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[b][/b]Hello Mimi1999
I'm in the same boat, but not writing the PEBC Evaluation exam until next year

Mimi1999:
Of course! Send me a message

The Pharmacist Evaluating exam.
I am still in Nigeria so no reading partner. Preparing for the exams just shows me how bad Nigeria is and how much still had to be done in our health and educational system.

Hi Mimi1999, guess you're writing the June exam. I wish you resounding success. Please, I don't know if you would be open to sending me materials. I would really appreciate the kind gesture, Thank you.

kOOL

The Holy (?) Bible, Quran, Torah, vada, Book of Mormons, the Guru Granth Sahib, BaghavadGita,
All these pretended words of God/ fake Holybooks, I DISBELIEVE THEM ALL
They all deserve to be flushed down the sewer. FLUSH THEM NOW AT
http://flushaholybook.com/

Yeah I've seen the 'secret'
Its quite revealing!!!
it elaborates on the oft mentioned statement; like attracts like. Or better still, The Law of attraction of Homogenous species.

resyville:
i rily need some chronic blood cos it rily has been long [size=8pt][/size]

As parts of our effort to reposition the practice of this ancient and noble profession, and make it more attractive it has been resolved that na synthetic blood we go dey use from now. the initial problems with commercial scale feasibility has been solved, thanks to help from Igbo Irunmole.

HOW TO MAKE SYNTHETIC BLOOD:
Introduction:
The blood blood guzlling activity of most witches has consistently placed a strain on global blood supply, resulting in international concern and fears about the possible consequnce of the depletion of this energy resources. Also, most witches spend 95-99% of their valuable time looking for victims (some require 40-100 victims/day. Thus the need for a synthetic form of the product. Recent developments in cloning, stem cell research and genetic engineering offers the greatest hope.
Our method involves:
the use of human stem cells to generate bloodcells,
use of cellular proliferation activators and growth factors to improve the leucocyte and erythrocyte harvest,
and subsequently suspending the products in an artificial plasma matrix fortified with albumin and globullin fragments biosynthesised by recombinant DNA technology using yeast cells line expression systems.

The key challenges are:
getting stem cells (which is now allowed in most countries.
Sourcing cellular proliferation activators and growth factors: d biggest challenge, but now solved after it was shown that placenta is the best source of these molecules. Thus by using fresh human placental extract (commercially available from our Lab), even as little as 10mg can generate up to 5 drums of blood after 24Hrs incubation, and up to 10 drums after 48 Hrs.
Genetically modified yeast are readily available in our Lab also>

Advantages of synthetic blood
free from HIV, Hepatitis,etc.
Highly fortified, unlike human blodd that is often anaemic
to be contd.

adahna:
oya, commander in chief of d witch force is here *SILENTLY REBUKES IT IN JESUS NAME*

Nne!, ndeewo!!!
welcome home C.in.C., why rebuke anything in Jesus name now, when u can always call on amadiorha (Shango)?

Ogaga4Luv:
Gban! Gban!!
  Trusth me naa,Real Winches dont hide their identity,here i comes out with my Ugly face's just like as Coven.,view some of my photo i snap @ our coven.,here are the links:

my Real identity during Operation

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=10822151


Was planning my next move

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=11125302

I can transform to any animal,during international operations

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=439377590&albumID=669265&imageID=11125314

Orisha baba OOOOOooooooo!!!!!!
Ogaga The Undisputed Crown Prince of Wizardry!!!
Olori Awon Aje aye gbogbo!!!
The real "alo mi n le f'eje we"  (has water at home, but rather baths with blood!!!)
Iba Ooooooo !!! (I duff my hat!!!)

sexyLeamon:
I beg u please you have aready scare me enough my friend is a witch though hope u are happy

haba!!!, this site is for winches, not for friends of winches.
Have u heard that "ti ewe ba pe lara oshe, a d'oshe" (if leaf remains in contact with soap 4 long, the leaf sef go become like soap).
So the fact that u have been flexing with us, enjoying our drinks and bloody cocktails,
makes u a winch by association!!!
U ar a bonafide ogbologbo winch!!!
Stop pretending!

felifeli:
na for internet you dey do your own winsh 
If you see real winsh you go pick race. Even all your  orobo shendedede  you go forget 

who dey talk orobo shendebebe for there?   
try this one for size:
Eyin Iya min Oshoronga!!!
Apani mayoda         
Olokiki oru   
Oshala n sholo     
Osholo n shala   
Olomi nile fi eje we  !! 
Afi imakumo bora,

Are u still there? make I strike U!!!

This is the solution, the flyingmat Lunar V2000XL with full options : AC, ABS, electronic voice recognition security system, new improved entertainment system: magic mirror with surround speaker and super woofer!!! (replaces car DVD and plasma screen TV)

Naturez:
I go send my address when una don accept and ready

yes oooooo
we go come

AyoB:
is ds some wierd shit or a joke?

if u vex me, I go invoke Sango god of thunder on your head

cvibe:
Witches and wizard indeed!

