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RomanceRe: Man Caught With A Widow 2 Days After Husband's Burial In Nsukka, Paraded Naked by kalvoken(m): 7:12am On Nov 19, 2024
ekineme:
Some tradition though!, I have read about this tradition in some villages that if a traditional married woman cheats and cook for the husband that the man will fall sick and if the necessary rites are not performed, he will die.

My question is what is the man offence?
Someone cheats and an innocent person dies, does it make sense? Before a lady will cheat on the husband she doesn't give a f**k what happens to the husband so it's an alternative to giving your husband a poison just that this time it's done by the gods
The man only suffers miserable sickness or die in some cases, IF HE IS AWARE THAT THE WIFE IS CHEATING AND REFUSES TO:
*SEND HER AWAY
*CONTINUES EATING MEAL MADE BY HER
*SHARE SAME BED TOGETHER (not even sex)
But, if he is not aware, it's the woman that will suffer madness, terrible sickness or death, unless she confesses.
RomanceRe: Man Caught With A Widow 2 Days After Husband's Burial In Nsukka, Paraded Naked by kalvoken(m): 7:12am On Nov 19, 2024
ekineme:
The tradition of the said village is that if a woman sleeps with anyone aside the husband, she shouldn't cook for the husband, any day the man eat the food prepared by the adulterous wife, he dies. This is the case here,
She cheated on the husband, went ahead and cooked for him, consequently the man died, she then continued with her adulterous life, and got caught.
The man only suffers miserable sickness or die in some cases, IF HE IS AWARE THAT THE WIFE IS CHEATING AND REFUSES TO:
*SEND HER AWAY
*CONTINUES EATING MEAL MADE BY HER
*SHARE SAME BED TOGETHER (not even sex)
But, if he is not aware, it's the woman that will suffer madness, terrible sickness or death, unless she confesses.
RomanceRe: Man Caught With A Widow 2 Days After Husband's Burial In Nsukka, Paraded Naked by kalvoken(m): 7:11am On Nov 19, 2024
spencekat:
All these wicked traditions.It should be the woman who suppose to face the consequences and not the man.
The man only suffers miserable sickness or die in some cases, IF HE IS AWARE THAT THE WIFE IS CHEATING AND REFUSES TO:
*SEND HER AWAY
*CONTINUES EATING MEAL MADE BY HER
*SHARE SAME BED TOGETHER (not even sex)
But, if he is not aware, it's the woman that will suffer madness, terrible sickness or death, unless she confesses.
RomanceRe: Man Caught With A Widow 2 Days After Husband's Burial In Nsukka, Paraded Naked by kalvoken(m): 7:10am On Nov 19, 2024
jerryunit48:
Scary tradition … why should the innocent husband be the one to pay for a crime he knew nothing about ? Well that is tradition
The man only suffers miserable sickness or die in some cases, IF HE IS AWARE THAT THE WIFE IS CHEATING AND REFUSES TO:
*SEND HER AWAY
*CONTINUES EATING MEAL MADE BY HER
*SHARE SAME BED TOGETHER (not even sex)
But, if he is not aware, it's the woman that will suffer madness, terrible sickness or death, unless she confesses.
RomanceRe: Man Caught With A Widow 2 Days After Husband's Burial In Nsukka, Paraded Naked by kalvoken(m): 7:03am On Nov 19, 2024
Sharpsharp00123:
That's a very useless n barbaric culture

Meaning if the husband n wife had issues n d wife wants to get back at d husband, then just cheat then cook for him n he's gone just like that

Stupid culture

That means your life is in d hands of your wife, she can kill u anytime she feels.

That's madness
Pipe low buddy, the person that wrote the story up there coukd not get the full gist.

The full gist is that "If the woman cheats and the HUSBAND IS AWARE, he will die if he should eat the food she prepared, or if they should share same bed together(not necessarily having sex but to sleep on same bed).

So, if the Husband is NOT AWARE, it's the woman that will run mad or suffer a death sentence kind if sickness, till she confesses and the a ritual is performed to cleanse her.

I hope you get the full gist now. Tho, some men become socweak and wouldn't kick the woman out, even when they finds out that she's cheating. thus, making them miserable and a living dead.
CelebritiesRe: P-square: Happy 43rd Birthday To Peter & Paul Okoye by kalvoken(m): 9:00am On Nov 18, 2024
Ebubu8:
Men turning 50s but still dey drag controversy for tiktok with 17 year old peller.

