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Crime / Re: Suspected Car Thief Mobbed In Abuja (Video) by kalvoken(m): 3:45pm On Oct 27, 2021
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He got what he deserves


Says something that supports everything evil, oh I see, your anger is that he's a lesser thief to the type you supports.



Ozu udele

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Politics / Re: Ogbonnaya Onu: Nigeria To Produce Drones In Near Future by kalvoken(m): 9:59am On Oct 26, 2021
E no go better for those that did this to nigeria

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Phones / Re: My Ordeal At Computer Village Today. by kalvoken(m): 9:38am On Oct 26, 2021
danieldinho:
Today been the 25th day of oct 2021, I had a terrible and shocking experience at computer village Ikeja. I went for a transaction at my bank around allen junction aromire street, on my way back i got to under bridge looking for a bus going to my direction at the park. As i was abt boarding a bus going to Egebeda i was attacked unconsciously i felt my phone left my pocket and the others held me like a pin b4 i could regain myself phone was gone, and all boys holding me gone too disappearing in the thin air luckily for me my money was intact, the phone is not up to a month, i bought it around oct 8, phone is infinix note 10, the pack and imei are available i dnt know if the phone can be recovered via tracking.

Pleaase folks be careful around computer village ikeja and also be vigilant. Of a truth i was carried away with some thoughts on my head computer village today gave me a shocking early birthday gift two days earlier.


Thus is nothing about computer village, Nigeria in general is dangerous now
Health / Re: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by kalvoken(m): 9:00pm On Oct 25, 2021
grin grin grin


Wahala no dey finish truly.


Oga, if you really want your palms to be soft, just come to my village. We have this special fire that is used in processing palm fruits, it will over soft your palms sef.

No be sey you go put inside o, na just by the side, as if you are roasting corn. When it start making sound (kpo tor kpo tor) your palm Don soft be that)

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Beats Ghana 2-1 On Aggregate In Women's Nations Cup Qualifier. by kalvoken(m): 7:18am On Oct 25, 2021
grin grin cheesy cheesy

Na because nothing dey there.

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Politics / Re: Falz, Others In #EndSARSMemorial Car Procession At Lekki Tollgate (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 10:33am On Oct 20, 2021
Naija police should be arresting the cars na.


Mumu criminal men holding the country standstill

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Several People Killed In Norway 'bow And Arrow Attack', Police Arrests Suspect by kalvoken(m): 9:15pm On Oct 13, 2021
International bandits, buni should be exported to Norway for International terrorism business

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Phones / Re: My Experience Using Tecno, After Using Samsung For 9years. by kalvoken(m): 11:47pm On Oct 12, 2021
wallay77:

Don't know why people like lies...a brand new Samsung 3000mah battery is better than a tecno 500mah battery...I can bet my balls


Lol, hope you are done using the balls because you are about to become ball-less


Due to the features on Samsung phones, the battery drains like gas.

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Politics / Re: FG Secretly Raises Electricity Tariff - LEADERSHIP by kalvoken(m): 11:00am On Oct 12, 2021
Lol, a 3 bedroom bungalow being billed for 95k is nothing short of criminality.

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TV/Movies / Re: Squid Games: Which Of The Games Is The Easiest And Most Difficult? (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:45am On Oct 12, 2021
dfrost:


Yeah, I know. Just that of late he has been posting big money up and down.

I think sey na only me dey notice am

Zimri too has been missing in animal kingdom.

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Sports / Re: The Moment Tyson Fury Knocked Down Wilder In The Final Round (Video) by kalvoken(m): 11:45am On Oct 10, 2021
If only he can help us knock buhari to the other world

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Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufai Welcomes President Buhari To Kaduna State by kalvoken(m): 9:00pm On Oct 08, 2021
osuofia2:
We love you baba Buhari


Uturu

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Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufai Welcomes President Buhari To Kaduna State by kalvoken(m): 9:00pm On Oct 08, 2021
Congratulations to New castle

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Politics / Re: Chiwetalu Agu: Army Release Statement On Why Nollywood Actor Was Arrested by kalvoken(m): 8:40am On Oct 08, 2021
CondemnBattery:


You are welcome bro

My guy no reason am, I thought it's just one of those apc robots
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Rollas: I Don’t Know Why Chiwetalu Agu Put On Biafra Regalia by kalvoken(m): 6:34am On Oct 08, 2021
Aufbauh:
My man dey form 'Biafra unit head'!
The truth is that Chiwetalu Agu was just acting a script to arouse sympathy among the Ipob faithfuls & ultimately climb the ladder of hierarchy.

He has achieved his script, and what he saw or will see in the hands of the military will be nothing compare to his ultimate goal of 'Cashing out'.


You mean he wanted to become the gumi of biafra? But buhari don't want anything competition with gumi?

I Don understand
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa Carabao Cup (1 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 6:32am On Oct 08, 2021
chikason22:
Ok. We have moved on. My point is why do you guys make noise about winning EPL when you failed on a simple task

Who tasked who?
Politics / Re: Chiwetalu Agu: Army Release Statement On Why Nollywood Actor Was Arrested by kalvoken(m): 9:54pm On Oct 07, 2021
BlowYourMind:
Idiotelu or whatsoever his name is, is a goner, he lack good adviser


Calling someone who can give you a good life that your p man was not able to afford you, an idiot.


