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TechguyBlog:
Has he ever collected money from you before? Did he s*l*aughter any of your family member? Stop calling people names anyhow.. It's okay to hate someone.. Just let the person be. Rest... If you have prove submit it to dss if you feel you can't trust the police

Ok.
What is the job of a 'Lagos Agbero'?
At least I know an agbero carries goods in wheelbarrows for clients.
I specifically asked you for the job description of a 'LAGOS AGBERO' like MC Oluomo.
Please, answer.
Thanks.

loosecanon50:
Someone sent me the complete 100 page petition. If you read it ehh, you’ll be wet down there according to KanwuliaExtra . Obi didn’t come to play……Tinubu is gone

Are you messing with that man?
His wife said it ke.
You go 'wet' for real oooo. . . .

See free and FEAR selection o.
Up APC!!!
More protests to come. . . .

3 DAYS later?
Wetin dem dey cooklate?

You go gal!

F1 ex-governor.
Who dash you "G" status?

Larryndelaw:
name one offense MC committed with proof

You mean ONE offence CAUGHT ON CAMERA?
He is a known Lagos terrorist and extortionist.

fx45:
Is it fair?

Free and fair. . . Unlike APC-INEC.

flokii:
I marvel at the way Igbos have gathered to oppose a clear victory for Tinubu at the polls.. na so una hate Yoruba reach?.
Nna ehnn I pity Yorubas wey don marry Igbo..

I remember one Igbo guy squeezing face when he saw me and I was like.. I no send your papa o, if you scratch my back I'll scratch your face.

Las las una go leave West for Yorubas to stay alone.. We no kuku beg una to enter night bus come our land.

Please, not only Igbos.
The whole country opposed. . . Why you keep mentioning ONLY IGBOS is an insult to other Nigerians.
Nigeria as a whole!
All tribes are opposing, even in THE NORTH!
Educate your narrow 'yoruba mind' please.

And MC Oluomo is roaming free. . . .

fx45:
You can imagine how I start getting ideas in my head anytime you talk about that 'twitching down there"...

Mission accomplished. . .

Intruder spotted!

MrBrownJay1:
i am safe to say that, on LG smart TVs, you cant as i didnt put accounts on any of the TVs at home (but will have to look into it, if THEY create a secret account on the TV).

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See HOT SWEAT!!!!


bro you are extra tough on these kids, but i guess each and everyone knows the type of children they have, thus best suited to know what works for them.

I say I have APC-INEC C-R-I-M-I-N-A-L-S!!!!!
Real YAHOO-YAHOO GANG O!
I am so thankful I am an older parent.
I have PLENTY OF TIME TO PLAY POLICE..✅

Dis na the kain questions to take burst their brains SEVEN DAYS A WEEK!

500 QUESTIONS EVERY GADDDDEM DAY!
If you miss it you carry it to the next day.
It keeps piling up.

If they don’t finish, I wake them up at 3AM to start!✅

KanwuliaExtra:
My best friend ?

The IXL APP!✅
If you use this on any child, dem brain go reset sharp-sharply!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VulfBWtsVLE

My best friend ?

The IXL APP!✅
If you use this on any child, dem brain go reset sharp-sharply!

Drug testing kit and pregnancy testing kit nko?
Plenty plenty!✅

What I will NEVER tolerate in this house is DRUUGS of any kind including alcohol.✅

Oh yes! I do PAD bucket counts EVERY MONTH. You cannot throw ANY USED PAD OR TAMPON AWAY without clearing with me FIRST! Or you see pepper!✅

Home cameras A MUST!

I stay ALONE in the basement and my place is heavily wired with A SEPARATE ALARM SYSTEM.

You can’t come down there when I am not home.✅

1Sharon:
Probably a smart TV

Satellite cable system with TV.
Smart TV cannot work without Wi-Fi.
Or you must have a ROKU or similar device which must also use a Wi-Fi.✅

1Sharon:
I see...must be a big age gapp

Oh yeah!✅

1Sharon:
I thought you said you had grandkids?

If course!
4 grand kids.
My last 2 are teenagers!
The first 2 are out of the house.

How many marriages?
TWO!!!!

