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Politics / Re: Bill On Power Rotation Passes First Reading In Senate by kalufelix(m): 7:36am On Mar 14
Not good...zoning brings incompetent people to power...once its their turn a goat will be selected ahead of a sheep because of turn...e.g okezie ikpeazu and ifeanyi ugwuanyi...it will also encourage tribal and nepotic governance...i sincerely hope this bill fails further readings..

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by kalufelix(m): 7:06am On Mar 14
Gadafii:
I never hear say women die from sexual romp before, except she was raped na men dey always Dey die

That should tell you a lot.

You no fit ever outdo a kpekus, no matter how many rounds you want to go.

two seconds she don wet again or lubricant go sort that, but you come three times it may take you hours to regain that strength and stamina

Some of you who take hard drugs and concoction cos you want to knack, I pity una gan
if you cum 3 times it takes you weeks to recover and replenish.. I pity some men..

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by kalufelix(m): 7:02am On Mar 14
BigYash:
The question is do these ladies work on bed? They lay like log of wood,while the man will be wasting his energy doing tatatatata. Cux that's what most guys thinks is love making..

Most of these girls don't have strength for sex,especially the chubby. Even the nymph still get tired when them see man like osihmen on bed. No go jam boy when dey chop iron o. Na you go run wen ur Toto don tear
relax..nothing dey tear..you are just riding her but in the real sense she is using you and you are killing yourself...

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Car Talk / Re: Peugeot 504 Price In 1975 Vs Price Of Bread In 2024 by kalufelix(m): 12:02am On Mar 14
Thunder faya obasanjo..him with Atiku laid a strong foundation for corruption in this country...1975 is too far ...200k dey buy mercedes around late 90's..
Crime / Re: Man Kills Friend With Cylinder After Smoking Colorado In Ondo by kalufelix(m): 10:31pm On Mar 13
jeromestarks:
If you have a friend that smokes, please avoid him.
No smoking man is normal. They're all m4dmen in waiting.
If you're smoking, quit! I repeat, QUIT!
If you don't quit smoking, smoking will Quit you.
shut up!
Crime / Re: 2 Killed, Property Burnt As Niger Communities Clash Over Woman by kalufelix(m): 10:21pm On Mar 13
The groom should have allowed the teen to kiss small na...e doesn't have guage and the kpekus belongs to the master...why kill a boy cos of attempted kiss..

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Crime / Re: I'm Regretting Ever Helping by kalufelix(m): 10:03pm On Mar 13
When eim pick e go remember you...relax
Romance / Re: I've Washed My Hands From Anything Nigerian Girls. by kalufelix(m): 8:52am On Mar 13
Until you said you are going to deal with the guy..that was the moment you gave yourself away as the simp you are...it all makes sense why the lady in question put you on a pedestal...you would have ended up training your colleagues child..

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Health / Re: Man Holds His Old Diseased Heart After Undergoing Heart Transplant (Photos) by kalufelix(m): 10:47am On Mar 12
Demiurgos:
we are so f*cking behind the westerm world. Like 200 years gap dem give us in terms of technological achievements
say 200 what? ...this people don dey fly for air dey navigate for sea when we never know wetin be sewed cloth...
Romance / Re: What's The Benefit Of Marriage To A Man by kalufelix(m): 10:52am On Mar 11
Not really beneficial to the man...its just for the sake of responsibility...what's the point of making all the money without training anyone..(women & children alike) the man also goes a step further to lay his life for them (women & children) in event of war for instance...my point is marrying and starting a family is God's mandate to man and not for any form of gains or benefits..

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Romance / Re: What's The Benefit Of Marriage To A Man by kalufelix(m): 8:39am On Mar 11
Anunakeeh:


What a load of Cowshiiits.
check out the guys posts you wont be surprised..

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Romance / Re: What's The Benefit Of Marriage To A Man by kalufelix(m): 8:24am On Mar 11
luminouz:

What a load of horseshiiit
seems you dont know that guy...he takes extra pain to analyse his bullshit on nairaland...i've always wondered how old he is ...

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Celebrities / Re: “single Parents Are Breeding Mentally Unstable Humans” – Rapper Vector Speaks by kalufelix(m): 7:08am On Mar 11
He is right..they are the ones producing armed robbers and prostitu+es...men should avoid marrying women raised by single mothers without any form of disciplinary head..

