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PoliticsRe: Do You Know The Deputy Governor Of Your State? by Kalvan: 3:06am On Jul 31, 2014
kristylopezz: Are our deputy governors not just figure heads? What is really their job? Just curious!The only deputy governor I see freely performing is Mrs. Joke Orelope-Adefulire of Lagos State. Maybe because I live in Lagos. I don't even know the deputy governor of my state of origin; If its a male or female. Never heard, seen or read of his or her name.

Now people, Who is your deputy governor and how visible is he/she?
Do you know the current Vice President of your country?
PoliticsRe: 40 Suicide Bombers Sneak Into Borno: Civilian JTF Raise Alarm by Kalvan: 3:05am On Jul 31, 2014
It's over .

Nigeria is finished.
PoliticsRe: . by Kalvan: 3:03am On Jul 31, 2014
optimumprimus: 250 million Americans to be relocated to underground Bunker cities as the USA prepares to Annihilate Russia and capture putin .
Ok.
PoliticsRe: Rivers 2015: Wike Has A Message For My Ijaw & Ogoni Brothers by Kalvan: 3:03am On Jul 31, 2014
HopeAtHand: If its made an even contest, Wike would easily win any other candidate..

But my grouse with Wike contesting is simply because he might block my turn..the last thing i want to hear is someone telling me Ikwerres have ruled for 32yrs blah blah and so i cant contest...I will just tumble Rivers State upside down.
grin
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Army To Get New Uniforms by Kalvan: 12:38am On Jul 31, 2014
Why can't the soldiers express their grievances online?! Jonathan and his Gestapo government.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Drops Wife From Washington DC Trip by Kalvan: 12:33am On Jul 31, 2014
Amber10: ……^^^@kalvan, interesting a non mumu like you have a mumu for a president...what do you say for yourself?
That fukboy is not my president. My presidents are Obama and General Buhari(Rtd).
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Lost Its Fight Against Boko Haram - Obama by Kalvan: 11:54pm On Jul 30, 2014
atlwireles: Read thru your crap again, and ask yourself who is devoid of logic undecided You hate hearing the truth about Barack Hussein Obama. Deal with your deaths as a result of gangs, guns and drugs, before trying to lecture anybody. More of you will die a violent in some parts of the United states alone than boko haram carnage in NE Nigeria. Now take your crap to a different moniker. I don't have time for your nonsense.
Shut up mumu. You're talking crap.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Lost Its Fight Against Boko Haram - Obama by Kalvan: 11:53pm On Jul 30, 2014
quid: Ask a relevant question.
Stop thrashing about.
Awwwww, bros never chop.

Don't worry bro, I can paypal some money for you to chop. It's not good to go hungry. grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Lost Its Fight Against Boko Haram - Obama by Kalvan: 11:46pm On Jul 30, 2014
quid: His question is IRRELEVANT to the matter of this thread.
It seems he has run out of ideas.
Answer his question. Omo Ibo.


You don chop today?!
PoliticsRe: Presidency Shared N22.4m To Chibok Parents, Escaped Girls -community by Kalvan: 11:45pm On Jul 30, 2014
Jona, Jona, Goodluck Shonatan.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Lost Its Fight Against Boko Haram - Obama by Kalvan: 11:42pm On Jul 30, 2014
quid: ^^ What are you saying?
Answer his question. Ediot.

Have you eaten today?!
PoliticsRe: As Jonathan Comes To America Next Week by Kalvan: 9:37pm On Jul 30, 2014
AkinEgba: Ok! I remember a few years ago, a Nairalander was killed by gun violence in Chicago. When it hits home, it is a sign that change is needed.

Which Congress? You are one of those moro...nic grin grin Republicans, I guess.
Do you think gun control will stop those guys from buying guns illegally? Illegal guns will always be sold. Gun control will affect normal citizens. I'm a realistic liberal democrat.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Has Lost Its Fight Against Boko Haram - Obama by Kalvan: 8:58pm On Jul 30, 2014
WombRaiders: The bloody bastard of a wh0re is yet to declare ISIS a terrorist organization because he keeps funding, arming and training them.