MrBrownJay1:
ah no, that i cannot do....so long as it aint junk food, let them eat bellyfull.... before they go to school and act like hungry begging kids during school meals.

Only after they have done their work!✅
I don’t have time to argue.

MrBrownJay1:
lol, you had me checking the TV right now and cant see how they could get the password from there...pls we are here to learn, tell/teach us more on the above in bold.

Go to settings
Account
Wi-Fi user information

It is all there!
Anyone can work into your house and get that info by operating your TV!

For boys, always LOCK YOUR FRIDGE!✅
You know dem like to chop well well!

MrBrownJay1:
bwaaaaaah! changing the wifi password would have them lose their mind... but i learned the hard way that some smart pikin will connect cables directly unto the router for network, lol!
all in all, it is your home and you are the parent, so they must obey your rules or face the consequences.

Come to find out you can obtain the Wi-Fi password FROM THE TV!
I changed password taya ke!

I also had to get a separate router for my security system and TV locked up in my room.

They graduated to disconnecting it and shutting everything down, do the security and phone systems to go down like NIGERIAN BVAS!

Too bad Nigeria does not have cost-effective stable electricity supply.

I have installed A SOUND SECURITY SYSTEM ALL OVER THE HOUSE.✅

Any mofo must come through the front of the house and will have to overcome TWO problems.

1. My door bell camera
2. My boxer-bulldog mix!

No more strange FedEx packages at my door!
No more strange drivers picking and dropping off some “people” when we are at work.✅

MrBrownJay1:
in this day and age, take away their fancy gadgets (phone/tablets/playstation etc) and/or take away their play time and instead punish them with house chores etc
sending a child to boarding school is BY FAR the worst move ever.

Corrrrrect!

I will NEVER send dem to boarding school lai lai!

I go raid dem room carry dem phone for night.
OMO! Westin my eyes see dia ehn?
Even me for dis age konnot compete!

I just confiscated ALL PHONES JEJE and removed them from my family plan.

Then they graduated to stealing discarded phones or borrowed discarded phones from their classmates to tap into my Wi-Fi

APC - INEC C-R-I-M-I-N-A-L-S!!!!

Thank my Gad I am techno savvy!
I activated my parental control feature on my home network and disconnected ALL DEVICES I DID NOT RECOGNIZE.✅ Dem weak!

Klass99:
Rotfl 🤣. You won't need a gym membership again na, your yeye dey boom sha.

Teenage years can be a royal pain and a real nightmare, I have nothing but sympathy for you.

I dey show dem ke. . . .

1. They must wash all bathrooms in the house. . . ALL 4 EVERY WEDNESDAY.
2. They must wash all clothes EVERY FRIDAY.
3. They must baff the dog EVERY SUNDAY.
4 They must sweep the front and back of the house and mow the lawn EVERY SATURDAY

stxrlight:
Hard on ke? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is serious, lmaoooo.

Every dissapointment is a blessing. . . .Very strange. I can't explain it.

Klass99:
Rotfl 🤣. You won't need a gym membership again na, your yeye dey boom sha.

Teenage years can be a royal pain and a real nightmare, I have nothing but sympathy for you.

Imagine?
This is what we eat at least ONCE A WEEK!

Then you want to run around to beat hefty 13-18 year-olds WITHOUT TYING THEM DOWN?

They will KICK your teeth out kpata kpata.

Dem cholesterol level better pass ya own ke!

I have learned my lesson!
Thank God for house chores, libraries and a full subscription to the IXL app.✅

Klass99:
Kanwulia the extra, I have nothing to say other than, thanks for making me laugh.

You don try to pursue hefty teenage boys or girls around the house before?
Noboby will tell you to respect your 'cholesterol level' ke!
You go feel your whole heart dey beat KPIM KPIM KPIM KPIM for inside your eyes, nose ears and mouth walahi.
Na real work out!
Na so the ijjjjiots go dey run upandan. . .kon dey kick legs like drug addicts!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Oskiki:
Hahahahaha 😀😀😀😀

It is amazing.
I never thought I will ever feel this way out P.O. Maybe because he is IGBO I think.
I am loving it!
The best aphrodisiac I swear.
UN-BEH-LIEVABLE.