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Family / Re: When Is The Right Time To Delete A Late Loved One's Number. by Kanwulia: 9:20am On Oct 30, 2014
link2ok:


How do yu mean neva

Loved ones can NEVER be unloved, so why delete their numbers? undecided
Family / Re: When Is The Right Time To Delete A Late Loved One's Number. by Kanwulia: 8:51am On Oct 30, 2014
NEVER!!!! kiss
Family / Re: He Wants To Turn her into a Robot after Marriage by Kanwulia: 8:48am On Oct 30, 2014
wakacome:
maybe they look like a seed that should be planted...grin

More like "dummies"! grin
Family / Re: What's On Your Bucket List by Kanwulia: 8:46am On Oct 30, 2014
Nmeri17:
1. watch a live performance of pammy udubonche
2. meet kanwulia
3. furk jayden jaymes

others coming. stay tuned

Hmmmmmmmm!!!!
Glad to know I am still "vegetable" after 7 years in this online wilderness!!!! grin
Nice to meet you too. It has been an absolute pleasure! kiss
Politics / Re: Defection: PDP Demands Tambuwal's Resignation by Kanwulia: 7:27pm On Oct 29, 2014
edgyslim:


Bro na so o. These pdp guys on this forum are all a bunch of jokers. I dont blame them though. 90percent of them have never been to other countries to see what a functional govt does for her citizens. They base their assessment of a govt's performance on ethnicity and religion instead of holding them accountable.

GBAM! grin

But then again Nigeria is a DYSFUNCTIONAL society of socio-economic THUGS IN POLITICS!
Looks like APC HAS MORE EDUCATED AND LITERATE members!
That PDP is full of political harlots who can't count their money even after being SCREWED from dusk till dawn without "recess"! cheesy
Politics / Re: DEFECTION: Tambuwal Was Made Speaker By House Members Not PDP – Gbajabiamila by Kanwulia: 7:19pm On Oct 29, 2014
Hmmmmmmmm

ILLITERATES are shytting on themselves with this analysis o. grin
Politics / Re: Defection: PDP Demands Tambuwal's Resignation by Kanwulia: 7:10pm On Oct 29, 2014
edgyslim:
PDP and petty politics. I only pray God gives their minions on this forum the fortitude to bear the loss.

cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin

This is IT!
I don't have to read past page 1.
I don belle-full with this post ooooooooooo. . . . CHAI!!!!
Family / Re: Family Unable To Pay Hospital Bill After Giving Birth To Triplets. by Kanwulia: 7:06pm On Oct 29, 2014
SCAM-ALERT!
Doz pikin dem nefa reasssssh to go farm? lipsrsealed
Family / Re: He Wants To Turn her into a Robot after Marriage by Kanwulia: 7:05pm On Oct 29, 2014
Only in places like Nigeria can women be "planted" in bedrooms or shops!
Happy germination ladies! grin

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Family / Re: ... by Kanwulia: 11:17am On Oct 29, 2014
iykedare:


grin grin grin

I knew it!
Somebarry suffering from 'KANWULIA-ITIS'!
Notin do you!


*oga don go work. . .time for bed jare. . . the sweeeeeeeet day off continues* cool
Family / Re: Who Is The Most Popular Person(s) On Nairaland Family Session? by Kanwulia: 11:09am On Oct 29, 2014
STENON:
Hmmmmmm.......
*Peeping to see if she is around*



...... Kanwulia........The Americana....

Though I'm not her follower bt I always laugh away my sorrow at anytime I read her comment on Family and Politics section....

Meeeeeeeehn!
Abeg ooo. . . make una call somebarry h-else im name oooooo!
E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSY CHRISLAMIC WINCHES AND WINZARDS go soon begin hol' meeting o.
I wan see 2015 I dey beg una oooooooooooooooh! Hiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!! wink

Soooooooooo. . . this is the reason I was receiving all those 'banzzzz'? "Popularity Banzzz Tinzzz"? shocked

It is a NATURAL SOINTIN!!!! cool


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6P6MleornA

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Politics / Re: Who Will Wn? Two Nollywood Actors Battle Each Other For House Of Assembly Seat by Kanwulia: 10:51am On Oct 29, 2014
These dudes are fine sha! kiss
Enough of those 'old chimpazees' in Nigerian politics!
May the better man (WITH BIGGER/STRONGER BLOKOS)win!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! grin


May the best man win..

