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Herbarium: D guy dey Hibernation mode>>waiting 4 d list.

Ohhh ¶ see

aykay45: the controversial link is off the website... make all of una rest

Sorry,buh where've U̶̲̥̅̊ been?

No abuse d guy,it seems d guy miss way let's ask him @ realtem U̶̲̥̅̊ miss way?

Al-hasan:
Omobush ur comment is now meaningless which cut no tail in my body. If u like say ur sister just got married to Prof. Ambali's son; it is ur palava. Were u not d one who said u got hammered on monday? If u're d one, d thing is still affecting u. O-M-O-B-U-S-H. Omo Igbo

Seconded lyk srsly Omoush shld be dealt wit

OmoUSH: Every one of u who have cursed me here will meet their lot, cos am innocent.
Unilorin FM at 11:18pm just announced now that the list is out. They said that as at when announcing that it has not been made visible in the school's official homepage but until tomorrow.

*CRYING*. I do not lie. HOD of History, Deen of Art, Prof. Of Chemistry who are my elder friends told me a long time ago that Tuesday, 10th September, will see the reldase.

VINDICATED.

Omoush no go kill me wit lafta Unilorin fm announce dah Ǎ̜̣̍Ϟd it's nt on deir website or facebook page?

And didn't U̶̲̥̅̊ say Saturday sum hrs bck?

¶ think they remuvd d ' check admission status' cuz of d ongoing rumour....nau ¶'ll see ♓☺w dose dickheads will say they were given admission cnce dere'z no 'check admission status' dere again

Herbarium: I jst dey laf.anytym u gat an sms alert on ur fone,na so ya heart go dey beat @ faster rate coupled wit profuse sweating thinking may b na admission alert 4rm unilorin buh wen u open d sms na MTN caller tune advert or plz call me back 4rm ya pal.he he he

My own na Etisalat.....very annoying

Gbogbolet: se u no go use biro to write when u get to lecture room ni

K gotcha

Gbogbolet: Tbe first person to be given admission, mak u in box me.. Gat present for you

Nd d present will be?

Acecube: mehn, why the space keeping ? are you trying to be first to comment or what ? If yes.. Bro you're 4892nd

¶ wonda oo

Wetin dey pain me be say deir site dey undergo changes

Acecube: I be think say na only me notice oh.. The girls are keeping mute. Imagine a department called Nairaland for Unilorin. the percentage of boys to girls go be 90% against 10%.

Pls Ladies in the house, say something. At least let us feel like the ''straight'' men we are, and not that three letters word.

Btw...Simpli, sinmi and Ella are the only ones active here.

Did U̶̲̥̅̊ jez say 90-10 it's 98%-2%

Ellaberry5050: dis tajudeen....rili nids 2 b gun down,cos u kip postin wrong nd false info....al d tym if u dnt av sumfin 2 sae ere jus fuckin shut up....pheeew

Ellaberry U̶̲̥̅̊'re nt lyk dis nau.....he'z jes postin wah he heard

habiolah: I'M ASSUMING NOBODY SAW THE QUESTION ABOVE!

WHEN IS THE REMEDIAL FORM FOR UNILORIN COMING OUT? THANKS IN ADVANCE.

Afta d admission list iz out

Gbogbolet nd Omoush....¶ hail una...una no sabi say na human beings wey dey ere...una jez dey post anytin

koonbey: Maybe they're having technical Issues

Maybe cuz dey didn't debunk d rumour on deir home page...dey only did thru fb

simplifier: Hope the VC gets to see it since its on front page now

Abi ooo dey shld release d list or dem no dey visit nairaland?

Unilorin z goin bck on dier words



FRAUD ALERT-Important notice to all applicants seeking admission to the University of Ilorin
The University does not demand any form of payment to any account from prospective candidates. All information concerning admissions are obtainable on the University website http://www.unilorin.edu.ng. Visits to any other website is at the candidate's risk. You are advised not to access the University website through internet search engines and social media network (Facebook, Twitter e.t.c).
Thank you.




And now we're gettin a directive 4rm deir facebook page.....¶ taya oo

Waoh we made front page!!!!!!

Ibrahymoba: I av just came bak 4rm d V.C's ofice and I see no reason Alhasan
wrote him a leta cos he was busy readin it while I walkd into his
ofice and I pointed my AK87 gun at his forehead,he shouted 'pls
let me live' wit tears of sorrow rolin down his cheek...I said to him
'I'm nt Boko' he replied 'yes sir,I know cos its bin written on ur
shirt the 2013/2014 Unilorin aspirants' and I told him wit mercy that I
shal let him live witout pulin my triger bt listen sir,u r 2 release d
list befor 13th of this month,he replied 'it wil surely b out b4
den. I asked 'how many namez do u have on d list? He said 'abt
8,000
sir and we ar makin arrangement on hw to employ d deprived
ones.
My last request sir! 'if d list is nt out b4 13th what should I do? He
replid 'u can take my broda Najib'
I was angry and I replid Mystolad is my broda I wil nt take him bt I
shal take Omoush ur son.And I walked out....

Waoh!!! U̶̲̥̅̊ try gan oo

mystolad: Bro, you may be right buh permit me to add/support and oppose your post .
Quite sure non of us undastand d admssn procedure n policies....buh can argue to any length dat we r no longa in d era of abdul,abdul,abdul u mentioned earlier. Ayodeji,igiebor,ofure,rasidi,nneka,eghosa etc wil gain admssn b4 indigenes if dey've got gud connections (or on merit).
Its all about getting gud grades,following d right path(connection) and luck.

