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Politics / Re: One Dies, Business Grounded As Ogun Hunters, Herders Clash by kalufelix(m): 10:14pm On Aug 21
stil looking for the clash..
Politics / Re: 27 Kidnappers, ESN Members Loyal To Simon Ekpa Killed In Enugu by kalufelix(m): 9:16pm On Aug 21
If you believe this you will believe my grandmother died a virgin... The four corner police massacre was a huge embarassment to mbah despite spending huge state resources to hire nigerian army cos of sit@home he just dey try save face..
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Unveils 40-state Biafra Map And To Declare Biafra Independence In Dec by kalufelix(m): 2:37pm On Aug 21
CyrusVI:


Guy rest

How can u call Benue and Kogi a SE state

They are NC/Middle Belt
Its not what i believe, it is their geographical location in the real map
lol at NC geographical location..you be mumu just
rest the border communities no be your papa land you are still naive..
Travel / Re: Details Of The Calabar Fatal Accident & The Victims (Photos) by kalufelix(m): 1:04pm On Aug 21
tuzle:
I can still understand why berry was in this report. It is the mary own I don't understand.
na one cartel..
Travel / Re: Details Of The Calabar Fatal Accident & The Victims (Photos) by kalufelix(m): 12:42pm On Aug 21
1x2x3:


Lifestyle plays a role to some extent. If you drive you'd know that driving at night can be dangerous especially if the street lights aren't functional combined with no road reflectors.

People also tend to overspeed since the road may seem clear. Alcohol intoxication can also play a role.

you said it all.. The clear roads is always their undoing..sometimes there may be a broken down vehicle on the way from the previous night usually big or light trucks poorly marked and diverted.. Rip to them

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Phones / Re: DHL Charged 1.2 Million Naira To Clear 2 Phones And A Watch by kalufelix(m): 12:02pm On Aug 21
Na to kuku follow their courier japa for 1.2milla..
Politics / Re: 4 Policemen Killed In Enugu Checkpoint Attack by kalufelix(m): 10:14pm On Aug 20
RaptorX:
The most dangerous job in the world now is to be a Nigerian police officer in Biafra.
Fact# i know one that even resigned and became a commercial driver..several months later he was still kpoofed..the neigbourhood vigilantes are also rearing up its head again seems they have forgotten jango's murder..this unknown guerilla is something else peter mbah be observing sit@home while decieving people..
Romance / Re: I Regret Getting Married, This Is Why by kalufelix(m): 4:58am On Aug 20
RenaissanceGuy:
It's 2024 and a guy is getting married at 25?? That was where the first error began from. The second was the short time you knew each other before the wedding. The third is your work from home job.
the guy is just a naive s!mp who thought marrying a woman will make him a happy man..from the story i can deduce he begged her for the relationship with a little muller to accomplish.. Unfortunately now the lady cant respect him enough..if you must marry at 25 then it has to be to a 15year old.. A 20yr old girl for instance is way wiser and exposed than a 25yr old guy..
Romance / Re: I Regret Getting Married, This Is Why by kalufelix(m): 4:23am On Aug 20
AfeezShomorin:


You married a lazy lady who was looking for someone who will be paying her bills
exactly..the relationship was built on provision and economic reliance rather than love & respect.. She just needs a more mature guy whom she can respect enough..
Romance / Re: I Regret Getting Married, This Is Why by kalufelix(m): 3:57am On Aug 20
i thought you guys always brag about how much bills you pay while mocking your single friends.. How you are a real man that deserves a trophy for keeping a woman at home bla bla bla...why you come dey cry here..
Romance / Re: Guys, You Took Her Out On The First Date And She Did This. by kalufelix(m): 2:49am On Aug 20
Taiwo20:
She’s in her late 30s and has started using her head
I love this perspective..i was gonna say she could be a single mother that has understood the pains in taking care of bills.. You know the child support thing.. they can act and do anything for it except mentioning about the child to a potential suitor (Op) in this case..
Crime / Re: We Get N5,000 For Each Human Head — Suspected Grave Robbers (photos) by kalufelix(m): 12:25am On Aug 19
Intergrated:
This people can steal your head while walking on the road.
at some point you might start sweating and then you bring out a hand towel from your pocket and try to wipe your face only to discover your head has gone missing.. Chai!

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Crime / Re: We Get N5,000 For Each Human Head — Suspected Grave Robbers (photos) by kalufelix(m): 11:58pm On Aug 18
comodo:

I blame Awo for giving them Skullarship. Now they are mining on their own.
Lol..
Crime / Re: We Get N5,000 For Each Human Head — Suspected Grave Robbers (photos) by kalufelix(m): 11:55pm On Aug 18
so insecurity has gotten to the dead right in their 6ft domain as they can no longer rest in peace with their heads on..yoruba why?
Food / Re: Agbado Wedding: Guests Served Corn And Pear At Wedding (Video) by kalufelix(m): 9:47pm On Aug 16
Dem try e no easy.. Who dey wait for rice go wait taya..