Your STUPIDITY really dey blow mind.

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Politics / Re: Chiwetalu Agu: Army Release Statement On Why Nollywood Actor Was Arrested by kalvoken(m): 9:53pm On Oct 07, 2021
AdakaBoro8:
see him mouth like pipeline.... they should have panel-beat dat biafra comot 4 his mouth...
instead of the man to support an alaigbo republic, he was busy followin deluded ipob to be wastin effort invain....


Truly ADAKA you are


CondemnBattery:
cheesy

CONDEMNED BRAIN

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Business / Re: Help! Embarrassing Calls From Loan Companies by kalvoken(m): 8:15pm On Oct 05, 2021
thesicilian:
It's not the company's fault. The criminal probably dropped your number as a close contact and they are helpless now that he has absconded with their money


Can you listen to what you just said?

The accused probably dropped his number as a close contact, WITH HIS CONSENT OR WITHOUT?


Was he informed about the transaction before his number was taken?
Phones / Re: Since Facebook Is Having Trouble Let Me Update My Gallery Here. by kalvoken(m): 3:12pm On Oct 05, 2021
Brandonx:
Never again will I reply my mention on Nairaland. undecided


Swear down, so many Emmanuellas on this forum
Politics / Re: Kidnapped Senator Nelson Effiong Spends Third Week In Kidnappers’ Den by kalvoken(m): 12:16pm On Sep 28, 2021
Chibok girls, Sars victims and accidental discharge victims right now

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Celebrities / Re: 2Face Celebrates His Mother, Rose Idibia, On Her Birthday (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 12:07pm On Sep 27, 2021
Big mama, thank you for gifting us a legendary 2face

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Politics / Re: 'I Am Not A Nigerian. I Was Paid To Protest' – African-American In New York by kalvoken(m): 2:48pm On Sep 24, 2021
Anything bad that has not been done by apc do not exist

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Economy Booming Because People Went Back To Farm: Buhari by kalvoken(m): 11:05am On Sep 24, 2021
Stupid skeleton

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa Carabao Cup (1 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 12:28pm On Sep 23, 2021
chikason22:
Ok. We have moved on. My point is why do you guys make noise about winning EPL when you failed on a simple task

And when did Liverpool become the task manager?

Oga celebrate with your friends when they are winning so you too can contact winnings.

Last two seasons were your days, now it's our turn. Don't feel bad, for your own good o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Aston Villa Carabao Cup (1 - 1) - Live by kalvoken(m): 10:37pm On Sep 22, 2021
chikason22:
Who are those comparing Thomas Tuchel and Klopp They said Chelsea will win 3:0 just like Liverpool did. But it all ended up in penalty.
Congrats to Aston Villa. PK is anyone's game. Common Aston Villa Chelsea couldn't beat. Let me see who will use this pk to make noise.

Villa should have finished them off.
Villa will revenge in EPL just like West Ham did to Man U


Imagine, ordinary Aston Villa that only managed to beat Liverpool 7-2 last season. Chelsea no Sabi ball jor

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Politics / Re: Akeredolu Replies El-Rufai, Says 'Anti-Open Grazing Law Has Come To Stay' by kalvoken(m): 7:13pm On Sep 22, 2021
Hellrufai should go and die.


Abeg, where oshomole dey now

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Sports / Re: Salah Has 4 Yellow Cards In His EPL Career, 3 Of Them For Taking His Shirt Off by kalvoken(m): 4:21pm On Sep 19, 2021
paulolee:
jus 3 cards shows how calm headed n gentle he is...90% of attckers getting yellow cards are based on rough tackles n outburst on refrees..
it seems salah hardly make tackles n not dt useful without d ball..

Even sergio ramos

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 19th September 2021 by kalvoken(m): 4:17pm On Sep 19, 2021
Make una lino us to where we can watch the match o
Family / Re: Her Parent Threatening To Abort My Child. by kalvoken(m): 4:02pm On Sep 19, 2021
Ayanwukoma:


It's because am not a rich Yahoo boy that's why.

The girl loves me, her parents just forcing her to do the abortion.

When she called yesterday she was crying, I can tell from her voice she don't want to.

Yes am entitled, it's my child.

I won't let it happen.


How stupid and daft can anyone be than this?

Why always mention rich yahoo, rich yahoo? Aren't they better than you touts who go about maiming and extorting those hustling for their daily bread, Now you have even added impregnating small small girls and constituting nuisance to the family. What an impetus.


God help you if the said father of the girl has gun, he would send you to your maker before people will gather.

Idiot

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2 ) On 19th September 2021 by kalvoken(m): 3:41pm On Sep 19, 2021
Zeemic:
If you have enough data you can watch it online
[url=https://www.google.com/search?q=https%3A%2F%2Ftrynaija.com.ng%2Fwatch-online-west-ham-vs-man-united-premier-league%2F&rlz=1C1CHWL_enNG961NG962&oq=https%3A%2F%2Ftrynaija.com.ng%2Fwatch-online-west-ham-vs-man-united-premier-league%2F&aqs=chrome..69i58j69i57.2050j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8]Streaming link here[/url]


This your link na one time?

It never opened after the first half
Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Scores His 100th Liverpool Goal by kalvoken(m): 5:12am On Sep 19, 2021
HERSLEY:
He try shaa. Wish my bf is a footballer embarassed

Lol, and your brother owner of a view center, right?

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