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Education / Re: 12-Year-Old Dowen College Student Beaten To Death By Cultist Schoolmates (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 11:33am On Dec 01, 2021 |
Who mentioned cult and this kiddo in same sentence? The culprits should be fried to death |
Family / Re: Tijani Adigun Adeagbo: My Dad Is Missing by kalvoken(m): 9:52am On Nov 18, 2021 |
chigoziri2403: Why don't you kids know when to imitate being sensible and when to display your typical brain dead behavior? May God give you brain as he help bringing papa home. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Condoles With Dangote, Dantata Families by kalvoken(m): 7:44am On Nov 18, 2021 |
UAE123: Uturu gbagbuo gi there 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Condoles With Dangote, Dantata Families by kalvoken(m): 5:07am On Nov 18, 2021 |
UAE123: You mean commissioner for condolences 14 Likes |
Crime / Re: EFCC Denies Claims A Diamond Bra Was Found In Diezani Madueke's Apartment by kalvoken(m): 5:03am On Nov 18, 2021 |
Nigeria is deep down, and many forces are fighting tooth and nail to keep her down. Splitting this experiment will go to an extent but we need to go back to drawing board, we as a people need to change and thats where separation comes in, as some are not willing to change for good. |
Family / Re: I Hate Seeing People Succeed Including Family Members by kalvoken(m): 10:06pm On Nov 17, 2021 |
Icouldhave: You don't do it yet, but with time, if you don't STOP YOUR EVIL WAY, you shall metamorphos to that. I pray your family member should have killed you before then. You are no different from a very old man that swore that NONE OF HIS BIOLGICAL CHILDREN WILL BE RICHER THAN HE IS.. I want to be the number one guy. I want to be the giver always 2 Likes |
Health / Re: What Attracts Bed Bugs To Your Home? by kalvoken(m): 1:50pm On Nov 17, 2021 |
Authoreety: Lol, you better do. Did saw it running relay on a man's cloth inside church. Was so confused on whether to tell him ( he will feel embarrassed as others might see him while struggling) or just let him be (other people might as well see it but at least he won't know that anyone did) I had to let the thing continue cruising all over his body. |
Health / Re: What Attracts Bed Bugs To Your Home? by kalvoken(m): 1:28pm On Nov 17, 2021 |
Authoreety: Like the op stated, they can survive multiply in your home for as long as they have STEADY ACCESS TO THEIR ONLY FOOD WHICH IS BLOOD. So to get rid of them, just travel for a couple of months and they will perish naturally. Try this and you can't stop thanking me. 4 Likes |
Business / Re: What Are My Chances If I Sue A Bank For Withholding My 2k? by kalvoken(m): 1:21pm On Nov 17, 2021 |
Abeg, try am first. Who knows, you might win and this would turn all of us millionaires or billions sef, because everyone of us will be taking banks to court and claim damages. Abeg, try and be the first to discover the easiest way to become a millionaire |
Crime / Re: Camila Marodin Orders Fatal Gang Hit On Her Husband In Brazil by kalvoken(m): 11:01am On Nov 16, 2021 |
Fear SOME WOMEN |
Romance / Re: My Brother Is About To Marry My Friend With Benefits!!! by kalvoken(m): 12:48pm On Nov 14, 2021 |
DSC7: And what's the wahala there? Well, to me, the only wahala there is your brother will not be allowing you to visit him, even rarely. Should be around, he wouldn't want to get even a glass of water, father he will call for help. He will always sit where you are to avoid stories. But you see eh, both your brother and the girl must now ASAP. I many people only focusing on you telling your brother, which is very important and I don't blame them. It's because, they know to the girl, it's no big deal, like no issues. But you see on the part of the guy, he will never trust you again. You know as e dey go na. All in all, should your brother end the relationship because of that, he's not yet ripe for marriage. |
Romance / Re: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by kalvoken(m): 3:52pm On Nov 11, 2021 |
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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Some Collation Officers Not Good At Mathematics - INEC by kalvoken(m): 8:16pm On Nov 08, 2021 |
The comedy in naija is depressing |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Cobra I Killed In My Sitting Room Yesterday (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 10:45am On Nov 08, 2021 |
Lucky you 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (3 - 2) On 7th November 2021 by kalvoken(m): 7:09pm On Nov 07, 2021 |
And Liverpool walks alone. Zuma rock with a thunder header Goal. Westhampton 3 vs 1 Liverpool. 5 Likes 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley (1 - 1) On 6th November 2021 by kalvoken(m): 5:31pm On Nov 06, 2021 |
Rosa Barkley Why do most players play rubbish prior to their substitution 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 6th November 2021 by kalvoken(m): 2:35pm On Nov 06, 2021 |