Una mates dey use winch repair things for Obodo Oyinbo.

You witches and wizard lack creativity. Talk to the real ones.

Bill gates is a wizard, he created microsoft
Seun is a wizard. he created Nairaland
and so many others.

see ur head!!!
have u seen our synthetic blood formular? anyway, it will not be available for mere mortals like u until year 3030. our v2000XL flying mat with full options, AC, alloy rim (sorry the thing no get wheels) ABS, electronic voice security system, is second to none.
All those people u mentioned, for ur information get ideas and inspirations from us.
HA! HAAA !!! HAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

PERVERT9:
na lie you be original winch see blood for your mouth

No mind dem!!!
how ur moves my guy?

Waoh! this is _ _ _ em, em, em,
Ha sorry o! I tot the thread says woe to them that accepts _ _ _

Ogaga4Luv:
Many are called?,who make the calling and when?,may im not trying to attack you but sincerely want you to get saved from this whole thing which seem like"Total madness" ,believeing someone is calling many people,including you,but later few are chosen?.,

Ogaga, haba!!! na wetin u dey do here?

please lets flush this fake word of god (as well as all other pretended holy books) down the toilet.
do so at:
http://flushaholybook.com/

@poster
Can u imagine, even some fathers sacrifice their virgin daughters as thanksgiving to their blood demanding god, the best known case is that of Jephthah!!!

@gen2genius,
I'm thrilled by these verses u are quoting, well researched, good job.

@ Poster
The problem is that there is nothing holy about all these so called holybooks, they are often more like the words of a depraved monster!!! or blood sucking vampire, and their blood demanding gods whose alter (and inevitably teeth/mouth) is dripping with the blood of their innocent victims.
Thats why I wish every serious thinker to join me and flush away all these holybooks, lets meet at http://flushaholybook.com/ and flush off all these books of lies!!!

Naturez:
Make una dey do una meeting elsewhere oo make una no come be-witch us for NL here oooo.

wetin u dey do here?
abeg comot 4 our hang out zone jare before i provoke & invoke _ _ _ (which is which sef, say na shokponna or Shango or Ogun) on u!!!

Like I was saying before that lier.
Back to Earth after spending one earth day in the land of the Irunmoles, but I must say, the experiences I had there, will have required a thousand earth years if I were here, (shey u know that a thousand years on earth is like a day before the IRUNMOLES. [even that  book of absurdities called bible (and its followers, the new age witches) say something comparable!!!].

Before returning  to Igbo Irunmole, as a prelude to my final departure to UPPER IRUNMOLE KINGDOM, I will share some of the knowledge I brought, being part of the  experiences i had there. Especially as regards blood drinkin or rather guzzling, and the prospects of synthetic blood, finally we have a breakthrough, which I will share with all witches 2nite after which we will know which witch is which
I must  congratulate some noteworthy members and STATESMEN   or rather STATESWITCHES for doing a great job. Hilli666 has done the profession proud by designing the v2000 flying mat XL which is enviroment friendly, and comes with electronic security, ABS, magic mirror (replaces DVD player & plasma screen) I salute U. Ogaga4luv as well as Pervert, keep the flag flying, GREAT IS UR REWARD in _ _ _

AS PER 2NITES MEETING, burning issues include
1. HOW TO PRODUCE ARTIFICIAL BLOOD (it is not rocket science, even a day old witch can learn it)
2. Repositioning the practice to make it more attractive.
3. which witch is which (Award/ gala nite)

Please  house feel free to add ur contributions to the agenda.

Back to Earth after spending one earth day in the land of the Irunmoles, but I must say,

Otio wetin be this ki le le yi

kunlexine:
witches on NL?, 
'olorun ma je a ri ogun eshu'

I go scatter unna with HOLY GHOST FIRE!!!

S(speaking in tongues)
Orobobo bo
sheykatahababa!!!
Rimama ma regebbe,
rima ma ma, syntalabababa!!!
rigo robo, rima, skala,!!!
sklirareeeeecheeeeeee!!!!!!!

make unna begin sumesault three times (like magun victim) and die BY FIRE!!!
HA! HA!! HAA!!! 
Dem don die finish.
mission accomplished.

Can u imagine,  if I stike u with SANGO god of  thun,
but on a closer look, I think u ar another impostor, just another witch wey no wan show face, imagine, u do all what we do: u chant incantations (and call it speaking in tongues) just like we do,
U invoke (Holy ghost) fire just like we invoke our own Sango (god of thunder,& lightening) to burn our enemies, U empower urself with blood (of Jesus) just like us.
So what is the difference?

