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Romance / Re: Stingy Women Association Of Nigeria {S.W.A.N} Men Are Finished! ~photos by Kaidou(m): 3:01pm On Jan 12, 2021
PrinceofAgoAre:
Dz nigga sef.. U neva c pple wey get babe bt still prefer to fap. E get where u go fap reach, women wont mean shiit esp when it becomes an addiction. All dz men go suffer talk na okoto meow meow.
Fap till it becomes an addiction sad


Eee be things
Romance / Re: Stingy Women Association Of Nigeria {S.W.A.N} Men Are Finished! ~photos by Kaidou(m): 12:13pm On Jan 12, 2021
Henrymorre:
I don't understand, so sex makes you suffer. There is nothing I won't read on this thread. Please remind me again the basic necessities of man. Cause the last time I checked, only money can afford every necessities of life, and sex is not even close to it. My dear you can stay without sex for years and nothing will happen. Most occult big men where told not to have sex. Is sex where the fun ends? Have you traveled to Paris finish. Have you been on a ship to the oceans? Have you gone to Atlantic? Have you eaten every food in the world? Have your driven the most expensive cars? There are alot of things in this life. Which sex can't get buy only money. I wonder how the man will suffer?
Sex is actually one of the basic necessities in life for both genders...good hot sex

Yeah sex isn't where the party ends...and I didn't even say sex is equal in terms with money

My point is that even if you eventually experience all those things you wrote up there... you'd still be aching for that sex..

Or you want to say that all these billionaires who live the life don't have sex regularly sad

If you say you can stay without sex for years...even till death no problem, but I don't think most people can do that hence the reason why sman and swan would lose in the end

By the way...do you know that good sex enhances productivity,reduces stress and anxiety...even reduces the risk of getting prostrate cancer sad

So my brother...sex is indeed a basic necessity

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Romance / Re: Stingy Women Association Of Nigeria {S.W.A.N} Men Are Finished! ~photos by Kaidou(m): 12:04pm On Jan 12, 2021
samuelpeters:

Hehehehe!
I will continue to self-service as long as their legs are closed but for how long would they close their legs? cheesy
Bro, no human can stand hunger for long.
Before men would start getting tired of wanking, women would have called a truce!! grin

No matter how you want to look at it, women will give up faster than men. QED!

As for your last statement; women would rather continue to swallow men's semen than for them to be Independent and productive.

©️2021.
Lmao... the last statement is true Sha

Most women prefer the easy way out

You may be right Sha...but you know some men would get tired easily and give in. It depends on the mindset

Lord know I can't keep wanking for years... I'll rather abstain totally or betray the sman association(most likely) grin

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Romance / Re: Stingy Women Association Of Nigeria {S.W.A.N} Men Are Finished! ~photos by Kaidou(m): 11:00am On Jan 12, 2021
samuelpeters:

Wetin u de even talk...
If I am hear moaning, I will download porn and fill my ears with it.

My point is that; on the long run, men will survive more than the women if this stingy association stuff were a strict and standard code.

Go and re-read my post.
Let me put it this way: Which gender will survive if men are not giving out their money and women are not giving out sex?

©️2021.
grin grin grin grin

Bruh...both genders will suffer ooo..most likely women first but in the long run...na guys go suffer am


Okay you said porn abi grin

Will you really be satisfied with wanking for the rest of your life? grin

Answer honestly oo grin

Knowing that you can easily control 2 or 3 babes for just little cash and watch them suck you off endlessly till you cum

Las las...you go see guys dey queue for brothel like say na bank just to get that pussy feeling grin

Hunger go finish the women...I agree

All those bs luxuries and entitlement go end ...I agree

But let me put it this way...if women started using their brains to make money and started becoming independent which ofcourse is the average nigerian biggest nightmare...who do you think will suffer grin
Romance / Re: Stingy Women Association Of Nigeria {S.W.A.N} Men Are Finished! ~photos by Kaidou(m): 10:27am On Jan 12, 2021
samuelpeters:

Hahahaha!
If this two association de serious na still women go suffer am.

Men could easily use vaseline/soap, within minutes we cum and move on to other important things.

But the other gender no go even fit afford the gadgets weh dm de even talk about. Oh, dm go go look for bottle,cocumber and other things weh no go even satisfy them. Because we all know only money makes them wet and so far money no de, na double wahala(no sexual satisfaction, no money cheesy)

Bottom line: A man can easily survive without pussy and still get his 100% sexual satisfaction from other means(there are 1000 and 1 ways to cum grin) but a woman will never survive without the input of a man.

Men will always win!

©️2021.
Let's be honest tho...

You know the feeling of cumming from soapy is totally different from cumming from sex with a female...

That feeling of making a female moan,the way you dominate her and all .guy seriously check am..

You no fit compare masturbation with am unless you no get money ooo

You yourself know it...

That's why most of the male gender will compromise after soapy don tire them grin...the same thing applies with women... they'd prefer the fleshy dick than using all this static toys grin

So it's a lose lose for both genders...it'll be worse sef if this so called vagina species finally go the lesbian way ....our own don finish be that cheesy

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Crime / Re: Woman Accuses Her Husband Of Sexually Molesting Their 9-Month-Old Son by Kaidou(m): 8:18am On Jan 12, 2021
sapphiere:
Fear men. Entrust your kids with them at your own peril.
Okay...so your dad sexually molested you when you were little...is that it undecided


That's the reason for all this foolish hatred you have on men heh undecided

Deal with it undecided
Family / Re: My Guy Said, "O Boy I Don Divorce O". by Kaidou(m): 3:32pm On Jan 11, 2021
Omezif:
those who divorce after marriage don't have sense at all, Majorities of them are pagans or eitheists. It's hard to see a trully christian divorce their marriage.
What about pastor Chris oyakilome undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Expatriate Policy: Employ Nigerians Or Face Sanctions, FG Tells Firms by Kaidou(m): 9:21am On Jan 11, 2021
This is actually a good thing...


