CzarChris:
I'm really trying my very best to be civil here but people like you. . . . . . BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!


. . . . . . . To comment is not by force.
People like you and Kanwulia should learn the meaning of maturity and intelligent response from these Nairalanders below

You must think everyone comes to NL to be PHOCKED by TOADS. . . .to get a meaningless end-of-year award. Ha!

You berra be off to see the WIZARD of OZ for A FEW BRAIN CELL!

Hopefully, YOUR NUMB-SKULL would not need some fertilizer!

I replied you politely. . . You are indeed a MATRIMONIAL HAZARD!
Grow up and be a man FIRST!
Having a tad functional "PENIZ" does NOT make you one for a poverty-STRICKEN victim looking to USE YOU TO ESCAPE POVERTY. . . . So she at least STOP SHARING A POT OF STEW AND DECAYED, FRIED-ICE-FISH with 5000 village members. . . . however temporary!

Childhood friends ABEGGGGGI!
Who wan "befriend" online HARLOTS/YAHOOISTS of unknown parentage?

Including doz on NL showing pisshures and praising their "LORDS"!

MUCHECHECHECHE!

Joy go soon turn to SOWWO!

OkikiOluwa1:

he get mouth like closet abi?
Spewing rubbish!

Na competition ni?
You sef nor fit "spew"?
Whissssh wan consain you?
Abi SATAN SHYTE for YA THROAT?

francizy:


Lmao! May God have mercy on you and relieve you off this bitterness..
From your pic, you seem like a woman so I don't really understand why u acting this way..
Who hurt you this bad?

Na today you come NL? You attention-seeking POLYMINIKERING SEUN OSEWA NL WHHHHHHHORRRRRE?

Who hurt who?
I should change MY STYLE of posting because one LOKKKKITOTO-IKEMBA-SUPER STAR with 2000 IDs don get JESUS LIVER, resurrect from one BOKO-NAMA, PISSY, SAMBISA-FOREST-GRAVE to show im WOR-WOR, OTONDO azzzze for my front?

You dey KRAAAAAAAAZE!
You must be one of YOU NL, OVER-PHOCKED, recycled, FUGLY-BLAAAAAAAACK-AZZZZZZZED, PHAAAAAT, FAILED-BLOGGERS(competing on NL witi AGBADA-SENEGALESE, EVENING GOWN/BIKINI KPA-KPA )!!!

Why you nor go LOOZZZZE to JENI "AUNTY JEMIMA" of the NL-DEC-2014 competition of NL, AFROCENTRIC, EBOLA-STRICKEN COMPETITORS OF THE WEEK/YEAR?

Na ya pROLEM be dat abi?
Na im dey BITE YOU TODAY?
Sorry! I can't help you!

Na me you wan take campaign for NL-FAMILY-SESSSSSHUN-POSTER OF OUR BLESSED 2014AD?

I SAY. . . . YOU MUST BE MAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!

Go and learn how to BLEACH weh-weh(make you yellow small, so we can tell when you are laughing or crying). . . . AND LOSE AT LEAST 200kg. . . "AKPA UKPILLA ati DANGOTE CEMENT FAAAAAT-TRIES OF NL PLC DI KA GI!!!!

Make I cassssh DATI YA LOCAL H-ASSSS FOR MY POST AGAIN!

Phackkkkkin' ijjjjat!

francizy:


Why all the bitter posts? Did an Igbo girl take your Hubby's attention from??
Just asking and please don't insult me cuz I don't have energy to exchange words with people... Thank you

PHOCK off!
Who dey exchange words with you?
Nor be you QUOTE my post?
I h-answer you. . . . You wan ? my post/and how I am supposed to respond "by YA H-ALMIGHTY standards"!
Afo ta gbu kwa gi by 12AM TROPICAL-STANDARD TIME DIA!
Bizzzzzzzy-Barrrrrrry!

francizy:


At times, the men are to blame especially when they marry any woman they see after they must have lost their wives to divorce or death. But the question is, how many women out there are willing to take other people's children as theirs?
Some women are pretty cunning and can pretend to love a man's children for Africa only when he's at home.
So i don't think its easy finding that woman cuz they are just few.

The men think with their BLOKOSES ke!
Brainless BULLS without BALLS!
Many of them GENERATIONAL COWARDS. . . . . . with BELLES like "AMAECHI NMUANAGOR" of "IGBO NOLLYWOOD"! All they think about is to EAT, PHOCK N SNORE" like MEDIEVAL, LONDON FOG-HORNS"!


Weda their BOOLOGICAL child/children from outside or h-inside wed-lock dey alive or dey suffer DAILY RITUAL EXERCISES from their MGBEKE CARRIBEAN QUEENS ati BAHAMA MAMAS o. . . . Not their bizz!


NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN WITCHES OF WOMEN FROM THE EASTERN PART OF NIGERIA WITH "CHI" in their names NA THE VERRRRRRRRY WORST!!!!!

TUFIAAAAAAKWA!!!!!

