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Politics / Re: Bandits Turn Villagers Into Slaves In Katsina - Bashir Kurfi by kalvoken(m): 8:10pm On Aug 24, 2022
It will nevee be well with those holding the nation down, including their supporter.

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Politics / Re: Bandits Turn Villagers Into Slaves In Katsina - Bashir Kurfi by kalvoken(m): 8:10pm On Aug 24, 2022
And chamelon-like old man who boast as the brain behind the calamity of a president wants to takenover from him

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Food / Re: Made This Nsukka Local Delicacy Today! by kalvoken(m): 11:49pm On Aug 22, 2022
Zealoy:
lol nobe that normal beans wey u know o, this one na confirm traditional nsuka native food be this, honestly i don't even know wat that particular type of bean is called in english but i think it's called Akidi in igbo language


Its called fio-fio in English, and agbugbu in igbo, or mgbumgbu in Nsikka.
Travel / Re: Commuters Groan, Businesses Shut As Sango-Ota Road Collapses by kalvoken(m): 9:33am On Aug 19, 2022
But fashola did say that THE ROAD IS NOT AS BAD AS PEOPLE EXAGERATE.

morons.
Politics / Re: Physically Challenged Man Claims He Was Attacked For Supporting Obi (Video) by kalvoken(m): 4:16pm On Aug 18, 2022
madridguy:
What happened to Sarki? Stop deceiving yourself nothing happened to him. Infact I just dey check his WhatsApp status and facebook now. Bring up another lie.


There you lied, if were close to him as you claimed, you should have known what his love for evil got him happend to him. Ever thought of why he's now so ashamed to use his nairaland handle here? He had to create a new moniker.

You don't have to wait till you are the next victim before you call eveil by its name, EVIL.
Politics / Re: Physically Challenged Man Claims He Was Attacked For Supporting Obi (Video) by kalvoken(m): 2:17pm On Aug 18, 2022
madridguy:
grin grin One idiot paid the guy to do the video for some amount to score cheap sympathy for their chief liar candidate.


You remember your guy sarrki? Dude learnt the hardest way. Keep calm, e go reach you soon.

Keep supporting evil, evil shall befall you.

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Politics / Re: Segalink Calls out Michael Morgan And Hundeyin For Cyberbullying And Defamation by kalvoken(m): 8:50am On Aug 18, 2022
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This AMSTEL MALT again.


grin grin grin grin

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Enforcing Curfew Kill 62-Year-Old Enugu Electrician by kalvoken(m): 12:19pm On Aug 08, 2022
Cypress042:
Soldiers killed a 62years old man, which i know would probably be a family man in this harsh economy.

What would be the fate of his people now ? So sad sad


Posterity will judge madam ifeanyi ugwuanyi for not taking development to enugu ezike, rather its detruction. The once sacred land of ezike oba is now floated by the blood its people.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton (1 - 2) On 7th August 2022 by kalvoken(m): 1:22pm On Aug 07, 2022
Chelsea has helped man u by signing cucurella off brighton.

The guy knows how to torment man u

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Sports / Re: Birmingham 2022: Obichukwu Wins Silver In Men's Para-Powerlifting by kalvoken(m): 8:54am On Aug 05, 2022
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So men took part in this tournament?



cheesy grin cheesy grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Not Part Of Buhari Regime; Don’t Blame Him: Oshiomhole by kalvoken(m): 6:14pm On Aug 03, 2022
diadem10:
Simple thing to comprehend for someone who has a brain.

Tinubu didn't rule you or your papa. Rather it's you folks flocking in droves to Tinubu's functional Lagos, instead of holding your uselesssss leaders accountable in the south east.


If you want to judge Tinubu, judge him by his legacies in Lagos which includes, lekki trade zone, BRT, Eko Atlantic, Lekki seaport, first telecom in Nigeria, millennium schools, LASTMA, enormous increase in Lagos revenue despite Obasanjo seizing Lagos allocation for several years etc


Your Peter Obi achieved absolute nothing in his own state. Let Peter Obi tell us what he did in Anambra in relative to how he's gonna improve the country. It's not by making noise and insulting everyone by his urchins.


I guess your papa and mama that tunubu ruled refused to tell you the whole truth on his achievements in lagos state. It was tunubu that nationalised agbero (owo baba yi da). BRT was introduced by fashola, tunubu earnings from lagos cofa is more than the sitting governor.

