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PoliticsRe: Yorubas And Hausas Should Be Thankful To Niger Delta by Kalvan: 3:33am On Sep 05, 2015
The SE should stop appropriating the SS.

Yigbos! Leave the SS alone!
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu Interview In America 1999 by Kalvan: 3:24am On Sep 05, 2015
Oshukwu the coward.
PoliticsRe: Listen To Nnamdi Kanu Live From USA by Kalvan: 3:23am On Sep 05, 2015
nochildsplay:
confused yeebhoes using a Yoruba man website to cast their Nonsense

Why are u polluting here with your nonsense ?or youhave forgotten other tribes are here ? Why can't you go and form BiafraLand and Bleep off here? (Question for ibos)

I pitty those one calling themselves IPOB, that fool is seriously achieving his goals by brainwashing his gullible brothers and sister. They are even so eager to listen to any frequesncy the guy jam, Afterall the fool call Biafra a religion, let's assume he's the god of Biafra
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Don't mind the simpletons. Yeegbos, Biafra is a failed project.
PoliticsRe: State Of Illinois,U.S.A recognizes BIAFRA, Declares Remembrance Day. by Kalvan: 3:17am On Sep 05, 2015
HungerBAD:
Laughing like Gowon when he heard that,Ojukwu was boasting he will to Win the Civil War.

This is not only funny, but downright Comical.

So Illinois recognizes Biafra but not the United States? or the UN? that means Syria,Iran, Afghanistan, Haiti, Vietnam and Zimbabwe might even recognize you guys?you guys are improving and going places.

You should try to come to my City, so the little Walmart Store here can give you a letter of recognition, so you can put it online too with the caption WALMART RECOGNIZES BIAFRA.
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PoliticsRe: President Buhari Pictured With His Grandsons by Kalvan: 11:03pm On Sep 04, 2015
The great one. Sai baba.
PoliticsRe: Rumble In SSS As Jonathan’s CSO, Others Vow To Challenge Sack by Kalvan: 9:19pm On Sep 04, 2015
mykemiley:
That name GEJ is stil givin pple sleepless nyt....nawaooooo
Nope! lol.

Sai Buhari!
PoliticsRe: Toktee Wellcome A Baby Girl. by Kalvan: 9:15pm On Sep 04, 2015
Toktee:
Thunder fire you,,don't even go there ok.
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CelebritiesRe: Angela Okorie, Husband And Son Shine In New Photos by Kalvan: 8:41pm On Sep 04, 2015
scarffield:
dat awkard m0ment wen u think u ar makinq a point....and not even 1 like 2 show 4 et!
English please!

Learn how to write, you simpleton.

Failed rebuttal.
CelebritiesRe: Angela Okorie, Husband And Son Shine In New Photos by Kalvan: 8:22pm On Sep 04, 2015
They're yeIbos. Lol!

Disgusting/10
PoliticsRe: Picture Evidence Of CHANGE Under PMB - Cramjones by Kalvan: 8:06pm On Sep 04, 2015
Sai Buhari!
EducationRe: Single Rotor-Helicopter Built By 6 Students Of CRUTECH (photos) by Kalvan: 7:55pm On Sep 04, 2015
Foools!
InvestmentRe: What To Do With 2.5 Million Naira by Kalvan: 7:53pm On Sep 04, 2015
fucklikant101:
Just got back to Nigeria few months ago after 7 years in eastern Europe, I studied there and worked 2 years there and saved up. Now I am in Nigeria, I know 2.5 is very little but at least it is something. What type of business can i start with this?

Pls help a brother out
Nigeria is a failed country;GEJ ruined it. You made a terrible mistake going back.

Accept my sympathy.
InvestmentRe: What To Do With 2.5 Million Naira by Kalvan: 7:47pm On Sep 04, 2015
akudinaobi:
Any email with gmail is scam ,if they wana help they should come up with yahoo email adreess
Mtcheeeew

2.5m abeg put am for !bet9ja on two sure game like baecelona and mancity maybe it will double

Mumu after many years on eastern europe u wan drag space with us

Oh oh
Think real estate ,you can be supply grnite, sharp sand ,iron rod, stainless rail , doors , plaster sand just think real estate
Yeegbo animal. You people are always so jealous.