Nmeri17:


So yo children won't even enjoy the luxury of growing up in a Christian home? poor things

Unfortunately, they are growing up in A CHRISTIAN HOME like I did(with my husband and mother. . . ..the so-called "OCCULT-CATHOLICS". . . .I will spare them the SHOCK, till they can start asking questions.
For now, going to church serves as an ADDED MEANS to socialize with other "little M0R0NZ" like themselves.
For my personal amusement of course!

francizy:


Well, I know women are the best when it comes to loving and making sacrifices for their children, but why don't they extend just a little bit to other people's children?

It is a CHRISTIAN DISEASE!
AKA WITCHCRAFT!
Never DIE and live your kids with CHRISTIAN WITCH!
Take them with you to your graves!!!!!

What I can't understand is WHY THE USSSSSSSELESSSSS POOOHSIE-WHIPPED HUSBANDS OF THESE WITCHES CAN'T WRING THEIR NECKS!

Staying is a LOVELESS marriage for her kids!
The greatest sacrifice!


As for the witches that maltreal other women's kids.
Na Christian Satanic-Wives Of Africa PLC!

Natin!

I am no longer a CHILD!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my state of independence as an ADULT.
Especially, the freedom from GOING TO THOSE DAMNED, STUFFY SHRINES A.K.A CHURCHES. . . . . . for H-IMBECEEEEELES.

You wanno try those EDO women?

Fire for fire. . . . We dey make our own ACID KE!

Deji of Akure, come and try ya luck!

A nursing mother?

Lemmmme guess?. . . . . . HE WANTED TO PHOCK AND SUCK HER "lactation BUNS"!

You must live in the jungle of Africa!
Pity!

PRIMITIVE concerns for PRIMITIVE people!

Chaaaaaaaai!!!!
Chaaaaaaaai!!!!
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!!!!

Nothing wrong with the lady or your family.

YOU ARE THE ONLY PROBLEM!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IMMATURE!

Allegory:

Eww

Allegory:


What kinda blokus have u been seeing . The competition leaves allowance for kids in his age bracket and even older kids. It's not infant competition nah

MANY!!!!!

I said "after EJAKULATION". . . .
Abi you nor dey look after YOU LEAP FOR JOY?

bukatyne:


Why it is so, I am yet to decipher

I will say some though

Na so una "GOD" make am o. . . .

To quote PROPHET BOB MARLEY "sing" . . . .

Man was made to SUFFER. . . .
AND WOMAN WAS MADE TO. . .. FEEL. . . .THE. . . .PAIN. . .!

royalsweetness:
lmao, he's just a year old Kanwulia, u make it sound like I registered my husband for tge competition

I year nor be INFANT again o abeg!
Babies na 0 to 12 months!
Dem dey crawl. . . .NOT SPRINT across STREETS!

No wonder he still needs "a lot of votes"!
Abeg, go take form for MR NAIRALAND 2014 contest!
I go vote for am!

Cute toddler!

But? ? ?
Disi wan still dey soku breasssss ni?
Waaaaay too old for CUSSON"S 'baby' contest don't you think?
He don pass the "Gerber phases" tey tey na HABA!!!!
The dude's got moIStach for crying out loud!
His middle finger alone is bigger than MOST BLOKOSES I have seen in my lifetime "after eJAKUlation"!
Try "SESAME KIDS" contest abeg!

Read more ke?

Otolo gba gbu kwa gi dia!
EWU TUESAY MORRRRING DI KA GI!!!!

You must be "Christians" right?
Why don't you BOTH repent on Sundays and kEEP PHOCKING from Monday to SARRRRADAYS?

GHETTO-HOOD-RATS!
How did I guess THE WOULD BE BLACKER THAN MIDNIGHT?

The dangers of "BABY MAMMA" homes keep manifesting!

A NEW YORK or LONDON-GHETTO for sure.

Sheeeeeeeesh!

This model or "set-up" has NEVER worked in ANY MANSION of the world. . . . . .not to mention this your size 4 by 4 casket.
Get ready to make it a funeral procession for ONE or ALL!
2 menstruating bitcheeez flinging their "pads" over your nostrils every month will surely make YOU the MOST LIKELY FIRST VICTIM.

All the best hon'!

Heck yeah!
When he or she meets a more ABUSIVE terror!

jeffizy:
^^^^^^ One of the greatest virtues of a man is being real. IMO.

You bet your sweet pickle!

Very easy to get a husband.
Keeping one is the problem.
After marriage, MOST MEN become ALBATROSSES, "GUANTANAMO GAYS" or at best . . . . "CROSSES OF CALVARY"!!!!

jeffizy:

How did I forget that!
I like your perspective.

We are NIGERIANS you know?
I will always use the Nigerian "perspective".
Just keeping it real.

Not really!
All she needs is a SUGAR-DADA!

Interesting!

nwaorah:
@Kanwulia: Hence the need for the magnifying lens

Still not recommended!
NEWBORN babies do not have nails significant enough to CLIP!
This is to satisfy the insatiable needs of the parent, who wants to POSE with the latest gadget in town!
It is good to wait till the child is older. . . . .GREATER THAN 1 month old!

SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia your attention is needed here . come and give your sisterly advice. E Don shele o

Is this a problem?
Na 2015 we wan see so o!
Teenage preggies nor be taboo anywhere in this world!!!
Make she born am, go for DNA test, then come back for more instruction.
Simple!