Ode!
Celebrities / Re: After Giving Him All Styles, He Left Me. I Don’t Think I Can Marry Again – Korra by kalvoken(m): 4:47pm On Aug 03, 2022
casppyjay:
he will enact a law or decree to limit the styles to missionary or u face a jail term or be fine or both if u are found to continuously attempt another style ��

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Celebrities / Re: After Giving Him All Styles, He Left Me. I Don’t Think I Can Marry Again – Korra by kalvoken(m): 4:39pm On Aug 03, 2022
Now she has vowed never to get married again. Guys around her will be so glad.
Celebrities / Re: After Giving Him All Styles, He Left Me. I Don’t Think I Can Marry Again – Korra by kalvoken(m): 4:39pm On Aug 03, 2022
But the husband didn't try at all. How can you divorce your wife 5 days after giving birth.

Haba, its too much na.

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Celebrities / Re: After Giving Him All Styles, He Left Me. I Don’t Think I Can Marry Again – Korra by kalvoken(m): 4:39pm On Aug 03, 2022
So to her own understanding, our mothers and grandmothers were able to keep a good marriage with only sex styles?

Not only tapolyne style, she should have done umbrella style.

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Politics / Re: Fact Check Of Atiku's Interview With Arise TV By The Cable by kalvoken(m): 12:05pm On Jul 31, 2022
Obojuju:
Atiku tried in the interview, at least took the challenge to speak on TV to discuss national issues though it was not a live interview. Peter Obi who does live interviews at any time he is called upon really understand the current economic problems of this country and has got immediate and long term solutions

We are still waiting for Tinubu to take up the challenge by Atiku to come out and sit for 1 hour interview to discuss national issues. I am pretty sure Tinubu will not try to embarrass himself to speak because he has nothing new to offer in the current Nigeria predicament other than political thuggery and heating up the politics with religious sentiments that will soon consume him.


Na presidential debate I dey wait for.
Politics / Re: Fact Check Of Atiku's Interview With Arise TV By The Cable by kalvoken(m): 11:19am On Jul 31, 2022
Tinubu and Atiku are birds of a feather.


Ashawo that's like atiku won't have puna again.



God gave us all head, it's left for you to choose how you use yours.

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Politics / Re: 71% Of Newly Registered Voters Are Youths - INEC by kalvoken(m): 9:59pm On Jul 28, 2022
Obidient and yusuful uouths, not those eating agbado and cassava morning and night.

They aren't fit to even stand under the sun for registration.

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Politics / Re: FG To Take Delivery Of Six Attack Helicopters From Turkey by kalvoken(m): 9:56pm On Jul 28, 2022
On behalf of the boko boys and bandits.


Hellrufire and shityman would have informed them on jow to claim their properties.

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Crime / Re: Photos From The Gunmen Attack On Craneburg Construction Company, Owo by kalvoken(m): 3:54pm On Jul 28, 2022
1Alex:
If e happen for southeast, we shout IPOB.

Now e Don dey happen for southwest, who we suspect?


Reno omo okiri will tell you it's Peter obi.

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Politics / Re: Tee Mac’s Comment That “Tinubu Is 86 Years”, Is Just A Mere Gossip.. by kalvoken(m): 3:26pm On Jul 28, 2022
BluntCrazeMan:
From earlier thread....
(TEE MAC: TINUBU IS MY IN-LAW, HE’S 86, NOT FIT TO RUN NIGERIA.)
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https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/07/28/tee-mac-tinubu-is-my-in-law-hes-86-not-fit-to-run-nigeria/
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The fact that Tee Mac is so close to the Tinubu’s family does not mean anything, and cannot be taken as something to be grabbed upon.
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If anybody wants to use the words of Tee-Mac serious, then a court case should be filed, where Tee-Mac would be summoned to come and prove himself beyond every reasonable doubts that “Tinubu is actually 86-years, and not 70-years..”
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With that officially declared, and the judgement given by the courts, and then dragged legally to its very end, we can now know where we stand.
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Whether Tinubu lied on oath or not.
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So, if the opposition parties are ready to use the Tee-Mac’s statements purposefully, it's up to them to do the needful immediately..
Otherwise, sharing the comments online and on the social-media is totally useless and inconsequential.
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Meanwhile..
I am still waiting for the real Tee-Mac to come out and deny the other comment..
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Omo your way of seeing things beats my imagination. Like seriously?

Is it the opposition that ought to sue tinubu or tinubu that should sue Tee -mac for denting his already "imaaage", that's if he had one any left.

