₦airaland Forum

tupacshakur:
Talking about Fulani-asslicking, the following comes to mind...

Nnamdi Azikiwe, a ceremomial, hand-shaking figure head and Tafawa Balewa's "boy" in the first republic.

Alex Ekwueme, Shagari's vice in the second republic.

Sylvester Ugoh, Tofa's running mate in the aborted third republic.

I can bet my life that you are don't live in the south-east region, just like many of your people out there.

Most likely, na either Lagos, Abuja or Kano you go dey live.

Go to the Fulani states in the North and see a lot of your Igbo folks lickin' Fulani asses to make ends meet. Have you ever wondered what scares a lot of your people out of their enclaves

Idiot!

I love this.

Yeegbos crying again. Everything doesn't have to be about you. Cursed animals!

[quote author=divinehand2003 post=38705199][/quote]If you're legal, no man can deport you. Dumb-dumb.

DrDauda:
FOOL

Truth hurts Lol.

Why are Black people(Nigerians(Yigboes)) always so jealous?

If you want to live in Nigeria, live there;no one is forcing you to leave. Hahaha.

Ferdinandu:
You made the most valid point.How can I spend most of my life being sad and depressed because i feel that I'm making money which obviously I may not live to enjoy .Hell no! I don't need a billion dollars I cannot enjoy in this life .It is better I fight it out here in Nigeria with full freedom .There are more opportunities in Nigeria than you can imagine but only the foresightedand the smart ones sees them.

Then why are so many youths in Nigeria either unemployed or underemployed?
LOl.

Truthpallbearer:
You all UK-based Nigerians should give back to the Nigerian society instead of calling us sour grapes.

Sour grapes. Lol.

Bloody biafrans.

as “26 year old student Okonkwo Daniel Anagor, was caught with 2.810kgs of Tramadol on his way to Dubai, Lawal Monsuru Ademola, 33 year old trader was arrested with 3.310kgs of methamphetamine on his way to South Africa while Ogbonna Donatus Chigozie was caught attempting to smuggle 610 grammes of cocaine to Pakistan. Two other suspects, Okoro Chibueze Augustine and Okpue Ernest Ifeanyi were caught with 2.575kgs and 950 grammes of cocaine from Brazil”.


4/5! Shiorrr!

itsIYKE:
so u uploaded ur pic nd stll comment rubbish?........u won see it comin.....vam n'anya gi

Stop threatening her, you cowardly flat head.

Yeegbos have done worse than this.

People don't "disappear", you gullible simpletons. When will you people think?!

BloodyK11ler:
Hmmm

Most of those criticizing him are from one particular region of Nigeria

The slaves, the wailing wailers. the ones that can not live in their own enclaves, the ones that carry drugs to Asia and Europe. The ones that if they don't come to Lagos, their live is not fulfilled.

The ones that ask for their own country but keep calling another man's state, a no mans land.

The ones that have the largest baby factory industry in the world.

If I say I and you say BO, omo na you sabi

Chukwu Paul, Samuel Chijor (23)


Yeegbos, take it easy. South East monsters.

South East again?! The women don't even look human.

They've been storing nuclear warheads in Germany for years.

This is new and exciting . We need to expel the Biafrans from Nigeria. They drag us back.

Amazing.

Archmage:
when i saw 3d, i was excited, i expected to see some stunning maya and c4d sculpts.. not bad tho... keep it up!

Exactly.

Saao:
Notin we no go hear, 70m na small money abi? He reluctantly approved bcuz they force him abi? He for leave am, hypocrite. U guys want to compare him with uncle, Una forget say Una preach change , what is the differenc now? Uncle jona spend and Una too spend, so where is the change?

You fuc king dimwit. Jonathan spent billions in 2010 for this same independence day celebration. Arrow.

carnegiefan:
National Defence:
[s]Biafra shall maintain a small highly trained, highly mobile professional military of about 50,000.
Citizens of Biafra who attain the voting age of 18 must undergo a compulsory 2 years military training in any of the armed forces; army, air force, or navy. Biafran annual defense budget will be about 2% of the national GDP. In designing the cities, defence and access to defence materials should be considered such that citizen force can quickly access weapons/military facility in times of foreign invasions.

