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Politics / Re: This Picture Of Wike Will Show You How Power Can Dry A Person by Kaido: 8:14am On Sep 23, 2023
Barack Obama's hair turned white sharapally grin

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Romance / Re: Please What Business Can I Do With My 1million In Benin Please, Very Urgent! by Kaido: 1:15pm On Sep 21, 2023
Roseodd:
I have saved upto a million naira which is not easy doing so,this is the first time in my life I have a million naira in my account, please what business can I do please!
If you have a connect in the North, buy yams by December, groundnuts are also cheap now, maize too. You go make plenty profit
Romance / Re: What Naira Marley Has Lost So Far!!! by Kaido: 9:34am On Sep 21, 2023
LarryCork:



Son..
...Marley have moiney...You dont
Marley is a celebrity...u aint
Marley gots women..plenty.....u dont
Marley is a rapper...u on nairaland
Marley lives forever....u dont leave


....MARLEY IS A MALIAN.....U SIR..IS A NOBODY!!!((no oofencse)) angry
That low budget Xzibit & Bob Marley wannabe. I feel so disgusted seeing his ugly face on my TV screen. This ain't hate

While Bob Marley preaches about reformation, let love lead in Africa, positive change in government etc the ugly ass Naira Marley sings about immorality & trash.

Sometimes I feel like beating him till his nose starts bleeding, then knock him out with an uppercut punch, when he is gasping for air.

I know you a troll cork.🙄

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Romance / Re: If You Are Good In English Make A Sentence Starting with ''them'' by Kaido: 6:47am On Sep 20, 2023
Them crazy Baldheaded & pot bellied politicians messed up Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: NIMASA Sells 82 Vehicles For N5.8m In 12 Years by Kaido: 1:50pm On Sep 19, 2023
NIMASA seized those cars from Southern importers and sold them off cheap to Northerners.

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Family / Re: Just Lost My Mother And Get To See What Life Is Really All About by Kaido: 4:27pm On Sep 18, 2023
Please, accept my condolences.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 17th September 2023 by Kaido: 5:45pm On Sep 17, 2023
We need goals

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 17th September 2023 by Kaido: 5:15pm On Sep 17, 2023
What's the essence of having 79% of ball possession when you can't score.

Lazio had ball possession of about 63% yesterday during 1st half, but Juve dey nack them 2-0
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: See Why My Oga Sacked Me This Morning. Did I Do Wrong? by Kaido: 11:50pm On Sep 15, 2023
Standstrong:


I know and I locked the gate from outside.
You should have told him that you went out to buy something or transfer 2k to your brother in school

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Kaido: 10:56pm On Sep 15, 2023
eseka12:

Y u dey bill me by dis time? 😏🫠
Please, edit my details that you quoted..
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Kaido: 10:40pm On Sep 15, 2023
Good luck, guys!!
Programming / Re: How Do I Become A Data Scientist by Kaido: 10:47am On Sep 13, 2023
emoboy4u:
Hope you would be using whatever you learnt in Excel everyday because if you want to just learn without using at your work/school, you would forget. Though, the good thing you can always google formulas and how to do things...
I practice daily.

I'm searching for a data entry job now to keep me busy with Excel
Education / Re: First Class Graduate by Kaido: 3:49pm On Sep 12, 2023
EmdRizy:
My name is Gba Peter Ternenge, I just graduated with a first class in Industrial Physics. The only student with a first class out of over 200 students in the department.
Forget about NYSC, and apply for a PhD scholarship in the US.

Congratulations, young man!

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Travel / Re: Only JAPA Can Cure My Depression by Kaido: 3:39pm On Sep 12, 2023
Yaks02:

Abeg
Give me her sister or cousin na
I be good Nigerian
grin
Properties / Re: My Tenant Was Burnt To Death by Kaido: 3:24pm On Sep 12, 2023
Don't sell your property, sir!

Renovate it and run good background check before renting out
Programming / Re: How Do I Become A Data Scientist by Kaido: 2:03pm On Sep 12, 2023
AnietiePictures:


When you are done learning that will be good time to go advance so dont be distracted now with topics...believe me topic no go ever finish ....but first the minimum version is 2016.
Ok
I'm using 2016.
Programming / Re: How Do I Become A Data Scientist by Kaido: 1:00pm On Sep 12, 2023
AnietiePictures:
Don't switch keep the former you can still visit it once in a while, if I tell you how many I have added to my graphics and animation am kind of still hungry for more.

From my learning point of view these are the order
Preliminary stages
1. Advanced Excel
2. SPSS
3. MATLAB

Beginners stage
1. Python ( libraries on stats analysis)
2. SQL (mysql or mssql)

Intermediate stage
1. Power Bi
2. Tableau

Advanced stage
DBMS Hacks and shacks

Thank you for the list

I'm learning Excel. I intend using a month to be good with Excel. Next is SQL, Tableau and PowerBI

What are am I supposed to learn in advanced Excel?
Travel / Re: Truck Falls On Otedola Bridge This Morning (Photos) by Kaido: 11:41am On Sep 12, 2023
Jeez!! shocked

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