Obama may God punish you bastard!
How dare you?! Don't insult my president, bloody fool. Ediot.
PoliticsRe: As Jonathan Comes To America Next Week by Kalvan: 8:54pm On Jul 30, 2014
AkinEgba: Hopefully, you do not die by the gun you so much loveundecided undecided
I won't, if congress does what's needed by passing legislation that allows more efficient checks before a gun is sold.
PoliticsRe: As Jonathan Comes To America Next Week by Kalvan: 8:51pm On Jul 30, 2014
AkinEgba: How many people have been shot to death today? #guncontrolonmymind#
I'm against gun control. It goes against my 2nd amendment rights.
PoliticsRe: As Jonathan Comes To America Next Week by Kalvan: 8:50pm On Jul 30, 2014
AkinEgba: shocked shocked shocked shocked
Is it a lie?!
CultureRe: Answers To Common Questions About Igbo People by Kalvan: 8:50pm On Jul 30, 2014
tonychristopher: my dear what do you want me to do? anything igbo gives their fathers errections and theirr mothers wetness of pussyyy? so what do you want me


i feel that they pray to be igbo but nature made them to be observers not partakers. I was at Enugu enjoying my holidays with on point African salad. Admiring the beautiful city on hill top


ndewwo
You mean the famous red earth of Enugu that feels the sting of erosion.

Yeah bro, the red earth is on point. grin
PoliticsRe: As Jonathan Comes To America Next Week by Kalvan: 8:43pm On Jul 30, 2014
AkinEgba: ''Land of the free'' indeed. Is it the same America or another?
Go and ask your father that question.


Omo ale jati jati.
PoliticsRe: As Jonathan Comes To America Next Week by Kalvan: 8:40pm On Jul 30, 2014
The clueless imp has no business in my land of the free.
PoliticsRe: The Link Between HIV And Ebola by Kalvan: 8:37pm On Jul 30, 2014
Hmmm.

Thought provoking.
PoliticsRe: Nasarawa Assembly Asks CJ To Disband Impeachment Panel by Kalvan: 8:34pm On Jul 30, 2014
LOL @ these Jonathan attack dogs.
PoliticsRe: Israel's 11 Main Myths About Gaza, Hamas And War Crimes by Kalvan: 8:33pm On Jul 30, 2014
Only a fool will support Israel.

Put your religious bias away and look at this case objectively. Bloody abrahamic religions.
PoliticsRe: Israel's 11 Main Myths About Gaza, Hamas And War Crimes by Kalvan: 8:30pm On Jul 30, 2014
Dymaco: It marvels me that people will support hamas.
Before you blame isreal, have u ask what the pakistan govt do to control this mess.
Why will this terrorist hide in the means of civilian.
If u are a soldier, what will you do when a armed terroist is being protected nd covered by civilian.
Hamas are cowards.
Pakistan?!



Are you mad?!
Foreign AffairsRe: Woman Strips Unclad To Hug Mandela Statue by Kalvan: 8:18pm On Jul 30, 2014
Damn bro.

More pics please.
PoliticsRe: Suicide Bomber Kills Students In Kano Poly by Kalvan:
I'm Goofluck Jonathan and I condemn this act.

The demons of Boko are obeying their paymaster.
PoliticsRe: I Have Decamped From Apc To Pdp. Apc Is A Failure by Kalvan: 12:25pm On Jul 30, 2014
patrickmuf: Who cares? Anyway your supposed bigass should come handy when next GEJ wants to flex his waist muscles...
HaHa.
HealthRe: Prevention For Ebola Virus by Kalvan: 12:20pm On Jul 30, 2014
tayolove12: Ma guy no need of scared,Ebola virus I get cure my father don teach Me.contact me 08064182132
You're obviously a simpleton.
TravelRe: Ebola: FG Suspends Airline Operations From Liberia, Sierra Leone by Kalvan: 12:17pm On Jul 30, 2014
LOL!!! Jonathan's brain was still loading. What took them so long?
HealthRe: Ebola Cannot Be Contracted By Eating Bush Meat- Yewande Adeshina by Kalvan: 12:14pm On Jul 30, 2014
Look at her sitting there like some intellectual. LOL!!!

Research has been done and it has been determined that the primary carriers of Ebola are Monkeys and Bats. These are considered bush meat in Liberia.
SportsRe: Mikel Defends His World Cup Performance by Kalvan: 11:47am On Jul 30, 2014
He was playing his best? That was his best?

Abeg, Migel orbi, your calling is to sell pure water.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blame Politics, Unemployment For Terrorism Attacks – NOI Polls by Kalvan: 5:53am On Jul 30, 2014
EasternLeopard: Why not say Jona is tired of Patience on bed that is why he kidnapped Cameroon's VP wife.

Excess Amala increases S T U P I D I T Y
What Amala?! Did your mother or wife cook me Amala? Ediot.

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