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Celebrities / Re: 2face, Annie Idibia And Their Daughter, Isabella Step Out In Style by kandiikane(m): 3:09pm On Nov 05, 2016
Coldfeet:
Cute


I mean the little girl cool

Ahnie darling you have tubaba already stop trying too hard.... undecided you can still look sexy and responsible at the same time.

This outfit no be am.

How hypocritical...Did you forget that picture on your profile, how are you different from her with your thighs showing? Stop spewing hate for no reason.
Health / Re: Help!!! My Husband Is A One Minute Man, I Am Frustrated! by kandiikane(m): 1:35pm On Aug 18, 2016
kolomax:
the message is not for your type so swerve off abeg those who understand and comprehend have started using it so keep yaa nonsense to yourself

Have you inserted the ginger inside your as.shole? Obviously, it is not for my type as I am not an idiot. Understand and comprehend are the same thing.
Health / Re: Help!!! My Husband Is A One Minute Man, I Am Frustrated! by kandiikane(m): 11:06pm On Aug 17, 2016
kolomax:
When a wife complains of her husband's sexual weakness, I ask her, what have you done to increase his sexual prowess? ?

The kind of food you feed your husband could make him perform soo poorly.

Sex is not an individual responsibility since both of you engage in it and enjoy it. Sex must be enjoyed equally.



If this is the case, wives you have a big role to play not by only inviting him to bed but helping him last longer in bed and doing the work excellently .

Let me remind you of Ginger and dried dates.

Ginger is a powerful natural aphrodisiac, increases sexual prowess, increase libido and makes one stay longer in bed.

Dear wives, when your lovely husband return from work in the evening and after serving his meal, just give him Ginger Juice.

Place ginger into a blender, cover with 1 and half cup of water and blend until ginger is thick and pasty. Strain and squeeze juice from ginger, place it on fire and allow it to heat a little bit then give it to oga to drink. he will climb mountain Everest with ease.

I have a friend who told me after making love to his wife just one round he fell off. Then his wife went to the kitchen, grinned ginger and inserted it into her vagina , that very moment his boneless leg became very hard and he climbed Kalahari mountain twice.

As for dates, make sure you both eat if before taking little of your 3 daily meals, it gives alot
(C&P)

wait, you want her to grind and insert ginger inside her vagina? Are you ok? why don't you grind it and insert it inside your as.shole and peehole, heard it keeps you rock solid for a long time. mtcheeew!
Family / Re: My Sister Is Spending Money On Her Boyfriend In School. Worried About My Sis by kandiikane(m): 10:56pm On Aug 05, 2016
Marcan:

Why will a girl own a car at school in the first place ?

wtf?

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Business / Re: Tony Elumelu's Triplets With Toyin Saraki (Photo) by kandiikane(m): 7:43pm On Jul 29, 2016
Uduak2019:


Not sure if yorubas give birth to twins or triplets. Mostly twins or more are by Igbos and SS. Likewise to Albino, have you ever seen an albino by yoruba or Hausa? Lol... Never, impossible. 90% of Albinos in Nigeria are by Igbos. A Testament they are God chosen people.

This is actually incorrect. I believe research shows that yorubas have the highest twin birth rate in the world and not just the yorubas in nigeria but countries such as benin and togo. One of the reasons for this is because of their diet.
Family / Re: Why Do Women Include Their father's Name After Marriage? by kandiikane(m): 10:27pm On Jul 10, 2016
ypeace:

it seems not many people here knows it is a western culture imported to Nigeria as a result of colonialism. It is even a 'Christian thing' as any Muslim doing such could be said to lack in dept knowledge of his religion..........

I don't think I will even support my wife to hyphenate her surname not to talk of changing it patapata.

It is.. Where I am from Majority are muslim and the women hardly change their names. I don't even know any married women that changed their names.
Family / Re: Why Do Women Include Their father's Name After Marriage? by kandiikane(m): 8:44pm On Jul 10, 2016
Thunderlicious:


Then get ready to pass menopause with no husband.
In many cultures, women can retain their names if they want to, the decision is totally up them, changing name in Africa was brought to you by the white man.

