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LollySeaSide:
If you ask me, I'd say it's FP worthy.
That advert was created in the 90s and has no erotic acts, no form of nudity, no sexually suggestive content even though it's a condom advert.

Can you say that of adverts in today's times?
Go to YouTube and take a look at what they call "Best condom commercials of all time" and see what I'm talking about.
As you watch, keep in mind that those commercials are a collection of the most decent condom commercials.

Anyway, you didn't ask me so I didn't say anything.

Simply because all in the name of hiring youthful, energetic and fresh brains ad agencies now employ low level staff to meet their clients needs. I watch commercials these days and I just nod because nothing adds up. Ad agencies now employ the services of babies who are not able to properly develop any useful creative document or strategy.

Though young and energetic, they lack core knowledge of advertising.

Amalekki:
Did Emmanuel Babayaro play for the Super Eagles? Under 23, yes. Super Eagles, I don't think so.

Celestine was a left winger or a mid fielder for super eagles. It was actually his brother, Emmanuel Babanyaro a goalkeeper that didn't play long for super eagles

robosky02:
See brothers who played for super eagles


1.Kalu & Ikechukwu Uche:

2.Austin & Emmanuel Okocha:

3. Segun & Wole Odegbami

4.Nwankwo & Christopher Kanu:

Did you forget Celestine and Emmanuel Babanyaro?

SultanOfPuna:
Should be Teaching these Kids Programming, web design and Computer graphics..
WTF is this
This is 2022 not 1955

We have over 23 million tailors in Nigeria,
Dem suppose flog that teacher walahi
So she is proud that she taught kids how to sew cloth

While Kids in China are already creating Apps, and softwares. Nonesense 
Lets not celebrate mediocrity

If every kid focuses on programming who will make cloths for them in the future? The designers you proudly wear today were made by people who probably started fashion designing at young ages like these kids.

funshint:
May it happen to one of your brothers, uncle or son. Pls say Amen!

Some parts of Nigeria have been cursed with senselessness when it comes to adultery. They tell you any child that calls you father is your child because they know they can't do without adultery. So women and commit it with their inlaws, neighbors, friends......with just anyone, even a dog. In the south south we know the I'll of adultery

Are they no longer lazy? Confusionist

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZyaENjNPSE

Peter Obi Returns From Egypt, Youths Take Selfie With Him At Abuja Airport (Photo, Video) - IGBERETV

Leader of the new Nigeria, @peterobi arrives Abuja Airport in Nigeria...#EkitiDecides #Ekitidecides2022 pic.twitter.com/iaZLT1Z5PZ

— Comrade Phils (@comradephils) June 18, 2022

are deceiving this man shaa. All of you blabbing here will note go out and vote the poor man just you did to the Ekiti man who won online but outrightly lost in reality.

Until we truly understand the function and power of social media Nigeria just like other money miss road countries will continue to endure had governance

Drops mic

jaytii:
B for Buhari
B for Biden

"Great" leaders
Nothing to make a fuss about here, old age is a curse humans have to live with.

You forgot to add Bola

ArchiLimited:
Bros...

Na dem de stone people up and down. Hisss

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EFCC please investigate and arrest owners of MBA. They defrauded Nigerians of their hard earned monies last year.

If possible marry someone from same tribe.

Don't marry anyone you're very much older than. Say up to ten or eleven years.

Don't allow your mother inlaw anywhere close to you home. If you have to, send her off within a week. You'll thank me later

Don't complain about your wife's short comings in her mother's presence. It make her do extra curriculum Waka Waka for ya mata.

Latsly, don't believe in love . Love na scam

24 hours

Titanic

Troy

Gladiator

In my own case, arrived camp same time a woman was being dropped by her husband. She was very pretty so I couldn't have forgotten the face. Fast forward ten days later I had become 5 platoon leader and was surmoned one night after light out that one of my platoon member was caught having sex near Mami market and was being punished. When I arrived the scene it was same woman. I was so ashamed for her noticing the young man that battered her was young enough to be her nephew. It took a very good platoon lawyer to help solve her case. She avoided me after that day

Vinnie2000:
Hasta la vista. I will be Back.

