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GET A WAX JOB!
Is the mouth menstruating too?

NO!

I am not a MARY POPPINS!

SAMBARRY: Exactly. Monkey dey work baboon dey chop.hiaannnn like the elders say stoopeedity fuels laziness

I say na choice o.
Everyone has the choice to be a monkey or baboon.
Na the 'end-game' be the most important thing o.
There is good investment. . . and there is bad investment.

SAMBARRY: Madamosele kanwulia where are you?

anyway nothing to say because as my mother will say



AS YOU LAY YOUR BED SO YOU WILL LIE.if you marry a lazy man that's your headache. Keep being the man while the transgendered remains the housewife or figure head husband

I dey hia o!
Back from work o Jare.
2 more nights to go!
BA wo ni?
Se da da ni?


Ermmmmm? My husband dey work o!
Every woman has the right to choose!
If I you are slaving to feed a man or woman. . . .
It is called CHOICE!

uchetobi:

Haaaaaaaaa!
Here kams my NL h-elder!
WelKAM!
7 years o!

Hip hop hooray
Eeeeeeeeh
Ooooooooh

Everything in AMERICA!
Nothing about Nigeria!

I feel exactly the same way some of these men feel!

Tufiakwa to the the thought!

Why do men look for tissue paper when they wanno phock?

*to clean over-flowing custard*

Nmeri17: I remember you're married to a Nigerian man. Is he the reason why u think 75% of other Nigerian men are like him

Will you keep KWAYET?
OYA CONTINUU!

Today is a new day.

*can't believe i went 24 hours without a cuss-out feat*!

*chai diarrrris godiooooh!*

kreamidiva: i see u...

Keep up the good works...

Lol

I have 12 hour to go!

*praying to LUCIFER for strength*

cantona2014: Miss/mrs elocutionist , your writting dexterity really show in your short words #lyche

Thank you!
*still practicing SELF-CONTROL today*

Illegal business!
The hand of GEJ!
Ha!

Na today?
Only the CBN can release this kind of money!

ladygogo: Kanwulia is obsessed with zebra prints.

Yessoh!
Now, you know what turns me on!

Hmmmmmmmm!
*still practicing SELF-CONTROL*

carefreewannabe: Kanwulia, thanks for sharing your pictures. I love your kitchen.

Welcome!

kreamidiva: kanyi ñulia today that you are practicing "SELF-CONTROL"

Good luck as you "zip up".

Amen ooooooooooh!!!!!

kreamidiva: Lol... u woman sef!

Me nor even get anything to tell the young man.

There are far greater problems than what he or she tried to post, but I think I will take the high road this time.
I am practicing "SELF-CONTROL" today!
Wish me luck!

Thanks all!
Yessssssoh, I am a ZEBRA freak!
I love animal prints. . . . And a tidy personal space IN MY BASEMENT-BUNKER!

*of course I am very gentle. . . . Extremely ANGELIC. . . . . Until. . . . .

kreamidiva: This one wey u no get anything to tell op.

Hmmmm....

The Yingrish nor let me understand o.
The bad grammar was too distracting.
I gave up!

My wonderful family only!
The rest I have gladly done without!

Surprise-surprise!
Guess from what tribe?

With IBB, SLS, ATK and all the Northern big-wigs. . . .?

Not to worry.
You are not alone my dear Northerners.
Jonathan has also failed NIGERIA.

Thanks to OBJ!

Na wetin dem wan push again?
No be NIGER DELTA NIGGAS DEY FOR PAWA FOR ALMOST 10 YEARS NOW?

Dummies!

ISHI-AKPU. . . go and sit down!

Strictly for OYINBOS.
Not applicable in AFRICA!
No marriage in Africa. . . JUST SHACK UP AND BREED.

Were they writing 'WASC'?

Hmmmmmm!

I prefer the modern times o.
Iphone 7 . . . pre-ordered!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9yS0e_53As

This is the reason why I CAN'T STAND GANGS and groupie friendships!
Too much talking going on here.
The need to confess this and that.

What righteous indignation!

See sour NGWO GWO soup tinz o!

In fact. . . I don't know who to insult first.
Too many choices. . . with equal level of irritation with a truck-load of juveniles.

Next please!

Knowing me. . . I HAVE SAID IT ALL. . .
The good, the bad and the UGLY.
No apologies!

Not a religious hypocrite.
If I like you. . . you will know.
If I can't stand you. . . . .YOU WILL KNOW EVEN MORE!

HerexG: Oh sorry I got you now, the mother has been bearing the burden alone ever since she divorced with her husband. It got to an extent that she couldn't bear it anymore maybe her overreaction scared the poor boy away and she never came looking for him

I have to keep learning one thing in life. . . . I fail most times.
When it comes to blood ties. . . .
If you don't walk in the shoes. . . .you can never understand ANYTHING!

Easier to criticize, than empathize.

CHAI!!!!
Walmart don chop my money finish!!!!!


Bottom line. . .
IF YOU LIVE LIKE A PIG. . . YOU WILL ALWAYS ACT LIKE A PIG.
Find the time to HUMANIZE YOURSELF!
I love the white man's land. . . BEHOLD AMERICA THE MOST BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Yesssssssssoh!
I clean by myself and still look BEAUTIFUL with AJEBUTTER NAILS!
Try this in NIGERIA OR AFRICA. . . YOU WILL AGE AND WRINKLE FASTER THAN YOUR GREAT-GRAND PARENTS!
Hard life. . . no water. . . no electricity.
GENERATOR FUMES AND BOREHOLE RINGWORM INFESTED WATER SUPPLY.
Ta!

Thank you my people.
You know I work very hard ehn?
So, it is important to have a tidy home, so I can continue to progress.
SWITCH TO HARD WOOD FLOORS. . . AND AVOID CARPET. . . EXCEPT IN THE BEDROOMS AND STAIRS. . . .TO KEEP THE NOISE LEVELS DOWN.

Less cleaning with hardwood floors. . . .easier too!


The most important thing is to have YOUR OWN PRIVATE LIVING QUARTERS even in your home.
No body enters there without invitation!
Simple.

We have an agreement. If you wanno mess up your own room. . .YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME THERE.
We meet in common areas only!
It has worked out very well.

When I retire to my quarters. . . .it feels like PARADISE.
My doors are never locked. . . but everyone respects my space!