Even their kids are more mature than them.

People that should be diversifying into other fields of human endeavour wan die on top music with upcoming artists.

Talent and creativity often lies with young generation, better rest.
You yourself needs to grow up.

Just wish them well or not, and move on.
PoliticsRe: Ondo Election: Osun, Oyo Our Next Targets – Ganduje On Aiyedatiwa’s Victory by kalvoken(m): 9:06pm On Nov 17, 2024
jattopeter:
I just hope this country will not turn to one Party system, just wish and hope so .
For Where, they are not hiding it again.
tribalism and greediness will never permit Nigeria politicians to practice one party system
TravelRe: Peace Mass Transit Responds To Viral Video After Bus Breakdown In Benue by kalvoken(m): 8:38pm On Nov 16, 2024
yarimo:
criminals hiding in the name of inter state transportation
Speaking from experience.
TravelRe: Peace Mass Transit Responds To Viral Video After Bus Breakdown In Benue by kalvoken(m): 8:37pm On Nov 16, 2024
Proudlyngwa:
Is the mechanic licensed and authorised

Sending a working bus is the right option
Wow, I amazing of you.

So the quality of the mechanics is your major concern than the passengers, who are stranded in the middle of nowhere, exposing them to the insecurity at hand.

I never expected anything more though.
TravelRe: Peace Mass Transit Responds To Viral Video After Bus Breakdown In Benue by kalvoken(m): 6:19am On Nov 16, 2024
yarimo:
All IPOB transporters are criminal minded people Mteeeew, your car broke down and you want passengers to repair it . undecided criminals claiming transporters . The op is trying to make the company look good. This incident happened almost a week now and the passengers contribute the money to repair the bus, now the op is claiming the driver decline and the company sent the money. Linus op we have read the real news since last week if you don't know grin grin grin
If only any of your family member can run a keke business, not to mention real inter state transport.
A kindergarten in forming maturity.

TravelRe: Peace Mass Transit Responds To Viral Video After Bus Breakdown In Benue by kalvoken(m): 6:14am On Nov 16, 2024
Sultty:
what ever happened to sending a new bus to convey the passengers when a bus is faulty?
You mean to send bus from Abuja to benue state or from Enugu to benue state?

Like, that will be quicker than to get a mechanic and do the repair at the said place l, not like it was something difficult to replace that spoilt.
PoliticsRe: Why We Are Making Enugu The Medical Tourism Hub Of Nigeria – Governor Mbah by kalvoken(m): 5:04pm On Nov 13, 2024
TheChameleon:
cheesy

What of Monday mornings?
It's used to farm ewedu and gbegiri, you know that dysentery poop kind of soup. Yeah.
CareerRe: Lady Reveals How She's Earning 40k Per Hour With An Overnight Job (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 3:00pm On Nov 12, 2024
KosiGee:
Stop this nonsense mister, helinues probably makes more money in a week than you’ll make in a month.
Are sure you are mentally okay?
CareerRe: Lady Reveals How She's Earning 40k Per Hour With An Overnight Job (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 2:13pm On Nov 12, 2024
Dignity in Labour, with her conscience intact. Unlike those wretched fools that have loft their thinking to poverty, thus decided to hold everyone else down with them
CareerRe: Lady Reveals How She's Earning 40k Per Hour With An Overnight Job (Photos) by kalvoken(m):
Where as, Helinues (A. K. A) yarimo dey here dey die for 30k per month on top tunubu matter.

Chai, This life no balance.

PoliticsRe: FG Spent ₦‎19 Billion On Presidential Planes In 15 Months – Report by kalvoken(m): 10:02am On Nov 12, 2024
Tellmeastory:
FORUM OF HYPOCRITES.

LIARS AND DECEIVERS.

Not ONE of you HYPOCRITES would reject a Presidential Jet as president of the country.

NEITHER WILL YOU OBJECT if you are told that maintenance of the fleet will cost 8 million dollars over 15 months.

SEE THEM CALLING ''12 BILLION NAIRA'' AS IF THEY ARE CALLING POUND STERLING.

WHAT IS 12 BILLION NAIRA TO MAINTAIN NIGERIAN PRESIDENTIAL JETS OVER I5 MONTHS?

