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Give up ke?
Let them enjoy their “Go DAY-DEE” jokes jare.
Having failed to arrest DATTI, OBI remains the cheapest target.

Religious war ko!
Boko Haram is not a religious war?

After saying: GO TO COURT.
The winners are jittery.
No peace of mind.

After dodging court petitions?
Olodo ole mandate.
What a dubious character.

OMOALE PRESIDENT-SELECT.

Keep running.
Fake president.

tiger28:
RHODE VIVOR ......isn't a Yoruba name.

They are originally Sierra leoneans.

His Mother is Ibo

He said that he doesn't think in Yoruba

He called "HIS" so called Yoruba kins a derogatory name......who does that?

And he doesn't speak Yoruba




Everything about this Chinedu is Fake !

Rubbish!

Utter rubbish.

ganisucks:
When have you ever seen me post anything about Gbadebo. I never got into that argument. It's not an interesting topic.

I stated Mayegun and Hundeyin, not Gbadebo.

kk2027:
Hahaha too many childish propaganda trying to distract us from the big fish

No peace for election riggers

Let them be disgracing themselves ke!

kk2027:
YES O

We sure MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEE

"Yesh DAY-DEE" ko.

"No MAH-MEE" ni.

kk2027:
Please do not distract us from the tribunal


America has refused to congratulate us

Drug offense is a serious crime in America

Thank you jare.
All these dry gists.
APC is so desperate. . .from fake certificates to rented bishops.
What will they not fake?
We should leave the tribunal cases perjury and drug trafficking and start listening to fake 'YES DAYDDY' tapes?

I say : WE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!

Even if na true?
Let them “GO TO COURT”!

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How markeeebyyyt

Markeeeeeeeeyt is SUWeeeeeeeeteee!
I yammmu h-enjoining tinz o!

I Juss Dey come from work abegggi.
Lemme go and catch up with Mayegun and Hundeyin first. 🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️

IpobAntidote:
Prince of Aba don retire. I hope he didn't do the needful on 3rd mainland bridge.

The so-called country you have under APC is habitable abi? You are truly shameless.

To be continued. . . .Off to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QodBySQVlIs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZG9sbB7lzI

https://www.youtube.com/live/rxpjgL8XtWw?feature=share

LIVE FROM SCOTLAND YARD. . .

What Are The Consequences Of An Illegitimate President Over Nigeria? - One On One David Hundeyin

My two favorite people giving it to APC hot hot from all angles.

Please, welcome me back from my 4-day ban for referring to the bonafide shytelandic western parts of Nigeria as a “wasteland”.
They can try to silence the Obidients, but will ALWAYS fail.

Bola Tinubu will always remain illegitimate from birth to death.

Is this the best APC can do?

When you are illegitimate, you cannot inherit Nigeria.
Biological and political OMOALES have no business in ASO ROCK.
They should be confined to their hell holes in their local government areas and rot there.

Datti was 100% correct.✅

See the cowards? If OBI had DARED utter the same words. . . . He would have traded spaces with Kanu by now.😆


DOKPEMU SECURITY SERVICE go and arrest DATTI.😆

Too bad OBUDU CATTLE RANCH went underground.
SS and SE need to be self-sufficient for real.
No need to cross Ore.
One major international airport needs to be situated in the North to avoid flying out from Lagos or Abuja.
No stop-overs. Direct flights only.


So, I should enter 'Okada' with one smelling rider to go up some mountain?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDYpIjWy7Nc

SmartPolician:
It's more of exposure than education.

After all, we in the South call everyone from the north Hausa and Fulani, not knowing that there are over 50 tribes in NC, NE and NW

Absolutely.
Lessons learned.

blackpanda:
Yes, just like Lagos. Long live democracy

No court case in ABIA.
Anywhere there is court case. . . . Not legit until prove IN COURT.

I made the mistake of attending a “school dance” with one of them. That is the last time I will do that.😀

See DEM? ? ? 😱

If you see THE FIIIIIINE BABES AND DUDES?

We are TRULY BACKWARD in Nigeria sha.

Seeeeee FREEEEDOM.

1Sharon:
Random bust? 🤣 you don turn correctional officer 😂

But what's that?

Real prison warden.😀
Trash INSIDE WHERE THEY PUT THEIR UNDERWEAR?🤷🏽‍♀️

You will just sit down jeje and the whole house will be smelling!☺️


Na wetin we dey call am?

English-Tamarind
Igbo-Ichekwu
Yoruba-Awin
Hausa-Tsamiyar kurm

Children can be FILTHY!😡😡😡
Not in this house o. I will NEVER tolerate that-
I do not wanno smell any armpits or butts in this house. Must shower 2 times DAILY.✅

Things I have found while doing a random bust.

