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Too bad Nigeria does not have cost-effective stable electricity supply.

I have installed A SOUND SECURITY SYSTEM ALL OVER THE HOUSE.✅

Any mofo must come through the front of the house and will have to overcome TWO problems.

1. My door bell camera
2. My boxer-bulldog mix!

No more strange FedEx packages at my door!
No more strange drivers picking and dropping off some “people” when we are at work.✅

MrBrownJay1:
in this day and age, take away their fancy gadgets (phone/tablets/playstation etc) and/or take away their play time and instead punish them with house chores etc
sending a child to boarding school is BY FAR the worst move ever.

Corrrrrect!

I will NEVER send dem to boarding school lai lai!

I go raid dem room carry dem phone for night.
OMO! Westin my eyes see dia ehn?
Even me for dis age konnot compete!

I just confiscated ALL PHONES JEJE and removed them from my family plan.

Then they graduated to stealing discarded phones or borrowed discarded phones from their classmates to tap into my Wi-Fi

APC - INEC C-R-I-M-I-N-A-L-S!!!!

Thank my Gad I am techno savvy!
I activated my parental control feature on my home network and disconnected ALL DEVICES I DID NOT RECOGNIZE.✅ Dem weak!

Klass99:
Rotfl 🤣. You won't need a gym membership again na, your yeye dey boom sha.

Teenage years can be a royal pain and a real nightmare, I have nothing but sympathy for you.

I dey show dem ke. . . .

1. They must wash all bathrooms in the house. . . ALL 4 EVERY WEDNESDAY.
2. They must wash all clothes EVERY FRIDAY.
3. They must baff the dog EVERY SUNDAY.
4 They must sweep the front and back of the house and mow the lawn EVERY SATURDAY

stxrlight:
Hard on ke? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is serious, lmaoooo.

Every dissapointment is a blessing. . . .Very strange. I can't explain it.

Klass99:
Rotfl 🤣. You won't need a gym membership again na, your yeye dey boom sha.

Teenage years can be a royal pain and a real nightmare, I have nothing but sympathy for you.

Imagine?
This is what we eat at least ONCE A WEEK!

Then you want to run around to beat hefty 13-18 year-olds WITHOUT TYING THEM DOWN?

They will KICK your teeth out kpata kpata.

Dem cholesterol level better pass ya own ke!

I have learned my lesson!
Thank God for house chores, libraries and a full subscription to the IXL app.✅

Klass99:
Kanwulia the extra, I have nothing to say other than, thanks for making me laugh.

You don try to pursue hefty teenage boys or girls around the house before?
Noboby will tell you to respect your 'cholesterol level' ke!
You go feel your whole heart dey beat KPIM KPIM KPIM KPIM for inside your eyes, nose ears and mouth walahi.
Na real work out!
Na so the ijjjjiots go dey run upandan. . .kon dey kick legs like drug addicts!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Oskiki:
Hahahahaha 😀😀😀😀

It is amazing.
I never thought I will ever feel this way out P.O. Maybe because he is IGBO I think.
I am loving it!
The best aphrodisiac I swear.
UN-BEH-LIEVABLE.

MasterJayJay:
When I hear some folks say virginity is lack of opportunity, I doubt if they realize how dumb they look when making such statement. Virginity is the presence of self-control and not lack of opportunity.


I have been observing one of my neighbor's movement, a boy. He has been sneaking in girls into their house to have sex. He is unemployed. On Saturday when his mom went out for elections, he decided to sneak in a girl. He didn't know when his mom came back and he was caught while trying to sneak the girl out. He ran away wearing a shirt and a boxer and returned in the evening.

I have been thinking how he has been able to get these girls, the motives, etc. Because obviously, he is not rich. this is not even a case of girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. It seems there is an app where one can get a girl near you for fornication.

Point: With technology in this century, even an introvert can get connected to someone to have premarital sex. Therefore, Virginity is never lack of opportunity. I believe virgins in this tech world have more self-control than virgins in 900 BC.

Mynd44 Seun Obinoscopy

Rule 2

Insulting my pre-marital sex belief as 'cheap opportunity'!
He or she needs to keep this disgusting 'CHRISTIAN' SHYTE OF A BELIEF IN HIS OR HER CHURCH ONLY!
Not all of us are religious and we want to phock without being bullied.

HO! HA!

MasterJayJay:
Mynd44 Seun Obinoscopy

Rule 2

Please Observe The Following Rules: (skip)
1. Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

This is not an insult. . . but a statement of fact!
Some of us preach and practice premarital sex and find YOUR POST OFFENSIVE and INTRUSIVE.
You will catch woto woto for interfering with my beliefs.
Next time, preach in your church and mind your gaddem bizz!


