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Family / Re: Christian Marriage Is Not For Better For Worse......not Biblical by Kanwulia: 9:49pm On Nov 21, 2014
Any marriage ceremony for h-insai bible? grin

All we read is that:

He "took her" and "he lay with her" and "he knew her"! grin

Local tins! embarassed

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Family / Re: He Disappear After One year Of Proposing To Me by Kanwulia: 9:42pm On Nov 21, 2014
But you should understand that the dude is chopping "congo-meat" in London for papers na! grin
He don dey "sharpen" penso inside one OLD, white, fat woman for yonder.
Abeg face ya life! kiss
Family / Re: What Do You Think Of This? by Kanwulia: 9:16pm On Nov 21, 2014
SAMBARRY:
You're sitting on a ticking time bomb of 20something years time that will soon explode on your face




that's what happens when you think with your phenese




I have nothing else to say.chief mrs kanwulia come and put mouth o


Errrrrrrm,

You know say na only poor dudes fit cry this kain cry. grin

Abi you don hia women dey fight for TU BABA im palace? cheesy

Na for this day and age women dey open TOTO to take phock poverty? undecided
Nansenzzzzzzze.
Family / Re: How Will You React If Your Husband Decides To Bring In Another Wife by Kanwulia: 9:10pm On Nov 21, 2014
Errrrrrrm,

The only problem is that: NA ME GET THE HOUSES O! grin

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Family / Re: This Is Why Some Husbands Avoid Questions From Their Wife by Kanwulia: 12:28am On Nov 21, 2014
My husband is SUPER GUILTY of this. . . .VERRRRRRRRRRRRY ANNOYING!!!! angry

Because they were BORN DISHONEST!

A classic sign of YAHOO-YAHOO life! grin

Never to be TRUSTED! kiss

*read more for what?. . . na only thread title i read o! shioooor*
Family / Re: How Can I Add Weight? by Kanwulia: 12:25am On Nov 21, 2014
I only gained weight after I left Nigeria.

Outside Nigeria. . . na to battle weight gain!

Mehn! I looked like all those 'hungry-scruffffffffffffy-looking' NL pageant contestants in Nigeria. cry

Poverty na weight loss I swear! cheesy

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Family / Re: 7 Habits Of Chronically Unhappy People by Kanwulia: 12:12am On Nov 21, 2014
Sounds like the life history of 90% of NAIRALANDERS! cheesy
Family / Re: Marriage,convictions And Solidity by Kanwulia: 12:08am On Nov 21, 2014
"SAUCE" Please? grin

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Family / Re: For Those Married To A Spouse They Didn't Love Initially. by Kanwulia: 12:06am On Nov 21, 2014
Love in AFRICA. . .for AFRICANS. . . .by AFRICANS!!!!

LWKMD!!!!! cheesy
Family / Re: A Woman's Most Difficult Task by Kanwulia: 12:03am On Nov 21, 2014
Gang don go sleep for page 2? wink
Family / Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Feel Great About It. by Kanwulia: 7:28pm On Nov 18, 2014
After 23 years of marital 'staleness'. . . WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO LOSE? undecided

An old 'blokos'? grin

Na now cheating dey sweeeeeeeet oooooh!

After your children. . . TIME TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE!

Oh gal. . . YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT! kiss

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Politics / Re: Who Will Win The 2015 Delta State Guber Election? by Kanwulia: 7:23pm On Nov 18, 2014
Na Uduaghan azzze e do o! cheesy

Any body from APC yet? wink
Politics / Re: 2015: “obasanjo And I Have Agreed To Save Nigeria” – Atiku by Kanwulia: 7:21pm On Nov 18, 2014
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

The WEST BETRAYS JONATHAN AND THE EAST AGAIN!!! cheesy
Politics / Re: ATIKU & OBJ Should Learn by Kanwulia: 7:16pm On Nov 18, 2014
I do believe they are MEN. . .
Not women!
They have absolutely nothing to lose pulling each other down. kiss
When last did you hear OBJ'S VOICE? grin

No. . . OBJ HAS LEARNED HIS LESSON.
He berra keep shut. . .or head straight to BRIXTON JAIL! kiss
Family / Re: If Your Husband Gets Another Girl Pregnant, What Would You Do? by Kanwulia: 7:05pm On Nov 18, 2014
I would not really givvadamn. . . . ! kiss
He knows it too! kiss

If the woman tink say she don jam jack pot. . . make she 'jump h-enter'! cheesy

If the 'husband' has found 'true love'. . . . .my doors or windows ain't locked either!

Not really threatened by another poohsie. Never been! kiss

Na 'both of dem' wahala be dat i o. . . Not my consain!!! cool

Husband na 'trophy' for MGBEKE women ONLY! kiss

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Politics / Re: Poverty: Atiku's Template To Save Nigeria by Kanwulia: 1:17pm On Nov 18, 2014
berem:
I noticed you are an Atiku fan. Lol! grin

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THAT MAN!
Ever since he was OBJ'S VP.
So polished.
He ALWAYS handles himself and family WELL!