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Crime / Re: Anambra Commissioner Patrick Aghamba & Wife Kidnapped, Aide Killed by kalufelix(m): 8:53pm On Aug 16
Hundreds of !d!ots abound on this forum..know this and know peace..
Politics / Re: Enugu State Gives Churches, Mosques 90 Days To Remove Outside Speakers by kalufelix(m): 11:00am On Aug 16
Hemanwel:
Mosques?? How many mosques can we find in the whole of Enugu that will cause noise pollution? Looking for a mosque in a Southeast State is like looking for a needle in a haystack
Haha..na just ethical fairness..mosque ke..
Politics / Re: FG Starts Free CNG Conversion For Commercial Vehicles by kalufelix(m): 10:24am On Aug 14
criuze:
Always start in Lagos and Abuja

Onitsha or Enugu or porthahourt, I'm sure there's no vehicles there


Worn Nigeria
Sometimes i feel like our leaders and representatives undermines this country so much even our population may be largely underestimated..the crannys are only taken into full inclusiveness during voting..funny country!
Politics / Re: FG Starts Free CNG Conversion For Commercial Vehicles by kalufelix(m): 10:06am On Aug 14
The team 'God bless nigeria' are already galavanting on the front seat.. this people should be taking a chill first at a time like this because no be today nyash begin dey back..
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Born With Male And Female Sex Organs Fathers Two Children by kalufelix(m): 9:48pm On Aug 12
Forget about the freaky genitals if she doesn't have a womb then (s)he is a man.. Simple

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Politics / Re: Act Fast On North’s Readiness For Separation Of Nigeria- Obidigbo Tells Tinubu by kalufelix(m): 12:54pm On Aug 12
Igbos have always been fighting for their identity in this contraption from day one same with the north..the real unity beggars are yorubas whom carry one nigeria matter for head.. They somehow think life starts and ends in lagos..lol..
when its time for everybody to answer him papa name e go clear for yoruba eyes.. Awon sophisticated cowards can install an emir in ogun and lagos and remain with their fulani husbands..this one no be about mentioning peter obi again..lol

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Family / Re: My Marriage Of 6 Months Is Almost Finally Coming To An End, Details Inside : by kalufelix(m): 10:28pm On Aug 11
Her 'whoring stage' was cut short by you with that pregnancy and its fighting back..you can choose to be patient or let her loose..my concern is her mental issues..

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Politics / Re: Any Attack On Igbos In Lagos Will Be Met With Unimaginable Revenge– Ohanaeze. by kalufelix(m): 9:00pm On Aug 11
Lol..if ew3durians lose guard dem go collect wotowoto for their backyard that has always been ojukwus dream..na igbo and fulani go share the region las las..agbado weight no reach abeg..

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Religion / Re: Verydarkman Takes Pastor Jeremiah's Healing Products To NAFDAC To File Petition. by kalufelix(m): 9:40pm On Aug 10
The moment i arrived at mercyland i realized jeremiah was just another greedy scammer...i verbally finished some idiotic church workers there.. The con man is basically running a hotel business and you pay for every damn foot you step in that premises.. I eventually located a smokers den within and the warri weed made my trip memorable..
Food / Re: Prices Of Tomatoes, Pepper Crash From ₦130,000 To ₦60,000 Per Basket - Rewane by kalufelix(m): 9:18pm On Aug 08
So disrupting economic activities with violence and making businesses run at a loss has become one of the governments economic reform policy?
Politics / Re: Ohanenye disrupts event in Abuja, orders Arrest Of Organiser For 'impersonation' by kalufelix(m): 9:02pm On Aug 08
Ministry coup? anyhow sha.. she try put body sharpa sharpa..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Asks Iran To Avoid Civilian Casualties In Israel Response, Sources Say by kalufelix(m): 9:32pm On Aug 07
sleek214:
Even Putin knows Israel will unleash terror on Iran if Iran strikes Israel civilians
This is just the interpretation of the advice by implication.. Gallant also says israel should be ready for anything including switcing to offensive.. the war go still long
Foreign Affairs / Re: Kyiv Force Invade Russia by kalufelix(m): 6:01pm On Aug 07
Pro-kyiv forces...hmm
Politics / Re: Northern Governors Will Begin Talks On Birth Rate, Says Muftwang by kalufelix(m): 11:36am On Aug 07
Problem is they mostly lack education.. If they can be educated and productive thats enough human resources..
Politics / Re: Northern Governors Will Begin Talks On Birth Rate, Says Muftwang by kalufelix(m): 11:13am On Aug 07
The whole naija problem wan detonate for tilumbu head at once..make we dey pity the old man small abeg..
Politics / Re: APC Summons Ndume, Moves To Reinstate Him As Senate Whip by kalufelix(m): 9:34pm On Aug 06
Anything to calm the north.. Desperate moves..
Foreign Affairs / Re: United Nations Says Nine Employees 'may Have' Been Involved In October 7 Attack. by kalufelix(m): 1:08pm On Aug 06
dangermouse:
Hiding their identities will still not do them any good as Israel will identify and bring them to justice.

You go fear israeli justice naa..na kpoof!!

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