₦airaland Forum

Two Things Are Clear Here:

1. This photo is not makeup free
2. This bag may not be that expensive.
Please, give some credit to Aba boys

This is how TRANSGENDER starts.

She can't be a groom's man: she's just a groom's maid. Soon, you'll hear of a man in the midst of bride's maids, and he'll be called bride's man.

THE GROOM IS A FOOL FOR COUNTING A WOMAN AS A MAN.

Download and install TubeMate: then use it to download files from Youtube.
I just downloaded a 180mb tutorial from youtube with 9mobile. It may just be network failure.

The Traveller must travel. Junketter-In-Chief

RIP 2 HIM.
I wonder why this world was not designed on a FIRST COME, FIRST GO basis. Young boys at their prime keep dying while USELESS OLD MEN [like Buhari and Mugabe] KEEP LIVING.

El-Zakzakky should be the first beneficiary of this move. Anything else makes it a SCAM INITIATIVE to free his imprisoned Boko Friends.

OP, she tried to bury you; but like a seed planted by the riverside, you germinated and blossomed beyond her imagination.

Now she's ashamed of herself...now you've forgiven her. Nothing more, nothing less.

DON'T LET THE DEVIL USE YOU, OR USE HER ON YOU.

YOUR WAILING NEVER START.
You'll wail more, come 2019

Poshriel:
You can just try to sleep more hours a day.... Its called depression... Though it kills but its curable

Psychology 101:

"When you make certain derogatory statements on someone else, those surrounding you know exactly who you're talking about: YOURSELF". It's a rule!

THINK ABOUT THAT.

Only depressed people demean others.

The only Governor that speaks the minds of millions of Nigerians.
Unlike that useless Okowa that doesn't act like his people's steward.

The DSS, NSCDC, CID etc. are always there for you in times like these.

Just compose yourself, walk up to any of those agencies and REPORT YOUR BOSS. Just make sure you have evidence.

Make them understand that your role in those frauds you partook in was a result of DURESS AND UNDUE INFLUENCE and your fear of your boss' ability to harm you.

Poshriel:
Who else thinks this maiden is just advertising the fact that she can do some Editting

Wetin concern you na?
You can also stylishly advertise your skill [that's if you have any skill aside being a liability].

MUST YOU DEMEAN SOMEONE?

Nigeria(ans) just dey carry Zimbabwe(ans) matter for head when our problem big pass.

Instead of you to be suggesting and looking for how to put that incompetent Buhari under house arrest too.

mtewwww....

I wasn't there.
How then do you expect me to know the most stunning celeb thereat? Just from pictures?
Pictures can be so misleading sometimes.

You don drink diesel abi?

Why you come dey mis-yarn anyhow na?

I'm sure you know that the activities of IPOB & NDA can't be compared to that of the bloodthirsty Boko-Haram & Fulani Herdsmen. The former has an agenda that borders on HUMANITY; the latter borders on FANATISM AND INHUMANITY. The first has a convincing explanation; the latter has an anarchist manifesto.

YOUR BRAIN NO DEY WORK NI?

TheTrueApostle:
My big madam, how ur end?

You've STARTED pursuing your goal already.

There's just one rule: MAKE ENOUGH MONEY. Any other rule is counterfeit.

This is not punishment na.
Op, when you see real punishment, you will repent and follow the 'rules and regulations' by force.

Ajebo too dey complain, and na them dey misbehave pass.

Go to any Command Secondary School, Army Day Secondary School, Government (science, technical) College, and you'll see this as ordinary exercise.

PRIVATE SCHOOL JUST DEY SPOIL AJEBO CHILDREN UPANDAN.

No reasonable people will vote APC again.

She's effortlessly beautiful.
Unlike Nigerian made-up beauty queens who must use a bucket of paint on their faces to LOOK beautiful.

Muslims in the North just keep killing killing themselves day-by-day.
MUMU DEM.

sarrki:
Any religion that can't tolerate others
Or preach hatred for other religion is not a good religion

AT LAST! Your brain is gradually rebooting. Just make sure you don't tamper with the progress.

ZOMBIES are just too senseless.

The post said he returned from SOUTH WEST. Isn't that supposed to be Yorubaland? Bilikisu just succeeded in enlarging the coasts of Biafra to South West.

And the illiterate, unobjective, irrational, zombified OP just decided to copy and paste it here in Nairaland without proofreading: all because in his thoughtless mind, the post is anti-Biafran.

South West, according to your post, is now Biafraland.

This is A PRISON PARADISE.
Mugabe flex 'their money' sha.

This Shatta Wale guy is HIGH ON ANIMAL DUNG

No profession is SUPERIOR TO OTHERS; thus, no profession is obsolete.

YOUR PROFESSION CAN ONLY BE OBSOLETE IF YOUR BRAIN IS OBSOLETE. You just have to think outside the box.

Oya mek dem pak dia families go dia first; we go kom leta

They're only concerned about the violence that may occur. They're less concerned about the possible cause of the violence: THEY'RE NOT CONCERNED THAT ANY ATTEMPT TO RIG WILL CAUSE CHAOS.

They wanna peacefully rig the election.

There Cant Be An Effect Where There Is No Cause.

Age Fraud

Even if we give you the ATTENTION you seek, it WILL TAKE YOU NO WHERE CLOSE TO WIZKID OR TIMAYA.

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