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Romance / Re: Could This Be The Reason Men Disrespect And Degrade Some Ladies. by kandiikane(m): 7:27pm On Jun 29, 2016
The only way a man can disrespect a woman is if she allows him to. Even prostitutes get respect, abeg joor!
Politics / Re: '' I Want To Go Back To Sambisa Forest To Meet My Husband'' 9yr old girl cried by kandiikane(m): 11:07pm On May 07, 2016
Oluwapresley:


we all know the level she is operating now is more than that of a 9yr old..
just Shutup abeg and go get help
Politics / Re: '' I Want To Go Back To Sambisa Forest To Meet My Husband'' 9yr old girl cried by kandiikane(m): 7:53pm On May 07, 2016
Oluwapresley:
I will always say it, Abo_ki dey shine Kongo pass anything.. lmfaooooooo.. her Kongo has been shined to a point of no return and she needs more shining.. better let her go before she go rape all those primary 2 boys finish..

that is a 9 year old you are talking about, how sick!!

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Secretly Admires A Particular Guy by kandiikane(m): 6:21pm On May 06, 2016
this is how rape starts. When she says no take it as no and jog on, if she wants you, she will come running even that, walk away as she is clearly young and immature for you. Know your worth as a man and walk away with the no before you become a rapist..
Celebrities / Re: Vivian Oputa, Teebillz Babymama With 3rd Love Child In Stunning Photos by kandiikane(m): 5:42pm On May 05, 2016
rokiatu:
And shes coming gout now of all time because? So our African people have now learned from the west how to destroyed people, lives like this? Bringing g out everything at once, everyone turning against you, no body to turn to, turning even the media against you. The perfect ingredient for suicide.

I am praying for this brother to have the power to faces ugh tough time and critics.

I am not supporting him, but bringing all of this up now is just too much.

roki, hawayu? you don born pikin?
Romance / Re: Aight, Get In Here Faggots_ And Distinguished Civillians by kandiikane(m): 12:15am On Feb 10, 2016
I guess you are jobless that is why you decided to open a thread to spew more nonsense. Read a book or two, Cow!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by kandiikane(m): 2:03pm On Feb 05, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus".[s]..It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.[/s]

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry

Look at how you just proudly flared up and called the writer wrong and an ediot yet you are the one who posted false information. And all the mumu's also went on to even like your comment without finding out what is vaginimus or penis captivus. Read a book before typing rubbish. You sound stup!d!

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Family / Re: What A Husband Needs From A Wife Is Never Sex by kandiikane(m): 11:33am On Jan 30, 2016
Maybe that girl actually has sex because she enjoys it rather than just doing it because she believes the man needs or wants it. All these b.s epistles sef, you make it seem like women don't have needs and desires and whenever they have sex is to please a man and he should consider it a privilege. *Rolls eyes*

And for the submission part, the bible said for both husband and wife to submit to each other so I don't understand all this master and slave thing you africans oh so desire.

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Sports / Re: Chichi Igbo Says Her Bum Is The Type That Breaks Coconut; Shares Pic As Proof by kandiikane(m): 11:13am On Jan 30, 2016
The only thing this girl will be able to do is use a strap-on because if she says let's do scissors or whatever and grind, your puny will catch fire in seconds with those thighs of hers.
Family / Re: My Husband Runs Away From Having Sexual Intercourse With Me: Wife by kandiikane(m): 12:18pm On Dec 31, 2015
Islie:






you caught her red-handed on your matrimonial bed and she still live with you cheesycheesy


wtf......
the guy must be lying joor

You'd be surprised. Na for only internet these men have mouth. I am certain he even apologised to her for interrupting.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Claims Sophia Slept With His Dad's Friend by kandiikane(m): 12:10pm On Dec 31, 2015
These people don't really think about their kid's future with all this nonsense. Your father basically calling your mother a wh0re in front of the whole world, Childish man...

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Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Shares No Makeup Pics by kandiikane(m): 1:48am On Dec 31, 2015
dovelike:
Haters will say am not beautiful too tongue tongue
Igbo wink

Are you wearing makeup in your dp? You look fresh face and cute without it in the pic you posted on here.

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Romance / Re: Can A Guy and a lady be "Just Friends"? by kandiikane(m): 11:44pm On Dec 25, 2015
Afam4eva:

You mean like male and female?

I mean labels.
Romance / Re: Can A Guy and a lady be "Just Friends"? by kandiikane(m): 6:10pm On Dec 25, 2015
Afam4eva:

Aren't you a Lez?

