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Sports › Re: This Chapter Is Over' - Cristiano Ronaldo Appears To Confirm Al-nassr Exit by kalvoken(m): 2:57pm On May 27, 2025
obembet:
Cristiano Ronaldo has now won the Saudi Pro League Golden Boot for the second season in a row ;

⚽️ 2023/24: 35 goals

⚽️ 2024/25: 25 goals

unlike that dwaf that failed in Psg and MSL. We don't even hear anything about him again grin
Now the sokoto dwarf fans are all blaming gis coach for their very poor run. Same people that were praising the fraud for assembling the over aged former team mates into MLS, so they can work for him as in the days of Barcelona. As they can't keep up with the modern football football they now blame coach

Messi na fraud.
Politics › Re: Tinubu At Two: Where Are The Jobs? by kalvoken(m): 8:54am On May 25, 2025
obonujoker:
Oga where are the jobs??
They are too big to be seen with ordinary eyes.

You need to be zombified first
Jokes Etc › Re: People Who Respond With Memes. by kalvoken(m): 4:16pm On May 21, 2025
Your question be "how is any with in it's right sense, support the government of this day?
Politics › Re: Abeokuta South Lawmaker, Afuape Empowers Entrepreneurs With Tools And Cash (Pics by kalvoken(m): 6:46pm On May 16, 2025
Only to be taken back after the photo shooting.

Security of life and property, basic amenities, but no, they would rathe keep deceiving themselves.
Crime › Re: Police Open Fire On Vehicle During Stop-And-Search, Kill 400-Level Student by kalvoken(m): 6:34pm On May 16, 2025
Under tunubu, remmy and shayo, life has become invaluable.

Earlier this week, men of the Nigeria soldiers were gruesomely slaughtered by the militias of powers that be.

Living in the country this day in time, you have 1000 chance of not seeing the next day.

Helinus and yarimo will tell you that they just want to tarnish the government.
Crime › Re: Police Open Fire On Vehicle During Stop-And-Search, Kill 400-Level Student by kalvoken(m): 6:34pm On May 16, 2025
Hmm

Uniform men trying to finish the people that escaped herdsmen.
Politics › Re: Dangote, BUA To Freeze Cement Price For Government Projects by kalvoken(m): 5:35am On May 16, 2025
grin grin cheesy

BUA collaborating with DANGOTEhuh

😂😂😂😂😂
Politics › Re: Tinubu Can Not Fix Nigeria’s Mismanaged Economy In 24 Months - Oshiomhole by kalvoken(m): 10:52pm On May 13, 2025
grin grin angry grin.
Helinus

Helinus

Helinus

angry grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Burkina Faso Military Accused Of Killing Over 100 Civilians In 'massacre' by kalvoken(m): 1:56pm On May 12, 2025
With all the turmoil in the country, these urchins have been contracted to use the media Media against another country.


How many Burkina faso topics on the front page todayhuh

We have river state under the military, so how is tunubu different from Burkina rulers?

Well, you can day one is working for the people, can same be said about your own?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Burkina Faso Military Accused Of Killing Over 100 Civilians In 'massacre' by kalvoken(m): 1:56pm On May 12, 2025
They just discovered and are solving there problems, unlike one failed state that allowed uneducated foreigners to over-run her and are sending her citizens to the greatest beyond.

Politics › Re: Hunger, Malnutrition Are Destroying Northern Nigeria - Guardian Editorial by kalvoken(m): 6:45am On May 04, 2025
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Helinues you need to see this
It loses its sight in situations like this.

It may be passing through worse case than thise in the story. The thing is just grasping for breath, fighting for crumbs to eat
Politics › Re: Hunger, Malnutrition Are Destroying Northern Nigeria - Guardian Editorial by kalvoken(m):
To most illegitimate beings, the fight for the goid of the nation is a game between Tinubu and obi. It's a game of tribe.

Yet they fail to understand that, tunubu in his lifetime(even if 100 years is to be added to him) will nevee smell poverty again, neither would his families. Likewise Peter obi, no matter the outcome of the game(as you nitwits call it) he will always have more to give to people not to mention him lacking what to eat.

