice only and stole the sugar?



He replied,



"I do not steal. At the back of the juice bottle is said:

SUGAR FREE! You think I am silly or what?"

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If you have been in the Lagos hustle, you will understand what Psqaure had in mind when they sang the song "E no easy o". She might have been a topic of mockery amongst jealous ladies, but that doesnt stop the sexy Cossy Orjiakor from getting her hustle on, she just completed her massive multi million naira mansion in Lagos.



Photos of Cossy relaxing in her mansion below:

i wonder why seun hasn't put this thread on the front page.

This is a tropical question that usually bothers people mind and thinking today and it even makes people to shy away from marriage and the responsibilities associated with marriage .This is largely because of the increasing divorce rates , separation , trouble relationship , break up that we are all experiencing in our modern society today.
More than 50% of marriages in the United States end up in break up, separation and divorce today after 5-10 years of marriage and up to one million children in the US every year suffer the psychological and emotional trauma of breakup and broken relationship. The rate of failure in marriage is always seriously affecting here in Nigeria and Africa as a whole
This statistics makes mostly young people growing up to dare marriage thinking whether it will work for them since it did not work for their parents.
I just want to let you know that not withstanding the available statistics and experience that we have in our society today, you can still build up strong lasting relationship and marriage only if you are willing to give it the commitment, trust and faith that going into a marriage relationship demands of you with all your heart and faith belief that your marriage will certainly work e d for you and your spouse to be.
The reason why you are scare about marriage today is because of the ugly experiences that marriage has presented to us in our present generation and most of the ugly experiences today , we see it right from our homes with our parents and you have been thinking whether you should get married because you do not want to end up with a relationship filled with great pain, worry and disappointment that could make you to become an emotional rake even though like the idea of marriage and the marriage institution comes with respect and regards for people that are in it .You also want to have someone that could love share your love with , spare time together to build a home and a family and the current challenges ,experiences is making you to be scar.
You can certainly over all that and be able to build a great relationship that stand the test of time.
The Bible says that if you are willing and obedience, you will eat the good of the land , so one of the good of the land that God has destine for us is the marriage institution that he created right from the beginning of the world from the time of Adam and Eve, He knew that it is not good to be able alone hence , he gave Eve to Adam. God is the creator of marriage and he will certainly help you to build a long lasting relationship and marriage if you are willing to follow the right principles and steps to building great relationship notwithstanding the ugly situation that we might have seen today in our family and society at large.

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hown could i switch my phone off wen cosmic ray wan enta earth.... so that i will miss my chance of having super powers?

Madawak,smtyms I wonder if some pple think at all, U̶̲̥̅̊ in the frontline of that thought, did U̶̲̥̅̊  for a moment A̶̲̥̅̊Й∂ read Чя comment b4 submitting? They say its a free world, if Ricky prints sweet shirts, brands them biafra A̶̲̥̅̊Й∂ want s to sell them, wht the FECK ΐƨ your bizness? ΐƨ he holding a gun to your head to buywhy r pple like such rotten bellies (badbelle)?? And by the way, wht did your own forefahters D̶̲̥̅̊o ?I bet you don't even knw.. Arrogant-retarted-unintelligent bESTARD. When will you pple learn?? Why play the tribe card at every opportunity, fake ahss nigga.. Hidng behind a keypad to talk crap...Almighty Zeus crak Чя phalluss with thunder bolts. #Beetch. Ricky I need a t-shirt abeg, hw can I get one Or two sef??

Madawaki01: @ricky-ross,ur brains are rotting,why don't u make dis public,believe me some igbos(even not some,they are all defraudsters)are out to make money by this,u purchase a shirt u can't wear in public only in ur region,and if someone says he is ready 2 lead and he says the biafran army need volunteers,i'm 100% sure u wil all run away,u only get mouth,@igbos, continue ur ranting,dat's wat ur forefathers do,digusting paper tigers,fools.

