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Food / Re: See The Fish I Bought for ₦‎5,000 by kalufelix(m): 6:57pm On Mar 06
The problem is that beef and chicken consumers are commenting on a fish thread... a slice goes between N500-N700...so you are good..
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Happening Now In South East As Igbos Resists by kalufelix(m): 7:47pm On Mar 03
Depriest2020:

Not in the manner you'all go about it. Simply condemn the act and not begin to mock them. When wrong is done simply condemn it while reminding the perpetrators that the goods they're looting belongs to a struggling business man and the owner might have taking those goods on credit.
its obvious you live in a fools paradise...

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Politics / Re: Looted Warehouse Does Not Belong To NEMA - Official by kalufelix(m): 6:23pm On Mar 03
Doesnt matter.. The warehouse was just re- looted..owners of the loot dare not come forward..

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Health / Re: What Helps You Sleep At Night? by kalufelix(m): 10:42pm On Feb 29
It used to be my physics textbook back then.. arizona and cigarettes does it for me nowadays..
Business / Re: NIN-Bank Linkage: 85.51 Million Bank Customers Risk Account Suspension by kalufelix(m): 6:56pm On Feb 29
JoshTim:
Chai, see people wey no even bother to read. It is either bvn or NIN. If your account has bvn, no need for NIN linkage.
for tier 1 (one) customers only just..
Romance / Re: I'm 33 But I Don't Want To Get Married by kalufelix(m): 12:50am On Feb 27
The summary of this thread is that women are only sexually but not economically useful to the world...
Crime / Re: Umuahia Residents Discover Two Naked Corpses in Ohiya Community by kalufelix(m): 8:24am On Aug 21, 2023
Na wetin dem find dem see... bunch of lazy gold digging oloshos...

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Celebrities / Re: SolidStar Is Seriously Sick - Singer's Brother Cries Out As He Shares Sad Video by kalufelix(m): 8:18pm On Aug 20, 2023
Nwata nwaanyi ka anyi jebe...flavour prototype..
Romance / Re: Groom Update Whatsapp Status With "Fear Women" At Wedding, Rejects Bride's Drink by kalufelix(m): 8:58am On Aug 17, 2023
buygala:
As he is fearing women, he should also fear his mother smiley



He should kuku divorce the wife and marry im fellow man wey e no dey fear


Imbeside undecided


Bros be calming down...he is only expressing the 'sad reality' ...the awareness he has got will make him have peace of mind and surprisingly this marriage might last longer than you may be thinking..
Autos / Re: Why Does This Truck Have So Many Tires? (Photo) by kalufelix(m): 11:02am On Aug 10, 2023
Real heavy tonnage...not your regular heavy tonnage..you never see where motor carry vessel before?
Romance / Re: My problem with Nigerian girls by kalufelix(m): 10:43am On Aug 10, 2023
Babaken:
Imagine i inviting my old time friend a Lady I know her very well she's a working class lady whom I respect so much she's cook or sorts of stories that she don't have transportation when she know that if she comes there's no way I won't multiply her transportation by 4 or 5 .

As that one is not enough she call me 3 days after that she and her sister that's staying with her is admitted at the hospital that the money she's having is not enough I should send her some money for my mind I say see this one you don see ATM machine since then I haven't call or chat her again before she will tell me her house rent is expiring next week she already told me her television is not working haba.
Some ladies should try to package themselves small.
Crazy! .. real crazy!! ...the entitlement mentality is becoming alarming..

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Romance / Re: My problem with Nigerian girls by kalufelix(m): 10:38am On Aug 10, 2023
talented321:
Normal''
The problem is not from girls'' it is from men who think with their dick and now it has become a culture in nigeria.
It is left for the few real niggas to know their worth'' that nothing come out from pussy except the 5minute pleasure.
Men overrate sex too much and don't have patience once they think about sex.
You are a real nigg@...thirsty men without self control are the problem...
TV/Movies / Re: I'm Dating A Billionaire - Princess, First Evicted BBNaija All Stars Housemate by kalufelix(m): 6:25am On Aug 10, 2023
Akwamkpuruamu:
Who she wan impress? So dating is now poverty alleviation scheme
How a mature human being with 5 sense organs 4 working limbs and a single head will have such entitlement mentality is pathetic to say the least...with such boldness and shamelessness...tufiakwa!
Sports / Re: Legendary Italian Goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon Retires From Football by kalufelix(m): 1:56pm On Aug 03, 2023
a YO-YO goal keeper that goofed alot..was lucky to have played with the best m'fielders and ball ballers...overated by a margin
Politics / Re: Simon Ekpa Declare Himself A Military Ruler Of Biafra , Unveil New Photos - Pics by kalufelix(m): 7:24am On Aug 02, 2023
The contraception must be dissolved...more millitary rulers to emerge soon..
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by kalufelix(m): 7:19pm On Aug 01, 2023
Hope the plumptre bae won't play for her mother on the day...the girls are winning this trust me..

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Travel / Re: Family Regrets Selling House And Borrowing Money To Relocate Abroad,Now Stranded by kalufelix(m): 7:57am On Jul 31, 2023
karkinase:
As Una dey scam Oyinbo dem too dey scam Una with Visa charges too ..😂
I swear... the family get luck say no be germany..dem for sleep for frankfurt wake up for obalende by now..
Romance / Re: Losing Attraction To Women. by kalufelix(m): 8:10pm On Jul 30, 2023
You have come of age..

