₦airaland Forum

Infolenka:
Just answer the question. No one dates a girl for financial reward.

Lol why do we really have to date them in the first place

ViolentMooslim:


We are really the happiest people in the world.

aswear no be lie.....and the stuff dey affect us cuz when u call protest against fuel hike some people wee goan create meme like "me after seeing ak47 longer than my generation" bla bla we no just dey serious

LEBEfirstson:
.. I'm not using the passport anymore

Nice one got another country's passport

LEBEfirstson:
..
This life ehh, all of them don lock up. I'm carrying my cross. It was indeed a great lesson

Eyah such is life....that's why i tell people to avoid anything illegal when abroad over there is not in here where everything goes and you change clothe and it as tho nothing happened

Bros find another country go but being deported from a country like UK is a stain on ur passport anyways God be with you

LEBEfirstson:
Greetings everyone.
Please I need a sincere advise on how to go about things. Mods, please I will also appreciate if this topic make FP so that I will get more information that I need.

I will be straight here. In 2014, I was deported from the UK. Reason is because I was caught up with arranged marriage.
I was a student, had my student visa still valid, I was just trying to get more working hours before pressure from friends led me to go into the contract.

My question now is:
1. Will I be able to apply for Visa to the UK ever again? After the 10years ban is over?
2. What are my chances of getting other foreign country visas?
NB: I was handed 16 months sentence

Any other useful information is welcome and ofcourse bashing is welcome as well.

Thanks

You're free to apply but consider ur chances of getting a visa -0.001% besides those that adviced you into arranged marriage where are they now??

peropoliet:
all hail the lord of the simp

I'm not a simp bro I was just trying to help a soul

epondudu:
Kenya is the headquarters of weird news followed by Zambia then Zimbabwe.
The Only news in Nigeria which you know and I know is kidnap,. Rape, BOKOHARAM,IPOB,UGM

Give these to South Africans

As much I love Ipob new tactics unfold but I'm afraid to say everything they been fighting for is just smoke and dust as our top pastors have predicted Nigeria being together even after 2023. no one saw Nigeria dividing, not today, not tomorrow

StrangeCase:
Please Help, good contree people "Which Anambra/Delta Igbo names will I give My baby Boy.

Suggest Nice names please mostly related to Anambra/Delta Igbo axis.
Thanks.
Lalasticlala.

Ojuolape would be just the best

Prosperous111:
Lol like say nah chicken dey south east.

I pray they should trigger this hard and let everything kuku spoil this month.

This is just my prayer to..... let this prolonged division just happen in earnest it's taking too long for my liking

I wish a supernatural power go just enter Nigerians make we all storm the streets and bring a total end to all of this

Tho we use to troll Ipob not that we mean it or hate Igbo people but just for cruise but this is total madness I mean a level 10 insanity. Why would the gun and weapons of war be pointed to the South East? Why?? we have states like Katsina, Zamfara, kaduna who's death toll exceed 100lives weekly due to banditry and herdsmen why is there no order to kill just anybody

Believe it or not these folks are giving even we that are non Ipobs the reason to support Kanu's cause. like these lowlifes are just bunch of idiotic hypocrites

Cadamlk:
My friend ,don't call her again,I had been through all these in my youthful days .What I do is to let her be,I assume she's out of my life for good. There were few cases some came back to beg. She's doing what she's doing to grab your total submission even with your money. Don't ever give in to that.

Do you know your new project ? 'Get another girl'. It will help you to heal fast. It is better to dump her before she dumps you cos that's what I foresee here.

Thanks bro....but what if she comes begging n crying like the tool she used in the first place to get my pity

slimmax:
Iffa give you back hand slap ehn, see this tussy water dey call person wey kneel down weak. You even get mouth � dey call person papa irresponsible, I swear the man irresponsibility better pass your irresponsibility.

I didn't call her dad irresponsible she did herself na why i take pity her

duduade:
Are you normal (in Mr Macaronis voice)


Is she your wife

Even if shes s your wife i mean NO SENSIBLE WIFE will say such rubbish


Dont tell me its your girlfriend


She must be SICK in the HEAD

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She's really sick.....tho I've been getting advice to leave her alone it's just that I'll miss her sweet assorted Vegetable and nicely prepared moi moi

Cadamlk:
Na by force to get am as girlfriend? If you love your life ,you better flee from that relationship before she start demanding for your life.

Thanks I'm also thinking of that to.... if she doesn't pick till 12am tomorrow I'll just forget her for good

Juliusmalema2:
Go to her house, kneel down to beg her, make her understand that u really need this month's money (that is ur own share of 40k) for something very important, promise her that by next month u will start giving her 70k, while u keep 10k. U are such a caring guy, u will make a good husband.

I don't think I can kneel only weak men kneel for ladies

Nazgul:
For you to even be giving her 40k out of the 80k you were earning in the first place clearly shows that you have no future, you have no goals, your dream in life is that moist hole underneath a lady's skirt and you won't mind selling yourself into slavery in order to access it.

If you had opened another account and kept transferring 40k from your salary account into it for 12 months, at the end of the year, you'll be 480k richer, but you preferred to invest it on an ungrateful liability who doesn't even care what you go through to make that money. And rather than being sober on your waste you're even considering increasing it to over 90% of your earnings, you deserve some beating.

Eishh that was really to harsh but I'll consider the opening of another account. I just felt she been spelling me all these while

budaatum:
Seriously?

Your salary may be 80k a month, but you must now be giving her 180k a month from now on. You hear?

And send me 20k a month for advising you!

That's serious.... what's the way out for me

haywayboi:
Bro u no try at all....

We suppose check some of ur upstair faculties.

40k from 80k

Wait...


U no dey transport?
Feeding and bills no dey?
No personal savings incase??

Just 4months ago?


Guy I dey vex

U no need advise at all...


Pls make it 75k for her....

Actually she doesn't have a responsible Dad so I'm helping her with her fees and up keep

FirstCounsel:
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You need advise? Guys should we tell him...?

Tell me bro, I can't imagine removing 70k outta 80 for her. like how does she expect I live on just 10k monthly besides dip don blood everywhere

Lessonteacher:
Who's she to you? Is she your wife?

No sir, we met just bout 4months ago

we decided to split my salary into two every month while she get 40k each month. all of a sudden yesterday she said this month's salary I'll have to give her 70k out of the salary n after I refused bluntly she stopped replying my messages, she won't even pick my calls since morning. Nairalanders I really need ur advice cuz this is choking me already

Shock me to know even folks from Ekiti and osun are now flocking southwest in their millions and it's getting alarming

When would CAN advice Christians nationwide to get themselves guns to defend themselves and when would there be a Christian rebel leader? When for crying out loud??

Why always Ibadan will they come and blow their regular rubbish This man has always been a failure since when we were both at the Defense academy, Kaduna. how he rose to be the COAS is still striking me.

Cribs group....this is their sign

Lexusgs430:
The only kingdom of heaven on earth..........

inside one dirty looking place like that

bout 8 special force killed.....is this really a joke??

MaxInDHouse:
You're right Sir!
But we must start from what as been stored in the mind, make him understand it's damaging effect, then we can now talk about the natural flash drive where all those things have been stored before talking about formatting the drive. Otherwise you'll keep formatting the drive while more porns are mysteriously running into the drive!

I best feel what he needs is prayer cuz truly it's really hard to stop, masturbation is that terrible that it enslave the mind and uses the Libido as a tool against him (which is hardly resistible) even if he decides to shun porn or illicit pictures, how bout his libido drives??