IN FACT I HEREBY CONCLUDE THAT CHRISTIANITY IS JUST ANOTHER BRAND OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY, just that dem never advance reach us, it is still in its infancy (just 2000yrs old)
HA HA HA HA

@ Poster
why not check out where all the certfied witches & wizards on NL are doing their THING?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-294063.0.html

RELIGION;THE OPIATE OF THE PEOPLE

", The struggle against religion is, therefore, indirectly the struggle against that world whose spiritual aroma is religion. Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering.
Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions.
It is the opium of the people.
The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions. The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo."

                                                                                                                         -  Karl Max

CHAIRMAN OGAGA!!!
I SALUTE U!!!
I'm suprised u didnt include verses that show that the biblical 'god' accepts human sacrifices!!!
Also, check out Thomas Pain's Age of Reason
its available for free download at infidels.com
http://www.infidels.org/library/historical/thomas_paine/age_of_reason/
Its explosive, and was written over 200yrs ago.

Nezan:
I vote for this thread to be locked

Abi u prfer this portable version?
Walahi the impact is not portable

u go no say eni Sango ti oju e wole
ko ni bu Oba koso

Oya Sangoooooooo!!!!
Oko oya, Olukosoooooo
Sangiri, Lagiri,
Se bi o ti n se

swift1:
Please who has Samsung dual sim phone casing for sale.

HA!!!
samsung case in a forum 4 witches and wizards?
We dont need phones here, we communicate via telepathy

u are obviously lost 

Nezan:
I vote for this thread to be locked

if i provoke use my Ose Sango (Sango's wand) to invoke thunder on ur head      ui go say I harsh?

~Borat~:
Inasmuch as some people here may be kidding, witchcraft is REAL! i dont mean the yeye juju we employ in killin our folks here, i mean the REAL KOKO! My Great great grandmother was a witch i guess. She schooled in south england. She left behind this massive book on witchcraft spells. D book big like encyclopedia. E dey inside one wooden box under bed for villa. Twice i tried to open it, it was vibrating like a phone! I havent gone to my villa since 2004, but if una vex me, i'll go and get it.

A beg get it, master the contents and u can become one of the resource persons at our international school of witchcraft and wizadry.
Some advanced phd courses are coming up soon.

ladygaga:
@pervert9
looooooool


wai a minute , are u guys kidding meeeeeee,

am scared olredii, what?

kidding 4 where?
abi u wan learn to fly?

sexyLeamon:
but he is a witch girl a WITCH!

kini big deal, witch no be person?

hilli666:
Not only does it save gas, it is also enviromentally friendly. We wizard are trying to do our part to stop pollution. At the last meeting (for all those who failed to attend There was a unanymous vote to cease travel with any other form but the lunar2000 effective January of 2010. Some of the flying aparatus that were banned include
A) The flying broom (To much carbon emitions)
B) The flying Mattress (Highly Unsanitary)
c) The flying shaving stick (For hygene reason)
d )The flying comb

At this meeting, animal rights witches also argued against flying with animal e.g pigeon, owl, and other exotic bird. But failed the get the votes neede to pass a ban. So you can still attend meeting with you beloved birds

Thank you

d mat is d'bomb!!!

our new improved synthetic blood formular is almost ready, just a little fine details as per INDUSTRIAL SCALE UP that will ensure its a commercial success .

ShotCaller:
AM PASTOR JESTER,

I HAVE BEEN SENT BY MY GENERAL OVERSEAR FROM MY CHURCH TO AREST ALL THE WITCHES AND WIZARDS IN THIS FORUN,

I AM ABOUT TO REALEASE MY BIBLE AND HOLY WATER, BUT SOME HOW IM DIZZY AND WEAK TO PUT MY HAND INTO MY BAG, I WILL DO IT IN TOUGUES,

RASKI BOBO,
MALAKU MAKU
SHAKA DE ZULU,
HOLY GHOST FIRE COME TO MY RESCUE, AH AH AH
OPPRESS DE OPPRESSOR
ARREST DE WICKED
DESTROY THE DESTROYER,
ITS HOT IN HERE,

I WILL BE BACK LET ME CONSULT PASTOR TB JOSHUA, I NEED SOME ODESHIE, OR AJASARA,


IL BE BACK, DEVIL IS A LIER,

SHALLOM,

Everything about u smells fraud!!!
u ar obviously not a pastor, but a witch, probably an inexperienced witch, and ur disguise is too thin.

Anyway if u wan blow tongue here, 4get Raski bobo wey u dey talk,
This is the types of tongue we blow here:

Sango ooooooo!!! oko oya aaaaa!!!
Oloju Orogbo ooooooo!!!!
Elereke Obi oooooo!!!
Eni a ni ni gbani iii !!!!
Orisha gba te mi ye wo
Eni f'oju di O,
Sango o gbe!!!
Igbakeji orisha!!!
Sangiri, La'giri
Olagiri kaka, "

nedureg01:
if una see real winch, una go fit wait? well i wish una success for sorcery and witchcraft paroles.