NO, HE IS NOT GOING TO FLY WITH AIR PEACE.

WHEN IT REACHES YOUR FATHER'S TURN TO RULE, LET HIM FLY WITH AIR PEACE OR EVEN USE OKADA.
Okay, now you are done, go ask uncle mike(the neighbor) to give you small salt, you and sister should use it to soak the garri that your dad brought from his brother's place last night.
TravelRe: Man Calls Out Peace Mass Transit After Bus Breaks Down In Benue (photos) by kalvoken(m): 8:04am On Nov 12, 2024
yarimo:
Just thank God you were not kidnap, all this IPOB transporters are something else now undecided
You know, as each day passes, you keep dredging stupidity to a new length.
Foreign AffairsRe: Baltasar Engonga: The Untold Story Of Equatorial Guinea’s Sex Tape Leak by kalvoken(m): 7:59am On Nov 12, 2024
Father has been ruling for 44years.

Son is the vice president.

Nephew intended taking over.


What a country.
PoliticsRe: FG Spent ₦‎19 Billion On Presidential Planes In 15 Months – Report by kalvoken(m): 7:41am On Nov 12, 2024
Tellmeastory:
AND SO WHAT?

The 2nd Niger Bridge cost $2 billion dollars, ie 3.5 TRILLION NAIRA, while a perfectly working 1st Niger bridge sits right next to it.

Is that not ''misplaced priority''?

Abeg make I hear word!

LEFT TO YOU VAGABONDS, the President and his Vice should just be in rags catching KEKE to work and travelling by DONKEY to foreign countries for you to be happy.

Useless things.

Meanwhile let them place ANY ONE OF YOU in that position today, and you will turn BIG MAN OVERNIGHT, forgetting all the nonsense you've been typing here.
You think you are doing anyone, but na yourself you dey do.

One day, Try look yourself on a mirror, see if you are not disappointed in yourself.
PropertiesRe: Man Building A House Came Across Ant Hill And Preserved It by kalvoken(m): 8:05am On Nov 10, 2024
ValCon888:
Ants and termites like to move houses. And when they move you'll never know.
That anthill will eventually become a beer palour for snakes.
Walayi, people wey normal for this platform no plenty.

Beer parlor for snakes grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: What Actually Is The Criteria For Revealing Suspects' Faces By The EFCC? by kalvoken(m): 8:47am On Nov 09, 2024
Prtamol:
Big crime
I see.

How many big crimes have you seen face of those behind it, like ikoyi grave volt? The recent drug ceased at the port, have you heard anything about it again, where are the faces?

Bobrisky prison break, has there been any face released?

The said people that were discovered to be sponsoring terrorism in the country, have you seen any face?

Oga, you better go join the prayer session going on for una country. People that were elected to govern the nation are now asking that we still pray for God to leave heaven and come help us manage the resources he has blessed us with.
CrimeRe: What Actually Is The Criteria For Revealing Suspects' Faces By The EFCC? by kalvoken(m): 8:47am On Nov 09, 2024
grin

I am patiently waiting for Trump's remark about the present Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Court Documents Show Dangote’s Attempt To ‘monopolize’ Petroleum Industry by kalvoken(m): 6:39am On Nov 08, 2024
yarimo:
Dangote should keep his standard Petrol to himself and his family. Importers should continue to import the same Petrol Nigerians have been using for years including dangote himself.
Garbage In Garbage Out, at a time, you should attempt using the mucous in your skull, man. E no go kill you.

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Should Stop Granting Interview by kalvoken(m): 11:05am On Nov 06, 2024
helinues:
Spade spading. You are from South East. How about other regions. Or you think the way you guys will take it is the same others will take it?
Even buhari get sense pass this mumu thing. You are really sick upstairs

Damn, out of the guys submission, the nonsense you typed up there is all you could take from there?

This is a new dimension to foolishness.
PoliticsRe: Released EndBadGovernance protesters (Minors) Arrive Presidential Villa by kalvoken(m): 6:13am On Nov 06, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
The vice president admonished the minors not to allow themselves to be used to perpetrate violence and destroy public and private property.

“Not that they were exonerated from their crime. It is out of his own magnanimity. Most of the instigators of the crime and their children were not involved,” he said.

