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MensIssuesNg:
Jonathan's project.

Yar'Adua's Project, rather!


The dredging began far back in 2009.
I worked with the dredging company thenceforth until I voluntarily resigned in 2011.

It is neither Buhari's nor Jonathan's project.
Say only what you know!

Samusu:
I thought its Maikanti Baro of NNPC that is the owner

You're totally wrong, my friend!

NO graduate earns more than a beautiful ASHAWO in Nigeria.

An average Nigerian ashawo (classic, with enough makeup and packaging) earns far above #10,000 daily. That is #300,000 monthly. That'll make up over #3,000,000 per annum.

NO DEGREE, NO CV, NO APPLICATION, NO INTERVIEW, NO QUEUEING!

Just TAKE THE RISK, and you're there already!

Then come online on social media and begin to echo SMALL GIRL WITH A BIG GOD!!!

spiritedtete:
Okay don't get me wrong... I call him to know the procedures to secure the job... and if he had said go and follow due process and giving the proper channel what stops me from going to tell the applicant to do what is needful.

Okay.
Sorry for misinterpreting you in the first instance.

FYI, there's nothing like due process.
...there's nothing like proper channel.
...there's nothing like merit.

Even the just concluded Federal Fire Service application, the slots have been shared already.

If anyone finally gets the job by MERIT and without CONNECTION, that person should remind me of this post.

Shalom.

spiritedtete:
I wanted to help someone get a job few weeks ago... I was told to bring 1m naira. From a director ooo.

He said there are so many people he will sort apart from him.

As at 5years ago it was 250k to 300k
Nigeria is a total joke now.

You're part of the problem.


How can you "HELP someone get a job" just because you KNOW A DIRECTOR?
Who then will help the average Nigerian that knows no Director?

Bethor:
Interesting days ahead..!
Don't ever start what you can't finish..
You can't come to a man's home enjoy his hospitality and at the end destroy his food, rape his wife, murder his children, burn his house, try to forcefully claim his land and still expect the man to clap for you..

We need to go spiritual for our dear country..!!
Peace..!!!

NO be only spiritual.

Some people just LACK SENSE.

luvmijeje:
If you don't respond, you are indirectly saying he's right. The best form of defense is offense.

But then, ...the best answer to a fool is silence!

Then the whole nation is cursed!

The captain of the nation is not innocent from these happenstances. If this curse takes effect, then THE CAPTAIN IS CURSED.

If, therefore the captain is cursed, THE WHOLE SHIP IS CURSED; and thus, the everyone he's piloting is CURSED AND DOOMED!!!

where's the "true story"?
can't you just compose a concise (re)view of something without introducing gross ambiguity and unparalleled vagueness?

she looks prettier on her natural hair.

GreatOlu1:
Till wen will the tag 2face baby mama leave her

She earned it.
It will accompany her description, till ETERNITY.

Amakababe:
My name is Amaka afuzor, and i am a student of Federal university of technology minna. Mechanical engineering. 100 level


Before you accuse me of being dull, I had a 204 in JAMB.
I always wanted a first class, but
I decided to check my result yesterday only to see F parallel and some good grades out of 10 courses.
Pls am 22 and I need to pass so I can get a good job after graduation.
I know I didn't give my books much attention this semester.

I am confused because I will be asked to withdraw if I get a cgpa less than 2.0 on a scale of 5 after second semester and don't meet the 10-8-8 requirement which I am very far from.


CAN I GRADUATE WITH A FIRST CLASS STILL?
Tell me the honest truth, I can handle it.

Pls who knows how many percentage of final cgpa the first year performance takes In futminna

Ma'am, no one gives "more time". Just use the time you have 'academically'.

Meanwhile, the best result you can ever graduate with from that Mechanical Engineering Department is 2:2. I'll have given you hope if you were in Electrical. The best time to 'create your result' in FUTMinna SEET is in 100l, courtesy e-exam. 10:8:8 go surely chase you out. Even 2.0 is a poor start in Engineering.

If you can't pass Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Use of English, General Mathematics etc. comfortably; how do you expect to pass Fluid Mechanics, Applied Mechanics, Thermodynamics, Further Mathematics, Materials Science etc. comfortably?

As an Engineering student, you need to read and read like a Pharisee.

Prepare yourself for a Department in SEMT, SAAT, and probably SET.

I hate to say this, but IT IS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO MAKE FIRST CLASS with a 0.2 foundation.

