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Romance / Re: In Nigeria He Who Finds A Girlfriend Findeth?comments Of Some People by kalufelix(m): 9:43am On Jun 10, 2023
guobe:
men fit push truck but women no fit. Men fit do armrobber but women no fit lol
But they can run their mouth and insult a man...

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Politics / Re: Behold The Young Man That Own First Indigenous Steel Plant In South-east(photos) by kalufelix(m): 9:21am On Jun 10, 2023
LIE..steel plant dey abia state since

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Romance / Re: Is This Why Relationships Are Stressful? by kalufelix(m): 9:04am On Jun 10, 2023
Zealag:
But why is it only the men that have to endure all the ladies character and provide as if she came from an orphanage home,why can't the lady do same or adjust?But I don't think we are ready for this discussion.
After my last relationship I wholeheartedly told myself that am not ready for another one till further notice.imagine a lady turning you to be her parents bcz you are dating her someone you just met newly.
I thought they said it takes two to tango
You thought wrong...nigerian r/ships is a loopsided scheme...the man is expected to give his all (what they term 'good' responsible' man) local man burdens his life, dies untimely or ends up in prison ...while she hops to the next man and starts making babies..until men will learn to control their taste and take charge of their own 'mumu button

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Romance / Re: Is This Why Relationships Are Stressful? by kalufelix(m): 7:43am On Jun 10, 2023
God forbid.. am soo not doing this..who relationship help? except the olosho go pay my groom price...thunder fire devil..

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Car Talk / Re: Meet Mustapha Gajibo Who Converts Petrol Cars To Electric Cars In Borno. by kalufelix(m): 9:51pm On Jun 09, 2023
Does this mean there will be no piston- rings- gear-box wahala??
Romance / Re: The Viral Deeper Life Wedding That Blew The Internet by kalufelix(m): 3:26pm On Jun 08, 2023
Marriage will surely compromise our r/ship with God ..e.g Eves' arrival...reason why rev fr. and sis don't indulge and christ also birthed by a virgin..
Politics / Re: IPMAN Says It Can Force Down Prices Of Petrol by kalufelix(m): 10:29am On Jun 08, 2023
They can equally make it higher...believe ipman at your own peril..
Travel / Re: Peace Mass Transit Says Bus Fares Will Not Be Increased Despite Fuel Price by kalufelix(m): 1:50pm On Jun 07, 2023
Patriotic9ja:
Nice. But actually not sustainable.
Is it your sustainable? didn't you read that extra costs resulting from the price hike will be 'absorbed' by the company...why are you crying more than the bereaved ?..
Sports / Re: JUST IN: Kim Min-jae Is A Step Away From Joining #mufc. United Will Pay His €60M by kalufelix(m): 11:16am On Jun 07, 2023
'a prestigious club in the sport' ...so this is all that's left for man united..
Romance / Re: Help!! My Girlfriend/wife To Be Keeps Saying This. Whats The Meaning? by kalufelix(m): 10:23am On Jun 07, 2023
iyatrustee:


I have said it countless times to my husband as a joke and sometimes with an iota of seriousness.

I wonder wetin make the OP carry am for head likr gala and lacasera cheesy
Yeah..sounds naive for someone old enough to be thinking marriage..
Romance / Re: Help!! My Girlfriend/wife To Be Keeps Saying This. Whats The Meaning? by kalufelix(m): 8:38am On Jun 07, 2023
Nothing new..have heard this countless times from women...virtually every woman secretly wished she were a man...reason for their victim' and entitlement mentality...lines like 'ladies first, 'what a man can do' were enacted to console and give them a lil sense of self worth...

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Sports / Re: Karim Benzema Joins Al Ittihad On Two Year Deal by kalufelix(m): 11:44pm On Jun 06, 2023
3 head slammers standing on the wall..
Politics / Re: Obaseki Increases Minimum Wage To N40000, Reduces Workdays To Thrice A Week by kalufelix(m): 10:56pm On Jun 06, 2023
Say what?? ...holiday government
Career / Re: I Can’t Drive Car Despite Driving Trucks – Ademola Omolade (Female Truck Driver) by kalufelix(m): 11:16am On Jun 06, 2023
Make she haul 30tons from lagos to asaba before my final comment..
Crime / Re: I Was Offered ₦71M To Withdraw The Case - Timothy Adegoke's Wife by kalufelix(m): 11:48pm On Jun 05, 2023
Moral of the story: Fear igbos..
Romance / Re: You Were Sleeping And Saw This At Night, What Would You Do (photo) ? by kalufelix(m): 11:34pm On Jun 04, 2023
Will shout a very loud blood of jesus that'l wake the whole estate..while i japa with gear 16 turbo...local man cannot can in these sort of situations..

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Romance / Re: Sweden Declares Sex as Sports, host Competition by kalufelix(m): 6:32pm On Jun 04, 2023
One has to maintain professionalism while playing this sport..let's be guided
Romance / Re: Fornication Can Bring Misfortune by kalufelix(m): 11:57pm On Jun 02, 2023
Carcholce:


I went through all your post I can’t help but laugh at you. I laugh because you have not yet started. The battle has just begun. Be prepared.