What's up with all these labels?
Romance / Re: Can A Guy and a lady be "Just Friends"? by kandiikane(m): 1:57pm On Dec 25, 2015
I have a male friend I know since I was 12, we hardly spent time these days due to busy schedules, but when we meet, we smoke, drink, merry and plan for the future.
Family / Re: My Husband Went Back To Nigeria Last Christmas To Wed A New Wife - UK Woman by kandiikane(m): 7:21pm On Dec 23, 2015
kilode100:
The Man has very bad taste in women. He comot from one old cargo, enter another one.


There's love in sharing.. Abi na spirit go marry the remaining Aunty Gweggs?

To be honest, that is quite untrue, the man is in the same boat as the wives. He went for what he can take home.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, How Do You Prefer Your Man To Have His Facial Hair? (Pics) by kandiikane(m): 6:30pm On Dec 20, 2015
3,5 and 6
Romance / Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by kandiikane(m): 8:43pm On Dec 19, 2015
And this is why men will think you aren't shyt! You don't want to be seen as human, why should you be treated like one? Might as well go close up your anus, so he won't see it to know you really do poo. Mtchew!
Fashion / Re: Guys/ladies Pls I Need Your Help!!!!! ASAP by kandiikane(m): 6:31pm On Dec 19, 2015
grin

Why you want wear tie sef?
Religion / Re: What They Won't Tell You At The Abortion Clinic. by kandiikane(m): 2:21pm On Dec 13, 2015
Another Pro-life bullshyt propaganda!

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Romance / Re: When A Girl Is Caught Cheating by kandiikane(m): 12:32pm On Dec 09, 2015
AishyWemsy:
Girl if u r caught cheating, and he says he forgive u after ur plea and I don't deserve u stuffs, just know his forgiveness is not real, even if he was sincere at that point, d whole show will always haunt him and u will receive cold treatment each time. Am yet to meet d man that can sincerely and really forgive that. Be real and faithful. Though it is sad to say, men get away with it, they get forgiven. Is just so unfair
I disagree.
Romance / Re: She's Very Pretty But Has A Mouth Odour by kandiikane(m): 3:26am On Dec 09, 2015
CaroLyner:
Maybe she dosnt brush daily. Trick to use
on her nxt time. 'Hey babe am bored, can we goan brush our teeth?
Lmaoo...
Family / Re: A Wife Sent Her Hubby A Shocking Birthday Message After Beating Her Mercilessly by kandiikane(m): 6:50pm On Dec 08, 2015
EVILFOREST:

From her message and looks.
I have the Feelings that she is possessed with a BAD character/lacks respect.
She must have been Overempowered to the extent that her MOUTH now uses solar battery.

I may be wrong, but I feel so.
That doesn't undermine the fact that the MAN may be an eediot.

MOST Ladies now need to be tamed before marriage, because those mermaids we prayed against and envisaged that they came from the sea, now LIVE amongst us.
By the way, she put up the STORY on Social media for we to have a glimpse and possibly make contributions.

What nonsense! Even in the laws of self defence, there is an extent to how far you can defend yourself. You cannot equate being pushed to taking a brick and grievously harming your opponent as self defence. That man is a disgusting excuse for a human being. He is the type who only find his strength when he's with women who are weak minded or thinking God will solve their heartaches, ask him to stand to his fellow men or women who have nothing to lose, he will just cower like the b!tch ass monkey he is. Ediot!

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Romance / Re: He's Only Using You For Sex - Debunked by kandiikane(m): 10:18am On Dec 06, 2015
Miggs:
this is what happens when u teach women how 2 read and write.they go haywire.a young woman bragging abt frequently having sex wit her boyfriend.this is d civilisation my grandfather gave his life for?this is why I believe d best place 4 a woman is d kitchen.I also believe women shld be seen and not heard.Thank God countries like saudi arabia,iran and afghanistan still exist.the men in those societies know d right way 2 control women wit an ironfist

Lol..
Romance / Re: Categories Of Ladies Who Do Not Deserve 'No-Sex Relationships' by kandiikane(m): 10:01am On Dec 06, 2015
I don't understand why there are so many potential rapists in nigeria? Is it something in the water or food? If she still says no to all that rapmoney mentioned, will she be forced to have sex?

This should not have been on frontpage, it promotes ra.pe! Stop using money to attract women. I understand most of you don't have anything to show for yourselves when attracting a woman except the pittance you hang on a stick to pull in all these hungry girls but that does not give you the right to say what they can or cannot to do with their body.

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