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Religion / Re: Givers Embassy Church: Where Tithes, Offerings Are Forbidden by kalufelix(m): 9:19am On Jul 30, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
It looks like end time tins to me o. Smh

I agree that tithing is no longer a new testament command . I don't condemn it if you can observe ALL the conditions tied to tithing where it's is observed and for as long as it's not implied to mean the tithe is cash.

Giving, collection for the Saints, on the other hand can be cash and must never be by compulsion. Rght from the day of Pentecost when the first church gathered and started in Acts 2, it is on record that giving was part of the items of worship from the examples in the early church.

If you give sparingly, you reap sparingly and if you give abundantly, you reap abundantly for God loves a cheerful giver (2 Corinthians 9:6-7)

I understand their objective, I agree that it's an exercise that can help people a lot, turn people towards what they preach and this may be because they have a strong root in NGO works but the Church has a different calling and Giving is an item of worship. Every healthy church must observe it. The Church is the ground and pillar of truth (1 Timothy 3:15). Ire O! Olorun a ri ejo da.
Forget long grammer...read comprehensively..
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Shirtless Celebration Sparks Mixed Reactions by kalufelix(m): 10:32am On Jul 28, 2023
Racoon:
It was a negative for her given that she is a female. Future husband they observe with keen attention. Carry yourself with decorum sis.
Don't be naive...this is sports..
Politics / Re: Trader Shot Dead At Ogbete Market, Enugu During Protest (Graphic Photos) by kalufelix(m): 3:29pm On Jul 26, 2023
successmatters:


The governor is also responsible for detaining the man they started sitting at home for? grin
By implication..
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Importance Of This Hole? (Photo) by kalufelix(m): 8:45am On Jul 25, 2023
ChybuzzDD:


You're an illiterate id!ot. The gaps in bridges are to allow for expansion.

So, is the hole on the chair now for expansion and no longer to distribute pressure??

Plastics don't expand, and that wasn't even what the girl was talking about.

Out of utter ignorance and lack of quality education, people like you swallow everything they hear/read.
I got A1 in Physics, Chemistry and Mathematics, and won't be misled by dumbheads like you

Lol...see mouth like i got A1 in bla bla bla...and what causes the expansion in bridges? is it not the same pressure exerted from sitting on the stool...you are smart but "i too know" will be your undoing in life..
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Importance Of This Hole? (Photo) by kalufelix(m): 6:15am On Jul 25, 2023
ChybuzzDD:


The question is not about why there's a "circular" hole on the chair.

It's about why there's a hole on the chair.

Are you telling us if there were no hole at all, weight wouldn't be equally distributed and the chair would break easily?

Which scientific law or principle justifies that?
You are embarassing your family and local goverment..mr man rest..
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Importance Of This Hole? (Photo) by kalufelix(m): 5:32am On Jul 25, 2023
ChybuzzDD:


Your explanation doesn't make sny sense to any enlightened mind.

You're talking about its role in structural integrity, and you dwelled only on its shape being round or square.


How about if it were absence? How would the absence compromise the integrity and stability of the chair?? There are some without that hole and they're still stable

Moreso, how does its presence confer stability or maintain the integrity of the chair??

The overwhelming number of people who liked the post is a testament to the number of dumbheads we have in this forum.
Many must have done so because they saw the 'f' tag on your name without actually digesting the meaningless stuff you wrote there, and that's a shame
Na the likes dey pain you ni ? ...oponu! enemy of progress dey form smart..her answer is %100 correct same reason bridges are built with gaps...so you can now commit suicide in peace...
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Importance Of This Hole? (Photo) by kalufelix(m): 4:55am On Jul 25, 2023
It is to absorb the centrifugal and centripetal force emanating from the huge backside of most women...smart design!
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Date Or Marry A Sex Worker (runs Girl) by kalufelix(m): 10:25am On Jul 24, 2023
Op na confam learner...a h*e will always be a h*e...she has been damaged already...know this and know peace

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Romance / Re: Porn Isn't Your Problem... Here's The Real Problem by kalufelix(m): 3:29pm On Jul 23, 2023
It also helps our brothers and sisters at the vatican...

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Romance / Re: Porn Isn't Your Problem... Here's The Real Problem by kalufelix(m): 3:25pm On Jul 23, 2023
What a write up...porn getting jealous when you finally connect with a woman is not a myth but a fact...nice epistle

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Romance / Re: 10 Best Pickup Lines To Use On That Girl. by kalufelix(m): 10:29am On Jul 21, 2023
No be only pick up na light truck..

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Romance / Re: Please, In Which Of These States Am I Likely To Find Love And Work? by kalufelix(m): 10:21am On Jul 21, 2023
Problem no dey finish...your true love dey sambisa...yeah you have your location..

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Celebrities / Re: DAVIDO Brags As He Donates 237,000,000 Million Naira To Orphans Across Nigeria by kalufelix(m): 10:22pm On Jul 20, 2023
Na assignment wey dem give am be that...
Politics / Re: US And UK’s Interest Threatened By A Kleptocratic Ruling Class - Chatham House by kalufelix(m): 8:53pm On Jul 20, 2023
Royal Niger Company...its all business

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