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CelebritiesRe: Phyna Slams President Tinubu Over Yelewata Visit, Questions “victims” In Hospita by kalvoken(m): 2:08pm On Jun 19, 2025
Dagger111:
See breast like wrinkle water melon 🍈. Imagine talk. Photoshop kwa
I'm telling you, breast so wrinkled like your brain and future.

After a total massacre, president chose to lay rug and do show in the hospital.

So, what does the statement "go and negotiate with your killers" meanhuh

Damn it.
PoliticsRe: FG Closes Case Against Nnamdi Kanu, Court Adjourns To July 18 by kalvoken(m): 1:24pm On Jun 19, 2025
What a country, where a man is jailed for speaking up while others who are bearing heavy arms, sluttering people for fun, roasting villagers to oave way for cows, are petted and begged for negotiations.

Let me chill and wait for helinues.

Oops! It's not about Peter Obi
Foreign AffairsRe: Everyone Should immediately evacuate Tehran now - Donald Trump by kalvoken(m): 7:29am On Jun 17, 2025
owobokiri:
Looks like Iran is whooping ass real bad and big daddy Trump wants to dabble into the conflict to save a pugnacious Netanyahu ..
Chai, I wonder the version of mentality wey some people get. This is practically what set Nigeria to the path she is now.
PoliticsRe: Democracy In Decline: Reflecting On Two Years Of Present Government – Obi by kalvoken(m): 6:49am On Jun 13, 2025
Disenfranchised:
Was any of your relation killed and thrown into Awkuzu?
Yes, his father was dismembered and dumbest inside the river. Then his relatives came for onshore mining.
PoliticsRe: Obi Mourns The 22 Kano Sports Delegates While Congratulating The Super Eagles by kalvoken(m): 7:12am On Jun 01, 2025
yarimo:
Chief mourner please try and visit the family in kano state
Drop your address, so he would start from your fam.
PoliticsRe: FG Seizes Osun LGs’ February, March, April Allocations by kalvoken(m): 9:19am On May 31, 2025
The same man that brainwashed his kindred, telling them how Obasanjo with lagos state allocation during his twnure as the Lagos state governor.
SportsRe: This Chapter Is Over' - Cristiano Ronaldo Appears To Confirm Al-nassr Exit by kalvoken(m): 2:57pm On May 27, 2025
obembet:
Cristiano Ronaldo has now won the Saudi Pro League Golden Boot for the second season in a row ;

⚽️ 2023/24: 35 goals

⚽️ 2024/25: 25 goals

unlike that dwaf that failed in Psg and MSL. We don't even hear anything about him again grin
Now the sokoto dwarf fans are all blaming gis coach for their very poor run. Same people that were praising the fraud for assembling the over aged former team mates into MLS, so they can work for him as in the days of Barcelona. As they can't keep up with the modern football football they now blame coach

Messi na fraud.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu At Two: Where Are The Jobs? by kalvoken(m): 8:54am On May 25, 2025
obonujoker:
Oga where are the jobs??
They are too big to be seen with ordinary eyes.

You need to be zombified first
Jokes EtcRe: People Who Respond With Memes. by kalvoken(m): 4:16pm On May 21, 2025
Your question be "how is any with in it's right sense, support the government of this day?
PoliticsRe: Abeokuta South Lawmaker, Afuape Empowers Entrepreneurs With Tools And Cash (Pics by kalvoken(m): 6:46pm On May 16, 2025
Only to be taken back after the photo shooting.

Security of life and property, basic amenities, but no, they would rathe keep deceiving themselves.
CrimeRe: Police Open Fire On Vehicle During Stop-And-Search, Kill 400-Level Student by kalvoken(m): 6:34pm On May 16, 2025
Under tunubu, remmy and shayo, life has become invaluable.

Earlier this week, men of the Nigeria soldiers were gruesomely slaughtered by the militias of powers that be.

Living in the country this day in time, you have 1000 chance of not seeing the next day.

Helinus and yarimo will tell you that they just want to tarnish the government.
CrimeRe: Police Open Fire On Vehicle During Stop-And-Search, Kill 400-Level Student by kalvoken(m): 6:34pm On May 16, 2025
Hmm

Uniform men trying to finish the people that escaped herdsmen.
PoliticsRe: Dangote, BUA To Freeze Cement Price For Government Projects by kalvoken(m): 5:35am On May 16, 2025
grin grin cheesy

BUA collaborating with DANGOTEhuh

😂😂😂😂😂
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Can Not Fix Nigeria’s Mismanaged Economy In 24 Months - Oshiomhole by kalvoken(m): 10:52pm On May 13, 2025
grin grin angry grin.
Helinus

Helinus

Helinus

angry grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Burkina Faso Military Accused Of Killing Over 100 Civilians In 'massacre' by kalvoken(m): 1:56pm On May 12, 2025
With all the turmoil in the country, these urchins have been contracted to use the media Media against another country.


How many Burkina faso topics on the front page todayhuh

We have river state under the military, so how is tunubu different from Burkina rulers?

