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Pets › Re: When Pets Turns Thieves.. by Kalvan: 2:50pm On Jul 26, 2014
What kind of savagery is this?! Why kill the dog, you brain dead MOFOs?!

Some Africans are just certified retards.
Politics › Re: Wives Of Top Nigeria Politicians (pictures) by Kalvan: 2:40pm On Jul 26, 2014
What the hell are these niggas thinking about?! Some of the women on the list are lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Beauty is really in the eye of the beholder.
Education › Re: Weird Facts About Boa Constrictor!!!!!! by Kalvan: 7:41am On Jul 26, 2014
Coldsteel: Nigga,boas don't swallow humans.
Are you deluded?!

Lol!!!! grin
Politics › Re: Serious Fighting In Zaria by Kalvan: 6:40am On Jul 26, 2014
eaglechild: One funny thing these northern Muslims who are protesting seem not to realise is that the Arabs you are carrying placards for look at at you as second class lesser beings.
Same with the Israelis.
Politics › Re: Serious Fighting In Zaria by Kalvan: 11:02pm On Jul 25, 2014
DankemzI: Southerners Asari told you to relocate. Sell your houses & relocate. Barricade the south now lets build the china walls between north & south
No!!!!!

Stupiid Ibo.
Health › Re: Liberian Man With First Ebola Case In Nigeria Is Dead by Kalvan: 3:55pm On Jul 25, 2014
paralysis: oga why you carry this thing enter our land na...*hiss*
rest in pieces
Have some compassion.

That's someone's father.
Health › Re: Top 10 Most Damaging Brain Habits by Kalvan: 4:48am On Jul 25, 2014
euromilion: shocked@op u 4got to include watching porn!!!
That doesn't affect the brain. you fool.
Health › Re: Top 10 Most Damaging Brain Habits by Kalvan: 4:48am On Jul 25, 2014
AdmiralPato: 11. SELF SERVICING
Wut?!
Culture › Re: Gods Of Infidelity: Blind Gods Or What? by Kalvan: 3:55am On Jul 25, 2014
Abeg, there is no god.
Culture › Re: How Many Greek Legends Were Really True by Kalvan: 3:54am On Jul 25, 2014
Amazing.

Next up: the myth, the falsehoods, the bible.

If only I could go back in time and burn that book and its writers.
Nairaland General › Re: Chinese Doctors Bowing Down To A 11 Year Old Boy Who Donated His Organs by Kalvan: 3:52am On Jul 25, 2014
Respect.


Sleep well sweet prince.
Education › Re: Weird Facts About Boa Constrictor!!!!!! by Kalvan: 3:48am On Jul 25, 2014
Ceasar1: [color=#000030]I hate snakes! I hate snakes! I hate Snaaaaaakes! Arrrrrrghhhhh! [/color]
That snake you hate will swallow you.
Sports › Re: Photos: Pro-Palestinians Invade Football Pitch & Attack Israeli Footballers by Kalvan: 9:11pm On Jul 24, 2014
How can anyone support the Jews?! They're killing Children!!!


There is no god.


The Bible is false.


Free Palestine.
Health › Re: Ebola Virus Hits Lagos by Kalvan: 9:06pm On Jul 24, 2014
Quarantine and deport him.


Well done Lagos state Government.
Sports › Re: Photos: Pro-Palestinians Invade Football Pitch & Attack Israeli Footballers by Kalvan: 5:55pm On Jul 24, 2014
ismokeweed: Israel dealing with Gaza. Nice. No race or religion has a monopoly on violence. Gaza has priced, they must pay. Touch not Israel... a nation specially blessed by God. And killing infidels since 10,000 bc.
You're such a fool.

There is no god.
Politics › Re: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 6:26am On Jul 24, 2014
OneNaira6: Don't know what I'm talking about is all the proof anybody need attache by force yoruba.

Travel out of your SW village, you might learn a thing or too and would possibly help you when you want to attache by force to a region you parasit e out of.

You should tell me. Have you killed your next batch of humans, drank their blood for your blood money? Afterall na your people past time? how many times have they caught una doing so this month alone? I lost count after 9.
My People aren't in the SW, you bloody Cretin.
Politics › Re: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 4:57am On Jul 24, 2014
OneNaira6: Bomb Boko Haram detonated and threw his direction was able to bomb off three cars infront of his cars even though they threw that bomb when they cornerned him off according to Buhari. Somehow this magically bomb was able to get everyother cars but somehow missed his own. And despite the fact the bomb missed the "inital" target..Boko Haram boys left the scene with out finishing what they came there for even though they've did quite alot in effort to kill this man (they ramed his car, shot his car, cornered him off and even threw bombs at him according to Buhari). undecided undecided undecided Abeg I think Nollywood is looking for writers, una should go apply or better self, go get a Nollywood director to direct the next scene sha.
Oya madam beke, please bring me my animal dung...It opens the eyes wellu wellu and let's you see Bullsh1t from a mile away
Shut up you Ediot. You don't know shit.
Politics › Re: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 4:48am On Jul 24, 2014
OneNaira6: Another example of an attache @ss not knowing anything about the region he wan attache to. grin grin I won't even tell you want to google sef, it's good to let you give yourself away.

oya come attache yoruba coward.
What are you talking about?!LOL!!!!


