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PoliticsRe: Emir Of Kano, Sanusi, Visits Jonathan by Kalvan: 3:29am On Jul 24, 2014
Bow down Jonathan.
CelebritiesRe: Top 20 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Grass To Grace Stories: Read & Be Inspired by Kalvan: 2:45am On Jul 24, 2014
jeamie: we all gonna make it cool cool
We're going to make it bro. cool cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 2:30am On Jul 24, 2014
If Buhari is killed, i will personally sever the heads of 100000 ibos.


Allah! *Touches tongue with finger*
PoliticsRe: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 2:28am On Jul 24, 2014
dagentility: Gej shouldn't bother commenting on what happened to the terrorist. He stage managed the whole scene as far as i'm concerned.
Fine Face but empty head.
PoliticsRe: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 2:27am On Jul 24, 2014
bloodykiller: i wish nairaland is like facebook when you can easly trace and eliminate somebody.

some people are really abusing this faceless anonymous forum

imagin someone sitting in his/her ragged chair with his/her rotten and smelly annus and accuse the person of mr President of genocide/terrorism

some people deserve to die honestly
It's your father that deserves to die. Bastard!
EducationRe: Easy Way To Find The Square Of Number Between 1-100 By Heart by Kalvan: 1:38am On Jul 24, 2014
fxjones: hello fellow mathemacians,
just discover this while manipulating numbers, in class

how you quickly find the square of numbers without lifting a finger.

eg find the square of 15?

u can quickly do this without using calc or writing down

just say: 1*1+1 = 2
then find 5*5 = 25
lastly combine them together = 225

example 2

find the square of 25
again: 2*2+2 =6
then 5*5 again = 25
join them together = 625


example 3:

find the square of 75

again you say 7*7+7 = 56
and 5*5 = 25
finally join them together as we did before = 5625

this formula only work for numbers between 1-100 and the last number must end with 5

I will post the formula for other range: keep rocking!
Good job.
RomanceRe: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by Kalvan: 1:36am On Jul 24, 2014
A girl that doesn't have a boyfriend is either ugly or she has a bad attitude.
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Kalvan: 11:24pm On Jul 23, 2014
glitest: Really?...Why is it that dad's are the first to claim their kids whenever the do good, but leave the problem to the mother's, when it they do wrong.
If it were me, I'll get either some warm water with spoge in a bucket or stain cleaner...Then walk to the room and wake up the father to come and clean the mess.

RAWBISH!!
For what?

Abegiii.
FamilyRe: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Kalvan: 9:31pm On Jul 23, 2014
bukatyne: And what is the wife's job?
To cook and clean.
CelebritiesRe: Bottylicious Daniella Okeke Shows Off Toned Figure In New Photo by Kalvan: 9:10pm On Jul 23, 2014
Ewwwwww, how do you even wipe an Ass like that?!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haran Behead Umar Abubakar Of Nigerian Air Force (video) by Kalvan: 7:13am On Jul 23, 2014
Azo: I hope one day you will make use of your faculties to realise this is no islamic act when even muslims get killed. I hope your hatred for islam is not blinding you.. If you have any questions, ask your government and what this has to do with 2015.

>>>>>>out..
ISLAM!!!! Why evils?! Are you the only RELIGION on this Earth?!
RomanceRe: When A Man Loves A Woman.......... by Kalvan: 4:29am On Jul 23, 2014
mstik: your mind is sick. tongue. she simply means her mum is so lucky to have an amazing man as her dad and she simply wishes to find such rarity
Shut up johrrr. What do you know?

I know what she meant.

tongue
EducationRe: Imo State Emerges As The Winner Of NNPC Annual National Quiz Competition 2014 by Kalvan: 3:37am On Jul 23, 2014
So many Igbos in Yimo state.
RomanceRe: When A Man Loves A Woman.......... by Kalvan: 3:35am On Jul 23, 2014
softsparkyy: Nice one . Just the way my dad is in love with my mum. I envy my mum most times.
Ewww. That's wrong on so many levels.
RomanceRe: When A Man Loves A Woman.......... by Kalvan: 3:34am On Jul 23, 2014
Oya wake up, morning don rish.
CultureRe: Who Is The Richest Igbo Man On God's Green Planet? by Kalvan: 1:42am On Jul 23, 2014
All Igbo know how to do is eat Human flesh and uppercut their parents.

Only!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haran Behead Umar Abubakar Of Nigerian Air Force (video) by Kalvan: 12:30am On Jul 23, 2014
Islam, well done ooooo.


*claps*
PoliticsRe: Don't Blame Me For Your Party's Self-Inflicted Woes - Jonathan Tells Buhari by Kalvan: 2:28pm On Jul 22, 2014
JECBOSS: APC remains a Party of Destruction
Your father is the father of destruction.

Bastard.
CelebritiesRe: A Nairalander And Prof Pat Utomi by Kalvan: 2:20pm On Jul 22, 2014
1991 called.


They want their camera back.
PoliticsRe: 11 Parents Of Nigeria's Abducted Girls Die by Kalvan: 2:17pm On Jul 22, 2014
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan.


sad angry angry
PoliticsRe: Southeast Mothers To Meet On‘baby Factory’ by Kalvan: 3:28am On Jul 22, 2014
dozzzybaba: Igbos are the worst set of humans on the surface of the earth. They claim to be billionares yet they sell their babaies in baby factories.

The cost of a one month old ibo baby is two naira fifty kobo.

Igbos have no value for life. They can kill their mother for money rituals. They can sell their baby for money
Na Igbos be that.
PoliticsRe: Enugu Market Explosion: One Feared Dead, Sevearl Injured by Kalvan: 3:19am On Jul 22, 2014
500GP: WHICH SUCCESS? YOU MEAN SELLING OF PIRATED DISC, SECOND HAND WARES..........
grin
CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Most Beautiful Eyes In The World [PHOTOS] by Kalvan: 1:37am On Jul 22, 2014
Coldfeet: Hmmm! mine is beautiful too.
Abeg, go and sit down.
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Arrested At Airport & Released by Kalvan: 11:00am On Jul 21, 2014
okparaugo: Why insult your mum sir ?
I'm not Hibo, so I don't wake my parents up with slide tackle. Hueee. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Arrested At Airport & Released by Kalvan: 10:49am On Jul 21, 2014
okparaugo: Your father got your message
Your mother should have aborted you. Typical Hibo fool.
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Arrested At Airport & Released by Kalvan: 10:35am On Jul 21, 2014
okparaugo: Madam, you have a husband and possibly children.

Go and take care of them. Which married man will like his wife disgracing him this way ?

BBC hard talk abi soft spot.
Shut up fool.

What has she done wrong by speaking out?
CrimeRe: Nigerian In UK Caught In 4 Million Pounds Biggest Education Fraud by Kalvan: 10:10am On Jul 21, 2014
Omexonomy: Thanks my people for making us proud whether in good deeds or bad deeds thank you Yoruba people making us ashame since 1959
But...


Hibos have been commiting most of the crimes in Diaspora. Hueee. grin
CareerRe: Lagos And My Polythene Bag. A MUST Read by Kalvan: 10:04am On Jul 21, 2014
Good stuff .
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili Arrested At Airport & Released by Kalvan: 9:52am On Jul 21, 2014
inteli: This nuisant noise maker should be shot.! Period.!!
It's your mother that should be shot.

Don't you know she(Oby) is a mother? What wrong has she done?

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