Should David De jea die today, na man city kill am with shots 4 Likes |
Health / Re: Do I Tell Her About The Killer Odor Blowing Out From Her Private Part??? by kalvoken(m): 5:45pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
Ninisun: Are you a he or she? I'm kind of misunderstanding your ' he fingered a patient before me' |
Health / Re: Do I Tell Her About The Killer Odor Blowing Out From Her Private Part??? by kalvoken(m): 4:10pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
MITCHELL96: Can't have my fingers inside such. Nothing will ever bring me near her bro. |
Health / Do I Tell Her About The Killer Odor Blowing Out From Her Private Part??? by kalvoken(m): 2:19pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
I won't have to bore you guys with long epistles. I met this girl within the age bracket of 20 -23 a couple of months ago, when I visiteda friend. We got talking, exchanged numbers and we talked on phone. Opportunity came that I attended a wedding in her state, stone throw from her area. I invited her over. Along the line we got into it. While helping her out with her undies, I perceived a pinch of odor. I just took it to be as a result of an over due undies, so I threw the pant very far away. Ladies and gentlemen, it was by Gods grace that regained my breath when this girl opened her legs. It was as if someone farmented cassava, beans and iced fish for long time. The smell ceased my breath for minutes. Luckily for me there was no light in the hotel when she came, I just managed to wear my cloth. Told her the heat is killing me. She suggested I go take shower, but I made her understand that I only bath with hot/warm water. All this words were coming from me while standing in the passage. I know she noticed something was wrong but didn't know what. Since then I never took her calls till date. One part of me is saying I should tell her, the othe is considering how she will feel about it. So what do you think guys. That could be an infection killing her slowly so.
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Romance / Re: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by kalvoken(m): 1:40pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
emmyluizzz: Haba. Just like that? Same you that asked someone if she doesn't know when one is playing with her. |
Romance / Re: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by kalvoken(m): 1:28pm On Oct 31, 2021 |
emmyluizzz: Your uncle is just oga kpatakpana in apprentice zone. My brother's snore himself. You can only compare him to the type of electricity generators used by welders. The worst of it all is that in a twinkle if an eye, he done fall asleep. 2 Likes |
Food / Re: Can You Eat These Halloween Themed Cupcakes? (pics) by kalvoken(m): 6:54pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Even if e get body/flesh and still breathing, Buhari go eat them. Any bad thing that man can't do never exists 2 Likes 1 Share |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 30th October, 2021 by kalvoken(m): 6:49pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
tunnex190: He was playing below his standard before the goals |
Celebrities / Re: MC Morris Plans To Relocate To Nigeria Due To High Cost Of Living In Canada by kalvoken(m): 6:46pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Werey never deyed Canada 3 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Nigerian Bar Association Reacts To Raid On Justice Odili's Home by kalvoken(m): 6:41pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
Chukwudozzie: Why are you complicatiissues for the light brained guy na. He will just quench trying to comprehend what you put up there 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 30th October, 2021 by kalvoken(m): 3:56pm On Oct 30, 2021 |
James not contributing anything to today's match |
Politics / Re: CBN Plagiarised eNaira Policy Document From American JLG Website - Gazette by kalvoken(m): 9:52pm On Oct 28, 2021 |
No true nigeria born by its parents will transact this Escam |
Politics / Re: CBN Plagiarised eNaira Policy Document From American JLG Website - Gazette by kalvoken(m): 9:50pm On Oct 28, 2021 |
Wahala no dey finish for nigeria . Is their anything this dummies mounting the seats of affair will ever get right? No normal Nigerian born by his/her papa and mama will transact E-scam. Imagine what scammers are doing with our money in the bank, now you want to take the food to their jaw. I will rather chop the money in a restaurant/bar where those smelly He-goat meat is being sold. Stepping it down with a dead Heineken/budweiser 11 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari Escapes Air Crash As Presidential Jet Develops Fault - Sahara Reporters by kalvoken(m): 7:40pm On Oct 28, 2021 |
dallasi: Thunder strike you there 3 Likes
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