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Education / Re: 12-Year-Old Dowen College Student Beaten To Death By Cultist Schoolmates (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 11:33am On Dec 01, 2021
Who mentioned cult and this kiddo in same sentence?


The culprits should be fried to death
Family / Re: Tijani Adigun Adeagbo: My Dad Is Missing by kalvoken(m): 9:52am On Nov 18, 2021
chigoziri2403:
He would be found ASAP

SKULL HUNTERS KEEP OFF


Why don't you kids know when to imitate being sensible and when to display your typical brain dead behavior?

May God give you brain as he help bringing papa home.

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Condoles With Dangote, Dantata Families by kalvoken(m): 7:44am On Nov 18, 2021
UAE123:
Try to appreciate an individual and not all Nigerians will ever hold the office of the vice president. He moves about without hatred

Uturu gbagbuo gi there

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Condoles With Dangote, Dantata Families by kalvoken(m): 5:07am On Nov 18, 2021
UAE123:
Personally I just like & appreciate this man and the office he represent.

You mean commissioner for condolences

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Crime / Re: EFCC Denies Claims A Diamond Bra Was Found In Diezani Madueke's Apartment by kalvoken(m): 5:03am On Nov 18, 2021
Nigeria is deep down, and many forces are fighting tooth and nail to keep her down.

Splitting this experiment will go to an extent but we need to go back to drawing board, we as a people need to change and thats where separation comes in, as some are not willing to change for good.
Family / Re: I Hate Seeing People Succeed Including Family Members by kalvoken(m): 10:06pm On Nov 17, 2021
Icouldhave:


Lies.


I don't do bad.

Neither do I do evil.


I just want to be the one running everything in my family or any place I find myself


You don't do it yet, but with time, if you don't STOP YOUR EVIL WAY, you shall metamorphos to that.

I pray your family member should have killed you before then. You are no different from a very old man that swore that NONE OF HIS BIOLGICAL CHILDREN WILL BE RICHER THAN HE IS..


I want to be the number one guy.


I want to be the giver always

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Health / Re: What Attracts Bed Bugs To Your Home? by kalvoken(m): 1:50pm On Nov 17, 2021
Authoreety:


LOL... Thank you... Meanwhile,i don't even think it's still a menace this days


Lol, you better do. Did saw it running relay on a man's cloth inside church. Was so confused on whether to tell him ( he will feel embarrassed as others might see him while struggling) or just let him be (other people might as well see it but at least he won't know that anyone did)

I had to let the thing continue cruising all over his body.
Health / Re: What Attracts Bed Bugs To Your Home? by kalvoken(m): 1:28pm On Nov 17, 2021
Authoreety:
So how do we get rid of them incase biko

This chinchi was a menace in our neighborhood back then in the 90s....


Children can share this thing in school like kilode... Op no add that one o


Like the op stated, they can survive multiply in your home for as long as they have STEADY ACCESS TO THEIR ONLY FOOD WHICH IS BLOOD. So to get rid of them, just travel for a couple of months and they will perish naturally.


Try this and you can't stop thanking me.

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Business / Re: What Are My Chances If I Sue A Bank For Withholding My 2k? by kalvoken(m): 1:21pm On Nov 17, 2021
Abeg, try am first. Who knows, you might win and this would turn all of us millionaires or billions sef, because everyone of us will be taking banks to court and claim damages.


Abeg, try and be the first to discover the easiest way to become a millionaire
Crime / Re: Camila Marodin Orders Fatal Gang Hit On Her Husband In Brazil by kalvoken(m): 11:01am On Nov 16, 2021
Fear SOME WOMEN
Romance / Re: My Brother Is About To Marry My Friend With Benefits!!! by kalvoken(m): 12:48pm On Nov 14, 2021
DSC7:



Wahala shocked shocked shocked..

And dem go do introduction by January..


And what's the wahala there?

Well, to me, the only wahala there is your brother will not be allowing you to visit him, even rarely. Should be around, he wouldn't want to get even a glass of water, father he will call for help. He will always sit where you are to avoid stories.

But you see eh, both your brother and the girl must now ASAP. I many people only focusing on you telling your brother, which is very important and I don't blame them.

It's because, they know to the girl, it's no big deal, like no issues. But you see on the part of the guy, he will never trust you again. You know as e dey go na.

All in all, should your brother end the relationship because of that, he's not yet ripe for marriage.
Romance / Re: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by kalvoken(m): 3:52pm On Nov 11, 2021
Radionigeria:
do that again, and i will block you..


This think sey na her WhatsApp status.

Lol.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Some Collation Officers Not Good At Mathematics - INEC by kalvoken(m): 8:16pm On Nov 08, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin


The comedy in naija is depressing
Nairaland / General / Re: The Cobra I Killed In My Sitting Room Yesterday (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 10:45am On Nov 08, 2021
Lucky you

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (3 - 2) On 7th November 2021 by kalvoken(m): 7:09pm On Nov 07, 2021
And Liverpool walks alone.


Zuma rock with a thunder header


Goal.


Westhampton 3 vs 1 Liverpool.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley (1 - 1) On 6th November 2021 by kalvoken(m): 5:31pm On Nov 06, 2021
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Rosa Barkley

Why do most players play rubbish prior to their substitution

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 6th November 2021 by kalvoken(m): 2:35pm On Nov 06, 2021
Should David De jea die today, na man city kill am with shots

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Health / Re: Do I Tell Her About The Killer Odor Blowing Out From Her Private Part??? by kalvoken(m): 5:45pm On Oct 31, 2021
Ninisun:




Was pussy odor jare...I guess he fingered the patient before me.