Terminator. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Jayrockk:
Vikings
The Witcher
Money heist

I've only watched these three

I heard peaky blinders, Lucifer & blacklist are interesting

Vikings and blacklist

We should rename Putin "nukes" d man likes nuke talk too much

DoctorOlasDesk:
No appointments? or simply starved of attention. which is it



Guys watch


https://dnbstories.com/2022/04/video-of-osinachis-husband-peter-beating-her.html

Na idiot

OP please these are not billboards. More like posters or so

OP recaption this abeg. Do you know how much it cost to errect a billboard like that. Except you are and outdoor advertising practitioner it cost you tons of millions. Just for birthday felicitation? Chaiii

Make dem try buy chengdu J - 20 ooo. Dat na war machine

Rubbiish:
No sane man will experience what u experienced because u were weak & allowed emotions to becloud your sense of reasoning.

Noted

Honestly I was full of tears as I listened to the man speak. Only a married man who has experienced this can relate well with this situation.

I met my wife in 2012 through someone who is supposed to be my best friend. Being a good pretender, she sure covered all her tracks for the first few months after we met. Though we had one or two issues every dating relationship would have we proceeded with our plans to settle down together.

In 2013, marriage plans were already being considered until suddenly my best friend started complaining too much about my wife saying she is this, she is that. He even told me she had bad friends, they flirted, they snatched each other's boyfriend's, they lie etc. I was shocked. I asked him then why he introduced such a girl to me if he already knew she was bad for marriage. Besides, I reminded him we did back checks together when we visited her school at mushood Abiola polytechnic, the area she resided in eleyele and other areas he suggested. Why is he telling me all this now? He had no concrete explanation. I felt it was jealousy because he wanted more access to me than he was getting, probably my wife was pushing him away.

We continued our plans for marriage while my friend pulled out of our lives. I was shocked. Effort to make him reason fell on deaf ears.

In March 2014 I married my wife in Ibadan. My family and I shut down iBadan. We took over fully 4 notable hotels and spent millions. It was a wedding any bride would want to have, in fact, I remember a cousin to my wife who was her brides maid was in the same car with me and my wife when she looked back at the convoy going to our hotel after the wedding and said she would love her wedding to be like ours. I laughed at her comment.

A year six months after our marriage trouble started. My wife would come home from wherever she went to dazed, tired, exhausted et Al. With red eyes as if someone tried to strangle her to death. After many incidents like this I became concerned and decided to follow up. I discovered she was keeping bad company with single female parents old enough to be her aunts. I discussed it serverally with her but she's flair up telling I was trying to cage her. We kept struggling on same subject for another two years or so. She would now come home not only dazed, exhausted or extremely tired but also having horrible armpit smells as well as general sex smell. I couldn't take it anymore.

One night I tried to give it another try and brought up the issue of her kind of friends especially one dark one whom I had now know to have several boy friends. I actually cought her in hotels many times with different men. As usual, she flaired up, took our soup plate (we were having dinner) and broke it on my head. She said enough was enough that she was going to show me. That I was being unnecessarily bossy over her and that I am a control frick. It is a taboo where I come from for this to happen so the issue eventually brought my family as well as hers together for settlement. If only I new, that would have been her marching order. My fear that my daughter (the only child we had then) clouded my judgement and I let her stay after she performed some traditional rites. She layed low for six months and resumed again afterwards.

In 2018 we had our second child, a boy. I can't begin to explain the circumstances that led to this child's birth but thankfully he is mine. She continued her escapade come home very tired to cook or even allow me touch her. When I even convinced her she's use her legs to guide the whole operation making it impossible for me to enjoy intimacy. There are years I slept with my wife only 8-10 times in 365 days. I swear that's correct 2017 and 2018 are confirmed at least. Meanwhile, my businesses of up to 30 million had all collapsed. We were not doing to well financially anymore.

