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Nairaland GeneralRe: Graphics Pics Of The Gas Explosion In Port-harcourt Two Days Ago by Kalvan: 7:36am On Sep 20, 2015
Only in Africa. Lol!

No ambulance?! They look like chopped beef in that pickup.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by Kalvan: 7:26am On Sep 20, 2015
onenaira3:
As a matter of fact, I f2king did and to bring him into this, if I ever find you in this world, best believe your f2king @ss would be seeing your maker that f2king day.

Worthless, starving, savage neanderthal.
https://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/4269527.jpg

Weep some more, flat head. Did you lose your father during the war?
Lol! Serves you right.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by Kalvan: 7:22am On Sep 20, 2015
tupacshakur:
E pain am!

Chest-beating bastard! grin

You wanna find me? Come to Wole Madariola street, Aguda, Surulere, Lagos. That's where I live. Just give me a weekend time and date and I'll be so willing to be your guest.

I swear, I won't kill you but trust me, you won't leave the same way you came.
grin grin grin grin
https://knote.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/140504-obama-correspondents-laugh-8a_29ce0d0e4fbd43b3439320560cbba42f.jpg
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: H.I.D Awolowo Dies At 99 -- TVC Breaking News by Kalvan: 7:20am On Sep 20, 2015
Yeegbos, who was the wife of Zik?!

It seems no one knows. Lol! grin


Yeegbos, blame Oshukwu for your starvation. Lol!
ProgrammingRe: Nigerians To Represent Africa At The Hacker Olympics by Kalvan: 4:12am On Sep 19, 2015
slightlyMad:
in 2003, he was studying elect/elect in ilorin
i started coding in 2001 and has been what i do all my life and i still believe i am not fit enough to compete. lolz
People learn at different rates. It may take you over ten years to achieve a certain level of competence, while it takes them less time to achieve the same level of competence.

On a positive note--you obviously don't suffer from the Dunning-Kruger effect.
PoliticsRe: Soe To Quit Nairaland By Midnight by Kalvan: 2:47am On Sep 18, 2015
Can the Yigbo,subhuman posters also quit?!
CrimeRe: Man, 35, Hangs Self Over N25,000 Bank Loan In Abuja by Kalvan: 2:42am On Sep 18, 2015
Poor Lad.

Death is on everyone's bill. I wish he was Ibo though;they need to die.
CrimeRe: Man, 35, Hangs Self Over N25,000 Bank Loan In Abuja by Kalvan: 2:39am On Sep 18, 2015
Houseofglam7:
He hung himself coz of 25 thousand quids?
His corpse should be shot in the head as well!
I can't help but feel no pity for people who commit suicide!!!
Re tard. Only Black people(Yigbos) will mock a man that was obviously depressed.
I hope you suffer a more gory death. I will spit on your corpse wh ore.
PoliticsRe: Apology Latter To The Igbos From South Southerns by Kalvan: 7:31am On Sep 17, 2015
mightyhaze:
;Dlol! U jst regained consciousness? E kpele o. Dat blow was too potent,it put u 2 sleep for dayz.d next one will splinter ur conehead
Unlike you, I have a job and a life.
PoliticsRe: Apology Latter To The Igbos From South Southerns by Kalvan: 6:39pm On Sep 16, 2015
mightyhaze:
shut up dat rotten ewedu orifice. Every part of nigeria for all nigerians.let dat permeate ur thick skull.
Hehehe. Omo Yigbo, keep on crying.
PoliticsRe: Is This True About Igbos.... I Have Been Lauging So Hard. by Kalvan: 10:46am On Sep 12, 2015
exxell:
Are you a basstard? Phoool.... Never you in your miserable life insult the Igbo race again. This thread was just a joke.
"Igbo Race"?

Pathetic Yeegbos. HAHAHAHA!

PoliticsRe: Photo: Nnamdi Kanu Enjoys Himself In London & Wants Igbos Die For Radio Biafra by Kalvan: 8:31am On Sep 12, 2015
Just like Ojukwu. While the Igbos were dying and starving, Ojukwu was attending champagne parties in Abidjan.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/03/ojukwu-sexcapades-of-the-biafran-leader/
PoliticsRe: Is This True About Igbos.... I Have Been Lauging So Hard. by Kalvan: 8:23am On Sep 12, 2015
exxell:
An igbo man had an accident wit his new BMW X6. He called a police officer and said "This man just came smashed off the door of my BMW! My 6 Million car is now condemned" The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, "U igbo's like money too much, u didn't even realize that your hand has been cut off." The Igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: "Chinekeme!!! Where is my Rolex Watch"?
grin grin grin
An Igbo man can kill his mother for money.
PoliticsIgbos! If You Hate Nigeria So Much, Why Don't You Leave?! by Kalvan(op): 8:19am On Sep 12, 2015
If you feel so marginalized in Nigeria, please leave. Conduct a referendum and leave! You have been moaning since the 1970s, and it's pathetic;it's not that hard to legally secede from a country. Scotland had a referendum last year, and it went smoothly. However, there is one little caveat;you can't take unwilling members of the SS with you. The Ikwerres are not Yeegbo, so forget Rivers state, forget Bayelsa, forget Akwa Ibom. In conclusion, stop ranting behind computers(Nnamdi Kanu) and grow some testicles.

CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests 'notorious Drug Baron' With Cocaine At Lagos Airport by Kalvan: 7:53am On Sep 12, 2015
Biafra will be built with drugmoney. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Apology Latter To The Igbos From South Southerns by Kalvan: 7:50am On Sep 12, 2015
mrvitalis:
Thanks
You are very welcome. smiley
PoliticsRe: Apology Latter To The Igbos From South Southerns by Kalvan: 7:49am On Sep 12, 2015
tonychristopher:
Which one be tribes again ...I told you Igbo

We have Igbo in
Edo
Delta
Rivers and some parts or akwa ibom
Even cross river the former governor was Igbo...his name is liyel imoke

Ss is nothing without Igbo

Take it or leave it


Then we have Igbo in Benue
Lay off the PCP, lunatic.
PoliticsRe: Apology Latter To The Igbos From South Southerns by Kalvan: 7:47am On Sep 12, 2015
mrvitalis:
Is stay in Port Harcourt and I tell u.... ... .. the ijaws don't like us the igbos. ....
Then go back to the South East. Leave my ancestral land, you filthy Yeegbo.
CrimeRe: EFCC Impostor Caught Taking N.5m To “kill” A Fraud Case (pictured) by Kalvan: 7:44am On Sep 12, 2015
Another BiaFRAUDSTER.
PoliticsRe: Develop Niger-delta Or They Wont Be Peace Ex-militants Tell Buhari by Kalvan: 5:27am On Sep 12, 2015
Calm down my Niger-delta brothers;no need to cry. Leave the crying and wailing for the yeegbos.
Car TalkRe: Guy In Lekki Lagos Designed This Car... (pictures) by Kalvan: 9:46pm On Sep 11, 2015
Christianity EtcRe: Sheikh Adam Idoko Kidnapped in Enugu by Kalvan: 9:40pm On Sep 11, 2015
opiaoku:
kill the bastard already cheesy
Kill an innocent man? You biaFRAUDSTERS are extremely obtuse.
Christianity EtcRe: Sheikh Adam Idoko Kidnapped in Enugu by Kalvan: 9:38pm On Sep 11, 2015
Yeegbos are blood thirsty monsters.
Christianity EtcRe: Sheikh Adam Idoko Kidnapped in Enugu by Kalvan: 9:37pm On Sep 11, 2015
These BiaFRAUDSTERS should take it easy.
FamilyRe: Fire Kills Family Of Seven In Lagos Apartment by Kalvan: 8:53am On Sep 10, 2015
XBLadez:
[s][/s]

You see, what u lack for intelligence you make up for stupidity, no wonder Yolloba people still tear their children's face till date. Who's Bloodykiller and how are we related? Egregiously ignorant dingleberry
Stop denying your account, you yeegbo criminal. grin
FamilyRe: Fire Kills Family Of Seven In Lagos Apartment by Kalvan: 8:47am On Sep 10, 2015
XBLadez:
[s][/s]
May thunder fire your mom's left breast! This is Xbladez, not bloody..?? Are u mad or delusional or both? Although, I heard most people from Ibadan have brain problem
BloodyKiller, how many multiple accounts do you have?!

Go and wake up your papa with multiple slide-tackles. Go!
FamilyRe: Fire Kills Family Of Seven In Lagos Apartment by Kalvan: 8:40am On Sep 10, 2015
XBLadez:
[s][/s]

Shut up, bastard! When I said you're a fatherless dunce and your mom is a local village wh.ore I meant it. Your attitude is giving you away. Who logs in to NL very in the morning to mock people's tribe if not brainless bastards from Ibadan zoo like you?
Is that you BloodyKiller?! Stop crying, you local tout.

Don't you have a father to wake up with slide-tackle? Run along before I flay you.
FamilyRe: Fire Kills Family Of Seven In Lagos Apartment by Kalvan: 8:35am On Sep 10, 2015
FatIjeomaOkolie:
Shut da fu.k up you fuvking dunce

where did he mock anyone. Ejjiot
Don't mind that lunatic. He's obviously a crack-head.
FamilyRe: Fire Kills Family Of Seven In Lagos Apartment by Kalvan: 8:33am On Sep 10, 2015
eleko1:
I can see U are still a kiddo.U reason primitively. U're abominably foolish reptile.Bastard
Go and learn how to write and speak proper English. In an Ideal world, a houseboy like yourself won't have the balls to question me.

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