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spikes C:

women and their fish brain

Spike and his fish face.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]WTF? Woman, no be me and you.
As I dey go as I dey go[/quote]Lol wetin?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Kandii,

LOL Get on your laptop jor.
Anywayz, logging off to read.[/quote]I'm sure he'll post better photo.

spikes C: naaaah, sissy, i dey fear for my life ooo

From the bottom of my heart, I sincerely hope you do.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Kandii's boo 2legit[/quote]I can't see him well, post another one. I'm on mobile.

CFCfan: Nawa. Kandii, E be like say u too like 'self-pleasure'.

Lmaoo, damn!

@harddon, nighty night but I'm waiting for my husband to come first.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]ewww gross. Keep that between you and kandii[/quote]Abeg oo. I don't want to see anything that will scar me for life.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Driving[/quote]..And how you know that, you dey give am bj for car?

Obinoscopy: I'm so honored being voted by Uj_sizzle, slimyem, vivian chinaza, itsModella. These are the beauties of nairaland and they voted me ! My head is swelling here.

Thanks beautiful, I'll never forget this

I'm also glad that y'all voted lalaosky too. He the only person giving me sleepless nights .

#teamlalaosky

Sleepless nights? You dey mas.tur.bate over him?

Where the hell is 2lrgit?

spikes C: God created me in 6 days, and rested on the 7th day. i too gbaski right

Shattap!

HARDDON: I'd let dis slid ... Cos you r yus tryina make me wake up dis sleeping beast .... Not gud i must tell ya swit ruv ... Not gud cos wen it start, evn ♏ԑ self dey fear d tin .... It has a rude mind of its own and ii wudnt wano watch while he ruffles dose fyn bones of urs up bliv me

Lool, abeg mek I go sleep. My head dey pain me.

In fact, after this shyt stunt played up in this thread no man on here has the right to call anyone ugly. Una dey craze?

spikes C: for your mind....fugly things don't give birth to Handsome Gents
#noOffense

LOL! Please, please tell me you're joking. I take Gawd beg you?

You dey craze? You, spike dey call me, kandii fugly?

Your mama nor born you fine na hin mek.

spikes C: hahahahhahhahha

i still cant fit believe you be woman



abi na small girl self, mtcheeeeew

I can give birth to yóu. You dey craze?

@binger, can you translate it for me then?

HARDDON: Beware wor you ask ƒoя Kandy .... the oηε up dere isn't enuf ƒoя huh?

Ma southern hemisphere? Daz ma family zone ..restricted access .... But Bliv ♏ԑ wen i Saч , you cudnt handle that .

So you see y d front view τaικ shld be dropped? Ρρℓ r gono fall, feint and die! Hahahahahaha

Harddon, if you kondo nor reach 9.5 inches or over, then you cannot surprise me.

spikes C: am talking about CFC.




wait, did u just say GAMBIA

And sierra leone

@cfan, so wetin you kin watch wey you dey mas.tur.bate? Cartoons?

ItsModella: She's from Gambia..

And sierra leone.

CFCfan: Ewww. So totally gross

Shattap! Are you a small boy?

CFCfan: it means someone is having se.x with a woman on the bed.

Well thank you, you will get my vote later on.

spikes C: for your mind... she's watching nyashing movies

Gawd knows I love them.

spikes C: Nkwa a na-ekwe nwanyi n'elu bed

Can someone please translate this for me?

y me: https://www.nairaland.com/ossai%20famous

Lol, I swear to gawd he looks like a psychopath.

HARDDON: Chai dis babe is bent on ruining it ƒoя us all! Front view? Oh thou fairest of dem heavens, touch dis woman!

Front view? Nah, tis more like unkempt gorilla çhest heirs ƒoя dose that hv graduated from d zoo and ƒoя those that haven't, you are gana be seeing push pot bellies, flat slate-like chest and damneð feeble hungry luking muscles!

Got the liver ƒoя dis picture i just painted?

Lol ok you post your front view mek I see.

spikes C: Nkwa a na-ekwe nwanyi n'elu bed

I need a translator please.

People sometimes forget I'm not nigerian.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]So frshdude was the shakara shakara boy with the secrecy abi. Him no get my vote. Next time, no tease me like that again, aiight.

J12 is looking sharp, very sharp. He gets my vote.[/quote]Lol, heh? No oo.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Debosky said he ddidnt want to run.

I already voted for 2Legit. Lemme check what freshdude looks like.[/quote]When did debo say that? Awwwh!

spikes C: Kandi baby.... when am i getting my vote.

You know say na trade by batter, my vote for your kiss

You will get my vote. I usually vote later on.

binger: seriously?! Are u eating this late in the mawnin/nyt?

This is my first meal of the day(night). I've been busy with my assignment forgot to eat.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]There are too many ppl.
I'm just naming the guys who had the decency to show up on the previous thread.[/quote]Vote for fresh dude, debosky and my boo boo 2legit.

HARDDON: Oh dearest Kandy?!!!!!!! You can't ß shit'rouz?

We are still tryna wake up frm d sudden ugly set of reality that has thus befallen us and you wano take it a notch up?

In d name of d God you serve, plz don't do this : if we cud t stand them with cloths onn, haw cud we survive wen dey bare it all?

Plz héed dis voice of reasoning! Don't

Lol, even if the face nor fine, the front view is always beautiful.

spikes C: no be only, i go kukuma show the full front elevated view

Well, if you want to. I thought asking would be too much but hey, go on ahead.

binger: [b]Bia,your evilness,enough! E don do.na only u dey vex? I bet if u were contesting,the spambot would have automatically closed this thread at the sight of ur fugly proboscis

*chokes on my indomie noodles*

Lmfao!