Hmmmm!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse!!! cry
Politics / Re: Court Dismisses FOI Request On Stella Oduah’s BMW Cars by Kanwulia: 10:46am On Oct 29, 2014
VICTORY FOR STELLA ODUAH!
God of EBOLA be praised!!!
Alarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkhu BAM BAM!!! cheesy

GEJ till 2029!!! kiss
Family / Re: Viral Photo - Angry Father Disciplines Daughter For Lying About Her Age & Dating by Kanwulia: 10:39am On Oct 29, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrYTz_xmG4w


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prwlOCzeLn0


Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Children nor go keeee us ooooooh!!! Chai!!!!

cry cry cry

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Family / Re: Viral Photo - Angry Father Disciplines Daughter For Lying About Her Age & Dating by Kanwulia: 10:37am On Oct 29, 2014
Family / Re: How Many People Do You Follow On Nairaland And Why by Kanwulia: 10:23am On Oct 29, 2014
NADA!

No patience, no TIME! kiss
Family / Re: Viral Photo - Angry Father Disciplines Daughter For Lying About Her Age & Dating by Kanwulia: 10:18am On Oct 29, 2014
Family / Re: What's On Your Bucket List by Kanwulia: 10:16am On Oct 29, 2014
Out of my bucket list. . .

1. Dinner @ THE BURJ AL ARAB. . . .accomplished!
2. Climb 'THE GREAT WALLS OF CHINA'. . . .accomplished!
3. BE DEBT FREE! . . . .accomplished!

Finally. . .finally. . . still thinking! cool
Family / Re: House Girl Makes Wife Obey Her Command by Kanwulia: 10:10am On Oct 29, 2014
Say NO to 'supporter of APC' blogs! kiss
Family / Re: Viral Photo - Angry Father Disciplines Daughter For Lying About Her Age & Dating by Kanwulia: 10:04am On Oct 29, 2014
Family / Re: Viral Photo - Angry Father Disciplines Daughter For Lying About Her Age & Dating by Kanwulia: 9:55am On Oct 29, 2014
E nor easy to raise children o!
Hmmmmm!
High blood pressure don come be dat! angry

Na who go see this one tink say na 14,15,16 or 18?

She is in love and has a boyfriend?

Hmmmmmm! Very SKIAAARRRRY! embarassed

The child is [size=20pt]10 YEARS OLD AND 5 FT 9INCHES LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG?[/size]

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!! WAHALA!!!!! cry

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Family / Re: Some Parents And The "Questionable" Names They Give Their Children. by Kanwulia: 9:51am On Oct 29, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin

I believe I have already expended a lot of energy on similar topics of this nature.
Weda NL crash erase dem. . . not to my consine!
Next please! kiss
Family / Re: My Husband Refuses To Tell Me About His Secret "Woman" Friend by Kanwulia: 9:38am On Oct 29, 2014
olorimadam:


Did i mention that dis babes number is always saved with "codenames" on his phone? I no crase o, dem talk say anywhere wey smoke remain na because fire don burn for there before.

Abeg marital fidelity is not d same as bondage or watever u call it jo.

Thanks for not helping.