BiaFRAUDs.
InvestmentRe: What To Do With 2.5 Million Naira by Kalvan: 7:37pm On Sep 04, 2015
darlenese:
Invest in cow business Buhari was just a cattle rearer and today his asset is over 3Om, shocked

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Re tard. Yeeboe wh ore.
InvestmentRe: What To Do With 2.5 Million Naira by Kalvan: 7:36pm On Sep 04, 2015
ZACHIE:
Enhance your PR.
Enter a nightclub and paint the city
Rainbow.
Wake up with 300k and plan
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Idi ot! Only a Yeeboe can be this stu pid.
CrimeRe: 2 Nigerians Arrested Over Ice Imported In Fridges And Jackie Chan-branded DVDs by Kalvan: 5:53pm On Sep 04, 2015
obontami:
Princedebola201
kalvan
ibotic


what do u guys have to say about our south east brother i just get caught in australia
My brother, the yeegbos will not rest until they destroy our image.

Let them go and form their Biafra country.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: The New Face Of Nigerian Politics by Kalvan: 5:28am On Sep 04, 2015
PoliticsRe: Mugabe's Touching Letter To All White Men. (photo). by Kalvan: 5:25am On Sep 04, 2015
This thread gave me cancer.
PoliticsRe: NOW, Lets See Who Is Fooling Who? Buhari Child, Zara Is Paying Over £40,000 / # by Kalvan: 5:21am On Sep 04, 2015
Lol! Pathetic. You wailers get dumber by the hour.
CrimeRe: Godwin Nwaofor Cheated Pensioners Out Of £5m Life Savings In London by Kalvan: 10:13pm On Sep 03, 2015
AnanseK:
The hardworking tribe again?
Check NDLEA records of drug courier arrests.
The criminal is always Okafor or similar and the vigilant dedicated officer always Umar or similar.
Very true. Yiegbos are extremely corrupt.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Osinbajo Declare Assets by Kalvan: 10:08pm On Sep 03, 2015
ShineuEye:
Can Buhari trace his plot of land in Dubai?
Am also trying to trace my plot of land on the moon. Buhari has only N30mil yet his wife can afford N10mil watch.

Who is Buhari trying to fooooool? Who owns that Asokoro lakeside mansion located at number 9, Udo Udoma Street, Asokoro, Abuja?

The N2.1 Billion house below is now my own since Buhari is too ashamed to declare it.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2477249_5a_jpegafd6c8022c8c6d205cc79d39eed3fb2e
Can't you fu cking read?! He declared that! Stu pid fu ck.
EducationRe: FG Approves N400 Million Bailout For Nigerian Students Abroad by Kalvan: 10:05pm On Sep 03, 2015
Yiigbos are pathetic. Look at them insulting Buhari for succeeding where his predecessor has failed. It's common knowledge that the majority of students stranded are Yigbos. Maybe the altruistic Buhari should have left your kinsmen to starve and rot.
CrimeRe: Godwin Nwaofor Cheated Pensioners Out Of £5m Life Savings In London by Kalvan: 7:39pm On Sep 03, 2015
These Yieebos won't rest until they tarnish Nigeria's image.
CelebritiesRe: Photos: AY & Family Holiday In Houston by Kalvan: 10:03am On Sep 03, 2015
Eww lol.
CareerRe: Why I Love Marketing (selling) Jobs by Kalvan:
Ok.

I smell dirty Yigbos.
PoliticsRe: Emulating The Unity Of The Northerners - My Experience. by Kalvan: 1:04am On Sep 02, 2015
BuddahMonk:
At OP to start with you.

Even in remotest part of Igbolland you can never find a man that can't communicate in English.

If those Okadas were to be Igbos I know they must take you you there because this is the route they ply but being a abookii they must have plied that route for 100 times and still can't understand anything there.


If you want to know whether Igbos love themselves visit all the international markets in Nigeria and beyond and see how Igbos help themselves.

There is different between love and suffering and smiling
That explains why you use your fathers for rituals.
PoliticsRe: Emulating The Unity Of The Northerners - My Experience. by Kalvan: 1:02am On Sep 02, 2015
peppyluv02:
I was in the FESTAC area of Lagos to see a friend and we decide to go to a place called 'sweet sensation' to cure my sweet tooth wink. I stopped a bike man who was a northerner and said to him,'take me to sweet sensation,do you know the place?'. He agreed and kept bragging about how much he knows the whole of FESTAC so we stopped the second bike man for my friend,a northerner too but he was honest enough to admit he doesn't know the place but the first guy told him not to worry and just drive behind us.