Lmao...look at the comments above me undecided

Can't you guys just be optimistic for once undecided


You say jobs no dey...now they're doing this and you're still insulting them undecided


If this eventually gets implemented...I'm sure guys no go still dey satisfied. You can never please people no matter what you do... especially nigerans

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Romance / Re: Which Nice Phone Can I Get At 25k? by Kaidou(m): 8:05pm On Jan 08, 2021
paulolee:
use that 25k stake 2 odds and use the 50k get a new one, if you lose an, you learn how to hustle harder to get a good phone

Programming / Re: Best Programming Language For Scraping by Kaidou(m): 7:56pm On Jan 04, 2021
Malfromed4:
I want to know what is the best language for scraping the web is it PHP with Simple HTML Dom library or Python with Beautiful Soup.
As many people recommended me PHP since it can run with almost every web server without much hassle and further configuration.
Use python...

It's faster, easy to learn...and has a lot of potential

You could also learn splash and selenium for scraping heavy JavaScript websites
Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Hungry Goat After Seeing My Pics by Kaidou(m): 5:51pm On Jan 02, 2021
crazyclown:

Yes na u look exactly like a goat the only difference is dat u don't have horns.
Guy you wicked oo

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Romance / Re: Someone Said I Look Like A Hungry Goat After Seeing My Pics by Kaidou(m): 5:42pm On Jan 02, 2021
I no fit laugh grin

Look mirror say meh meh thrice...


Then snap am...make we decide if true true...you be goat tongue

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Romance / Re: Leaked Chat: "Black Guys Have Low Self-esteem And Love Us" - White Girl by Kaidou(m): 8:13pm On Dec 25, 2020
Nuyokoi:
lying, ape-looking, no-prize nigggah:

1. i'm still waiting for you to answer how the heck "i quickly removed my profile picture".... THAT I REMOVED ON DECEMBER 18, ONE WEEK / 7 DAYS AGO? werey

2. you stink big time with your attempt to digress the discussion with your blatant lie

3. as per the photo that was removed ON DECEMBER 18, ONE WEEK / 7 DAYS AGO - because I felt like removing it - a. you know damn well, I'm not ugly wink, but i know it's in your nature to tell boldfaced lies, and b) no, i will not repost it. i changed it to the current one (and did so the next day LAST WEEK FRIDAY b/c i felt like it and you sure as hell will not command me to repost it), that has been there since. which takes me back to #1 that i'mma need you to answer, got it?

4. come up with more intelligent rebuttals, man-bitch.


Who ask you for all this story...

Post pic...yes or no

Cunt undecided

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Properties / Re: Abandoned Home Of Aleister Crowley: Satanist & Wickedest Man In The World by Kaidou(m): 5:26pm On Dec 20, 2020
GofuckYourself:


Later in the evening I am attending to some guests

I will be in touch later in the evening hopefully

I would also like to know about my past life too


At times...I feel like I'm the weirdest person in the whole world

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Romance / Re: Desperately In Need Of A Girlfriend!! by Kaidou(m): 11:24pm On Dec 12, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:



Omo i can't jusss explain, i don't know how to explain it boss grin

As I'm typing this self I'm still laughing grin

Hahahaha grin

maybe you can see somebody dat view the thread at that time to explain grin


Kakakakaka grin
Be like say the guy upload him pic abi....

I trust nairalanders grin
Romance / Re: Desperately In Need Of A Girlfriend!! by Kaidou(m): 11:19pm On Dec 12, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:
Omo dem don delete all the post sha, but tonight is crazy i really
really laff hard grin

2030 !!!!!

Bro you don suffer ajeh grin
Wetin happen abeg....

The tori too sweet for me to miss embarassed
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Ghost by Kaidou(m): 11:38pm On Dec 05, 2020
luminouz:



I.just went through. I've read many of the stories but like most else, no hard proof was found. I have a video file that showed a very brief mermaid interaction but she fled into the ocean not more than 3 secs after being spotted.

I have heard tales in Zimbabwe ( a local promised to show me the possible locations where they gather), likewise Haiti and some carribean islands. The thing is I'm to go alone. The locals fear them.
The supernatural never bothered me. I've lived with it all my life. But now I want more...see more...explore more... Call me crazy but it is what it is.

N.B: I have heard so much jazz about mermaids in Nigeria but no proof. I have several leads(from coded sources) that I wanted to chase down. Two in Ekiti, Three in Osun and hopefully Benue but COVID-19 delayed me. Hopefully, by next year,I will start doing the African tour of my research.
Hi

Please can I have that video file....?

I really need to know this to know where my fate lies cuz a lot of things are happening to me lately.

Thanks
Literature / Re: Flee! (Flash fiction) by Kaidou(m): 2:02pm On Nov 25, 2020
Damn

Business / Re: Elon Musk Overtakes Bill Gates As The 2nd Richest Man In The World by Kaidou(m): 10:00am On Nov 25, 2020
Legalcriminal:


Be greatful niqqa some people are praying to be the one in your current life.
Please if you can help me with any amount...


My life no really dey stable now....I swear
Romance / Re: I HATE Love(my Story) by Kaidou(m): 10:43pm On Nov 19, 2020
debbydams:
pls just leave me
Who's holding you before undecided
Romance / Re: I HATE Love(my Story) by Kaidou(m): 6:21pm On Nov 19, 2020
debbydams:
m not advertising myself dude..I just wants rub mind with good people here nd m not asking Any guy to date me either. Pls
Very well

I hope you find the nice men that you're looking for tongue

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