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Sports / Re: PSG Fans boo own players. focusing especially on Messi and Neymar by kalvoken(m): 11:00pm On Mar 13, 2022
andrewbaba44:


Booing them for loosing against a Madrid side that worked so hard and deserved to win as if neymar and Messi Na donarumma or the defenders

Booing neymar and Messi and leaving the defenders cheesy

Booing them as if they have been winning the champions league every season or they have even won one before

Misplaced priorities, they didn’t boo mbappe and neymar when they wasted so many chance against Bayern at last 2 season champions league finals

Misplaced priorities,Messi has one more year at Psg while neymar has 3 more years grin


Oga keep mute, stop capping uncappable.

With psg arsenal, the club ought to be winning Ucl back to back.

Neymar is the problem of psg now, he plays with footballa lot. Messi is too weak already.
Education / Re: Secondary School Throwback: How True Is This? (PHOTO) by kalvoken(m): 8:52am On Mar 12, 2022
Those that attended private school won't understand the feeling of inter-house sports.

Only 3 out of 700 private schools in Nigeria do inter-house sports. Their own na quiz competition they carry for head, as if all their students will become Chinue Achebe.

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Education / Re: Secondary School Throwback: How True Is This? (PHOTO) by kalvoken(m): 8:52am On Mar 12, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin


You people should stop this na. Why is it coming today, after Wednesday night.

Do you now mean that PSG is Yellow House?

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Politics / Black's(nigeria) Hypocrisy Or Whites Disregarding Blacks(nigeria)? by kalvoken(m): 1:04am On Mar 12, 2022
Terrorism has been wrecking the north for years, then came ebola, COVID-19 and then the unknown gunmen saga that caused a total non movement of people in the east. The end Sars protest was there when government of the people took the lives of those that elected them to protect the people.

During all these, never for once did any telecommunications show a sign of empathy to their customers, either by reducing cost of subscription or so. But just two weeks of Russia and Ukraine show down, 9mobile a.k.a Etisalat is already giving me free call to Ukraine.

Which of their staff is in the Ukraine that I will want to talk to?.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs PSG UCL (3 - 1) On 9th March 2022 by kalvoken(m): 12:15am On Mar 10, 2022
WHITELIGHTER:
Modric is 36, Messi 33
But goodness me, Modric is bossing that midfield like Maestro

Messi didn't play at the midfield today, he played free role; messi fans.

grin grin cheesy grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Issues List Of "Unfriendly Countries", Considering Actions Against Them by kalvoken(m): 10:08pm On Mar 07, 2022
So north Korea no follow anybody for these matters
Foreign Affairs / Re: 20 European Nations To Ban Russian Flights From Airspace by kalvoken(m): 9:31pm On Feb 27, 2022
Putin putting his people in a hot oil
Foreign Affairs / Re: 20 European Nations To Ban Russian Flights From Airspace by kalvoken(m): 9:31pm On Feb 27, 2022
Wahala, so na only Africa them go they fly?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Inter Milan Vs Liverpool UCL (0 - 2) On 16th February 2022 by kalvoken(m): 9:29pm On Feb 16, 2022
Better link to watch this match
Travel / Re: General Australian Student Visa Enquiries Part 3 by kalvoken(m): 8:49am On Feb 08, 2022
justwise:
Welcome to part 3 of this thread as part 2 is well too long to read through by newbies

See part 2 here https://www.nairaland.com/2338380/general-australian-student-visa-enquiries
Thank you.


Student visa link https://www.border.gov.au/Trav/Visa-1/500-


Do they Accept Neco result, instead of waec?
Health / Re: Swollen and Smelling Corpse Along University Of Uyo by kalvoken(m): 11:33pm On Jan 30, 2022
Danhumprey:
A dead body? Along Nwaniba road? Going to Permanent site?
Few days ago, there was a swollen corpse lying just close the roundabout at Ikot Ekpene road, close to university of Uyo Town campus. That corpse has since been evacuated.
Which corpse are you talking about now?


Actually, I'm not based in uyo.

I just traveled to uyo from lagos, for a project I have inside the permanent site of university of uyo.
So I may not know about the one you are talking about. This one is what I saw in the evening of today being 30th,last sunday of January.

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Health / Swollen and Smelling Corpse Along University Of Uyo by kalvoken(m): 1:45pm On Jan 30, 2022
There's a dead body lying along nwanyiba roads, going to university of uyo permanent site.

The body is decomposing and the government has not done anything about it.

Due to the smell from the corpse, I couldn't spare a second to take pix.

Mods, please forward to fp. The government needs to take care of this to avoid the spread of any form of disease

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Politics / Re: Man Lays Curse On Corrupt Nigeria Leaders At Village Stream (Video) by kalvoken(m): 7:40am On Jan 30, 2022
Invictuse:
As he laid on his state governor ? If you look deeper this clown will be from state where their destiny is being plundered without caution like Abia Enugu etc.


Obviously, you are the one with no future and no destiny at all.

How is his action affecting you, not like any of your generation has EVER BEEN MADE A TOWN CRYER, and here you are chasing clout.