International Relations/ Diplomacy:
Biafra shall maintain a small number of diplomatic missions abroad. In Africa, the missions shall be 12 total in the following countries: (West Africa) Ghana, Cote D'Ivoire, Cameroon. (Southern Africa) SA, Mozambique, Angola. (East Africa) Kenya, Ethiopia. (North Africa) Egypt, Morocco. (Central Africa) Gabon, Congo DRC. Depending on how Nigeria behaved on our way to freedom, we shall decide whether we need an embassy in Abuja. Missions in other countries will be predicated on common sense; eg, Biafra will have only one embassy in the entire former Soviet republics and Eastern Europe -in Moscow, Russia. (North America) Biafra will maintain about three diplomatic missions in the US alone -there are about 2 million Biafrans in the US. (The Middle East) Israel. (Far East) Japan, South Korea, China, Malaysia, and India. South America Brazil. Europe UK, Germany, France, maybe Italy.

Built Environment:
Biafran cities shall be designed to be world class by teams of architects/landscape architects (for cityscapes), urban planners (for layout designs, zoning/planning), civil engineers (for underground drainages and sewer systems), transportation planners and engineers (for modern road/rail/waterways transport systems). The goal of the professionals will be to achieve serenity, peace, sanity, and freshness that nurture the innovative mind.

Healthcare:
Biafra shall develop a world-class health infrastructure that ensures that all Biafrans receive the best health care available worldwide. Biafrans already produces some of the best doctors in Africa, and Biafran doctors are currently in many countries of the world. World renowned doctors/specialists will be encouraged to partner with Biafran doctors/specialists/hospitals and biotech companies to create a holistic robust health care sector. Oversea travels for health care will be rendered irrational because for a fraction of the cost, citizens can get same world class care in Biafraland.

Industry:
This sector is one of the three (the other two being agriculture and commerce) sectors that must provide the constitutionally required employment for all. Biafra will go into production of everything possible, from light industrial materials already being produced in Biafra, to heavy industrial ones such as automobile, aircraft design/production, computer hardware/software, military hardware development, ship building, construction equipment development, agricultural equipment manufacturing. Biafra will seek to develop and participate in technological/innovation competitions abroad as part of strategy to refine skills, discover and nurture talents in the field of manufacturing and industry.

Agriculture:
Biafra will adopt effective strategies by ways of training and adopting best agricultural practices for food and agro-allied sectoral development. Biafran experts will go to Israel, South Africa, US, Malaysia, and Brazil to train and partner with farmers in those countries. This sector is expected to provide jobs at all times for Biafran citizens and residents.

Commerce:
This sector will provide an opportunity for rapid transformation of the Biafran economy because the sector already controls a huge chunk of the economy. All it takes is an ingenious input by a civilized and organized government to infuse it with the necessary international partnerships to boost it. Markets will be transformed to international trading/export centers, while malls will spring up in places of current markets. Flea markets will be designed for international tourists to buy African curios, paintings, and Africa themed movies.

Oil and Gas:
Biafra will gradually phase out export of oil and gas, except exports to strategic friends of Biafra which shall continue or even be expanded. The whole idea of a rapid economic development for Biafra assumes that this sector will be exploited mainly for support to the key sectors of the economy -industry, agriculture, and commerce – as part of the main goal of the economy -jobs for all.
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To be continued...

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tourismlove:
[s]Hi friends,
if after reading through this post, you find out you posses most of these qualities then you might be African or have African roots.Please enjoy reading



1. You don’t play with your food: Africans don’t play with their food; you could get beat up for touching the food of an African.

2. You have more than one mobile sim card: The average African has more than one mobile sim card, this is due to the crappy mobile network providers; the funny thing is that most usually have only one phone which might have slots for as much as 4 sim cards.

3. You don’t likewise play with your sleep: Never wake an African from his or her sleep, you just might end up in a coma.