Those who recruited them to commit the serious crimes should be fished out and prosecuted. I suspect that the local politics in those 2 states, Kano and Kaduna, may have contributed as well. But for the vigilance of the police in apprehending them , their unpatriotic sponsors may have started tagging these suspects as Unknown Arsonists/ Gunmen. Smh

These guys are not innocent and I am sure that they have been well documented in case they waste this second chance magnanimously given them by the President.
"Out of his own magnanimity"


The boko haram sponsor should tell us if his children also joined the 1st October bombing during Goodluck regime, where he sent kabiru sokoto and his gang.

Now table done rotate, he is now preaching common sense. Even FreeStuffsNG and co, does his tell them to pipe low, because their papa is not at the helm of affairs? That shetima, akpabio, wike and tulumbu children are under full protection and secured till generations to come, but they are busy whiling away their life on social media because of 35k.

Tueh!

Christianity EtcRe: How Christians Should Dress Up Their Kids For Halloween (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 9:02am On Nov 03, 2024
The original Halloween

PoliticsRe: Even Underage Children Not Spared From T-Pain’s Wickedness – Atiku Blasts Tinubu by kalvoken(m): 7:42am On Nov 02, 2024
odejimioflagos:
Atiku, you don dey talk like person wey smoke something.

How can you equate the arrest of underage children to a leader demonizing protesters?

Those children are not protesters, they are victims of their parents' misguided ideology.
You are truly ÒDÈ.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Sues CBS Over Kamala Harris Interview by kalvoken(m): 9:37am On Nov 01, 2024
EnlightenedUFO:
Only people like this hateful man can deceive and misinform you about the rapist felon's true intentions in the middle east.

It shocks me that Righteousness2 can use his christian hate to justify Netanyahu's killing of so many women and children in Palestine.

Have we become so numb to hate and killing? And even christians?

But the rapist felon's camp has other plans.

https://www.hostpic.org/images/2411011226100096.jpeg

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/03/19/jared-kushner-calls-gaza-property-valuable-00147817
How a nonentity would use a free mtn data gift, to go online and be spiting venomous insult against someone eho in no way affect his or her life speaks volume of how high stupidity can stretch.


You go think sey you dey do person, na yourself you dey do.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hezbollah Commander Hassan Aqil Caught By IDF Troops Surrenders In His Underwear by kalvoken(m): 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2024
Speak of a REAL country. Unlike across the bridge of nile, where human life is worthless, it played like ludo.

Take a strand of hair from an Israelite and see you generations inherit their wrath.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hezbollah Commander Hassan Aqil Caught By IDF Troops Surrenders In His Underwear by kalvoken(m): 10:04pm On Oct 31, 2024
POV: who is Isreal??

Me: Isreal is sure trusted delivery man. He specializes in delivering terrorists to their judge up heaven
Foreign AffairsRe: MP Mike Amesbury Suspended After Video Appears To Show Him Punching Man by kalvoken(m): 10:59am On Oct 31, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
A Labour Party spokesman said: “Mike Amesbury MP has been assisting Cheshire Police with their inquiries following an incident on Friday night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5uiYTrD8wM?si=rWpJ5mZUcYutS3KM

If it's in Nigeria, by now he will be in the dock answering for his alleged crime.

Eyin ignorant 'team saner climes ', see why Nigeria is far ahead of those countries you hype because of your inferiority complex, unppatriotic actions, poverty,crass ignorance and low self esteem.

As horrible and comdemnable the ill treatment of the Bolt driver by Alex was, he didn't even commit half of this criminal physical assault on his victim yet he was compelled to apologize to Nigerians and his victim, referred to the disciplinary committee of the HOR ( not his political party as downplayed by the the British) then prosecuted by the Nigerian Police even after apologizing. Why ? Because in Nigeria, the law is the law and nobody is above the law!

This British MP is still walking free while their Police claim to still be investigating the beating captured live on a CCTV shocked

God bless Nigeria for ever!
So your point actually is?

Him still walking free, does it mean he wouldn't face the law?
Can you say same of your "beloved government"?

SENSE IS FREE EVERY WHERE, wonder why it's nit affordable to your clan.
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Pays ₦‎740 Million To Retirees by kalvoken(m): 8:28am On Oct 28, 2024
A bit far from the topic, but

HOW COME NO ONE HEARS ABOUT MC OLUOMO AGAINhuh?

Which post is it that has kept him busy off the camera?

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