I don't stay in the town,I visit often but still not familiar with the roads. While we were moving,I noticed we were not on the right direction and then he stopped in front of a bar with a sign post 'BIG FISH' and said,'madam,na here'..... Immediately I said to myself,you are the foolish one for trusting an abok! who only understands 'go,come and money' in English then I said to him 'Ah! No be here o! I no go pay you o!. And he said,'ok,I don remember'. We continued our journey. Now,we have driven for about five minutes and I was certain that the ride was supposed to be less than three minutes so I asked him to stop and my friend stopped behind us. We started shouting and blaming each other,he couldn't understand a word we were saying and we didn't understand him too(I blamed myself for not being fluent in Hausa because I was born and raised in the north). He kept shouting 'I no go again,pay me my money, I carry you go am for 'see sentation'(that was how he pronounced it),you say no be him, walahi! you must pay me. He parked his bike,came down ready for a fight and while all these was happening,the second guy kept quiet. Immediately,a good samaritan,an Igbo guy who was fluent in Hausa passed by and helped us out. He gave them the right direction in Hausa and the same guy who was ready to fight started laughing and asked me to climb the bike as he now knows the road. Well,I had no choice than to go with him.
When we finally got to the place,my friend said to the guy who carried me,'we will only pay you hundred naira which is our actual fare and we don't care about the distance because it was all your fault,he accepted the money while still pleading with us to add something but we refused. We paid the other guy who carried my friend,a hundred and fifty naira for being honest in the first place and patient too.

Then,the second guy did something that surprised I and my friend. He had a hundred and fifty naira,while the other had hundred naira. He brought out twenty naira from his pocket and offered to the guy we gave hundred naira! What! shocked These abok!s love themselves o! shocked I screamed. Especially,the Hausa/Fulanis. They were not even together when we stopped them so,I'm certain they are not related. They are united,they are first northerners before any other. Truth be told,no tribe would have done that. Infact,there is a fifty percent chance that if they were Igbos,the second guy who had a hundred and fifty naira will still charge the guy with a hundred naira extra fifty naira for wasting his time and fuel cheesy. They saw us staring at them and starting laughing,waved and went their separate ways. That's what I call unity and love. smileyWish every tribe will emulate these people. They have one voice and support each other,you hardly see them fight themselves in public and this act is obvious even in politics.

I have northern friends and of course muslims, who support Jonathan but the last thing they will do even on social media is to criticize Buhari or any of their leaders. They can only discuss it with you but not in public. Even in their religion,they have sects but they will never criticize each other unlike the Christians who make mockery of themselves openly especially when other denominations constantly attack the catholic faith. An hajiya in my class once asked me to explain to her why the Christians are not United,why do we have different denominations and I answered, 'just the way you have different sects in Islam and the last time I checked,they don't also agree with each other'. With that,I called it a day and walked out of the class in order to avoid any religious argument.
Yeegbo slut. Why can't you leave the land of the Yorubas alone?!

Please remain in your "Mars" looking South East.
FamilyRe: Bimbo Ayelabola Gives Birth To Quintuplets In London, Gets Let Off £145k Bill by Kalvan: 12:57am On Sep 02, 2015
Hehehe. This thread delivered. cheesy

I score everyone on this thread: 10/10. Everyone apart from you: Mutter;you're a deluded simpleton.
CrimeRe: 3 Nigerians Held In Hyderabad-India For Cheating 2 Men by Kalvan: 12:07am On Sep 02, 2015
eleko1:
sad I'm Igbo from Enugu undecided.I'm not ashamed to say my fellow Igbo pipu are criminal,greediness have becloud their sense of reasoning.I hereby change my surname from chukwudi44 to Bamishile44 undecided
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CrimeRe: 3 Nigerians Held In Hyderabad-India For Cheating 2 Men by Kalvan: 11:55pm On Sep 01, 2015
Onuoha Nnanna Francis, 34, Valentine O Anumaka, 28, and Eze Victor, 35.

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