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Properties / Re: Many Trapped As 5-Storey Building Collapses In Onitsha, Anambra by kalufelix(m): 9:44pm On Mar 10
Nozino:

Please do this houses have elevators?
they have workout sessions..haha

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Health / Re: First Successful Bilateral Hand Transplant Carried Out In India (Photos) by kalufelix(m): 6:34pm On Mar 10
I wonder how many months before this thing starts decaying...

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Politics / Re: Prices Of Some Items In South East by kalufelix(m): 5:53pm On Mar 10
igwebuike01:

Four decking is scattered everywhere in Igboland. Onitsha only have higher concentration of it
enugu don't build high...4 decking is asking for too much...3 decking is not even common in enugu..its mainly 2 and 1 ..for places like abia and anambra 4 and 5 decking is common due to smaller land mass..
Education / Re: Only Legends Will Remember This Book . by kalufelix(m): 10:38am On Mar 10
Edet lives in canada..
Romance / Re: Are Igbos Mixed? Why Do I Feel Pity For This Girl? by kalufelix(m): 7:00am On Mar 10
Orlu people of imo state used to be called "british people" ...don't know how the tag came about though..
Education / Re: Longest Notes In Secondary School? by kalufelix(m): 9:43pm On Mar 09
Extra sheets sure pass for economics exam...if not your score is not going to be high enough..also some topics in agriculture can long like mad..
Family / Re: See Hilarious Comments On Social Media As Price Noodles Drops From 18500 To14k by kalufelix(m): 6:59pm On Mar 09
Lazy parents and adults encouraging noodle price hike since 2000..let the prices go up wella
Family / Re: When A Woman Play Hard To Get They Fall In The Hands Of Players by kalufelix(m): 5:33pm On Mar 09
Yeah ...you have a point they eventually end up with the wrong man...na only players and cheats have patience for GAMES..

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Properties / Re: The New Price Of Tiger Generator Will Leave You Shocked. by kalufelix(m): 4:23pm On Mar 08
Running on N800/liter fuel..truly i better pass my village people...but i hear say na 5k dem sell am for aba now...
Crime / Re: Married Woman's Boyfriend Stabs Her Husband To Death In Adamawa by kalufelix(m): 2:39pm On Mar 08
I understand..you know those 20yo tight cookies can make a foolish man kill another foolish man..i can imagine how they both drew their daggers like spatarcus...now one will rot in grave another in jail..while another man takes over libi's congo..

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Politics / Re: “please Help Us, The Light In Aba Is Now Too Much, Aba Residents Cry For Help by kalufelix(m): 12:51pm On Mar 08
toneroforever:


Truth be told,a lot of areas haven't had any improvement in power supply.
This whole thing is seriously being exaggerated.
So many bloggers are misinforming people just for content.
Geometric Power has only turn on one turbine which generates 47MW. Aba's power demand is about 100-110 MW. So you can see that it's some parts that have a very big improvement in power while some areas don't.
theory theory theory all you want...so na you dey measure the kilowatts being generated by geometric...bros relax the plant don plant for there be say e don plant...na distribution (aba power) go make sure say light enter under our beds and inside our wardrobes..
Religion / Re: Winners Chapel Introduces Food Banks Across Nigeria by kalufelix(m): 12:21pm On Mar 08
When baba ijebu discover say you don dey loose faith he go do bonanza for the punters to have renewed false hope...its called business promotion..

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Romance / Re: Before Mr Ibu Died: First Wife Divorced Him & Took Away His Savings by kalufelix(m): 10:58pm On Mar 07
Seems you were behind the camera for this movie...he was f@kin the adopted daughter for real ??
Politics / Re: Nobody Commited Suicide In Front Of Enugu Station— Police by kalufelix(m): 10:33pm On Mar 07
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Crime / Re: Multiple Bank Robbery In Ayingba, Kogi State (Video) by kalufelix(m): 9:55pm On Mar 07
share 2 share...the country is a joke
Politics / Re: POWERFUL Reaction Of Reno Omokri To Tinubu's Two Sons Who Attend Qatar Business by kalufelix(m): 4:43pm On Mar 07
Prosecute and defend...tribe is playing trick on this confused man..
Investment / Re: I Just Built A Warehouse, What Manufacturing Business Can I Go Into? by kalufelix(m): 10:31am On Mar 07
Stearic acid, cethyl alchohol, propylene,preservatives, sulphur, perfume and honey...your bleaching cream go dey sell like mad...

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