U dont no nothing!!!

AHA!!! WETIN DEY CHELE?
@Pervert: How far, have u heard from ElRazur after He was conferred with the Status of 'Abore' yesternite, and was even given The powerful OSE SANGO (Sango's wand) yesterday, I've not heard anything from him. I mean that wand wielded in the hands of the right person can do wonders, it was the very same one used by Sango himself to invoke thunder, lightening and fire.

Ogaga4Luv:
Ahem!  

Na where dis person root come from like this    ,nor come pure water inside our gari ooo,Abeg!!,nor come fall hand's here   .,Oh my!,you think we're here for jokes,kid stuffs?.,mmm. . .you better be seriouse oo,all dis one you've been grumbling,or are you not a Witch?

NO MIND HER, SHE BE CERTIFIED OGBOLOGBO WINCH. COME JOIN AM WITH MAMMYWATER!!!

k-aina:
Another OGBOLOGBO is in the house.
As regards artficial blood, some of my students are pioneering research in
the use of human stem cells to generate bloodcells,
use of cellular proliferation activators and growth factors to improve the leucocyte and erythrocyte harvest,
and subsequently suspending the products in an artificial plasma matrix fortified with  albumin and globullin fragments previously biosynthesised by recombinant DNA technology using either E. Coli bacteria or more recently, yeast cells!
One of my students may present a paper on this titled: recent developments in HAEMATOLOGY.

This should provide the FINAL SOLUTION (apology to all NAZIS in the house) to the issue of blood scarcity, once the method is shown to be economically viable.

hilli666:
For all those still interested, Here is the agenda for the next meeting. Which shall be held in Ethiopia.

A.) New forms of shape shifting made easy. (Ours broda in India who taught of how to shape shift to snake have done it again. This time they will be teaching how to shape shift into a Tiger and Cray fish. This is one of the more difficult one.
B.) Astral traveling to the new Dubai realm ( Yes it seems the witches and wizard of Dubai have built a luxurious resort in the astral realms. As usual us Nigerian Wizard are having a hard time securing visiting permits to it. So for all those who are interested please sit in for this seminar.
C.) Protecting our endangered mythical animals (reports from our mami water friends in Scotland claim the poor health conditions of the Loch Ness monster is cause for concern. As this animal is how they draw strength from the nether planes. So please people pay attention. other creature in questin are, the Yeti or snow man (guardian of the white mountains) Big foot, and our fateful black cat (the original one)
D.) The new blood (This topic covers the need to examine if we still need fresh human blood, or if we can safely switch to lab generated synthetic blood. speaking at this meeting is a world renowned wizard and scientist.
E.) The effect A Global econmic recession on witchery and wizadry. (Yes we are all feeling the pinch of the recession. so please prepare your questions for the speaker)
F.) Complaints from local with doctors "their charms need more power" We have failed to provides witch doctor with charm that have enough power.

This is all for now Ill update you as I find out more. Pleas the Night flight to Ethiopia is long so start charging your brooms or other flying apparatus a few days in advance.

Another OGBOLOGBO is in the house.
As regards artficial blood, some of my students are pioneering research in
the use of human stem cells to generate bloodcells,
use of cellular proliferation activators and growth factors to improve the leucocyte and erythrocyte harvest,
and subsequently suspending the products in an artificial plasma matrix fortified with  albumin and globullin fragments previously biosynthesised by recombinant DNA technology using either E. Coli bacteria or more recently, yeast cells!
One of my students may present a paper on this titled: recent developments in HAEMATOLOGY.

Ogaga4Luv:
What really motivate me to post the pic is due to the code 666 attached with the name of our brother,just feel like giving hime a warm and darkest welcome jare,Abeg,though the ring doesn't make any difference in Witchcraft,Wiccan"Modern witches/Wizard practice,Right?.,sincerely i posted this pic not because i want to advertise my product,i wonder if you're on our nigeria page @ Witches voice?.

Take a look :
http://www.witchvox.com/vu/vxposts.html
-Blessed be-

okay,
since it has ur name, I tot it was by your making and u are looking for potential buyers.

But as a rule, Generic rings are not usually so effective.
Rings are customised products made for a specific person and for a specific condition/intended use, taking into consideration, the nature of the person, his blood radiations, previous earthlives and Karmic reactions.
So when I see people buying rings on line, or through mail order, I just laugh because they obviously know nothing about how rings work.
At the right time, I will give further explanations on RINGS AND STONES.

As per the page u referred to, I am not there, I'm here for a specific MISSION, which is almost completed. Once completed, I will depart this site.
For more about me, I gave a brief explanation on page 2 of this thread.