The more you realized sex is your problem the more the forces send women to tear your guard down. I have been there. A time will come when things are going fine for you and you are actively fighting to stay away from sex and women, women will come for you and offer you sex freely. From left to right. You’ll be like a gold mine to them. If you are not careful you’ll fall for it and return back to square zero.



This is not about prayers. It’s about knowing when it’s happening. The fact you are already aware of this has already made you a target for women’s satisfaction. They will take away this knowledge from you and leave you with nothing. The moment you indulge in the sex with them, all the memories of this knowledge will disappear from you.
Jeez! felt shivers while reading this..whenever i'm on a long abstinence that's when women throw their attention at me from left right and center even complete strangers..how they are able to know a guy with substance amazes me...once you indulge its back to sqr. zero...i believe this is not for everyone though..

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Romance / Re: Fornication Can Bring Misfortune by kalufelix(m): 11:34pm On Jun 02, 2023
change your pussy
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Gbajabiamila Chief Of Staff by kalufelix(m): 3:50pm On Jun 01, 2023
LOL@ 30k earner owning a car...but who go get mind pay a fellow human 30k after 30days of 8-10 hrs of work everyday. nigerians dey suffer walahi..
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Gbajabiamila Chief Of Staff by kalufelix(m): 3:36pm On Jun 01, 2023
tonywonder:


Well I have no problem with fuel subsidy. Tinubu should likewise increase minimum wage in the country.

It's evil for someone earning N30,000 to buy a litre of fuel for N600 except of course, Nigeria has become a nation for the elites.
A 30k earner has no business buying petrol...it affects him indirectly though...logistics might force the prices of food items up cos na ein belle e dey find...
Business / Re: Subsidy Removal In Nigeria: Igniting Competitive Differentiation. by kalufelix(m): 3:18pm On Jun 01, 2023
I see you are rehearsing your project defense..dey play dey blow grammer dey go..ain't nothing like level playing field and competetive differentiation for a perfectly inelastic commodity...oil and gas business is for the rich elites and they have the strongest unions ever...
Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy: Understanding The Situation Like A Primary 5 Pupil. A Must Read. by kalufelix(m): 12:25pm On Jun 01, 2023
So the government wants to fight the marketers while using the masses as collateral damage...its not as if there's stable power or salaries are going to increase...
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Is Actually The President Of This Country And Not Bola Ahmed (PHOTO) by kalufelix(m): 11:29pm On May 31, 2023
Seems the abia state curse has been transfferd to nigeria...
Politics / Re: Official Portrait Of Ebonyi Governor Nwifuru That Got People Talking by kalufelix(m): 8:58pm On May 31, 2023
State of the nation..
Crime / Re: Adegoke's Murder: Hotel Receptionist, Adesola Sentenced To 2yrs Imprisonment by kalufelix(m): 4:27pm On May 31, 2023
As the convicts are dying by hanging she too go die by oathing...ogun go wait for am outside cos he cannot enter prison...i suggest 40ft container falling on her the day she leaves prison..
Romance / Re: Sucking vagina Has Landed Me Into Problems by kalufelix(m): 1:06am On May 31, 2023
Childofdoom if say you gather morale commit suicide that year everythin for dey alright by now.. now you come use us dey catch cruise..thunder faya your pri*k ..
Politics / Re: 1 Killed, ‘Auxiliary’ At Large, 78 Members Arrested, During Gun Duel With Police by kalufelix(m): 12:41am On May 31, 2023
Gajagojo:

Omo mummy
Mummy's boy
That is not How They kill people in reality
Who price dey pay be you anything
but man why are you hell bent on disgracing your local government..dude is making some sense and you cant argue with substance..you need to rest...if getting to politicians families was that easy nigerian masses will be serving the justice duly cos they have been murdering us for decades...not even years after their tenure they can afford the most luxirious places in diaspora..even within the country you still have no chance...I understand where you are coming from the world has become more enlighted with a lot of human right protections and all that...if it were in the 80s or even 90s na kanu post humous we go dey calculate by now and nothing go happen..see for this life ehn! ..government and millitary is the 'God' you can feel and touch
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Psychological Tricks You Should Try While Talking by kalufelix(m): 2:07pm On May 30, 2023
Sense making..
Politics / Re: Timothy Adegoke Murder: Court Sentence Adedoyin To Death by kalufelix(m): 1:54pm On May 30, 2023
NOT FOR SALE
Family / Re: I Lost My Dad And This Is Happening, Help. by kalufelix(m): 12:58pm On May 30, 2023
Igbo wahala...
Family / Re: My 4-Year-Old Daughter Keeps Telling Mysterious Stories About Her Past Life by kalufelix(m): 11:51am On May 30, 2023
Ebenezer2021:
rubbish
Wannabe you'v been noticed..now run along and meet your daddy..

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