4. You have a very loud voice: This is a gift from mother nature herself, the ability to shout without stress

5. You have Special Outfits that you wear for Christmas, New Year, and parties, to the church or mosque: Africans always love to look good irrespective of the occasion; we carefully select special clothes and hope nobody else wears it except when it had been agreed.

6. You always love to be noticed: Africans love to be the centre of attention even if it’s in our uncles burial

7. You are very respectful and desire to be equally respected: A word synonymous to Africa is respect. An African is trained to respect their elders or one in a position of authority even to a fault.

8. You get scared easily: Need I say more, it’s in our DNA. You want to have a successful prank, try it on an African.

9. You wish you had super powers: As funny as this may sound, we Africans believe in the supernatural and would love to posses such powers for ourselves.

10. You are very materialistic: The success of an African is measured by how much wealth he or she is able to amass for himself or herself

11. You like free things; as long as you don’t have to pay, its fine by you: From free food, to free wifi, to free ride; and African would never turn down this offer as long as it’s free.

12. You love your life: Safety is paramount in Africa; you don’t mind losing all your properties as long as you don’t lose your life. That’s why you rarely see an African on a roller coaster or close to water.

13. You easily identify with people you aren’t even close with: Africans are very friendly. We easily start up a conversation in a bus, train, cab or plane; even with someone you never met before

14. You believe any bad thing happening to you is as a result of external forces: Most Africans believe that aliens are hindering our success or a certain witch in their village is sitting on their destinies

15. You have a very funny accent: well English is not our mother tongue but we try


I LOVE AFRICA

http://knowaboutnigeria..com.ng/2015/09/welcome-to-africa-15-funny-attributes.html[/s]

I guess I'm white.

alcuin:
Ogun state and cultism these days sha. ...

Yeegbos brought cultism to the SW.

Hmm.

He's not Yeegbo. *Walks out of thread*

Ritchiee:
NOW LOOK AT THESE:
SOYINKA(WINNER) SPITS ON ACHEBE'S HEAD(LOSER).
AWOLOWO(ACHIEVER) SPITS ON AZIKIWE'S HEAD(NON ACHIEVER).
BENJAMIN ADEKUNLE(THE BRAVE) SPITS ON OJUKWU(THE COWARD),THE EFFEMINATE'S HEAD.
TESLIM ALIAS,THE ICJ PRESIDENT SPITS ON WHOSE? HEAD(they don't have anybody)I RUB YOUR FACE WITH THE SPIT,YOU SMELLING CANNIBAL.
SADE ADU(GRAMMY AWARD WINNER)SPITS ON WHOSE? HEAD(they don't have anybody)I RUB THE SPIT ON ALL NL IGBOS FACES AND SAY....CANNIBALS STAY OFF MY MENTION AND GO AND EAT YOUR ROTTEN HUMAN MEATS IN A CORNER WHERE PMB WOULD NOT GRAB YOU...

Lol!

Chei, this boy is too "wikid". Hahaha!

MrkenOkonkwo:
[code][size=24]R.I.P MAMA H.I.D AWOLOWO!
WITHOUT YOUR HUSBAND'S HEART OF KINDNESS, WHERE WOULD MY IGBOE PEOPLE BE? MAYBE IN THE BOOK OF HISTORY. YOUR HUSBAND IS AN EPITOME OF A GOOD AND SELFLESS LEADER WHICH MY TRIBE WILL NEVER GET[/size]

Yeegbo people deserved genocide.

ArodewilliamsT:
Salam alias eggheaders, do you really think everyone is daft, really? I mean you can't even change the way you think and you think you are anonymous? you are muslim+yoruba+write crap+ claim you are in germany because you took a pic in an empty dilapidated plane cabin kept in a museum(we have the pic anyway) and posted it on instagram,where you thought you were safe.

Your ugly bald head really thinks we are stupid?, I'm really stupified at your stupidity.

Shut up, Nwabekeyi(aka customized). Stop using diversion tactics, you filthy yeegbio.

Damn. Worwor Yeegbo babies. Were they swallowing Akpu in the womb?

No more Yeegbos in important positions!

As usual. Yeegbos. Lol!