Gooooooood!
Nitey-Nitey!🌹

Somebarry collect 100 strokes today for keeping food in the room.✅

The one sleeping on the floor ke!
The one that hides food under the bed,🙄
The only items in the room are BEDS. Easy to do quick search.✅

The only place with privacy in this house is the bathrooms where they shower.✅

Till 7AM! 9 hours sleep is A MUST.✅

Since OBJ na. . . .
Na today?
The reason they don't want OBI to be president.
All dem nyansh go h-opin yakataaaa. . . .

Make I go buy ticket. I can fly in that day and leave the same day back home.
Lemme shhhhhek my sssssheduuuuule.
I hope I am not working.
Time to catch some serious cruise.

Will be posting pictures live.

I don wanno read that long letter.
Where are the CERTIFIED COPIES OF THE RESULT FROM INEC?
We need them to nail that MAHMOOD THE CRIMINAL to the Islamic CROSS for robbers.

All powers are approved to cancel this OJORO FESTIVAL PRESIDENCY.
Even witches should use their powers too.
By May 29th. . . Either Mahmood or Tinubu MUST. . . . lie in state.
Amen!

Please, CANCEL THEM PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY AND SPIRITUALLY!
If not with physical debilitation, I don't mind severe mental incapacitation.

Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

BABEELOVE:
Cheat like once every 6 months!!!!!

This was my response o. . . and BOY! Awon sexually-frustrated religious bigots went to town.

The good old days I swear!

The GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD OLD DAYS!

Mikagrace:
I really don’t want to go into depth. Just tired of him, just need a male friend who can take my mind elsewhere. I’m just fed up.

That is a very simple problem na.
We don wanno know what is making you tired. YOU ARE BORED IN YOUR MARRIAGE.
Marriage is some boooooooooooooring piece of crap. You are bound to get tired. Ask Johnson Suleiman.
I remember back in 2007 or 2008 when this topic came up and I offered 'some solutions'.
Lemme go and find the thread if it still exists.

Some satanic 'holy nwejes' almost extinguished their grand-mothers, not me.

Hello OP dia?

Happy reading from 2007.
That was my response then. . . and it is still my response NOW.
I could NEVER have survived marriage if it were not an OPEN MARRIAGE.
Some people call it 'cheating'. . . .Then HECK YEAH!

https://www.nairaland.com/76600/how-make-marriage-spicy

BABEELOVE:
Cheat like once every 6 months!!!!!

When I was in Nigeria, I developed a love for libraries. When I came to the “abroad”, I started sleeping in them. I just loved to study and read. I loved to see books neatly arranged in shelves. If there were any books out of place, I would go from aisle to aisle arranging and putting them in place. I LOOOOOOOVED the smell of books.😍

That is exactly what children of these age call PRISONS!

There is a very lovely library near my home.
I have made it a lively prison for us all. I just drop them off after breakfast, with their lunch, snacks and water . . . . That one likes to wear so-so short-“NIKA”. . . .🙄🙄🙄 Not my consine any more. . . . . And I go my way, to return in 6 hours so me and my “honey” can do some reaaaal “stuff’ without interruptions. 💒💒💒🍷🍷🍷

They don’t have phones right? There is a spare phone I give them, so I can call and face time them to make sure THEY ARE STILL THERE O. If I call and you don’t pick up AT FIRST RING, you will WALK HOME, while I DRIVE BEHIND YOU!😘

As soon as we get home, I collect my phone jele and review the contents. Yep! You cannot erase it. Only my number is programmed to be called or to receive calls from that phone. All apps are monitored. ✅

Sorry, living or dying in Nigeria is not an option.❤️

Nazgul:
For children below 10...they're mostly influenced by their peers, so you have to mind the kind of school you enrol them into, study their behavior after few weeks in the school, always check their pockets and bags whenever they come back from school and question then thoroughly whenever you find any odd item you know you didn't buy for them.

Teach them sex education as well, especially your daughters. Make sure they're able to identify their public and private parts and know that no one should touch their private parts. If they fall into the hands of perverts, it certainly would affect their attitude.

For teenagers...12 and above. At this stage, most especially when they start getting to 15, 16, 17 and 18...your ability to control them effectively would depend on how well you live by the rules you set for them. You can't tell them one thing and do another, this is why relationships experts are always of the opinion that children from broken homes tend to become bad spouses that children from good homes.

Relationship experts like Dr. Phil that have failed in their own relationships.
There are no different rules in my home.
What I do is what I preach. I graduated university TWICE. . . that is the ONLY BUSINESS WE HAVE TO DISCUSS IN THIS HOUSE.
When you leave my house, you can do as you damn well please. Till then, just do as I say. There is very little room for negotiation.
Shikena.