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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Supporters Attack Tinubu For Receiving German Chancellor In Abuja by Kaido: 2:23pm On Oct 30, 2023
PARADIZEPRIEST:
NO BE UNIVETSITY CHANCELLOR NA GERMAN HEAD OF STATE.NDI ara grin
I don't think he sabi the difference o
Romance / Re: Her Body Size Discourages Me by Kaido: 8:32am On Oct 30, 2023
PeeBoyDMX, you shouldn't take her to the gym like some ladies suggested. The disadvantage is that when she gets in shape, she gon dump you, or lot of guys will start disturbing her before you know, you get dumped. All the investment, time, energy gone like that grin

So, it is either you date your caring fat girl and have peace of mind. Or look for another hot girl wey no dey caring with 25 boyfriends on Facebook & 100 customers on Bigolive grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gaza Residents Broke Into UN Food Warehouses by Kaido: 8:16am On Oct 30, 2023
This one na remix to ENDSARS palliative looting grin
Travel / Re: Indonesia Conducts First Commercial Flight Using Palm Oil-blended Jet Fuel by Kaido: 8:13am On Oct 30, 2023
NewDea4:


Doesn't make sense to me

Dear caveman,

We live in technological and innovative era. Unfortunately, you and I live in a country where nothing works. There are nations in the world that carry out massive and bizzare researches for the betterment of mankind. Be open-minded.

Sincerely,

Kaido

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Travel / Re: Indonesia Conducts First Commercial Flight Using Palm Oil-blended Jet Fuel by Kaido: 8:03am On Oct 30, 2023
successmatters:
This will never work in Nigeria because when the minister of aviation hears that palm oil is mostly found in the south east, they will kill the idea. We will wait till we find aviation fuel made from bitumen first grin
Hahaha

See as I dey laugh
Religion / Re: A Church All Night Will Not Allow Me Sleep by Kaido: 1:03pm On Oct 29, 2023
VinnyBaba:


If he Tries this, the Pastor will use him Preach the next Sunday. 😒😒

A Friend of mine faced sth similar.🙂

His Apartment was close to a Church.

Every Sunday, when the Church has close and everyone Gone,
the Choir Boys will be Playing Instruments and Banging their Drums, thereby Disturbing My Guy's Afternoon Sleep.😟😟

He complained to the Pastor but the Young Man used him to Preach the next Sunday.😌

That 'Enemies of the Word always Oppose Godly things'! đŸ˜¯đŸ˜¯đŸ˜„
This is very common with Nigerian pastors.

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Romance / Re: Your First Time Of Visiting A Guy, And This Happens. What Would You Do? by Kaido: 11:12am On Oct 28, 2023
In some culture, the girlfriend sef no suppose eat for the boyfriend house.
Family / Re: Making This Post Based On Demand: Why I'm Still Single At 42 by Kaido: 10:57am On Oct 28, 2023
Emperormartin:
I'll advise you to start having a sexual relationship especially with younger men or be a sugar mummy to someone then when the boy is ready to move allow him to leave...

I promise you that boy will not forget the good things you did to him while growing up.

He might even become a son to you which you might not have.

Evil man grin

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Family / Re: Making This Post Based On Demand: Why I'm Still Single At 42 by Kaido: 10:45am On Oct 28, 2023
I salute your decision.

I don't plan on getting married. The stress is just not worth it.

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Politics / Re: Testimony By Collation Center Agents Are Hearsay And Not Admissible In Court by Kaido: 11:39am On Oct 26, 2023
Pristine664:
This okoro na werey. grin
Haha. The man dey craze
Health / Re: My Boss Deceived Me Into Donating My Kidney Over Empty $20m Promise — Driver by Kaido: 10:17am On Oct 25, 2023
You should have told him to send $5 million first, before the removal of your kidney.

You no get sense

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Crime / Re: Man Stabs His Wife To Death After Misunderstanding In Benue (photos) by Kaido: 3:48pm On Oct 24, 2023
Emu4u2c:


i swear down...I do not plan to stay with any woman
Women are angelic looking with crazy and chaotic minds.

I don't mingle with women.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs His Wife To Death After Misunderstanding In Benue (photos) by Kaido: 2:02pm On Oct 24, 2023
Married men deserve CON award.

Getting married and living with a woman no be small thing

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Education / Re: Yosi Yusuf: Gombe State College Of Education Student Murdered by Kaido: 3:54pm On Oct 23, 2023
post=126562252:

A Gombe State College of Education student, Yosi Yusuf, has been killed by unidentified assailants in the early hours of Sunday.

Yosi Yusuf, who hails from Bagange town in Billiri LGA of the state, was pursuing a Nigeria Certificate in Education (NCE) before his death.

He was in his third year, and resided in Zazzagawa quarters as an off-campus student.

The Gombe State Police Public Relations Officer, ASP Mahid Muazu Abubakar, confirmed the incident.

He assured the public that investigations are already underway, stating that the perpetrators will be brought to justice.

The body of the deceased has been deposited at the mortuary, waiting for the outcome of the police investigations.

Source: https://dailypost.ng/2023/10/22/gombe-state-college-of-education-student-murdered/

Don't you know the difference between his/her.

Edit your post and mention me, so that I can read it properly. ☚ī¸

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Family / Re: Why Do Men Like To Sleep With Their House Helps? by Kaido: 7:46am On Oct 05, 2023
Chinny024:


Adultery and molestation of a house help is now the option right?...Such penis needs prayer đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ
Abeg oo grin
Family / Re: Why Do Men Like To Sleep With Their House Helps? by Kaido: 3:28pm On Oct 04, 2023
Chinny024:


What happens to divorce?
Divorce is not an option.🙄
Family / Re: Why Do Men Like To Sleep With Their House Helps? by Kaido: 2:13pm On Oct 04, 2023
Chinny024:

Lol...love of his life u said?.
Is beyond madness if a man stoops so low to sleep with a house help..
Not when the wife is making the man's life hellish

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Family / Re: Why Do Men Like To Sleep With Their House Helps? by Kaido: 2:06pm On Oct 04, 2023
saphiere:
lalasticlala ishilove seun justwise Dominique nlfpmod rule 2
grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu Not A Magician, Says Wife by Kaido: 8:49am On Oct 02, 2023
Mr Emilokan is a magician
Politics / Re: JUST IN: Nigerian Minister Poisoned In Abuja, Fights For Life In Hospital by Kaido: 12:53pm On Sep 29, 2023
Wish her quick recovery.

Humans are wicked
Sports / Re: Serie A: Oliseh Advises Osimhen To Quit Napoli Over Tiktok Video by Kaido: 12:44pm On Sep 29, 2023
preekahantas:
Sunday Oliseh is not the type of person you take advice from.
👍
Education / Re: Do Foreigners Come To Nigeria Universities To Study Like Nigerian Do? by Kaido: 9:19am On Sep 27, 2023
I have met a South Sudanese, and another dude that seems to be from either Pakistan, India abi na Afghanistan. The only oyinbo girl I saw then was either in Nigeria to seek assylum or one yahoo yahoo student import her.

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Family / Re: Near Death Experience by Kaido: 2:18pm On Sep 26, 2023
Nigerians and misuse of English language. ☚ī¸

Dis no be NDE at all. This is more like you have phobia for dogs.

You will be standing but dead kinda, some slump & might even see their souls leave dem body, other people dey enter coma. 😁

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Politics / Re: This Picture Of Wike Will Show You How Power Can Dry A Person by Kaido: 8:14am On Sep 23, 2023
Barack Obama's hair turned white sharapally grin

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