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PoliticsRe: LASG Empowers 1,700 Students From 19 Skills Acquisition Centres (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 4:55pm On Apr 29, 2025
We know as e dey go.

The yaba governor,

Nigeria dey shame me. Imagine what we are witnessing in 2025, when other countries are taking drastic measures to make the already easy life, more easier for their citizens.

Lol, akpab o said every apc supporters have the right to be poor all their lives.

What a set of leaders.
PoliticsRe: LASG Empowers 1,700 Students From 19 Skills Acquisition Centres (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 4:54pm On Apr 29, 2025
grin

After photo shoots, Obasa will pack everything inside warehouse for election campaign.
PoliticsRe: 'We Arrested Nnamdi Kanu With One Woman In A Hotel' - FG Calls first Witness by kalvoken(m): 3:06pm On Apr 29, 2025
helinues:
Kanu the womanizer .

Akpabio dey learn where Kanu dey

grin cheesy
Zone B.

See as you dey rubbish your principal. So you just confirmed that akpabio did harass Nathuh
PoliticsRe: Videos From Governor Oborevwori's Defection To APC by kalvoken(m): 3:29pm On Apr 28, 2025
Gboom:
He will know the power of the ebooes smiley wink cheesy
Even with the high cost of data, you still waist away online, in the name of tribe card carrying member.

Tiger on Nigeria but a begger offline.
PoliticsRe: Videos From Governor Oborevwori's Defection To APC by kalvoken(m): 3:25pm On Apr 28, 2025
When tulumbu and remi are fone with Nigerians, una go learn lessons

See how lagos state has been turned to family business.

It may be a blessing in disguise tho, then north I know can not stay out of power for a period of time, who knows, the table might finally be shattered.

All man to his father's name
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 6 In Attacks On Adamawa Communities by kalvoken(m): 2:59pm On Apr 17, 2025
helinues:
We have reserved the RIP as it's no longer making any meaning

When the northerners are done killing themselves, they should let us know.

And if they are waiting for the presidency to come and beg them to stop killing themselves, then they are in O.T.O

They can't be forming opposition, trying to undermine any president efforts by killing their own people. I am yet to see any sense in that
See how you are undressing your foolishness in public.

You may think you are doing anyone, but na yourself you dey do.

PoliticsRe: Killings: Enough Is Enough – Northern Traditional Rulers by kalvoken(m): 11:04am On Apr 16, 2025
Yet they are the tools through which the polithiefcians facilitate the killings
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Does Nairaland Need Right Now? by kalvoken(m): 5:46am On Apr 15, 2025
Samogbo1:
Lots of things bruh...

Functional APP.

Strict on cyber-bullies

Strict on tribalists/ethnic profiling

Dislike button

More enlightening hot topics (skill-wise) as it were back in the days before the sudden tsunami on your Database breach.

NL should start competing with other contemporary SM platforms like Twiter.

Easy to navigate ad space/breakdown of procedure

Let me seize this opportunity to appreciate you for this platform, it has been an awesome platform to me (think am addicted to it). Way back 2010 as a 200L student. It has imparted me beyond tertiary education.
Thanks Seun.
Back in year 2010, I couldn't go an hour without visiting nairaland. It was addictive, educational, fun and everything good. You would just hear me burst into laughter at the middle of the night, that was nairaland. It was so interesting that people all over the world were drawn to the app. I can recall HUNGERBAD (may he rest in peace) despite residing serving in the USA, Us army, he was always active on nairaland then, contributing positively.

Then, just as you stated, the management just took a sharp wrong turn towards that 2015 election, it never got any good with the platform. Now the forum is filled with hungry urchins who knows nothing but TRIBE AND RELIGION. Nothing educational about the app anymore

The change should start with your workers. Your system is no different from wht we are experiencing in Nigeria government

Below is a user who has been banned since 5 years ago, and it's still running till 2032, because he dropped commented that's not in accordance with the Muslim laws.

The problem now is that Muslims fellows do leave worse comments on christian topics, yet the system sees no wrong in it. This is exactly what we are facing today with the fulani menace.

PoliticsRe: Chief Magistrate George voluntarily retires over Quasi-Military rule in Rivers by kalvoken(m): 5:31pm On Apr 14, 2025
RichBoy247:
Very good. Let his join Fubara and PDP lawyers and meet us in Court
Zombie, fuk off

PoliticsRe: US State Department Meet With Tinubu In Paris To Discuss Peace In DRC by kalvoken(m): 4:27pm On Apr 11, 2025
LegendHero:
Everybody is in Paris for the France-Nigeria business meeting.
I'm still looking to see the "everyone"

Shaky shaky baba went to france to recharge, una judt manufactured useless picture with a Lebanese man to safe face.

Do you know who a president is? Do you know what it means for a president to be in your country?
If an ordinary special advice to the france president should be in Nigeria, tunubu will cancel any travel plan he may have had, not to mention the president.