Owk

OmoUSH: Just confirmed now from the prof of Chemistry. Tomorow. But due to paradventures, it might be later than tomorrow. But all winthin this week. Some of u must smile. Don't worry, be happy! Everything is going to be alright wiv our lives.
*IN USHER RAYMOND'S VOICE** cos baby tonight(stressed this word), the dj got us falling in love again!

Now sing with me, qoouir, no no, quoir...

Omoush wan kill me wit lafta.....U̶̲̥̅̊ sha d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pick date lyk beans

LtCZAR: You need Admission to this school contact me on 08135351542 (Mr JOHN)

Wher U̶̲̥̅̊ cum 4rm?

his sustained commitment to upgrading the Information and Communication Technology (ICT) facilities at the University of Ilorin, the Vice-Chancellor, Prof. AbdulGaniyu Ambali, has stretched his hand of fellowship to US ICT giant, Cybersoft Technology Inc.
Receiving a delegate from the Maryland, US-based company in his office last Monday (September 2, 2013), Prof. Ambali, who was represented by the Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Management Services), Prof. Y. M. Fakunle, thanked the team for coming to contribute their ICT knowledge to the development of the University.
Prof. Ambali noted that ICT is no longer new but making it functional and user-friendly is still a challenge for developing countries.
The Vice-Chancellor restated his commitment to the relationship between the University and the Cybersoft group, explaining that having seen the company's capabilities in the USA, he thought it wise to invite its executives to visit the University to help in the area of ICT and interact with the University's ICT staff.
The Chairman/Chief Executive Officer of Cybersoft Technology Inc., Mr. Bunmi Ogunlade, in his response, noted that ICT challenges are not peculiar to the University of Ilorin as most universities in the country are facing similar challenges.
Mr. Ogunlade said that the group was in Ilorin to critically evaluate the ICT situation in the University and provide solutions that would enhance teaching, research and community development.
Later at a stakeholder's forum where the team from the Cybersoft group interacted with the ICT staff of the University, the Director, Centre for International Education (CIE), Prof. Olugbenga Mokuolu, explained that the University began interaction with the USA based ICT group about nine months ago.
He disclosed that a team from the University led by the Vice-Chancellor met with Cybersoft\s executives in the USA to witness their technological solutions.
Prof. Mokuolu said that the forum has been organised in collaboration with Computer Science and Information Technology (COMSIT) Directorate to afford the Cybersoft team the opportunity of sharing their experience in ICT operations with the University.
Also speaking at the stakeholders' forum, the President of Cybersoft Technology Inc., Mr. Ayodele Opadina, assured the University that the ICT Company would help the University to maximize its current available bandwidth utilisation and put in place a robust network design support system.
Mr. Opadina disclosed that intrusion detection and prevention system would be put in place while virtualisation and cloud computing system would also be installed.
According to the President, bandwidth management, account provisioning and centralized access control are some of the features to be integrated into the University's network system.
Mr. Opadina pointed out that Cybersoft would work with the University engineers to better serve the University community, adding that a high availability portal that can handle about 100, 000 concurrent users would be put in place while a security policy would also be developed for the network.
Disclosing that his firm would conduct regular training for the University IT staff, Mr. Opadina commended the University of Ilorin for its Bandwidth Capacity and level of ICT deployment.









Could dis be d tin delayin d admission list?

ayodejijf: To all aspirant.... i wl urge u 2 disregard any info claimng dat we hv release d first list. Though u may c admission status link on d portal it doesnt mean d list is out cz our technical dept. hv thr role 2 play in d adm process i.e by creatn stress free link 2 enable our candidate access it...
....now they ar waitn 4d final wistle to start profilin each cand.
Stay tune! as d update wl soon b releas on d schl site. Wishn u all d best!

And dis is 4rm?

OmoUSH: My friend's chik has just been admitted. Do u think all these i post are false? U must be jokin Ryan. Some of u here must be admitted b4 this week runs out. Thank me later.

Still under the influence of alcohol?

OmoUSH: Bastardsa. Silliy nicompoopses. Aliest woild bi aout tomaroww. I do ate myy scrotum. Gnod. Yes! Yes! Smeagol!

Today is one of my prominent friend's birthday, and am seriously under the influence of alcohol right now. A final year student. Rest in peace.

Dah means anytin u post 4rm now on will nt be taken wit all seriousness since u're under d influence of alcohol

Tajudeen40: i am alfa but by the way are you going to skul for chik or what?

Well,nt dah bt dey sed all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Tajudeen40: this is not a joke and guys pls dont get me wrong last week friday i went to submit my credential to a staff in the skul who hapen to be my uncle could you believe that nothing is going on for now as regard admission and i was told that adm process will comence this week and it may take upto twoo week beffore list he concluded that end of the mont or first week of oct

K

Tajudeen40: i will advice you guys to go and buy poly form now befor it close and stop waisting your time waiting for ilorin that you are not sure of ..for my own case i have been offered admission in two skuls this year but am still hoping unilorin will grant me and if they dont then i will go and register for where i was offered admission very simple.

U̶̲̥̅̊ sef go relax jewe una don see admission...no let Ilorin cause p 4 U̶̲̥̅̊...go enjoy ♈ōϋя lyf 4 Uniport ¶ hear say chicks plenty dere

OmoUSH: Tomorrow is the main deal! Tomorrow. Get this admission now or u die! Anyway second list stil dey there. Does unilorin still release in batches. Hmmm...

¶ hope tomorrow will nt change †̥O̅ nxt week or nxt month

Acecube: kafer i no see wetin u write oh. I'm using nokia 3310 porsche with home theatre and fridge plus application for admission list checking.. Pls write without those effects bro

Lolz....I meant i'm xperiencin wat u're also xperiencing