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Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan: Burna Boy Is Losing It Musically by kalvoken(m): 6:38pm On Dec 16, 2021
Ayomi90:

grin even Togo? To think of it, Togo is damn secured.


grin grin grin grin

You are still underestimating how deep Nigeria has gone down, in terms of security, economic and all aspects.
Romance / Re: What's Your Experience Being 'catfished'? by kalvoken(m): 1:16pm On Dec 16, 2021
Divoc19:
Never. I meet a lot of people online but hardly try to see them in real life. Cos am scared smiley


OP, SEE BIG CATFISH HERE O.

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Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan: Burna Boy Is Losing It Musically by kalvoken(m): 1:11pm On Dec 16, 2021
More like buhari saying that united states or China or Togo is loosing it security wise.

grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan: Burna Boy Is Losing It Musically by kalvoken(m): 1:10pm On Dec 16, 2021
grin grin angry angry


Please, whoever that's supplying Cynthia Morgan the weed she's poffing, should not hesitate to supply buhari too.


I can't wait to see him yabbing USA, CHINA, UK AND THE REST.

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Sports / Re: Ramos: I'm Going To Fight To Death For PSG In The Game Against Real Madrid by kalvoken(m): 8:55am On Dec 14, 2021
You go just die for nothing

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Sports / Re: Barca Eliminated From Champions League Group Stage For First Time In 21 Years by kalvoken(m): 11:27pm On Dec 08, 2021
It's bound to happen.

Same way bihari will run mad after his tenure. First ex president to do so

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Barcelona UCL (3 - 0) On 8th December 2021 by kalvoken(m): 10:16pm On Dec 08, 2021
That should be a yellow card to SANE, why would you dribble your fellow human in such manner?

Heartless SANE

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Politics / Re: POS Africa: Governor Nyesom Wike's Plenty Titles (photos) by kalvoken(m): 8:49pm On Dec 08, 2021
African power of power.


POS: still not related.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Zenit Vs Chelsea UCL (3 - 3) On 8th December 2021 by kalvoken(m): 8:17pm On Dec 08, 2021
fourboys:
no need they are going to nations cup,,, liverpool go still win league and champs league,,, u get cheesy cheesy


Mr man stop drinking that Jakarta, it's not good for you

Come to Palm wine

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Sports / Re: Leo Messi Overtakes Pelé For Most Career Goals Scored With 758 by kalvoken(m): 10:05pm On Dec 07, 2021
Faller:
Let's Pretend as if Pessi didn't score a penalty today.

If it was Ronaldo the Midgetonian Bandwagons won't let us hear word.


Pessi for a reason



The Midgetonian Bandwagons have arrived. How was your journey


Messi is gentle, messi is gentle.

If it were to be Ronaldo that took the penalty instead of giving the ball to mbappe to claim his hatrick, the whole nairaland would have gone up in flame. But since it's messi, everyone will pretend like it's no big deal.

Like messi fans like buhari supporters.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Takes Over Yobe Police Station, Set Operational Vehicles Ablaze - SR by kalvoken(m): 2:12pm On Dec 07, 2021
It's a lie. Lair Muhammed already confirmed the war to be over

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Crime / Re: White Lady Cries After Being Scammed By A Fraudster. Photos, Videos. by kalvoken(m): 10:41am On Dec 07, 2021
Am sorry but damn. It's doing me mgbio mgbio.

Like seriously, how does she swallow back those gallons of saliva in her mouth. Bleep.

I hate even those dogs that spit drop anyhow. Yuck!
Family / Re: Why Are Some Married Women So Selfish And Wicked? by kalvoken(m): 12:45am On Dec 07, 2021
Sterope:
In a culture that mandates submission, it is expected he takes care of her family.



So your husband has to take care of your very own family because you are his wife?

Hello, do you have parents, brothers or sisters? Uncle's, aunt and the rest?
How would it seem for your very own brother to think of his wife's family before you guys?
Are you not seeing things?

Career / Re: A Thread For Pipe Fitters And Structural Fitters by kalvoken(m): 3:06pm On Dec 06, 2021
Optimistguy1969:
Unecessary threads ear and dear

Please get out from here and go search for a thread on candies.

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Career / Re: A Thread For Pipe Fitters And Structural Fitters by kalvoken(m): 3:06pm On Dec 06, 2021
Awesome thread. This looks great and interestingly educative.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 7:23pm On Dec 05, 2021
IPIGSRHYPO:

If you want to really break it down -
East coast is 6 hrs
Central time zone like Chicago and the mid west is 7 hrs
Utah is MST and it's 8 hours behind.
West coast is 9 hours
Hawaii is GMT and it's 11 hours behind.
There you have it.