Yet, bulaba is shamelessly gallivanting up and down, dragging the office he is occupying. Well, i practically understand, there's a saying "thief no dey lose" reason why you can buy 2025 tesla car for 7 million naira.

Swerve boy, everyone is not mentally deprived as most of you are, so thi k before you spew the trash that your empty skull is producing.

Try not to flare up, I'm never replying you again.
BusinessRe: Top 10 Supermarket Chains By Store Count In Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 6:41am On Apr 04, 2025
seborrhic:
So they are comparing Boku with its mainly kiosk like bread stores with Shoprite massive structures?
So a store with goods value of 20m is equivalent to one with goods and structure value of at least ₦500m?
Funny rating.
Though i kind of understand the game play by OP, he should also know that combination of all those bread kiosks by boku in every streets of Lagos can not equal one justrite store.

Imagine the number of boku shops in dopemu_lagos alone, same thing at egbeda. Even people that retail electrical parts or plumbing materials never open shops in that manner

I suspect someone is just using that means to bury his dividend of demo_crazy.
PoliticsRe: Frequencies And Duration Of President Tinubu's Visits To France (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 5:59am On Apr 04, 2025
Nigerians should just be patient enough till those countries develop fast charger, only then will the old men in power spend less time abroad.
PoliticsRe: Video From Shiites' Protest In Wuse, Abuja by kalvoken(m): 6:48pm On Mar 28, 2025
What a shame.
CrimeRe: I Abducted Late Reverend Father Okechukwu In Kaduna Because I Needed ₦‎200,000 by kalvoken(m): 6:44am On Mar 28, 2025
So what's the essence of withholding the names?
PoliticsRe: Emergency Rule; Nigeria Back On A "Slippery Slope" - Wole Soyinka by kalvoken(m): 11:36am On Mar 25, 2025
I wonder what you people expected from this man, his conscience has been dollarised.
PoliticsRe: Rabiu Kwankwaso Reacts To Declaration Of State Of Emergency In Rivers by kalvoken(m): 6:52am On Mar 21, 2025
Many people are yet to see the real tunubuh. Make una dey watch na.
PoliticsRe: Omokri To El-Rufai: I’ll Buy You A First-Class Ticket If You Can Enter America by kalvoken(m): 5:59am On Feb 13, 2025
Fight between Akpi and Portable.

PoliticsRe: Sowore: Your Bail Condition Is Illegal – Femi Falana Blasts Nigeria Police by kalvoken(m): 7:41am On Jan 28, 2025
IamANigerianMan:
Which brain? He must bring someone to surety him, FALANA does not read entire constitution before he make his assertion, tell me one case he has ever won?
When you grow up and mature to have your own child, would you be glad to show him/her your social media handle?
Do you think you will be a proid parent to do so?


Keep distance from topics that are beyond your ken, it will do you more good.
PoliticsRe: Food Queue Stampedes Not Limited To Nigeria, Happened In US – Minister by kalvoken(m): 7:35am On Jan 01, 2025
😜
PoliticsRe: Food Queue Stampedes Not Limited To Nigeria, Happened In US – Minister by kalvoken(m): 7:35am On Jan 01, 2025
How foolish can this person be?

When it comes to failure, we start competing with western countries, but speak of success anf they will tell you Nigeria can not be compared to these countries
PoliticsRe: Police Deny Killing Hunger Protesters, Demand Amnesty’s Apology by kalvoken(m): 9:19am On Dec 23, 2024
They should hurry up and contract the western media so they can start laundering, sorry i mean RE-BRANDING our image abeg.

Tell us Nigerians that hunger is a thing of the past.

Petrol is now #145 per liter.

Bag of rice now #10,050.

Cement is now #1,950 to a bag.

10mm irom rod is now #720

Cost of electricity is now #30 per unit.

Cooking gas #250 per kg

Kerosene per liter is now #120

A bottle of beer now #150
😜 😜 😜 😜 😜

OMO Guys, we actually got what we ordered. I coild recall many Nigerians yearning for a very strong handed person at the helm of affairs, then buhari arrived
The rest na India movie.

As a civil servant, you gatz work for 6 weeks without taking out penny(not even t. Fare or feeding) for you to purchase a 38kg bag of rice.

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Promises ECOWAS Protection For Mali, Niger, B’faso’s Citizens by kalvoken(m): 6:18pm On Dec 12, 2024
One of basket mouth's jokes
Car TalkRe: Was I Rude Banning My Father From Entering My Car? by kalvoken(m): 5:41pm On Nov 28, 2024
ChizzyBuna:
I love and respect my dad so much
He is old in age but he can still drive

The issue is anytime I'm driving him
Instead of him to relax
He will turn to Conductor every 2 seconds, sometimes he will shout that I'm speeding to fast but I'm not going past 60 kmph


Today I drove him to village and on the way he did the same shouting and telling me to look out for bumps.