Well, you can day one is working for the people, can same be said about your own?
Foreign AffairsRe: Burkina Faso Military Accused Of Killing Over 100 Civilians In 'massacre' by kalvoken(m): 1:56pm On May 12, 2025
They just discovered and are solving there problems, unlike one failed state that allowed uneducated foreigners to over-run her and are sending her citizens to the greatest beyond.

PoliticsRe: Hunger, Malnutrition Are Destroying Northern Nigeria - Guardian Editorial by kalvoken(m): 6:45am On May 04, 2025
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Helinues you need to see this
It loses its sight in situations like this.

It may be passing through worse case than thise in the story. The thing is just grasping for breath, fighting for crumbs to eat
PoliticsRe: Hunger, Malnutrition Are Destroying Northern Nigeria - Guardian Editorial by kalvoken(m):
To most illegitimate beings, the fight for the goid of the nation is a game between Tinubu and obi. It's a game of tribe.

Yet they fail to understand that, tunubu in his lifetime(even if 100 years is to be added to him) will nevee smell poverty again, neither would his families. Likewise Peter obi, no matter the outcome of the game(as you nitwits call it) he will always have more to give to people not to mention him lacking what to eat.

On the other hand, can the smaeg thing be said of you? What's the condition of your immediate family, extended, friends and community? What do does the future hold for you kids?

Everyday you waste your life on nairaland, shouting peter obi from sunrise to sunset, when your phone runs down on power, you would seek for a neighbor where you can charge to return back on nairaland. You can not afford basic things of life, you watch your families suffer year in, year out.

With all your tine waste on social media defending buhari and now Tinubu, did you get to change your apartment? Did your kife become better?
. The stipend they pay for your future, does it cater for your electricity bills?

Today, no one hears about oluomo، he's busy stashing wealth for his generation to come. You na wetin you dey gain?
Dem take poverty swear for you?

PoliticsRe: ₦‎71.2 Out Of ₦‎100 Billion Disbursed For Student Loan Diverted – ICPC by kalvoken(m): 5:52pm On May 01, 2025
Omihanifa:
If this is true, then this country is beyond redemption.
Na una type ni dey believe what these evil men are doing.

What do you mean by if it's truehuh
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Wearing President Tinubu's Signature Cap by kalvoken(m): 4:27pm On May 01, 2025
blamingthedevil:
President Tinubu is doing very well . The best President in the history of Nigeria.

"We cannot afford to distort and discontinue these laudable structures of development courageously built by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu like removal of subsidy, local government autonomy, tax reforms, revival of refineries, student loans, establishment of ministry of livestock (to regulate the rearing of Cattle etc), establishment of regional development commissions, electricity reforms, increased GDP and foreign reserves, establishment of over 8,800 new primary healthcare centres across the country, upgrade of existing tertiary institutions.
It is simple. Go And verify, as Mr Peter Obi would fondly say"- Obidents Movement
I cause the day you became a Nigerian.
RomanceRe: Carry Your Bag And Move Out Of Toxic Relationship Now. by kalvoken(m): 9:40am On May 01, 2025
Yet Una go gree for the Toxic Nigeria relationship to end.

North and South should end their toxic cohabitation.
PoliticsRe: Okowa Confirms Atiku's Exit From PDP, backs Tinubu for second term by kalvoken(m): 5:02pm On Apr 29, 2025
grin grin

Senseless mofos.

Elections, the only life-time tournament they enjoy playing.
PoliticsRe: LASG Empowers 1,700 Students From 19 Skills Acquisition Centres (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 4:55pm On Apr 29, 2025
We know as e dey go.

The yaba governor,

Nigeria dey shame me. Imagine what we are witnessing in 2025, when other countries are taking drastic measures to make the already easy life, more easier for their citizens.

Lol, akpab o said every apc supporters have the right to be poor all their lives.

What a set of leaders.
PoliticsRe: LASG Empowers 1,700 Students From 19 Skills Acquisition Centres (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 4:54pm On Apr 29, 2025
grin

After photo shoots, Obasa will pack everything inside warehouse for election campaign.
PoliticsRe: 'We Arrested Nnamdi Kanu With One Woman In A Hotel' - FG Calls first Witness by kalvoken(m): 3:06pm On Apr 29, 2025
helinues:
Kanu the womanizer .

Akpabio dey learn where Kanu dey

grin cheesy
Zone B.

See as you dey rubbish your principal. So you just confirmed that akpabio did harass Nathuh
PoliticsRe: Videos From Governor Oborevwori's Defection To APC by kalvoken(m): 3:29pm On Apr 28, 2025
Gboom:
He will know the power of the ebooes smiley wink cheesy
Even with the high cost of data, you still waist away online, in the name of tribe card carrying member.

Tiger on Nigeria but a begger offline.
PoliticsRe: Videos From Governor Oborevwori's Defection To APC by kalvoken(m): 3:25pm On Apr 28, 2025
When tulumbu and remi are fone with Nigerians, una go learn lessons

See how lagos state has been turned to family business.

It may be a blessing in disguise tho, then north I know can not stay out of power for a period of time, who knows, the table might finally be shattered.

All man to his father's name

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