Are you a he or she?

I'm kind of misunderstanding your ' he fingered a patient before me'
Health / Re: Do I Tell Her About The Killer Odor Blowing Out From Her Private Part??? by kalvoken(m): 4:10pm On Oct 31, 2021
MITCHELL96:
grin grin grin I've witnessed this too, but up till date, wasn't able to tell the girl, I swear down, over a year now, I don't know how to put it that won't hurt her

I know that smell, it smells like soaked crayfish water grin grin

If you want to be Savage ehn, finger her while in the act then use that your finger to rub on her nose, she'll be like "Why's your hand smelling like that lipsrsealed " then tell her " na your Yansh/pussy naaa" grin grin grin if she doubts it which she will, she will excuse you, go to the bathroom and see for herself grin



Can't have my fingers inside such. Nothing will ever bring me near her bro.
Health / Do I Tell Her About The Killer Odor Blowing Out From Her Private Part??? by kalvoken(m): 2:19pm On Oct 31, 2021
I won't have to bore you guys with long epistles.

I met this girl within the age bracket of 20 -23 a couple of months ago, when I visiteda friend. We got talking, exchanged numbers and we talked on phone.

Opportunity came that I attended a wedding in her state, stone throw from her area. I invited her over. Along the line we got into it. While helping her out with her undies, I perceived a pinch of odor. I just took it to be as a result of an over due undies, so I threw the pant very far away.

Ladies and gentlemen, it was by Gods grace that regained my breath when this girl opened her legs. It was as if someone farmented cassava, beans and iced fish for long time. The smell ceased my breath for minutes.

Luckily for me there was no light in the hotel when she came, I just managed to wear my cloth. Told her the heat is killing me. She suggested I go take shower, but I made her understand that I only bath with hot/warm water. All this words were coming from me while standing in the passage. I know she noticed something was wrong but didn't know what. Since then I never took her calls till date.

One part of me is saying I should tell her, the othe is considering how she will feel about it. So what do you think guys. That could be an infection killing her slowly so.

Romance / Re: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by kalvoken(m): 1:40pm On Oct 31, 2021
emmyluizzz:

this shows how st*pid and uneducated you are

so one is free to think about ass on normal week days except on Sunday becos of what exactly


so foolish

Haba. Just like that?

Same you that asked someone if she doesn't know when one is playing with her.
Romance / Re: Mouth Odour, Body Odour & Snoring, Which Can You Manage In A Relationship? by kalvoken(m): 1:28pm On Oct 31, 2021
emmyluizzz:
Snoring


Snoring is a hoarse or harsh sound from nose or mouth that
occurs when breathing is partially obstructed while sleeping.
One of my uncle in Abia state is the oga kpatakpata of snoring
committee in Nigeria. Lol




lalasticlala
lalasticlala


Your uncle is just oga kpatakpana in apprentice zone. My brother's snore himself. You can only compare him to the type of electricity generators used by welders.

The worst of it all is that in a twinkle if an eye, he done fall asleep.

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Food / Re: Can You Eat These Halloween Themed Cupcakes? (pics) by kalvoken(m): 6:54pm On Oct 30, 2021
Even if e get body/flesh and still breathing, Buhari go eat them.

Any bad thing that man can't do never exists

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 30th October, 2021 by kalvoken(m): 6:49pm On Oct 30, 2021
tunnex190:


It is as if he heard you. And he has just done it twice



He was playing below his standard before the goals
Celebrities / Re: MC Morris Plans To Relocate To Nigeria Due To High Cost Of Living In Canada by kalvoken(m): 6:46pm On Oct 30, 2021
Werey never deyed Canada

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Bar Association Reacts To Raid On Justice Odili's Home by kalvoken(m): 6:41pm On Oct 30, 2021
Chukwudozzie:
Read, comprehend, understand. How hard could this be. Reports are pouring in that even the so-called search warrant bore a different address and has no me of the owner of the property, and this was what you could come up with. SMH.



Why are you complicatiissues for the light brained guy na.

He will just quench trying to comprehend what you put up there

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 30th October, 2021 by kalvoken(m): 3:56pm On Oct 30, 2021
James not contributing anything to today's match
Politics / Re: CBN Plagiarised eNaira Policy Document From American JLG Website - Gazette by kalvoken(m): 9:52pm On Oct 28, 2021
No true nigeria born by its parents will transact this Escam
Politics / Re: CBN Plagiarised eNaira Policy Document From American JLG Website - Gazette by kalvoken(m): 9:50pm On Oct 28, 2021
Wahala no dey finish for nigeria . Is their anything this dummies mounting the seats of affair will ever get right?


No normal Nigerian born by his/her papa and mama will transact E-scam. Imagine what scammers are doing with our money in the bank, now you want to take the food to their jaw.

I will rather chop the money in a restaurant/bar where those smelly He-goat meat is being sold. Stepping it down with a dead Heineken/budweiser

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Politics / Re: Buhari Escapes Air Crash As Presidential Jet Develops Fault - Sahara Reporters by kalvoken(m): 7:40pm On Oct 28, 2021
dallasi:


with this can of bile how do you sleep @nite...hatred imbedded in you. Wishing a mortal like you dead because of worldly things?


Thunder strike you there

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