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Cleanliness is next to Spirituality. . . not GODLINESS!
Do your chores and have some good exercise with LOUD MUSIC!
Me and DORTY not get business o!

Because they are the rejected souls of their God's heaven!
The MARK of Cain they will forever bear!

Try SOUTH-SOUTH!
Na dem be champions for that area o!

More tithes to OBJ and Anenih.. . . . . . .the sole beneficiaries.

HerexG: Stop being a negative man my friend, did I asked you to raise a dim for Wale or for any help ? Tell me why would I lie or is Nairaland paying me for this ? Please let ur criticism to be always constructive before you raise one ,i just pray you don't fall a victim of a terminal ailment or try move out of ur comfort zone nd see what a lot people are going through. Thanks for reading

I did not call you a liar.
You need to pay careful attention.
Thanks!

* sighs *

Anoda wan don come o

My husband dis. . . . My husband that!
Marriage is not a JAIL-SENTENCE!
You are being too suffocating.

I can really see why your husband avoids you.
Your own too much abeg!


Go to your room and stay there!

You don't need friends!
You need a job.
FAST!

I am more concerned with some of the words you used repeatedly. . . . .

Like "cautiousness" and "canvassed"!

Did you really mean to used them?

As for Wale?
Such is the sad reality of life!

We are told a certain son of one GOD like that died for all sins and sicknesses.

What a BIG LIE! 419!!!!

Abegggggggi! Where is the FATHER? Na only the mama dey responsible?
Quite sexxxxxist!
Sheeeeeeeesh.

crackhaus: Protest? You think?
Not really!

Still I say you LIE!
I see you edited your first comment by restricting your example to politicians...how you know what they do or what any gathering with RMD in it does leaves a lot to be imagined, and I'd rather not.

Do these circle of men constitute 75% of Nigerian men?
Let's say for one second I agree that these class of people in your example get phocked in the azzes, how does that justify your 75% figure?

Eishhhhhh...just admit that your figure is wrong..that's my only PROTEST, I care not for what RMD or closet PHAGGOT politrickcians do or not do.

How you know what they do in their CLOSETS still leaves a lot to be imagined.

I am not CATHOLIC.

I am not limiting my stats to Nigerian, male politicians. Just my example within the group. My stats are MY STATS!
75% of ALL NIGERIAN MALES ARE BISEXXXUALS!

Take it or leave it!

esteltiarra: .


Kanwulia you make me laugh so hard whenever l visit the family section, most of your post make sense die, have you ever consider doing comedy as a part time job............

Some of us are on NL as entertainers for free. If I make money out of being funny, it is no longer a gift!
Besides, I already have the job I loooooooove!
Not an ITALIAN JOB o!

iwakolewa: you are so right on this

Oh jes o!
People will always stray out of BOREDOM!
How many different ways can you PHOCK a slack poohsie?

Or, how many different ways can you suck a dead DEEEK?

No matter how good an ashawo is in bed, after marriage and children. . . . He or she becomes humbled by the boredom of monogamy!

Nuahall2k14: Guy! I dey fear u o.

I have been around you know?
Just to let you know sha.
There is the normal vs THE PARANORMAL!


Most "bushmeats" have never seen one!
An ANUS-PLUG is not a hearing aide!
Try to attend a party with politicians like RMD in it!
Many NIGERIAN MALE politicians have been PHOCKED in the azzzzes as INITIATION RITES!

Always RRRRRRRRUN from people who SMOKE AND DRINK. . . . .aka DRUG ADDICTS AND PASTORS!!!!
*hint hint••••••*

hermesprogidy: Tell Kanwulia that. Make sure you wear helmet sha, because she fit break your head

What makes you think I am interested in getting married to a PSYCHOTIC, DIVORCED or WIDOWED Nigerian man?

Na una level be dat o! Ta!

I don't marry "recycled"/second-hand grooms.

I will NEVER do that! Not that desperate to answer or stay a MRS! I only phock and go! Please, stay with ya WOR WOR, FAT WIFE abegggggi!

Shioooooooor!

No one can break ANY HOME WITHOUT A CRACK!

Thank you!

They cook and eat rice everyday!!!

Welcome to TYPE 2 DIABETES and more DEAD BLOKOSES in NIGERIA and AFRICA!!!!

crackhaus: Oh please... my azzzhole and what it looks like is none of your biznis.

Again I say YOU LIE! And you know it..

If anything, it's 90% of women who are bisexual. I can't remember the number of times I heard a straight lady say she admires other pretty ladies.
Most even admit to checking out the b00bs and azzes of other women.

Never do you hear a straight man say he admires the six-pack or d1ck size of another man.

You know I speak the truth, you're just being your usual naughty and troublesome self here again.