Ha! "Dem tok say. . . . "! So, you know about 'marital infidelity'? And you are here 'forming' on NL huhn? grin
I see you have a problem with 'freedom of expression'.
Is he not the SAME MAN YOU MARRIED. . . with a prior history of 'CHATTING' WITH BABES? undecided
Now that you know. . . WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING. . .RANTING ON NL. . .is my question? undecided
Abi you nor know whia 'DIVORCE' court dey? undecided

What other 'proof' do you need? Abi you nor sabi say 'TOTO DEY SOUR EVEN BEFORE HONEYMOON'? Efin if you be 'VAGIN' ni? undecided

Stop being a 'MUMU'. . . . .Wake up and smell the 'dustbin' please!
The man don give you ring. . . GO AND CARRY BELLE! Or the 'SIDE BYTCH' will surely beat you to it. . .with all this 'busy body' you are doing on NL! cheesy


Hope this will knock some reality into YOU and this ya 'tatafo thread'?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

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Family / Re: My Husband Refuses To Tell Me About His Secret "Woman" Friend by Kanwulia: 9:24am On Oct 29, 2014
olorimadam:


wetin dis one come mean na? Help a sis out.

You really think 'she' needs help?
Sure! FROM A SEASONED SHRINK ONLY!. . . To prescribe the RIGHT combination of 'nerve disorder' pills/elixirs(if she has no teeth or can't swallow 'solids')! kiss
I don't advice 'needy' or 'insecure' men or WOMEN! kiss

Marriage is not , AND SHOULD NEVER BE a 'life' or 'death' sentence you know?
So, because she is 'married' to a 'man'. . . the man should now be ENSNARED in her nauseating, suffocating clutches. . . with her INTIATIABLE quest for 'fresh', serial victims of 'indentured, romantic/matrimonial bondage/servitude'? grin

She go soon krase ke! cheesy
Watch out for PART 2! AKA 'THE HONEYMOON IS OVER'. . . OR 'THERE WAS NEVER A MARRIAGE, BUT IN HER DREAMS'! cheesy

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Family / Re: Who Is The Most Popular Person(s) On Nairaland Family Session? by Kanwulia: 9:21am On Oct 29, 2014
CircleOfWilis:
Kanwulia
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The 'God' of EBOLA made it possible o!
Not by my power o! grin
I am humbled! cool
Family / Re: My Husband Refuses To Tell Me About His Secret "Woman" Friend by Kanwulia: 9:15am On Oct 29, 2014
armyofone:
I miss ema.
Ema with real native spices from my iye and odede's kitchen.



Op, get your own grooves on even if you have to fake it.
It is going to be a long haul.

. . . .And 'bushmeat' with 'ABULA VALUS'! grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2cMd5o7l5Q
Family / Re: ... by Kanwulia: 9:08am On Oct 29, 2014
iykedare:

lunatic 1 of nairaland. stoopid f00oo,l

Mu ha ha ha ha ha
How stoopid can a fool be? grin
Na me be your 'flavor of the month'?
Happy 'H[size=20pt]E[/size]LLOWEEN' to you darling! wink

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lunatic

Definition of LUNATIC

1
a : affected with lunacy : insane
b : designed for the care of insane persons <lunatic asylum>


2
: wildly foolish <a lunatic idea>
— lunatic noun

Na for dia you dey work? cheesy
Oya! Kontinu!

*na ooo be dis 'STALKER' biko kwa nu?. . . .abi love na by force ni? mtchewwwwwwww* undecided
Family / Re: What Would U Wish To Change In Your Family? by Kanwulia: 1:52am On Oct 29, 2014
Errrrrrrm. . . . Nothing! cool
Family / Re: Who Is The Most Popular Person(s) On Nairaland Family Session? by Kanwulia: 1:49am On Oct 29, 2014
Edykul:
Pickabeau1,Thorpido,Egopersonified,Greatgod,Aisha,Kanwulia,Chaircover nd Efemenaxy....Na these names I fit remember now.


Oh yes o!
We dey kamkpeeeeee!!!!
No sssssshakin! cool
7 years and counting! cool

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Family / Re: When Should A Lady Move Out Of Her Parent's House?? by Kanwulia: 12:34am On Oct 29, 2014
Depends on the individual ladies.
Some are sharp and can survive the streets.
Others? cry Sitting Ducks! cry

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Family / Re: Barren Woman Of 27 Years Delivers Baby Boy After 5-years Of Pregnancy by Kanwulia: 12:21am On Oct 29, 2014
Hmmmmm!
The pikin go don sabi read newspaper ke! cheesy

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