In 2020, I discovered she'd come home and hassle me for sex. I'd refuse her for strategic reasons. She'd try again and again. In two weeks alone it was becoming tug of war so I had one intimacy with her. Boom! After about three weeks or so she bought test strips in front of me and tested herself then told me she was pregnant. My eyes almost popped out. I decided we go to a laboratory for confirmation and it reported she was two months gone already. We argued about the pregnancy at home but I gave way for peace to reign. Every bad thing happened to my wife but two major events stood out. She was crushed to a fence by a car. It was so bad that the fence fell down on her but God as usual was kind. On her dilevry day, she was restorated twice by doctors after she passed out twice. I ran Helter skelter to buy blood for her. She survived.

How we got over 200k to pay for her hospital bill today is still a mistery. She never agreed to share SMS alert of her so called friend Anu in Indianapolis who she claimed sent that money till date.

She was later ejected from her shop which I rented for her on funny claims of eigth thousand naira balance. Can you believe that? I knew something happened between her and her landlady but I had no proof. When I called the landlady she'd shout me off saying I am not a man.

Fast forward. She started working from home. She sews by the way. She'd make Soo much money but will hide it. I was bursting my ass feeding the house and paying bills while she kept her money. I had to start a music recording studio to help meet our needs.

One night on my way back from work, an elderly man near my house and I greeted and he mentioned my wife just entered that do we always plan it? I said my wife at past nine? As I turned to go one of my neighbors appeared in towel greeting as usual I answered and immediately walked fast home. As I was close to my gate I heard my wife gently closing the gate so I wouldn't know she was just entering. I stood and listened to be sure. I then called out for her to open. When she did she wanted to run inside quickly but I stopped her. She was dazed, smelling of sex I confronted her she quickly ran to the bathroom to wash up. Then I knew it was over if didn't want to die Young. I investigated from the Abokis around and they first of all confirmed my wife's suspicious mivents withing the street at night. I also prayed about it and also got confirmation of my wife promiscuity. She had become rude, disrespectful, unconcerned and disconnected. I saw as a mature man she was no longer willing to be a wife. She never bought plates in 3 years. I bought them myself. She'd not clean the house, she'd not buy essential stuff women need in the house. I saw it had ended so I moved out. While I was packing my thing she was reminding me not to forget anything ooo. She was even showing me where my stuff's where. I house I built with my sweat. She didn't contribute a dime chaaiii

She had been sleeping with my neighbor for years and he was funding her.

May God never let you experience what the man above has as a man. It is capable of destroying you.

No to trust a woman and always be sure someone deserves your attention, goodwill, faithfulness, love and the suffering you go through just to make them happy. I hold this in my left hand even till my next life.

I smell...oga....lie lie all around this write up. His excuses are so lame even little children can't believe.

See idiotic write up abeg.

Common sense is actually not common at the end of the day. How can this chief priest guy be talking like a little child. Hasn't he any sense of reasoning ? The Fayose I know even jumped bikes while he was in office as governor and has also been seen publicly living a common man's life. This isn't news at all let alone nemesis or whatever he terms it.

He should rather be careful with his words as no body knows tomorrow.

Emmanuel okala, Segun odegbami, Diego Amando Maradona and Pele

valentineuwakwe:
Source:https://dailypost.ng/2021/10/15/presidency-replies-nnamdi-kanu-on-buhari-being-jubril-of-sudan/

So this idiot think people can not be profiled abi? This guy na wa o.... what's even the big deal that buhari remembered him gan?

malel1:
If ur dad had used condom during sex with that LovePeddler he met in a club , we wknt have been reading this ur comment

Don't mind this blood thirsty barbarian, by their BRAINLESS comments we shall know them.

They should do it in Abuja so you and your ninjas can round them up and finish them abi? Yeye Aboki.

badoh:
You can't get tokunbo of this car at 1.3m now considering the current exchange rate. Even during Jonathan's tenure, this car sells between 1.250 and 1.3.
If 2003 Big daddy could be sold at 2.1m presently, it means 2001 camry will be between 1.6- 1.7m.

Don't mind all these people spewing nonsense here. Some of them are not abreast with the current dollar exchange rate. Hisss.... things don cost ooo

Make una beg dis man to remember Akute Alagbole to ijoko and Agbado roads oh. Wetin we doam def?

And one idiot who has never done anything for anybody is calling him a magician or prophet of doom simply say him no get level reach the man. Nansense