Muturumu

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Sports / Re: Manchester City's Kyle Walker Handed A Three-Match Champions League Ban by kalvoken(m): 10:48pm On Jan 28, 2022
post=109773086:

Good to see he has accepted his mistakes.
Time to move on.....


Not be everyone be zombie na.

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Politics / Re: Bisi Fayemi: Ekiti State First Lady Denies Contesting For Senate by kalvoken(m): 10:33pm On Jan 28, 2022
Omo see heading


EKITI STATES FIRST LADY DENIES CONTESTING FOR HOUSE OF SENATE- wife of ekiti state governo.

grin grin grin

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Business / Re: Inflation, Why Do Traders Do These Things? by kalvoken(m): 9:14pm On Jan 27, 2022
Offpoint1:
That's why you need street sense and bargaining skill...

If an igbo man gives you 15k starting price... kindly respond with "You no collect 5k" from their you add2k max, don't go above 7k.
If an Hausa man gives you 10k starting price... respond with "you no collect 6k"? add 1k to it as last price.
If a Yoruba man gives you 10k starting price, respond with "you no collect 4k" add 2k it as final price....

Don't pronounce the "Collect" correctly, pronounce it as "Ke-lect"


Comerade you are wrong. I guess you don't do shopping at all.

When a yoruba person tag his goods #10k, price it #700. He/she will end up selling it #1200 if you insist. If you doubt me, try out those ibadan men selling cow meet in lagos markets.

When an igbo man tells you 10k, least you can get that goods is 9k or 9.5k, and that's the worth. For instance, Water tanks that is being sold 65k from the company, na 2k max be the gain they use in selling it.

Unless in some cases, when your face reads mumu, that's when they cash out on you, especially when you are trying to play smart. This is common among those that doesn't have shop.

If you meet an igbo man in his shop, he will like to sell the exact price to you, so you can come tomorrow or even refer another. It's those that doesn't own shop that may want to chop you once and for good.

But if an hausa man tells you 10k, just calm down and search for any story to tell him. When you two would have had a good gist, price it 9k, he may give you.
This does not include those that sells yam. Those ones a day time robbers. They can tell you a tuber of yam is #3,500. They are not even Nigerians.

An igbo man believes most in turn over.
yoruba man believes in immediate gain on a single product being sold.
Hausa no get any strategy, na their mood dey determine.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea: AFCON 2019 (1 - 0) Full Time by kalvoken(m): 9:14pm On Jan 19, 2022
This coach go Sabi ball.

Saduk should not wear our jerseys again
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 9:13pm On Jan 19, 2022
Stupid sudik

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 9:10pm On Jan 19, 2022
So they can not change this sun Dick umu are?

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: Egypt Vs Sudan (1 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 8:06pm On Jan 19, 2022
femicyrus:
Coach should have rested ndidi like he did with moses simon, okoye and the rest. Ndidi is too vital for the next round


Ndidi be like Kante, he gets stronger the more you use him

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: Ghana Vs Comoros (2 - 3) On 18th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 8:47pm On Jan 18, 2022
This Comoros number 10 deserve red card for that nonsense he played.

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: Ghana Vs Comoros (2 - 3) On 18th January 2022 by kalvoken(m): 8:41pm On Jan 18, 2022
grin grin

Ghana ga ana.

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Politics / Re: #flood Twitter With Buhari’s Achievements, APC Urges Supporters by kalvoken(m): 8:57am On Jan 15, 2022
Nigeria passport is not supposed to be paid for, it should be shared like the fliers of RAPSODY OF REALITY.

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Agriculture / Re: What Is The Name Of This Fruit? by kalvoken(m): 1:04pm On Jan 14, 2022
Iya almod, come o.

Your pikin has turned to fruit.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: Allen Onyema Gifts Super Eagles ₦10m, Promises ₦50m For Trophy by kalvoken(m): 9:26am On Jan 12, 2022
God why na.

People are just busy looking for where to spend their money. whereas, some don't see the the money at all.



Though, all na business sha, you use money to find more money.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt... What's Your Prediction by kalvoken(m): 12:16pm On Jan 11, 2022
E no go better for buhari and every of our politicians. May your children suffer for the atrocities you are committing against Nigerians

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Politics / Re: A Nairalander, Emeka Stanley, Officially Declares For Presidency Come 2023 by kalvoken(m): 11:38pm On Dec 22, 2021
RolexOfGeneva:
This one don smoke. Instead of him to start from Local Govt councillor...


Funny enough you are too broke to afford smoke, reason for your envy
Romance / Re: Look at the Rubbish I'm Cooking Because of No Money [Picture] by kalvoken(m): 2:46pm On Dec 20, 2021
iLegendd:
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D for drop
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri's Prayer For President Buhari At 79 by kalvoken(m): 2:45pm On Dec 17, 2021
Amen to his prayers even though I never read am, because I know omokri no go disappoint when buhari is involved.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri's Prayer For President Buhari At 79 by kalvoken(m): 2:44pm On Dec 17, 2021
Jdj
Religion / Re: Before And Now Pictures Of Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin Was Shared Online. by kalvoken(m): 2:33pm On Dec 17, 2021
Hmmm, may we see the BEFORE AND NOW pictures of his customers, sorry church members

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