@ai119, That's how quick we Я̩̥̊ to fight ourselves instead of uniting for a common goal. Smh*
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Abu or whteva his name is unfit to hold that post. He ΐƨ callous and stupid, (Seun better don't hide this comment).sometines I wonder if this pple Я̩̥̊ learned at all, why D̶̲̥̅̊o we have the word diplomacy?? I bliv a yoruba or an igbo christian wouldn't have hesitated to reach across to the deceased family if they were muslims.
Evryday these socalled reps kip slipping cocks in us, showing us hw selfish they can be and telling it all to those who can read in between the lines that they want a break-up, I wonder why this country still holds.
I as a catholic hav never been to a mosque b4, but I remember paying a visit to one -Yewa north Central mosque ayetoro for presentation of gifts et al when my batch corps members were abt to passout..Altho I waited till their prayers was over befor I ws ushered in with my team. I was the C.L.O of that Zone, I represented all the over 300 corps members in that zone.. Muslims, Christians, Atheists, Paganists et all. Yet this baga is there feeding on tax payers money, living ayé-foreign and playing the religion card, may Dionsyus wrath befall him. IDIAT.

Hello Everyone,

Hope your week has started off well?

On June 4th 2012, Naijastories.com called on its members and the general public to contribute to an anthology to commemorate the death, Sunday 3rd of June, of 153 passengers and crew of Dana Airlines Flight 9J-992 from Abuja to Lagos and about 10 residents of the houses the plane crashed into.

They wanted to see the writers among us take this tragedy and turn it into something that we could all connect with. The writing would be a healing outlet as they attempted as a community to make sense of the trauma and the disaster. That we deal with our emotions through poetry, report on how we could do better next time in non-fiction, or even give life back to those who were lost by recreating their lives and stories through fiction.

their hope was that the submissions collected in this anthology will help us as people and a community to deal with the disaster of the Dana airline disaster of June 3rd 2012. It is not a collection of despondence. Yes, there are sad reports, poetry and stories that might make you cry, but in the end, this is a celebration of life. Life is precious. Stories are forever.

May the souls of those who lost their lives in the Dana Crash and in other violence and tragedies in Nigeria continue to rest in peace.

Let us not forget.

<a href='http://www.naijastories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/So-We-Do-Not-Forget-Anthology.pdf'>Download the PDF and remember to share</a> - Right-Click and 'save link as',

WALAHI the poster of this thread head don pafuka...
incase yu dnt knw,
The Pentagram is a symbol of a star encased in a circle. Always with 5 points (one pointing upward), each has its own meaning. The upward point of the star is representative of the spirit. The other four points all represent an element; earth, air, fire, and water. All these things contibutite to life and are a part of each of us.
To wear a pentagram necklace or other form of jewelry, is to say you feel the connection with the elements and respect the earth.

A pentagram is a five-pointed figure used as a magical or occult symbol by the Pythagoreans, Masons, Gnostics, Cabalists, magicians, Wiccans, Satanists, etc.
Some say the pentagram is mystical because 5 is mystical. It's a prime number, the sum of 2 and 3, as well as of 1 and 4. J[b]esus had five wounds, they say, if you don't count those inflicted by the crown of thorns; and he distributed five loaves of bread to five thousand people. Most importantly, we have five fingers, toes and senses.[/b]

Some Christian watchdogs apparently think the pentagram is the devil's hoof print. They are especially on the lookout for inverted pentagrams as proof of Satanism, but any pentagram will suit most of these caretakers of decent symbology in their never-ending quest to identify evil. Of course,

The Star of David, known in Hebrew as the Shield of David or Magen David The Shield of David was partly used in conjunction with the Seal of Solomon (the hexagram) on Jewish flags. Its use probably derives from medieval (11th to 13th century) Jewish protective amulets.

The double triangle of the Star of David (Magen David) symbolizes the connection of both dimensions of G‑d, Torah and Israel.
but to merge the two, Some fraternities draw pentagrams on the ground and stand within them to better call upon occult powers. If the point is aimed north, they are not worshippers of Satan. However, if the point is aimed south, they are.
in the end the sign may have one good sign and use, but cAAN also be used for the opposite,.. its why we have YIN AND YANG, none can exist w/o the other.

wALAHI