This distracts me and makes me lose focus. Out of anger i shouted back at him to keep quiet and allow me drive.
That i have eyes and i can see the bumps

Now i told him that he should never enter my car or unless he will keep quiet and allow me concentrate on my driving.
No talking, he should keep it shut through out the whole journey.

Now he is feeling bad, did i do anything bad??
You better go ask the man for forgiveness, though I suspect this to be a fabricated story.

Always remember that he has come of age, thus, always tend to portray those children behaviors.

You don't know what you have until you loose him. Everyday I wish mine was still with me.

Never you take your parent(s) for joke.
Car TalkRe: Was I Rude Banning My Father From Entering My Car? by kalvoken(m): 5:35pm On Nov 28, 2024
TheChameleon:
You are Igbo... so its expected. grin
You are so pathetic. Why such a bitter life?
Always ruining your life with tribalism
PoliticsRe: Amnesty International: How Nigeria Police Killed 24 #endbadgovernance Protesters by kalvoken(m): 5:15pm On Nov 28, 2024
YeyeGbami:
How many security officers did these so called protesters killed and EAT As dem dey attack police formations, make police fold hands dey look shey?

Una dey protest dey go attack prisons, let’s try to be reasonable for once. Destroyed innocent people bizness, govt properties.

I condemn police brutality and extra judicial killings, but don’t expect the security agents to sitdown and watch so you can turn the country into Libya, sudan etc. No now.
*ATE*

😜 😜 😜 😜 😜
Foreign AffairsRe: Suspects In Israeli Rabbi's Murder Are From Uzbekistan(photos) by kalvoken(m): 4:08pm On Nov 25, 2024
Mille:
I can basically see your numbers and names on your nairaland profile.

Think twice before threatening someone here. I no dey hear abeg and please sir from people mama whenever I decide to take action. Take that as a warning.
Lol, the guilty runneth when no one is chasing.

I put the number there myself, so feel free to call whenever you wish.

Also, don't bother, I'm no related to speed darlington, so my mum can't call na no one.
Foreign AffairsRe: Suspects In Israeli Rabbi's Murder Are From Uzbekistan(photos) by kalvoken(m): 3:32pm On Nov 25, 2024
All you terrorist wannaies, una go meet una waterloo very very soon.

Most of the knifers or lone shooters, they all started just like you, yes you. Even the suicide bombers, they were takijg it to be fun like you are doing now, where are they today?

I dont aks you to change, continue.
Foreign AffairsRe: Suspects In Israeli Rabbi's Murder Are From Uzbekistan(photos) by kalvoken(m): 3:30pm On Nov 25, 2024
Mille:
The man was an IDF soldier and mossad operative. Not a rabbit as claimed
Hand go touch you sooner than you can imagine.
RomanceRe: Soldier Catches Wife Cheating, Feeds Her And Her Lover Cake (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 5:43pm On Nov 23, 2024
I fear women every minute of the day.
PoliticsRe: Ifeanyi Ubah Buried In His Palatial Home In Nnewi (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 6:39am On Nov 23, 2024
TheGoodisboy:
ALL the INFLUENCE and AFFLUENCE,

ALL in TOTALITY just ALL
Packed into that TINY BOX
and BURIED into a DIRTY soil, 😀😀😁😆😆😁

What A LIFE indeed!
If only Akpa abi O and his crew can sit back and reflect on the journey of life. They steal the food meant for us all, hide them for thier generations unborn, while watching us to starve to death.

Here we are, watching one of them, even with all he had stolen, he is no more, but we still dey with our hunger, breathing healthily.

Death does not look account balances or wads stored in the wardrobe.
PoliticsRe: Benue State Governor Approves New Minimum Wage Of ₦‎75,000 For Workers by kalvoken(m): 9:16pm On Nov 20, 2024
JagabanBorgu:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
People who give aid to others don't çry about the price of a bag of rice, that's why u will never see me crying about how much is rice, how much is garri, how much is spaghetti, u can all afford everything and give to others but u are the ones crying about prices of everything, that's a huge irony.
It's obvious you are still a kid, under the parents care(if they are still together). You know nothing about life, keeep keeping on with your druggy lifestyle. I hope before you wake up, it won't be too late for you.
PoliticsRe: Benue State Governor Approves New Minimum Wage Of ₦‎75,000 For Workers by kalvoken(m): 1:39pm On Nov 20, 2024
JagabanBorgu:
Seems everything u need to purchase in ur life is a bag of rice.
When rice was sold for #7000 per bag, not many people could afford it, today u all talk about bag of rice like u ever bought bag of rice when it was #7000.
This is the problem with your kind of person, you rate everyone with your situation of life.

Be it as it may, some problems will never be a problem to some set of people. Till date I still give aids to your kinds and your kindred, ut may come in form of food, school fees, or just something that's pressing to them at the time.

But you will never accept that there's a consequence to whatever decisions you make. Unless I no no sey you contributed to bring this evil upon yourself, I cant be of any help to you.

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