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Family / Re: I Taught My Lover A Big Lesson By Killing His Only Daughter - Woman by Kanwulia: 3:52pm On Nov 02, 2014
SAMBARRY:
Where are these women sef when you need them



kanwulia, efemena, cococandy.ebobi o

Naaaaaaaaaaaa. . . . . If I reeaaaaally want some bushmeat, I will head to SAMBISA FOREST abi? grin
Family / Re: I Taught My Lover A Big Lesson By Killing His Only Daughter - Woman by Kanwulia: 3:46pm On Nov 02, 2014
SAMBARRY:
A notable pastor said adultery is when adults are playing lottery with their destiny.so the woman killing the child who knows nothing or has any business with 2 of you guys stoopeedity is supposed to pain a supposedly irrational and irresponsible man abi? undecided



good riddance to bad rubbish for the 2 of them.so all along kanwulia was right when she's always saying something about people killing themselves because of blokos.so she was right after all whe some angry and resentful peeps always tried to make her look crazy. See everything she keeps saying coming to pass

Bia?
You nor dey taya for these PSYCHO topics? grin
Family / Re: .. by Kanwulia: 11:10pm On Nov 01, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agJQxJtKrmM

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . .
I nor see any pissssssssssshure oooooooo. . . . wink
Abi una dey dream ni? grin

*chai!!! time for work already* angry
Family / Re: .. by Kanwulia: 10:50pm On Nov 01, 2014
Nmeri17:


ogini di?? cheesy mgbeketoto in 3D!! haaa this one u gree show face last last cheesy werrin happen oo??

Are you for real? shocked
Like. . . .SERIOUSLY?
Family / Re: Is It Right For A Wife To Arrest Her Husband because She Was Beaten By Him? by Kanwulia: 10:41pm On Nov 01, 2014
Hmmmmmmmmmmm!


*observing only*

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Family / Re: .. by Kanwulia: 10:33pm On Nov 01, 2014
Kunbee:
^^^that picture tho, lmao grin grin grin

Sometimes. . . only pictures can express what you are thinking.
No words necessary for this kain 'drama' series! grin

*na my 'tonto dike' siddon-look mode be dat o*!

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Family / Re: What Virtues Did U Learn From Your Parents by Kanwulia: 10:12pm On Nov 01, 2014
TO ALWAYS USE MY BRAINS. . . NOT MY TOTO! kiss

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Family / Re: Nigerian 14-year-old Bride Faces Death Penalty For Killing 35-year-old Husband by Kanwulia: 10:09pm On Nov 01, 2014
Ugly WINCH! kiss
Family / Re: He's 21, I Am 19 And We Are Happily Married by Kanwulia: 10:06pm On Nov 01, 2014
Family / Re: Wives, Never I Repeat Never Go Telling On Your Husband Especially To Your Family by Kanwulia: 9:49pm On Nov 01, 2014
My family nor get work ni? Abi na 'THE NIGERIAN VILLAGE-MARKET SQUARE' una dey live ni? undecided
Dem go juss 'hiss'. . .waka comot! cheesy
My husband would be the LAST thing they would be interested in. . .
. . . And vice versa! Borrrrrrrrrrrrrring shyte! Na me or dem f'O'rst to marry? undecided

We nor dey judge that kain case for my family o.
Before you open your mouth begin. . .dem don WAKA GO! kiss

Na you and ya 'GOD' or 'SATAN' o!

I don't remember ANY TIME in my life ANY of their siblings discussed their spouses. . . .
Ova to the 'BUSHMEATS'! NEVEEEEEER!!!!cheesy

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Family / Re: .. by Kanwulia: 9:44pm On Nov 01, 2014
Waka Pass Je Je! lipsrsealed

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Family / Re: .. by Kanwulia: 9:42pm On Nov 01, 2014
Kanwulia in WTF? mode!

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Family / Re: What Does It Really Mean For A Woman To Be Submissive by Kanwulia: 9:36pm On Nov 01, 2014
Hia we go again!

So help me. . . . .*&%!
Family / Re: What Was Ur Experience When U Followed Your Mother To The Market by Kanwulia: 7:10pm On Nov 01, 2014
moca:

U have already answered cheesy
Abegi pity mama now,bad gal cheesy

E be like say no OLD woman don take ya eye see SOINTIN for market before? grin You sef go "RUTHLESS"! cheesy

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Family / Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Kanwulia: 7:06pm On Nov 01, 2014
SAMBARRY:
grin grin grin



don't provoke them o grin grin

Dey are busy in their EAST LONDON "BI-BI" PUBS tonight!
Dem go re-surface on Monday Morrrrrrrring when awon "OMO WHITES" don suck dem finish to ease frussstrehsun on and off NL na! grin
Family / Re: What Was Ur Experience When U Followed Your Mother To The Market by Kanwulia: 6:59pm On Nov 01, 2014
alutacontinua:


Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wetin be arthritis of the buttocks? cheesy cheesy cheesy

The kind that causes the bones of the IKEBE to DECAY and ROT from OVER-USAGE na! wink
If dem begin WAKA GO, you go dey pity am!
All fake!!!! grin

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Family / Re: What Was Ur Experience When U Followed Your Mother To The Market by Kanwulia: 6:50pm On Nov 01, 2014
Eddygourdo:
my dear. Well with the way my eyes turned red and my grumblings with hissing next time she calls me eddy my darling son I will smell a scam and flee from all possibilities of saying "but mummy how can u claim to be looking for fish to buy when we have passed over ten fish sellers begging u plus u are even ignoring my tantrums. Or Shey their fish na chinko ? "

That na "woman" market o!
Na for dia dem dey go "work out"!
What the pocket cannot buy, the eyes can feast on abi? cheesy

My mamma dey forget say she get "arthritis" of the "buttocks" when she h-enter ANY SHOP!
Even if na MORTUARY! grin

At the airport na she be the first to shout for "wheelchair"! But h-insai market? shocked She be BEN JOHNSON TILL MARKET CLOSE!!!!! You can never find her!!!!! She nor go pick ANY OF HER PHONES!!!!