I will excuse your naïveté!
You are still in the category of those who believe in what people say as gospel!

Maybe you should pay more attention to WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO!

The reason people like you are easily fooled by the likes of Catholic PHAG-PRIESTS. . . and the ODULELES and EDDY LONG JOHNS of the world!

Ha!

Thou protest waaaaaaaay too much!

This one good na!
Try the uniforms on BRITISH and NIGERIAN NURSES with those their 1500BC paper, sail-boat hats pinned to their heads!

*pukes*

crackhaus: You know that's a lie, even you don't believe yourself.

O.K!

Do yourself a favor and examine the azzzzhole of any NIGERIAN man you meet. Chances are it may resemble a hybrid of edible vegetables . . . . Namely BROCCOLI and CAULIFLOWER!

Next, take a peep into their phones when unlocked!
Read the messages from their fellow men, or the GAY-SEX files downloaded for personal viewing and private "indulgence"!

MOST NIGERIAN POLITICIANS ARE IN BISEXUAL CULTS! Fact!
They PHOCK each other for RITUAL!

Start with yours!

The #1 selling commodity in NIGERIA currently is the ANA-L PLUG to combat uncontrollable FARTING AND DEFECATION!

Please, educate yourself!

Any man that PREACHES against the gay lifestyle to a point of evangelism is the most hypocritical CLOSET-PHAG!

PointB: We didn't care before, and we would never care. If it's one Nigeria, so should it be in full. If it's not, then best we all part ways!

You must be IGBO?
A lot of words from one who claims not to care!
Yet you want to be king in anoda man's land?
You guys are really filled with DEMONIC ASPIRATIONS AND TORMENTATIONS!

The BOKO HARAM of Southern Nigeria!
Anywhere you are, nothing but DISCORD and STRIFE!

May you never know peace, joy, happiness, good health, prosperity AND MUCH MORE!

Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Get married like MOST NIGERIAN MEN!
Once you can swing back and forth toto and anus, you are covered.

Take frequent separate trips from the family and hook up with "your YOUTH LEADERS" outside the country as business seminars/meeting cover-ups!

Impregnate as many desparate women as possible.

Many poor wives of NL are still fasting and praying while casting and binding with their almighty marriage certificates ke!

75% of NIGERIAN males are BISEXUAL!

Fact!!!!!

Do some people keep asking why a certain group of WEED-SMOKING, drug-trafficking, hereditary/genetical-ritualistic, wife/mother/father-killing, tribalistic goons are hated all over the world?

Look no further than this thread!
Imagine the EFFRONTERY!

Hilarious!

Go and ask those who have!
Your reality show will be cancelled in season 0.1.

Na for NL una go DIEVORCE ke!

MUCHECHECHECHE

Very impulsive.
I NEVER STICK TO ANY SHOPPING LIST and I HATE TO CUT COUPONS!

Money is meant to be spent!
I am not innarestid in being a millionaire!
If I have money. . . . I SPEND IT!

I loooooooove my vacation too!
No apologies!

Not all kids are intellectually-motivated.

NL is owned by . . . . . . ?

Please, no need to waste time and resources on them.

They can be entertainers. Look within every individual child for strengths and weaknesses.

Simple!

smada13: I don't have to reply u but sincerely it just shows what's going on in your house n family...... you need to see a psychiatrist urgently and also a counsellor..

sorry for the predicament u've found urself ehn.....

Oh shuttttup and get ya lazy azzzzzz in your kitchen and learn to boil an egg!

You are old enough to PHOCK, so learn how to cook!

Ewu!

I smell SEXXXXXUAL frustrehshun and serious AGRO!

Na today?

Ask your parents, not NL!
How did you study as a toddler?
Una get IPad for una village?

Please, stop using an innocent toddler to buffer marital squabbles!

The problem is not with your toddler.

Thanks!

BlackLeopard: Ayy, I guess I'm seeing what your issue is; we're having different arguments here.
I'm not saying religion of ANY sort is savior for depression, nah. Not at all.

I'm saying that there's nothing IN religions that should prevent people from seeking MEDICAL help.

AKA I basically was saying, it's not against anything to seek a doctor evaluation, spirituality wise.
And telling people, 'I doubt God would want you to suffer, nah, you go fi care'.

That's MO BETA!
Then we simply disagree.
No need to argue since there is absolutely no reason to convince each other!

Amen!

MadCow1: You too....

Oh JES o!

Princecalm: what do u mean by that?

You don't know divorce is a STIGMA in Africa and on NL?
Why give ya h-enemies more ammo?

The more reason he will contest to cover up more INCOMPETENCE!

So?
Survival of the fittest = DEMOCRACY!

Tooooooooooooooo CUTE!