Check out his taste in women. . . AND CLOTHES!

The man is tooooooooo musssssssssssh!!!!! cool

He has got A LOT OF CLASS!!!!

I can't say that for up to 10 Nigerian/African men for sure! cheesy
Politics / Re: Poverty: Atiku's Template To Save Nigeria by Kanwulia: 1:02pm On Nov 18, 2014
You have spoken well DADDY! kiss
Don't mind OBJ!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

I love you SAI! cool

Who say ABOKI nor dey go "SUKU"? grin

Say dem nor like school nor mean say dem nor FIT GO SCHOOL abi? wink

BUHARI. . . . .MOVE INTO YA NURSING HOME PLEASE! Thanks! kiss

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Politics / Re: Atiku Returns Presidential Form by Kanwulia: 12:57pm On Nov 18, 2014
Well!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKUUUUUUUU!!!!

Nor lose to that ILLITERATE, FISHERMAN AGAIN O! cheesy

Who is gonna be ya FIRST LADY?

Dem don "return" forms too for ya palace? grin

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Politics / Re: Ijaw/itsekiri Youths Clash On EPZ by Kanwulia: 12:51pm On Nov 18, 2014
These BOKO NAMAS of the SOUTH-SOUTH!
ILLITERATE/EDUCATED agberos!
Twa! cheesy

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Politics / Re: 'how Soyinka & I Set Up Pyrates Confraternity' - 82 Yr Old Prof. Awe Reveals by Kanwulia: 12:48pm On Nov 18, 2014
Hmmmmmm!
CHRISTIAN TERRORISTS OR SOUTHERN NIGERIA PLC!!!! grin
Politics / Re: What The Difference Between APC And PDP? by Kanwulia: 12:45pm On Nov 18, 2014
PDP is the party for STARK ILLITERATES!!! cheesy
APC is the party for GANJA WEED! cheesy

Either way. . . . NIGERIA remains phocked in the AZZZZZ! kiss

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Politics / Re: Drug Crimes: APC Leader, Bola Tinubu Still A Suspect In The U.S by Kanwulia: 12:40pm On Nov 18, 2014
Ribadu nor see disi wan o! grin
Family / Re: Who Bathes Your Girl Child? by Kanwulia: 12:25pm On Nov 18, 2014
I would be concerned myself!
An 8 year-old should be MORE THAN CAPABLE bathing HERSELF! kiss
Unless she is invalid!
Then, may the "gods" protect her TOTO from BOYS AND MEN of THE CHRISLAMIC WORLD! grin

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Family / Re: DAAPADA: Husband Divorces Bride During Wedding After Seeing Her Face by Kanwulia: 12:18pm On Nov 18, 2014
No be BOKO HARAM/SAMBISA marriage? undecided
The bride should wake up and EAT THE CAKE!
Simple! kiss
Family / Re: I know My Husband Is Cheating On Me by Kanwulia: 12:04pm On Nov 18, 2014
Now that you know. . . It is no longer CHEATING o! kiss
You are an ACCOMPLICE with express consent! kiss
Please, stop making CYBER-NOISE.
You married him after winning "the prize" in the dating game of SHIARRRRRRING and KIARRRRRRRRING!
Abeg! Comot for road!
Shioooooor!

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Family / Re: If You Don't Pay Attention To These 5 Areas, Divorce Could Be Imminent by Kanwulia: 11:54am On Nov 18, 2014
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, what is wrong with divorce? undecided
Is it not a part of life?
Especially, in AFRICA. . ..where marriages are to escape POVERTY? grin

Na all marriage be marriage? cheesy
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!!!!

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Family / Re: I Am Fed Up With My Marriage by Kanwulia: 11:48am On Nov 18, 2014
From your pattern of writing, I think you have maximized your potential in life
No wonder you are in the position you are in.
Happy New 2015 in advance! kiss

In your next life, GET A SOUND EDUCATION. . . . .then a job before getting married and procreating like a termite!

Full time house-wife position nor dey reign! kiss
Politics / Re: Baba And Atiku Very Funny - Cramjones by Kanwulia: 10:54pm On Nov 14, 2014
This my BOBO ATIKU na Fashionista Sai!!!!!
Nothing wey e go wear wey nor go fit am! kiss

GOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKKU!!!!!! kiss
Family / Re: What Is The Prescription For Anger? by Kanwulia: 10:49pm On Nov 14, 2014
Walk away! kiss
Family / Re: PICS: What Happens When Girl Walks Around With NO TROUSERS by Kanwulia: 10:46pm On Nov 14, 2014
As you can see. . . . A MAN MUST NOTICE! grin
Dem dey smell am 24/7!!!! cheesy

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