Salmoneus:
FT Germany 3 Mexico 1 quote me anywhere....

see ya lyf?

To answer widow just dey hungry this one...because of money.


Only poverty can cause this.
No wealthy girl under 30 will ever agree to marry a 90yrs old man.
This is the spirit if poverty at work.

NOW, TO THE YOUNG GIRLS THAT WANT TO EMULATE HER: SAY AFTER ME...

Any spirit of poverty in my life, die by fire!
Oya pray it continuously.

joshjc:
see fast game,no be like the one those Nike models play yesterday

You mean the fashion paraders?

Auladimeji:
I love Mehico counter attack, no dulling

Those guys are really countering.

To all those greedy folks that refused to predict Under (3.5). OYO is ya kez!!!

see as these guys just dey misplay anyhow.

Ndonu101:
Messi has scored

in your dream?

Rainmania:
Warning!! Totally irrelevant to the topic. Whole heartedly posted to derail this post.

Do you know that Nigeria takes lead over Jaimaca in weed smoking

The 30 biggest weed smoking countries
Iceland - 18.3 per cent of population
United States - 16.3%
Nigeria - 14.3%
Canada - 12.7%
Chile - 11.83%
France - 11.1%
New Zealand - 11%
Bermuda - 10.9%
Australia - 10.2%
Zambia - 9.5%
Uruguay - 9.3%
Italy - 9.2%
Spain - 9.2%
Madagascar - 9.1%
Czech Republic - 8.9%
Israel - 8.88%
St Lucia - 8.87%
Belize - 8.45%
Barbados - 8.3%
Netherlands - 8%
Greenland - 7.6%
Jamaica - 7.21%
Denmark - 6.9%
Switzerland - 6.7%
Egypt - 6.24%
UK - 6.2%
Ireland - 6%
Estonia - 6%
Bahamas - 5.54%
Sierra Leone - 5.42%

Ghana nko?
Niger nko?

CuddleBear:
"50 Things Money Can't Buy"
- Respect
- Well-adjusted kids
- Work-life balance
- Natural beauty
- Manners
- Common sense
- A clear conscience
- Purpose in life
- Integrity
- Good friends
- A long life
- Close-knit family
- An open mind
- A worry-free day
- Trust
- A new beginning
- Clean arteries
- A great idea
- An honest politician
- Peace of mind
- A good hair day
- Patience
- Luck
- A good epitaph
- Happy memories
- Time to relax
- A strong work ethic
- A positive attitude
- A happy home
- Everything you may want
- Good karma
- Appreciation of the simple things
- True love
- A new shot at a missed opportunity
- Peace in the world
- A golden anniversary
- Talent
- A second chance in life
- Quality time with your kids
- Wisdom
- Happiness
- Humility
- A good reputation
- A 25-hour day
- Relationship with your kids
- Youth
- Class
- Justice
- A proper perspective
- Selflessness

with the exception of 25hrs a day, money can buy (almost) every other thing on your list.

"...money answereth all things" (Ecclesiastes 10:19).

that fact has been in existence since [circa] 935BC

...nothing like money ritual...?
Like seriously?

This one is still a LEARNER.

Aroyehunkayode:
PMB has matured politically more than 2015,for every reasonable nigerians knows he has done what no president of nigeria in history has done,we are beggining to see a true democracy in this government,creation of jobs and also creating an enviroment for private sectors to thrive.Education reforms,people now fear to steal our money for they know they can be probed.

Which jobs did he create?
-BMC jobs?
-Herdsmen jobs?
-Book Haram jobs?
-Children Importation for begging jobs?

...and the mumu OP think say we go buy this fake story wey no get supporting pictures.

...with the buckets of emulsion paints wasted on her face.

GREAT SHALL BE THE FALL of the OLD FOOL.

They can't flaunt their power on herdsmen and Boko Haram.
This is what they know how to do best.

yarimo:
Shaaatap

Gerarrahia and go get a life!

animalhuman:
Why did they have to kill it nao

One day we'll wake up not seeing any wild life in our dear country

You want them to multiply so that they can be kidnapping us just like the Ugandan case, abi?

Killing them is right, because they are a threat.

BUT

Eating them is wrong, because they a hairy version of humans.

yarimo:
Nigerians all over the world are proud to have president BUHARI as president of Nigeria

I'm a Nigerian; and...

I'M NOT PROUD TO HAVE HIM AS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA!!

Only BMC and acute zombies do!!!

cenjoe:
Of course Satan is a masculine creation

any reference (source)?