How you young fellas would allow some expired old fellows to be using your heads is still a misery to me. Is that peanut worth your future and that of your yet to be born?

Bleep

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Politics / Re: Tee Mac: Tinubu Is My In-Law, He’s 86, Not Fit To Run Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 9:03am On Jul 28, 2022
Realist12:
and Obi is the best Y'all can present? Obi isn't half as intelligent and accomplished as Tinubu or his mentees . Tinubu's legacies and policies in Lagos can be pointed to and they are still beneficial to the masses. I think it's time we stopped giving Obi with mediocre projects attention and focus on Atiku who happens to be Tinubu's only contender . We all know they are supporting Obi based on tribalism and not competence because they know how his administration went . IPOB has only successfully rebranded the failure Obi and guess what they are ready for the south to lose the ticket to Atiku rather than Tinubu just as they did at the APC primaries.


You guys keep shouting lagos legacy here and there, what did tinubu do in lagos?

That he established thuggery? Or that hr turned lagos to his personal enterprise?


Same way you all were shouting fashola this, Fashola that, till he assumed the mantle, he failed in all the ministry he headed. The same 24hrs steady power light that he was shouting to not be a rocket science, is what they have turned to missile science.


No one is even convincing you to change from voting Tinubu, go on. It's your right.

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Politics / Re: Hunters Discover 320 PVCs In Bayelsa Forest by kalvoken(m): 8:11am On Jul 28, 2022
One would queue to register for v.card and all the time and energy will be dumped in the bush by the evil ones for their selfish reasons.

I don't want to talk about the fund used in printing the card.

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Politics / Re: Hunters Discover 320 PVCs In Bayelsa Forest by kalvoken(m): 8:09am On Jul 28, 2022
You can never read about such news in the north.

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Celebrities / Re: I Don't Regret My Actions - Portable Says After Headies Award Disqualification by kalvoken(m): 4:28pm On Jul 27, 2022
Cypress042:

I don't see any difference between Portable and Reno Omokri.

They say whatever comes to their mind without having a rethink sad


The difference is that the white bearded one is on the run, and always cry wolf when he's confronted. While the uneducated dirty one, with Yello hairs is more man.
Politics / Re: NLC Takes Protest To National Assembly (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 12:59pm On Jul 27, 2022
When are they starting in lagos?

We gatz occupy ojota.

How can a dollar be exchanged for #700, and everyone is keeping quiet.
Politics / Re: Atiku Vs. Obi: How Each Of Them Intend To Fix Nigeria's Power Problem by kalvoken(m): 11:09am On Jul 26, 2022
quentin06:


Hmm and one idiot on this forum said Mikano was established in 1991 and that Atiku wasnt born by then.



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Omo, they are not zombie for no reason
Politics / Re: Atiku Vs. Obi: How Each Of Them Intend To Fix Nigeria's Power Problem by kalvoken(m): 10:56am On Jul 26, 2022
Chiboy419:
All this your nonsense write up can't stop us the sense able youths of Nigeria from voting obi next year
When he was vp for 8 years he was busy stealing Nigerians money forgetting to advice his boss
Na now solution come dey his head ba....
Our mumu don do


Is obi or nothing


Allow them to keep deceiving themselves. Atiku, the sole owner of mikano will fix Nigeria power problems to booster his Generator business or what?

If this people couldn't learn a lesson from buhari, I wonder if it's same maker that made us all.
Politics / Re: 2023: Lagos Voters Almost Hitting 7m – INEC by kalvoken(m): 1:33pm On Jul 25, 2022
ASAPFERG1:
Cant wait for February so that we will use thugs and violence on igbos that election day cool

Seun osewa,
Lalasticlala.
Sports / Re: Buhari Approves Funds For Super Falcons After Protest Over Unpaid Bonus. by kalvoken(m): 11:03pm On Jul 21, 2022
He must have been shocked, abi grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: CAF Awards 2022 by kalvoken(m): 9:26pm On Jul 21, 2022
Thank God tunubu was not invited, fake bigshops would have been hired to come bless the awards.


What tunubu can not forge does not exist

Akerele44:


U don kolo

CAF award how he take concern TINUBU

THIS IGBO/IPOB PEOPLE I NO UNDERSTAND UNA PROBLEM


Same way you zombies would have been asking what concerns fake bishops with unveiling of a bokoharam sponsor, sorry I meant Muslims vice candidate

Dundee united!

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