You want to see 'BLOOD' on your bedsheet on your wedding night?
Are you not a ritualist for wanting that?

MasterJayJay:
When I hear some folks say virginity is lack of opportunity, I doubt if they realize how dumb they look when making such statement. Virginity is the presence of self-control and not lack of opportunity.


I have been observing one of my neighbor's movement, a boy. He has been sneaking in girls into their house to have sex. He is unemployed. On Saturday when his mom went out for elections, he decided to sneak in a girl. He didn't know when his mom came back and he was caught while trying to sneak the girl out. He ran away wearing a shirt and a boxer and returned in the evening.

I have been thinking how he has been able to get these girls, the motives, etc. Because obviously, he is not rich. this is not even a case of girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. It seems there is an app where one can get a girl near you for fornication.

Point: With technology in this century, even an introvert can get connected to someone to have premarital sex. Therefore, Virginity is never lack of opportunity. I believe virgins in this tech world have more self-control than virgins in 900 BC.

Another archaic, sexist, virgin-ritualist on rampage.
Is it your 'virginity'?
Only in a poverty-stricken part of the world will people like this focus on non-issues of virginity.

luminouz:
Lol...
Good to find a woman here with crazy refreshing vibes. You never changed from way back.

I'm close by. You know where to find me.😉😉😉😉

We need to do something about you quick 😉🙂.

You don meannit?
Then you don't know my type of person.

How do you cope?

I am a very strong supporter of given extra chores around the house and DOUBLING UP ON HOMEWORK. Unfortunately, places like Nigeria are not equipped with recreational activities and lack of surveillance equipment to monitor in and out of your home 24/7.
I got tired of beating and beating and beating. . . Absolutely NO EFFECT. In fact, I was the one that was suffering with the chances of having a stroke.

From ages 10 and above, children should not be spanked.

1. Children are prone to disobedient behaviors and are not fully developed cognitively to understand consequences of their actions.
Spanking children under 10 should be avoided and used only as a last resort for correcting bad behavior.

2. Children above 10 are naturally stubborn and will become immune to spanking having received spankings for the first 10 years of their lives.
They actually brace themselves for the spankings and damn the consequences.

3. Spanking should be stopped entirely when a child reaches teenage years. At this rebellious stage, you should be ready for WAR! Spanking is never the answer.

You constantly have to battle between trying to protect your young children and throwing in the towel. Many families have opted for sending their children to boarding schools or abroad to pass off the responsibilty to others to save the situation.

luminouz:
You have always been bat-shit crazy and I like it!!!

Werey-extra

Oh yes o. . . .
Demented goat dancing in only pant kpa kpa!
Aisha try wear hajib sef.
Me for remove cloth.

Nor be small disgrace o!

Beautiful!!!!!
I say: WE MOOOOOOOOVE!!!!
I don't know why I get a serious harrrrrdon anytime I see P.O. making news in the court.
Something just starts 'twitching' down dia.

AGBEROCRACY 2050!

Abeg. . . go and make your money.
This is a fight for all NIGERIANS who want justice.
The court case is on.
After the verdict. . . come back and join us.
Even me sef dey go my work je je.

OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MANDATE!!!
Heal thyself first!
You cannot force you and you tribalistic cabal on us.
You did that with your Buhari.
your time is up.

No, we are not going anywhere. . . .Lagos is a NO MAN'S LAND!

I SAY WE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!

Still on the matter?
They expect OBI NWANNE ANYI to play dead.
I can't wait to hit the streets.
Make them give us enough notice to block all roads.

Still on SHAMELESS INEC?

labelle123:
.
I tire ooo

People just make statements without reasoning.
All because they wanno kiss butts.
The main rigger was APC, whilr PDP came a close 2nd.
Thanks to a LAWLESS country.

UTTER NONSENSE.
How does a structureless party rigg an election.
With what?
Stooopid drunk!

DIVINEEVIDENCE:
This woman 🙄

So you're still in this world?

Why not?
Are you not still in this world too?

That FIRS na another APC ECONOMIC CANCER!

This is 2023.
No need going back in time.
The heavens have not fallen!

The biggest losers are OBJ AND GEJ!
Better not have tasted the seat of power than to taste it and leave a legacy of SHAMEFUL FAILURE!

They uselessly paved the way for the SATANIC APC. Here we are.

They will also die abi?
Will they live forever?

My honorable president-elect’.
Please, pay the old drunken irrelevant political misfit no mind.