On the other hand, can the smaeg thing be said of you? What's the condition of your immediate family, extended, friends and community? What do does the future hold for you kids?

Everyday you waste your life on nairaland, shouting peter obi from sunrise to sunset, when your phone runs down on power, you would seek for a neighbor where you can charge to return back on nairaland. You can not afford basic things of life, you watch your families suffer year in, year out.

With all your tine waste on social media defending buhari and now Tinubu, did you get to change your apartment? Did your kife become better?
. The stipend they pay for your future, does it cater for your electricity bills?

Today, no one hears about oluomo، he's busy stashing wealth for his generation to come. You na wetin you dey gain?
Dem take poverty swear for you?

Politics › Re: ₦‎71.2 Out Of ₦‎100 Billion Disbursed For Student Loan Diverted – ICPC by kalvoken(m): 5:52pm On May 01, 2025
Omihanifa:
If this is true, then this country is beyond redemption.
Na una type ni dey believe what these evil men are doing.

What do you mean by if it's truehuh
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Wearing President Tinubu's Signature Cap by kalvoken(m): 4:27pm On May 01, 2025
blamingthedevil:
President Tinubu is doing very well . The best President in the history of Nigeria.

"We cannot afford to distort and discontinue these laudable structures of development courageously built by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu like removal of subsidy, local government autonomy, tax reforms, revival of refineries, student loans, establishment of ministry of livestock (to regulate the rearing of Cattle etc), establishment of regional development commissions, electricity reforms, increased GDP and foreign reserves, establishment of over 8,800 new primary healthcare centres across the country, upgrade of existing tertiary institutions.
It is simple. Go And verify, as Mr Peter Obi would fondly say"- Obidents Movement
I cause the day you became a Nigerian.
Romance › Re: Carry Your Bag And Move Out Of Toxic Relationship Now. by kalvoken(m): 9:40am On May 01, 2025
Yet Una go gree for the Toxic Nigeria relationship to end.

North and South should end their toxic cohabitation.
Politics › Re: Okowa Confirms Atiku's Exit From PDP, backs Tinubu for second term by kalvoken(m): 5:02pm On Apr 29, 2025
grin grin

Senseless mofos.

Elections, the only life-time tournament they enjoy playing.
Politics › Re: LASG Empowers 1,700 Students From 19 Skills Acquisition Centres (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 4:55pm On Apr 29, 2025
We know as e dey go.

The yaba governor,

Nigeria dey shame me. Imagine what we are witnessing in 2025, when other countries are taking drastic measures to make the already easy life, more easier for their citizens.

Lol, akpab o said every apc supporters have the right to be poor all their lives.

What a set of leaders.
Politics › Re: LASG Empowers 1,700 Students From 19 Skills Acquisition Centres (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 4:54pm On Apr 29, 2025
grin

After photo shoots, Obasa will pack everything inside warehouse for election campaign.
Politics › Re: 'We Arrested Nnamdi Kanu With One Woman In A Hotel' - FG Calls first Witness by kalvoken(m): 3:06pm On Apr 29, 2025
helinues:
Kanu the womanizer .

Akpabio dey learn where Kanu dey

grin cheesy
Zone B.

See as you dey rubbish your principal. So you just confirmed that akpabio did harass Nathuh
Politics › Re: Videos From Governor Oborevwori's Defection To APC by kalvoken(m): 3:29pm On Apr 28, 2025
Gboom:
He will know the power of the ebooes smiley wink cheesy
Even with the high cost of data, you still waist away online, in the name of tribe card carrying member.

Tiger on Nigeria but a begger offline.
Politics › Re: Videos From Governor Oborevwori's Defection To APC by kalvoken(m): 3:25pm On Apr 28, 2025
When tulumbu and remi are fone with Nigerians, una go learn lessons

See how lagos state has been turned to family business.

It may be a blessing in disguise tho, then north I know can not stay out of power for a period of time, who knows, the table might finally be shattered.

All man to his father's name
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills 6 In Attacks On Adamawa Communities by kalvoken(m): 2:59pm On Apr 17, 2025
helinues:
We have reserved the RIP as it's no longer making any meaning

When the northerners are done killing themselves, they should let us know.