Nicely

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 4:03pm On Dec 05, 2021
yetunsbay:
bro how present come resemble past ?

Not really mocking man u, rather was telling you that chelsea played well again united without goal. Thank God for nwa mba ise aka who gave them the one point. They would have known what it means to well play instead of playing well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 4:01pm On Dec 05, 2021
adebayal:
We need the ball in the net....well it's obvious wanbisakka and Shaw are some of man utd problems

When you mentioned shaw, did you mean Luke shaw?
You don't seem to watch man u matches. Luke shaw, one of the few sensible fellows in man u.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 3:58pm On Dec 05, 2021
yetunsbay:
Playing well always metamorphose to gooooooal


Tell that to Chelsea against man u.
Or maybe Barcelona team.

E go shock you when c.palace will west ham man u today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 3:49pm On Dec 05, 2021
Kingcalls:
Dalot might be that answe of a RB they hv been looking for.... stop playing wissaka

Nwa mba ise aka has been the root cause of united's problems but people no know

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 3:48pm On Dec 05, 2021
Playing well without goal is not well play

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United - (0 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 3:46pm On Dec 05, 2021
IPIGSRHYPO:

US is currently 6 hours behind Nigeria.

Nope some parts are 9 hrs behind while others are 6hrs behind.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Ordered To Demolish His Hotel In Barcelona (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 3:32pm On Dec 05, 2021
michlins:
Omo. How can such massive investments go down. Where were they when he was raising the structure.


Which standard didn't he stick to and why cut corners in such a massive investment


The gods are angry. How can messi laugh while receiving that fraudulent award that should had gone to another person?

Science/Technology / Re: China Carried Out Load Test On New Bridge With 48Trucks, 1680Tonnes Load(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 11:45pm On Dec 04, 2021
Explorers, please we would like to know more details about the bridge. When was it commissioned, commencement of work and how long it took to this stage.


I'm not comparing it to that of 2nd naija bridge o, because ours is longer and stronger than that of China. grin grin grin grin

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Science/Technology / Re: China Carried Out Load Test On New Bridge With 48Trucks, 1680Tonnes Load(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 11:42pm On Dec 04, 2021
Babaken:
What's the insurance covering those goods in case if there's any damage.


Na your goods

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea (3 - 2) On 4th December 2021 by kalvoken(m): 12:00pm On Dec 04, 2021
Albino moyes, you better behave yourself o.
grin grin allow chelsea the three points.


West ham and Bournemouth no dèy use ear hear chelsea. Two crazy teams.
Sports / Re: Lewandowski To Be Named "Best Player In The World" After Losing Ballon D’or by kalvoken(m): 3:36pm On Dec 03, 2021
Damn these yellow skinned folks


So because they needed to cover up their fraud, they had to create a wooden piece as a prize to console Lewandowski after robbing his prize off him.

How come they just created the award this year?
The very season the award was given to Luca modric, it was on the basis that he performed wonder to help Madrid clinch the champions league and also faired well in his country. So, he deserves it more than CR7.

Now it's messi's turn and the narrative suddenly changed. Jorginho as they, claim didn't do any assist nor dribble in both Chelsea's and Italy titles. So Mr dribbler who won carling cup, sorry I meant coper derio and 10 south American countries cup, deserves it best.

It's not normal to argue that of Chelsea's keeper. Na there their APC-ness showed fully. Buhari must be in charge of the award, else e no go be like that.

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Sports / Re: Lewandowski To Be Named "Best Player In The World" After Losing Ballon D’or by kalvoken(m): 3:36pm On Dec 03, 2021
The whites are the king of corruption

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Nigeria's Insecurity: Buhari Doing His Best by kalvoken(m): 11:16pm On Dec 02, 2021
What a pastor


This man follow dey change my mind about religion
Politics / Re: Keyamo: APC Will Win 2023 Presidency Irrespective Of The Zone It Picks Candidate by kalvoken(m): 11:05pm On Dec 02, 2021
Festus kanyamata
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st December 2021 by kalvoken(m): 9:16pm On Dec 01, 2021
The match is been restored
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st December 2021 by kalvoken(m): 8:59pm On Dec 01, 2021
No weapon against our 3 points will prosper.


Blue army

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