Have you drank too much Human blood today?!grin
Politics › Re: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 4:43am On Jul 24, 2014
OneNaira6: How did Biafra get in this conversation again? Typical..by their behavior you know them...you can't even hide it, even if you try. It's obvious as hell na attache by force yoruba/northern coward you be. Actually scratch that, that's even an insult to northerners. the only set of cowards that shield themselves and constantly replicate this type of behavior is the cowards from SW. No doubt in my mind you come from Yorubaland. The poverty, ritualistic, criminalistic den of Nigeria.

Btw: I'm from SS you dumb f00l.
Stop deceiving yourself. cheesy

You're not from the SS. You're from the red earth land known as Yigbo land. Stop denying your people, Ediot, Ediot,Ediot. LOL!!!!
Politics › Re: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 3:56am On Jul 24, 2014
OneNaira6: See this yoruba/northern monkey wey dey attache by force to SS on NL to shield his cowardly @ss. What do your people know beside killing and ritualistism? Blowing unaselves up on daily basis seeking for 40 virgins with your illiterate @sses.
Shouldn't you have shown your loyalty to allah by now? why are you still alive? why is there no bomb on your chest right now? Wetin you still dey on NL for? Abeg go commit suicide already..you are taking up too much breathable air for useful people.
SS will never be part of Biafra.

Cry me a river. LOL!!!!
Politics › Re: Only A Third Of Nigerians Are Poor- Says World Bank by Kalvan: 3:38am On Jul 24, 2014
33% of their population are suffering under poverty and they're celebrating. Lol!!!!
Politics › Re: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 3:32am On Jul 24, 2014
OneNaira6: Why is Jonathan thanking God for Buhari's life?

Buhari have never once came out to condemn the countless killings his people did to others, even when they did those killings because of him losing an election. The only time that man every came out to cry foul on the innocent being murdered up north was when his own fulani people were the causality so why should anybody else feel sorry for him if he came close to death.

Abeg, stop calling God's name in vain GEJ....that is a sin.
Shut up you foolish Yigbo. What do you know other than cannibalism and murder?
Politics › Re: Emir Of Kano, Sanusi, Visits Jonathan by Kalvan: 3:29am On Jul 24, 2014
Bow down Jonathan.
Celebrities › Re: Top 20 Nigerian Celebrities And Their Grass To Grace Stories: Read & Be Inspired by Kalvan: 2:45am On Jul 24, 2014
jeamie: we all gonna make it cool cool
We're going to make it bro. cool cool cool cool
Politics › Re: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 2:30am On Jul 24, 2014
If Buhari is killed, i will personally sever the heads of 100000 ibos.


Allah! *Touches tongue with finger*
Politics › Re: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 2:28am On Jul 24, 2014
dagentility: Gej shouldn't bother commenting on what happened to the terrorist. He stage managed the whole scene as far as i'm concerned.
Fine Face but empty head.
Politics › Re: I Thank God For Sparing Buhari’s Life -jonathan by Kalvan: 2:27am On Jul 24, 2014
bloodykiller: i wish nairaland is like facebook when you can easly trace and eliminate somebody.

some people are really abusing this faceless anonymous forum

imagin someone sitting in his/her ragged chair with his/her rotten and smelly annus and accuse the person of mr President of genocide/terrorism

some people deserve to die honestly
It's your father that deserves to die. Bastard!
Education › Re: Easy Way To Find The Square Of Number Between 1-100 By Heart by Kalvan: 1:38am On Jul 24, 2014
fxjones: hello fellow mathemacians,
just discover this while manipulating numbers, in class

how you quickly find the square of numbers without lifting a finger.

eg find the square of 15?

u can quickly do this without using calc or writing down

just say: 1*1+1 = 2
then find 5*5 = 25
lastly combine them together = 225

example 2

find the square of 25
again: 2*2+2 =6
then 5*5 again = 25
join them together = 625


example 3:

find the square of 75

again you say 7*7+7 = 56
and 5*5 = 25
finally join them together as we did before = 5625

this formula only work for numbers between 1-100 and the last number must end with 5

I will post the formula for other range: keep rocking!
Good job.
Romance › Re: Re: Thread For Girls That Don't Ave A Boy Friend by Kalvan: 1:36am On Jul 24, 2014
A girl that doesn't have a boyfriend is either ugly or she has a bad attitude.

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