And if they are waiting for the presidency to come and beg them to stop killing themselves, then they are in O.T.O

They can't be forming opposition, trying to undermine any president efforts by killing their own people. I am yet to see any sense in that
See how you are undressing your foolishness in public.

You may think you are doing anyone, but na yourself you dey do.

Politics › Re: Killings: Enough Is Enough – Northern Traditional Rulers by kalvoken(m): 11:04am On Apr 16, 2025
Yet they are the tools through which the polithiefcians facilitate the killings
Nairaland General › Re: What Does Nairaland Need Right Now? by kalvoken(m): 5:46am On Apr 15, 2025
Samogbo1:
Lots of things bruh...

Functional APP.

Strict on cyber-bullies

Strict on tribalists/ethnic profiling

Dislike button

More enlightening hot topics (skill-wise) as it were back in the days before the sudden tsunami on your Database breach.

NL should start competing with other contemporary SM platforms like Twiter.

Easy to navigate ad space/breakdown of procedure

Let me seize this opportunity to appreciate you for this platform, it has been an awesome platform to me (think am addicted to it). Way back 2010 as a 200L student. It has imparted me beyond tertiary education.
Thanks Seun.
Back in year 2010, I couldn't go an hour without visiting nairaland. It was addictive, educational, fun and everything good. You would just hear me burst into laughter at the middle of the night, that was nairaland. It was so interesting that people all over the world were drawn to the app. I can recall HUNGERBAD (may he rest in peace) despite residing serving in the USA, Us army, he was always active on nairaland then, contributing positively.

Then, just as you stated, the management just took a sharp wrong turn towards that 2015 election, it never got any good with the platform. Now the forum is filled with hungry urchins who knows nothing but TRIBE AND RELIGION. Nothing educational about the app anymore

The change should start with your workers. Your system is no different from wht we are experiencing in Nigeria government

Below is a user who has been banned since 5 years ago, and it's still running till 2032, because he dropped commented that's not in accordance with the Muslim laws.

The problem now is that Muslims fellows do leave worse comments on christian topics, yet the system sees no wrong in it. This is exactly what we are facing today with the fulani menace.

Politics › Re: Chief Magistrate George voluntarily retires over Quasi-Military rule in Rivers by kalvoken(m): 5:31pm On Apr 14, 2025
RichBoy247:
Very good. Let his join Fubara and PDP lawyers and meet us in Court
Zombie, fuk off

Politics › Re: US State Department Meet With Tinubu In Paris To Discuss Peace In DRC by kalvoken(m): 4:27pm On Apr 11, 2025
LegendHero:
Everybody is in Paris for the France-Nigeria business meeting.
I'm still looking to see the "everyone"

Shaky shaky baba went to france to recharge, una judt manufactured useless picture with a Lebanese man to safe face.

Do you know who a president is? Do you know what it means for a president to be in your country?
If an ordinary special advice to the france president should be in Nigeria, tunubu will cancel any travel plan he may have had, not to mention the president.

Yet, bulaba is shamelessly gallivanting up and down, dragging the office he is occupying. Well, i practically understand, there's a saying "thief no dey lose" reason why you can buy 2025 tesla car for 7 million naira.

Swerve boy, everyone is not mentally deprived as most of you are, so thi k before you spew the trash that your empty skull is producing.

Try not to flare up, I'm never replying you again.
Business › Re: Top 10 Supermarket Chains By Store Count In Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 6:41am On Apr 04, 2025
seborrhic:
So they are comparing Boku with its mainly kiosk like bread stores with Shoprite massive structures?
So a store with goods value of 20m is equivalent to one with goods and structure value of at least ₦500m?
Funny rating.
Though i kind of understand the game play by OP, he should also know that combination of all those bread kiosks by boku in every streets of Lagos can not equal one justrite store.

Imagine the number of boku shops in dopemu_lagos alone, same thing at egbeda. Even people that retail electrical parts or plumbing materials never open shops in that manner

I suspect someone is just using that means to bury his dividend of demo_crazy.

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