Amen!

VERRRRRY ANNNNNNOYING!!!!! angry

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Family / Re: How To Keep Your Gay Life Secret In Naija By Chinua Onwukike by Kanwulia: 6:42pm On Nov 01, 2014
SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia o grin grin


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! cheesy
Na lie I tok? cheesy
When a NAIJA man starts farting uncontrollably, not be "Fruits and Vegetable" diet dey cause am o! shocked
Time to h-investigate the "where-there-and-here-and-dia" of his anoooose before he shytes on ya head one day ke! cheesy
Family / Re: What Was Ur Experience When U Followed Your Mother To The Market by Kanwulia: 2:05pm On Nov 01, 2014
I really would love LEAVE HER AZZZZZE DIA for real! angry
Family / Re: "Why Should I Pay Child Support For A Child I Didn't Want?" by Kanwulia: 6:01pm On Oct 31, 2014
soulglo:


True and the same goes for the men. I don't think any sensible woman would try to win mans love by taking him to court? Don't sleep with anything that offers you ass. At least like the person enough to have a meaningful conversation. A man running out of the country to avoid child support obviously has no plans to ever come back. Truth be told, most people regret not taking responsibility for their children later in life. The problem is that sex is so easy to get these days that people have convinced themselves that the pregnancy part cannot possibly happen. The system can only protect you so much.

True!
But na WOMAN dey carry BELLE.
So, anything wey she see. . . . .Na her wahala be dat o!
Most people regretting not talking care of the it children in later life is medicine after death.
Perhaps, they should think twice before having "H-ORGASMS""! kiss

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Family / Re: "Why Should I Pay Child Support For A Child I Didn't Want?" by Kanwulia: 7:16pm On Oct 30, 2014
soulglo:


He could but that won't necessarily stop the child support payments

Then the man/men should do what is necessary!
No man should be chained to a woman because of ANY child.

Move out of THAT country! kiss
I know MANY Nigerian men who did just that!
I would! kiss

Yes, he should have used some form of birth-control.
He NEVER wanted the child from day one.
Love is not by force!
Na woman dey carry belle. Make SHE deal with am!
Next time make dem babes CHOOSE men wey want pikin OR CLOSE DEM TOTOS!
Period! kiss

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Family / Re: Girl Goes Missing After Clubbing by Kanwulia: 7:15pm On Oct 30, 2014
Do you go to clubs to "meet" people? undecided
I go clubbing A LOT.
The last thing I will do is DRINK there OR DANCE WITH ANY TOUT I do not know!

How did she break away from her friends? undecided

I this day and age? undecided
Family / Re: "Why Should I Pay Child Support For A Child I Didn't Want?" by Kanwulia: 6:58pm On Oct 30, 2014
Sign over parental rights!
Simple! kiss
Family / Re: Men Becoming More Responsible In The House by Kanwulia: 6:57pm On Oct 30, 2014
It is a wife's duty to continue where her husband's mother left off. Unless she is married to a "money miss road BIG MAN" that has no time to wash his own car! kiss

Tufiakwa to those!
Sugar daddy materials only!
Not for marriage! Oooooh NO! kiss

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Family / Re: The Perfect Wife by Kanwulia: 6:51pm On Oct 30, 2014
Only a perrrrrrfect HUSBAND CAN GET! kiss

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Family / Re: Family With 12boys Awaits Baby No.13. by Kanwulia: 6:40pm On Oct 30, 2014
Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
This woman don era see "period" for her life? Or na "mrsIM OVULARIA" she day do efry week? shocked
Lucky woman!
No "bloooooodz shiaaaarrrring"! grin
No smelly tampons or pads! cheesy

If na "ghyel" dem born true-true, I sorry for the boys wey go go near dat man gat to go try to toast that "ghyel"! grin The "ghyelghyeel" go be TOMBOY I swear! grin
Family / Re: Stop Calling Motherhood A Job by Kanwulia: 6:28pm On Oct 30, 2014
Just like marriage, and all other interpersonal/professional aspects of life, you can't have one without the other. To succeed in ALL aspects of life you have to WORK hard with motivation, perseverance and TOUGH LOVE! kiss

Motherhood being interpreted as a job can only frustrate those who became mothers by "ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE"! Any mother who truly loves being a "mom" would rejoice at having the MOST DIFFICULT JOB IN THE WORLD! kiss

From conception to birth AND BEYOND, motherhood is INDEED THE TOUGHEST JOB ON THE WORLD!

Fatherhood is the next tough job! kiss

Loving, caring and raising a child UNCONDITIONALLY is a JOB without an end!

The writer is soooooo entitled to his or her opinions! kiss

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Family / Re: She Deceived And Forced Me Into Marrying Her by Kanwulia: 6:15pm On Oct 30, 2014
Well, you confessed she "blessed" you with "kids"!

Better head to the lab for some quick DNA swabs! wink
Politics / Re: FG Withdraws Tambuwal's Security Details by Kanwulia: 9:25am On Oct 30, 2014
So?
Was he born with security details from his momma's azzzzzzze? undecided

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